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  1. Dave W

    Rise of the Teenage Programmer ???

    You may get a donation of stepper motors if you ask nicely at any Fruit/Gaming machine operator try JPM or Bell Fruit possibly in your area GAMESTEC We used to use them by the thousand, and many...
    You may get a donation of stepper motors if you ask nicely at any Fruit/Gaming machine operator try JPM or Bell Fruit possibly in your area GAMESTEC We used to use them by the thousand, and many scrapped when moved onto video, just ask for old reels from fruit machines (it was cheaper to chuck...
    You may get a donation of stepper motors if you ask nicely at any Fruit/Gaming machine operator try JPM or Bell Fruit possibly in your area GAMESTEC We used to use them by the thousand, and many scrapped when moved onto video, just ask for old...
    You may get a donation of stepper motors if you ask nicely at any Fruit/Gaming machine operator try JPM or Bell Fruit possibly in your area GAMESTEC We used to use them by the thousand, and many...
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  2. clueless1

    Babbage

    Yes, M'lud. But I never done it!
    Yes, M'lud. But I never done it!
    Yes, M'lud. But I never done it!
    Yes, M'lud. But I never done it!
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  3. Fat Controller

    Quick chicken stock/soup question

    I love rice (I buy 20kg sacks of Basmati) - but 'tired of potatoes'? :hate-shocked:Wash your mouth out with soap and water! :heehee:
    I love rice (I buy 20kg sacks of Basmati) - but 'tired of potatoes'? :hate-shocked:Wash your mouth out with soap and water! :heehee:
    I love rice (I buy 20kg sacks of Basmati) - but 'tired of potatoes'? :hate-shocked:Wash your mouth out with soap and water! :heehee:
    I love rice (I buy 20kg sacks of Basmati) - but 'tired of potatoes'? :hate-shocked:Wash your mouth out with soap and water! :heehee:
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  4. Scrungee
    Funny x 3

    Anybody use one of these to access GC?

    The wife has been nagging me for ages to get one of those fancy fridges so she could leave notes for me on it. I steadfastly refused so finally she improvised and made her own:It has it's...
    The wife has been nagging me for ages to get one of those fancy fridges so she could leave notes for me on it. I steadfastly refused so finally she improvised and made her own:It has it's drawbacks but at least no spam!! :heehee:
    The wife has been nagging me for ages to get one of those fancy fridges so she could leave notes for me on it. I steadfastly refused so finally she improvised and made her own:It has it's drawbacks but at least no spam!! :heehee:
    The wife has been nagging me for ages to get one of those fancy fridges so she could leave notes for me on it. I steadfastly refused so finally she improvised and made her own:It has it's...
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  5. Phil A

    Happy Birthday Merleworld

    Best wishes :):):) xx
    Best wishes :):):) xx
    Best wishes :):):) xx
    Best wishes :):):) xx
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  6. Fat Controller

    America about to sneeze again.....

    Where's that? I need something to do whilst not catching fish. We've only found lots of tiny pieces of coal at Lyme Regis, and big bits beside The West Somerset Railway reminiscent of 'The Railway...
    Where's that? I need something to do whilst not catching fish. We've only found lots of tiny pieces of coal at Lyme Regis, and big bits beside The West Somerset Railway reminiscent of 'The Railway Children'
    Where's that? I need something to do whilst not catching fish. We've only found lots of tiny pieces of coal at Lyme Regis, and big bits beside The West Somerset Railway reminiscent of 'The Railway Children'
    Where's that? I need something to do whilst not catching fish. We've only found lots of tiny pieces of coal at Lyme Regis, and big bits beside The West Somerset Railway reminiscent of 'The Railway...
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  7. HsuH

    Telescopes for wildlife watching

    Well after a lot of research and in-decisiveness we eventually went for a Barr and Stroud Sahara 20-60X80 Spotting Scope, £99 from Camera Centre UK, via eBay, including a stay-on carrying case....
    Well after a lot of research and in-decisiveness we eventually went for a Barr and Stroud Sahara 20-60X80 Spotting Scope, £99 from Camera Centre UK, via eBay, including a stay-on carrying case. Ordered Monday, arrived today which was a relief as the supplier had reviews ranging from "dreadful"...
    Well after a lot of research and in-decisiveness we eventually went for a Barr and Stroud Sahara 20-60X80 Spotting Scope, £99 from Camera Centre UK, via eBay, including a stay-on carrying case. Ordered Monday, arrived today which was a relief as...
    Well after a lot of research and in-decisiveness we eventually went for a Barr and Stroud Sahara 20-60X80 Spotting Scope, £99 from Camera Centre UK, via eBay, including a stay-on carrying case....
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  8. Fat Controller
    Like x 5

    Simply amazing!

    In that case it's alright then:yikes::runforhills::runforhills::runforhills::runforhills:
    In that case it's alright then:yikes::runforhills::runforhills::runforhills::runforhills:
    In that case it's alright then:yikes::runforhills::runforhills::runforhills::runforhills:
    In that case it's alright then:yikes::runforhills::runforhills::runforhills::runforhills:
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  9. Madahhlia

    Fitting a replacement shower head to an electric shower

    Yes, I need a new kitchen even more than I need a new bathroom!
    Yes, I need a new kitchen even more than I need a new bathroom!
    Yes, I need a new kitchen even more than I need a new bathroom!
    Yes, I need a new kitchen even more than I need a new bathroom!
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  10. Fern4
    Like x 3

    WINTERWATCH TONIGHT 8.30PM, BBC2

    Set the foxes on him!
    Set the foxes on him!
    Set the foxes on him!
    Set the foxes on him!
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  11. Lolimac

    Happy Birthday Rosietutu....

    Happy birthday! :hpybtd:
    Happy birthday! :hpybtd:
    Happy birthday! :hpybtd:
    Happy birthday! :hpybtd:
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  12. Sirius

    Global Warming........again

    Rebecca Morelle BBC. "has the sun gone to sleep?"Evelyn Gardeners corner. "no, it's not I looked this morning"What a stupid headline :wallbanging:
    Rebecca Morelle BBC. "has the sun gone to sleep?"Evelyn Gardeners corner. "no, it's not I looked this morning"What a stupid headline :wallbanging:
    Rebecca Morelle BBC. "has the sun gone to sleep?"Evelyn Gardeners corner. "no, it's not I looked this morning"What a stupid headline :wallbanging:
    Rebecca Morelle BBC. "has the sun gone to sleep?"Evelyn Gardeners corner. "no, it's not I looked this morning"What a stupid headline :wallbanging:
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  13. "M"
    Friendly x 6

    A message from our Folly Mon

    Haven't heard any news for a while.
    Haven't heard any news for a while.
    Haven't heard any news for a while.
    Haven't heard any news for a while.
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  14. shiney
    Agree x 4

    Is Technology Reducing The Ability To Think?

    Yes they do. I still cost jobs in my head as I talk to the customer, still correct my spelling mistakes without spell checker and still play Scrabble to a very high standard (and score it without...
    Yes they do. I still cost jobs in my head as I talk to the customer, still correct my spelling mistakes without spell checker and still play Scrabble to a very high standard (and score it without a calculator!).But my biggest bugbear (off I go again) is the way that the education system fails...
    Yes they do. I still cost jobs in my head as I talk to the customer, still correct my spelling mistakes without spell checker and still play Scrabble to a very high standard (and score it without a calculator!).But my biggest bugbear (off I go...
    Yes they do. I still cost jobs in my head as I talk to the customer, still correct my spelling mistakes without spell checker and still play Scrabble to a very high standard (and score it without...
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  15. Daisies

    Is BBCtv still a commercial free channel?

    Although I don't use either Twitter or Facebook - and wouldn't dream of using them - I'm not sure I would call that advertising. It's just a form of communication and no different than giving an...
    Although I don't use either Twitter or Facebook - and wouldn't dream of using them - I'm not sure I would call that advertising. It's just a form of communication and no different than giving an email address or phone number.I know that these last two don't have a commercial name but I agree...
    Although I don't use either Twitter or Facebook - and wouldn't dream of using them - I'm not sure I would call that advertising. It's just a form of communication and no different than giving an email address or phone number.I know that these...
    Although I don't use either Twitter or Facebook - and wouldn't dream of using them - I'm not sure I would call that advertising. It's just a form of communication and no different than giving an...
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  16. Fat Controller

    Is it bad?

    I'll volunteer to go cue lodging.....Sent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk
    I'll volunteer to go cue lodging.....Sent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk
    I'll volunteer to go cue lodging.....Sent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk
    I'll volunteer to go cue lodging.....Sent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk
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  17. clueless1

    Again

    The only connection the BBC has with this thread, is that it was the BBC that I learned of this latest incident from.You disagreed with me that the US gun laws are stupid, which is fair enough,...
    The only connection the BBC has with this thread, is that it was the BBC that I learned of this latest incident from.You disagreed with me that the US gun laws are stupid, which is fair enough, but to make your point you refer to coppers routinely carrying guns, often with tragic...
    The only connection the BBC has with this thread, is that it was the BBC that I learned of this latest incident from.You disagreed with me that the US gun laws are stupid, which is fair enough, but to make your point you refer to coppers...
    The only connection the BBC has with this thread, is that it was the BBC that I learned of this latest incident from.You disagreed with me that the US gun laws are stupid, which is fair enough,...
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  18. Yan Kuna

    Growing our own food a necessity?

    I think for many people growing their own food is already necessary. It's only a matter of time before the government comes up with some sort of cabbage and tomato tax for anybody who dares go...
    I think for many people growing their own food is already necessary. It's only a matter of time before the government comes up with some sort of cabbage and tomato tax for anybody who dares go down this road :snork: ;)
    I think for many people growing their own food is already necessary. It's only a matter of time before the government comes up with some sort of cabbage and tomato tax for anybody who dares go down this road :snork: ;)
    I think for many people growing their own food is already necessary. It's only a matter of time before the government comes up with some sort of cabbage and tomato tax for anybody who dares go...
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  19. _Evelyn_
    Agree x 3

    Fracking good or bad?

    Yes, I don't have any trouble with the MR16's and they seem to last for ages. The small amount of heat from the bulbs and transformers are vented into the loft - I have holes drilled in the...
    Yes, I don't have any trouble with the MR16's and they seem to last for ages. The small amount of heat from the bulbs and transformers are vented into the loft - I have holes drilled in the flooring above them (we live in a bungalow).
    Yes, I don't have any trouble with the MR16's and they seem to last for ages. The small amount of heat from the bulbs and transformers are vented into the loft - I have holes drilled in the flooring above them (we live in a bungalow).
    Yes, I don't have any trouble with the MR16's and they seem to last for ages. The small amount of heat from the bulbs and transformers are vented into the loft - I have holes drilled in the...
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