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  1. Sheal
    Like x 16

    .....And it don't seem a day too much!

    There's no problem with that :). We're almost there - and very happy! :blue thumb:
    There's no problem with that :). We're almost there - and very happy! :blue thumb:
    There's no problem with that :). We're almost there - and very happy! :blue thumb:
    There's no problem with that :). We're almost there - and very happy! :blue thumb:
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  2. Fat Controller

    Please - don't do it...

    Oh yuk.!! It looks more like a delivery van..!!!
    Oh yuk.!! It looks more like a delivery van..!!!
    Oh yuk.!! It looks more like a delivery van..!!!
    Oh yuk.!! It looks more like a delivery van..!!!
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  3. rosietutu
    Funny x 5

    Mobile phones

    That was brilliant Rosie:doggieshmooze:....it's not Mobile phones here but anything else that is missing is usually found under the cushion in the dogs beds:doh:
    That was brilliant Rosie:doggieshmooze:....it's not Mobile phones here but anything else that is missing is usually found under the cushion in the dogs beds:doh:
    That was brilliant Rosie:doggieshmooze:....it's not Mobile phones here but anything else that is missing is usually found under the cushion in the dogs beds:doh:
    That was brilliant Rosie:doggieshmooze:....it's not Mobile phones here but anything else that is missing is usually found under the cushion in the dogs beds:doh:
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  4. Fat Controller
    Agree x 3

    Large? Plus Size? Really??

    slim definately!
    slim definately!
    slim definately!
    slim definately!
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  5. Gay Gardener

    Night driving

    Superb thread! I thought I was the only one suffering the dazzle of new car head lights :gaah:I leave home for work at 7am when it's still dark and return at 6pm, again in the dark. I find it very...
    Superb thread! I thought I was the only one suffering the dazzle of new car head lights :gaah:I leave home for work at 7am when it's still dark and return at 6pm, again in the dark. I find it very hard to cope with the full-beam strength of those new car headlights. How is that legal? Also it's not...
    Superb thread! I thought I was the only one suffering the dazzle of new car head lights :gaah:I leave home for work at 7am when it's still dark and return at 6pm, again in the dark. I find it very hard to cope with the full-beam strength of those new...
    Superb thread! I thought I was the only one suffering the dazzle of new car head lights :gaah:I leave home for work at 7am when it's still dark and return at 6pm, again in the dark. I find it very...
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  6. Marley Farley

    RIP Pete Seeger

    In the 50's/60's I sold their records and have remained a fan ever since. I've been fortunate enough to have met some of them and seen a lot of others live :blue thumb:
    In the 50's/60's I sold their records and have remained a fan ever since. I've been fortunate enough to have met some of them and seen a lot of others live :blue thumb:
    In the 50's/60's I sold their records and have remained a fan ever since. I've been fortunate enough to have met some of them and seen a lot of others live :blue thumb:
    In the 50's/60's I sold their records and have remained a fan ever since. I've been fortunate enough to have met some of them and seen a lot of others live :blue thumb:
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  7. Fat Controller
    Agree x 3

    Two wrongs don't make a right....

    The passenger shouldn't have lamped the guy, fair enough.I agree with the theory of the cycle boxes and what happen but it doesn't. The practice just doesn't tie in or account for location....
    The passenger shouldn't have lamped the guy, fair enough.I agree with the theory of the cycle boxes and what happen but it doesn't. The practice just doesn't tie in or account for location. London is very, very busy with a lot of stress heads and pregnant fish drivers. Cyclists do need to...
    The passenger shouldn't have lamped the guy, fair enough.I agree with the theory of the cycle boxes and what happen but it doesn't. The practice just doesn't tie in or account for location. London is very, very busy with a lot of stress heads...
    The passenger shouldn't have lamped the guy, fair enough.I agree with the theory of the cycle boxes and what happen but it doesn't. The practice just doesn't tie in or account for location....
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  8. Loofah
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    Know your onions

    Aww, that's a lovely memory Sheal :):):)
    Aww, that's a lovely memory Sheal :):):)
    Aww, that's a lovely memory Sheal :):):)
    Aww, that's a lovely memory Sheal :):):)
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  9. Phil A

    Happy Birthday Naylors Ark

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MANDY !:hpybtd: :hpybtd:
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MANDY !:hpybtd: :hpybtd:
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MANDY !:hpybtd: :hpybtd:
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MANDY !:hpybtd: :hpybtd:
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  10. Phil A

    Lets jump into a Black Hole

    So you don't have to be dense to understand about Black Holes???:dunno::scratch::heehee:
    So you don't have to be dense to understand about Black Holes???:dunno::scratch::heehee:
    So you don't have to be dense to understand about Black Holes???:dunno::scratch::heehee:
    So you don't have to be dense to understand about Black Holes???:dunno::scratch::heehee:
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  11. Marley Farley
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    Amazing frozen caves of Lake Superior..

    Well the American side of Niagara Falls was frozen earlier this month.. Some spectacular pics here
    Well the American side of Niagara Falls was frozen earlier this month.. Some spectacular pics here
    Well the American side of Niagara Falls was frozen earlier this month.. Some spectacular pics here
    Well the American side of Niagara Falls was frozen earlier this month.. Some spectacular pics here
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  12. Loofah

    Gibbs and Dandy

    As long as they're not Fancy Dan's!
    As long as they're not Fancy Dan's!
    As long as they're not Fancy Dan's!
    As long as they're not Fancy Dan's!
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  13. Fat Controller

    Test for members

    Eee bye gum the rent money tin tin tin lad, come back next weekJack McH
    Eee bye gum the rent money tin tin tin lad, come back next weekJack McH
    Eee bye gum the rent money tin tin tin lad, come back next weekJack McH
    Eee bye gum the rent money tin tin tin lad, come back next weekJack McH
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  14. clueless1
    Like x 6

    Boring rocks and stuff (my leisurely stroll out)

    That sea coal stayed in all night and was still warm this afternoon :)
    That sea coal stayed in all night and was still warm this afternoon :)
    That sea coal stayed in all night and was still warm this afternoon :)
    That sea coal stayed in all night and was still warm this afternoon :)
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  15. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIGEL

    Happy birthday! :hpybtd:
    Happy birthday! :hpybtd:
    Happy birthday! :hpybtd:
    Happy birthday! :hpybtd:
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  16. Phil A
    Funny x 3

    Txt conversation between Willow and I

    I can do worse than that
    I can do worse than that
    I can do worse than that
    I can do worse than that
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  17. clueless1
    Agree x 3

    I'm pretty sure I've been saying this for years

    If we plant loads of Oak trees, then our great great grand children can start building warships againJack McH
    If we plant loads of Oak trees, then our great great grand children can start building warships againJack McH
    If we plant loads of Oak trees, then our great great grand children can start building warships againJack McH
    If we plant loads of Oak trees, then our great great grand children can start building warships againJack McH
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  18. Lolimac
    Like x 3

    Test for staff...

    See, there is a God!!:love30::hate-shocked::heehee:
    See, there is a God!!:love30::hate-shocked::heehee:
    See, there is a God!!:love30::hate-shocked::heehee:
    See, there is a God!!:love30::hate-shocked::heehee:
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  19. Loofah

    Parents not allowed to parent any more

    :dbgrtmb:Good Karma :heehee:
    :dbgrtmb:Good Karma :heehee:
    :dbgrtmb:Good Karma :heehee:
    :dbgrtmb:Good Karma :heehee:
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  20. clueless1
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