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  1. pete

    Things are getting crazy.

    Um...do they have a 'scrap' value, though? I recently rediscovered a boxful of old English coins, everything from ha'pennies to crowns, but from what I read it's illegal to melt down coins of the...
    Um...do they have a 'scrap' value, though? I recently rediscovered a boxful of old English coins, everything from ha'pennies to crowns, but from what I read it's illegal to melt down coins of the realm, so unless they're commemorative coins, they're worthless. Of course, it's probably only...
    Um...do they have a 'scrap' value, though? I recently rediscovered a boxful of old English coins, everything from ha'pennies to crowns, but from what I read it's illegal to melt down coins of the realm, so unless they're commemorative coins,...
    Um...do they have a 'scrap' value, though? I recently rediscovered a boxful of old English coins, everything from ha'pennies to crowns, but from what I read it's illegal to melt down coins of the...
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  2. Clueless 1 v2

    Thank you gift for work colleagues

    In the end I went for something which I believe is quite neutral. I ordered an afternoon tea pack from M&S, which basically has biscuits and cakes in it in a gift box. I can't see how that can...
    In the end I went for something which I believe is quite neutral. I ordered an afternoon tea pack from M&S, which basically has biscuits and cakes in it in a gift box. I can't see how that can possibly be misconstrued as anything other than a token of thanks.I did the exact same one for my...
    In the end I went for something which I believe is quite neutral. I ordered an afternoon tea pack from M&S, which basically has biscuits and cakes in it in a gift box. I can't see how that can possibly be misconstrued as anything other than a...
    In the end I went for something which I believe is quite neutral. I ordered an afternoon tea pack from M&S, which basically has biscuits and cakes in it in a gift box. I can't see how that can...
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  3. Jocko
    Informative x 4

    Ripped off by a Roofer.

    We got up to 62 mph at around 07:00 but apart from the noise our roof remained intact.
    We got up to 62 mph at around 07:00 but apart from the noise our roof remained intact.
    We got up to 62 mph at around 07:00 but apart from the noise our roof remained intact.
    We got up to 62 mph at around 07:00 but apart from the noise our roof remained intact.
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  4. Jocko

    UFOs.

    Pfftt... why don't they check their facts? "40 years ago", my bottom. It was just a wink ago when we were waiving our shiffon wrist scarves to Neun and Neunzig luftballon... :mad:
    Pfftt... why don't they check their facts? "40 years ago", my bottom. It was just a wink ago when we were waiving our shiffon wrist scarves to Neun and Neunzig luftballon... :mad:
    Pfftt... why don't they check their facts? "40 years ago", my bottom. It was just a wink ago when we were waiving our shiffon wrist scarves to Neun and Neunzig luftballon... :mad:
    Pfftt... why don't they check their facts? "40 years ago", my bottom. It was just a wink ago when we were waiving our shiffon wrist scarves to Neun and Neunzig luftballon... :mad:
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  5. amyjones329

    Insulating Home

    In the Deep South America (and possibly other States) most houses had suspended floors as they had crawl spaces for air circulation. Here we are on a concrete slab with concrete ceilings.
    In the Deep South America (and possibly other States) most houses had suspended floors as they had crawl spaces for air circulation. Here we are on a concrete slab with concrete ceilings.
    In the Deep South America (and possibly other States) most houses had suspended floors as they had crawl spaces for air circulation. Here we are on a concrete slab with concrete ceilings.
    In the Deep South America (and possibly other States) most houses had suspended floors as they had crawl spaces for air circulation. Here we are on a concrete slab with concrete ceilings.
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  6. shiney
    Like x 4

    I Got A Free Lunch!

    Mathematically, it's close to 50/50. Practically, it depends what you've promised to do if you lose
    Mathematically, it's close to 50/50. Practically, it depends what you've promised to do if you lose
    Mathematically, it's close to 50/50. Practically, it depends what you've promised to do if you lose
    Mathematically, it's close to 50/50. Practically, it depends what you've promised to do if you lose
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  7. Clueless 1 v2

    Chinese spy balloon

    And just like that, the Americans launch their own spy balloon.
    And just like that, the Americans launch their own spy balloon.
    And just like that, the Americans launch their own spy balloon.
    And just like that, the Americans launch their own spy balloon.
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  8. Clueless 1 v2

    uPVC door hinges worn out

    Judging by the black staining there has been a fair bit of wear going on, it cant be a case of metal on PVC, the PVC parts must have metal inserts, I would have thought.Possibly? Challenger...
    Judging by the black staining there has been a fair bit of wear going on, it cant be a case of metal on PVC, the PVC parts must have metal inserts, I would have thought.Possibly? Challenger Rebated double glazing butt hinges for upvc doors. (handlesandhinges.co.uk)
    Judging by the black staining there has been a fair bit of wear going on, it cant be a case of metal on PVC, the PVC parts must have metal inserts, I would have thought.Possibly? Challenger Rebated double glazing butt hinges for upvc doors....
    Judging by the black staining there has been a fair bit of wear going on, it cant be a case of metal on PVC, the PVC parts must have metal inserts, I would have thought.Possibly? Challenger...
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  9. Loofah

    Road classification

    The deeds will almost certainly be what they call “silent”, which means: NOBODY knows anything ... until a serious accident occurs; then, suddenly you’ll be amazed how many parties will blame each...
    The deeds will almost certainly be what they call “silent”, which means: NOBODY knows anything ... until a serious accident occurs; then, suddenly you’ll be amazed how many parties will blame each other.As far as taking matters into your own hands, be careful: even at the point where branches...
    The deeds will almost certainly be what they call “silent”, which means: NOBODY knows anything ... until a serious accident occurs; then, suddenly you’ll be amazed how many parties will blame each other.As far as taking matters into your own...
    The deeds will almost certainly be what they call “silent”, which means: NOBODY knows anything ... until a serious accident occurs; then, suddenly you’ll be amazed how many parties will blame each...
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  10. redstar

    Burns Supper.

    Went again, last night to a lovely Robert Burns supper. Awesome music. good bagpipes , food, and conversation. Beautiful old setting, house built in 1890 with lovely fireplaces, wood trims etc.
    Went again, last night to a lovely Robert Burns supper. Awesome music. good bagpipes , food, and conversation. Beautiful old setting, house built in 1890 with lovely fireplaces, wood trims etc.
    Went again, last night to a lovely Robert Burns supper. Awesome music. good bagpipes , food, and conversation. Beautiful old setting, house built in 1890 with lovely fireplaces, wood trims etc.
    Went again, last night to a lovely Robert Burns supper. Awesome music. good bagpipes , food, and conversation. Beautiful old setting, house built in 1890 with lovely fireplaces, wood trims etc.
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  11. Michael Hewett

    Complicated maths problem (for me)

    They are excellent Michael you are talented.
    They are excellent Michael you are talented.
    They are excellent Michael you are talented.
    They are excellent Michael you are talented.
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  12. Loofah

    Smart meters

    I don't want a smart meter, why, well we get enough power cuts in a year we don't want someone else doing we'll cut them off to save some eleey, with the amount of cuts we've had it will add up to...
    I don't want a smart meter, why, well we get enough power cuts in a year we don't want someone else doing we'll cut them off to save some eleey, with the amount of cuts we've had it will add up to more an a few hours and we don't get paid for it
    I don't want a smart meter, why, well we get enough power cuts in a year we don't want someone else doing we'll cut them off to save some eleey, with the amount of cuts we've had it will add up to more an a few hours and we don't get paid for it
    I don't want a smart meter, why, well we get enough power cuts in a year we don't want someone else doing we'll cut them off to save some eleey, with the amount of cuts we've had it will add up to...
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  13. ricky101
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  14. wiseowl

    Air Fryers

    2 x Apple Puffs . To have with a dollop of cream tonightJenny namaste
    2 x Apple Puffs . To have with a dollop of cream tonightJenny namaste
    2 x Apple Puffs . To have with a dollop of cream tonightJenny namaste
    2 x Apple Puffs . To have with a dollop of cream tonightJenny namaste
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  15. Clueless 1 v2
    Agree x 4

    Political correctness and cancel culture

    I've just started a thread for adverts you dislike :heehee:What Advertisements Do You Dislike/Hate?
    I've just started a thread for adverts you dislike :heehee:What Advertisements Do You Dislike/Hate?
    I've just started a thread for adverts you dislike :heehee:What Advertisements Do You Dislike/Hate?
    I've just started a thread for adverts you dislike :heehee:What Advertisements Do You Dislike/Hate?
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  16. Upsydaisy

    Happy Birthday Nigel !!

    Thank you all for the friendly greetings.
    Thank you all for the friendly greetings.
    Thank you all for the friendly greetings.
    Thank you all for the friendly greetings.
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  17. Jocko

    Microsoft.

    Hive is finally back up, after more than 12 hours.
    Hive is finally back up, after more than 12 hours.
    Hive is finally back up, after more than 12 hours.
    Hive is finally back up, after more than 12 hours.
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  18. Clueless 1 v2

    Cheap but good value foreign holidays

    Some good posts on here, thanks folks.We saw a cheap deal advertised for Calella on the Costa brava. At first I was not really excited by it. I've been to the Costa brava region of Spain a few...
    Some good posts on here, thanks folks.We saw a cheap deal advertised for Calella on the Costa brava. At first I was not really excited by it. I've been to the Costa brava region of Spain a few times as a kid, and loved it, but I'd read it's developed a lot since then and might be a bit like...
    Some good posts on here, thanks folks.We saw a cheap deal advertised for Calella on the Costa brava. At first I was not really excited by it. I've been to the Costa brava region of Spain a few times as a kid, and loved it, but I'd read it's...
    Some good posts on here, thanks folks.We saw a cheap deal advertised for Calella on the Costa brava. At first I was not really excited by it. I've been to the Costa brava region of Spain a few...
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  19. ricky101

    Stick / MMA Welders

    Yes mine was snow blindness @Jiffy , probably reflected U/V, not the same as welding but worrying at the time.
    Yes mine was snow blindness @Jiffy , probably reflected U/V, not the same as welding but worrying at the time.
    Yes mine was snow blindness @Jiffy , probably reflected U/V, not the same as welding but worrying at the time.
    Yes mine was snow blindness @Jiffy , probably reflected U/V, not the same as welding but worrying at the time.
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  20. GCHQ
    Locked

    Your Day (apart from gardening) - what took place?

    New thread here Your Day (apart from gardening) - what took place? 2023
    New thread here Your Day (apart from gardening) - what took place? 2023
    New thread here Your Day (apart from gardening) - what took place? 2023
    New thread here Your Day (apart from gardening) - what took place? 2023
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