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  1. Spruce

    "Java updates"

    Equally, the changes to toolbars and home pages usually come about because these 'defaults' are included somewhere during an installation of something else, and if you don't untick the boxes,...
    Equally, the changes to toolbars and home pages usually come about because these 'defaults' are included somewhere during an installation of something else, and if you don't untick the boxes, you're lumbered with them. Worse, though, are PUPs like Nationzoom and QVO6. They are tenacious and you...
    Equally, the changes to toolbars and home pages usually come about because these 'defaults' are included somewhere during an installation of something else, and if you don't untick the boxes, you're lumbered with them. Worse, though, are PUPs...
    Equally, the changes to toolbars and home pages usually come about because these 'defaults' are included somewhere during an installation of something else, and if you don't untick the boxes,...
    Spruce, Jan 5, 2014
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    noisette47
    Jan 5, 2014
  2. Marley Farley
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    What's Your Weather Like...? MK7...

    Very little breeze all day and then it started to rain around mid-day and it's raining now. Still no real movement in the air but things are forecast to go down hill in the early hours of...
    Very little breeze all day and then it started to rain around mid-day and it's raining now. Still no real movement in the air but things are forecast to go down hill in the early hours of tomorrow!! The temperature is now 44f!!:coffee::snork:
    Very little breeze all day and then it started to rain around mid-day and it's raining now. Still no real movement in the air but things are forecast to go down hill in the early hours of tomorrow!! The temperature is now 44f!!:coffee::snork:
    Very little breeze all day and then it started to rain around mid-day and it's raining now. Still no real movement in the air but things are forecast to go down hill in the early hours of...
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    ARMANDII
    Jan 5, 2014
  3. clueless1
    Agree x 8

    Shall we destroy some ancient woodland?

    So true....
    So true....
    So true....
    So true....
    clueless1, Jan 4, 2014 ... 2
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    minki
    Jan 5, 2014
  4. Sheal

    Tesco Isle of Man

    I don't like them Zigs and if I did they wouldn't survive, I've done nothing outside for two months it's just impossible to work out there! I've managed to pick up some fresh veg this last week...
    I don't like them Zigs and if I did they wouldn't survive, I've done nothing outside for two months it's just impossible to work out there! I've managed to pick up some fresh veg this last week and I have some frozen packs in the freezer for back up. :)
    I don't like them Zigs and if I did they wouldn't survive, I've done nothing outside for two months it's just impossible to work out there! I've managed to pick up some fresh veg this last week and I have some frozen packs in the freezer for back...
    I don't like them Zigs and if I did they wouldn't survive, I've done nothing outside for two months it's just impossible to work out there! I've managed to pick up some fresh veg this last week...
    Sheal, Jan 5, 2014
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    Sheal
    Jan 5, 2014
  5. Phil A
    Like x 11

    Before its all over

    And just when you think its really over, a certain ex submariner from Scotland sends you a handmade New Years card :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)Won't mention anything about Hammocks :biggrin::ThankYou::ThankYou::ThankYou:
    And just when you think its really over, a certain ex submariner from Scotland sends you a handmade New Years card :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)Won't mention anything about Hammocks :biggrin::ThankYou::ThankYou::ThankYou:
    And just when you think its really over, a certain ex submariner from Scotland sends you a handmade New Years card :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)Won't mention anything about Hammocks :biggrin::ThankYou::ThankYou::ThankYou:
    And just when you think its really over, a certain ex submariner from Scotland sends you a handmade New Years card :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)Won't mention anything about Hammocks :biggrin::ThankYou::ThankYou::ThankYou:
    Phil A, Dec 26, 2013
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    Phil A
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  6. Fat Controller

    Any dishwasher gurus in?

    We have had a dishwasher for 45 years and it has never failed once, (well just for a short week when I was in hospital) Julie likes the way it even stacks the dishes away after useJack McH
    We have had a dishwasher for 45 years and it has never failed once, (well just for a short week when I was in hospital) Julie likes the way it even stacks the dishes away after useJack McH
    We have had a dishwasher for 45 years and it has never failed once, (well just for a short week when I was in hospital) Julie likes the way it even stacks the dishes away after useJack McH
    We have had a dishwasher for 45 years and it has never failed once, (well just for a short week when I was in hospital) Julie likes the way it even stacks the dishes away after useJack McH
    Fat Controller, Jan 1, 2014 ... 2
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    Jack McHammocklashing
    Jan 4, 2014
  7. Fat Controller

    Unsmoked gammon

    Boil it and use the residue for Lentil and ham soup :-)Jack McH
    Boil it and use the residue for Lentil and ham soup :-)Jack McH
    Boil it and use the residue for Lentil and ham soup :-)Jack McH
    Boil it and use the residue for Lentil and ham soup :-)Jack McH
    Fat Controller, Jan 4, 2014
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    Jack McHammocklashing
    Jan 4, 2014
  8. Phil A

    Happy Birthday Vince

    I'm late too....hope you had a good day! :hpybtd:
    I'm late too....hope you had a good day! :hpybtd:
    I'm late too....hope you had a good day! :hpybtd:
    I'm late too....hope you had a good day! :hpybtd:
    Phil A, Jan 1, 2014 ... 2
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    Fern4
    Jan 4, 2014
  9. Lolimac

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY "M"

    Belated birthday wishes M and hope you had a fantastic day
    Belated birthday wishes M and hope you had a fantastic day
    Belated birthday wishes M and hope you had a fantastic day
    Belated birthday wishes M and hope you had a fantastic day
    Lolimac, Dec 30, 2013 ... 2
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    Kandy
    Jan 4, 2014
  10. Jungle Jane

    Suggestions on recipes to use up milk

    sort of, it has a mild slightly nutty flavour, nice though & crazy good for you, as is the coconut milk....deffo be trying it out in the rice pud :thumbsup:
    sort of, it has a mild slightly nutty flavour, nice though & crazy good for you, as is the coconut milk....deffo be trying it out in the rice pud :thumbsup:
    sort of, it has a mild slightly nutty flavour, nice though & crazy good for you, as is the coconut milk....deffo be trying it out in the rice pud :thumbsup:
    sort of, it has a mild slightly nutty flavour, nice though & crazy good for you, as is the coconut milk....deffo be trying it out in the rice pud :thumbsup:
    Jungle Jane, Dec 31, 2013 ... 2
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    honeybunny
    Jan 3, 2014
  11. Freddy

    Happy Birthday Jenny

    Happy Burp day JennyJack McH
    Happy Burp day JennyJack McH
    Happy Burp day JennyJack McH
    Happy Burp day JennyJack McH
    Freddy, Jan 2, 2014 ... 2
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    Jack McHammocklashing
    Jan 3, 2014
  12. Sheal

    James May.....Meccano

    Thanks @Sheal - I like James May's programmes, and hadn't spotted that one was on. I'll get the TiVo set to record it :ThankYou:
    Thanks @Sheal - I like James May's programmes, and hadn't spotted that one was on. I'll get the TiVo set to record it :ThankYou:
    Thanks @Sheal - I like James May's programmes, and hadn't spotted that one was on. I'll get the TiVo set to record it :ThankYou:
    Thanks @Sheal - I like James May's programmes, and hadn't spotted that one was on. I'll get the TiVo set to record it :ThankYou:
    Sheal, Jan 3, 2014
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    Fat Controller
    Jan 3, 2014
  13. clueless1

    Christmas bonfire

    The christmas bonfire is still raging, and the latest PR moo poo news is that it will rage until at least the end of the week.Its 120,000 tonnes of waste wood that's been standing for several...
    The christmas bonfire is still raging, and the latest PR moo poo news is that it will rage until at least the end of the week.Its 120,000 tonnes of waste wood that's been standing for several years. When I had my little incinerator bin if I filled it up, set it off and left it to burn out, it...
    The christmas bonfire is still raging, and the latest PR moo poo news is that it will rage until at least the end of the week.Its 120,000 tonnes of waste wood that's been standing for several years. When I had my little incinerator bin if I...
    The christmas bonfire is still raging, and the latest PR moo poo news is that it will rage until at least the end of the week.Its 120,000 tonnes of waste wood that's been standing for several...
    clueless1, Dec 27, 2013
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    clueless1
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  14. Phil A
    Like x 10

    What did Santa bring?

    i was spoilt rotten so i was :yay: i got an ipod touch from my bro (which was lovely of him he obviously saw my old one is absolutely ancient & fairly knackered it is too, a PINK radio/ipod dock from...
    i was spoilt rotten so i was :yay: i got an ipod touch from my bro (which was lovely of him he obviously saw my old one is absolutely ancient & fairly knackered it is too, a PINK radio/ipod dock from my Dad (to take out with me when gardening, bless) a stunning cat pendent & best of all...a Reborn...
    i was spoilt rotten so i was :yay: i got an ipod touch from my bro (which was lovely of him he obviously saw my old one is absolutely ancient & fairly knackered it is too, a PINK radio/ipod dock from my Dad (to take out with me when gardening, bless)...
    i was spoilt rotten so i was :yay: i got an ipod touch from my bro (which was lovely of him he obviously saw my old one is absolutely ancient & fairly knackered it is too, a PINK radio/ipod dock from...
    Phil A, Dec 26, 2013 ... 2 3
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    honeybunny
    Jan 2, 2014
  15. Phil A
    Like x 4

    Anyone making 12th Night Cake?

    They're called Galette des Rois here......to be trotted out with cider or fizzy wine every time the neighbours come round to wish you 'Bonne année'. Hic.
    They're called Galette des Rois here......to be trotted out with cider or fizzy wine every time the neighbours come round to wish you 'Bonne année'. Hic.
    They're called Galette des Rois here......to be trotted out with cider or fizzy wine every time the neighbours come round to wish you 'Bonne année'. Hic.
    They're called Galette des Rois here......to be trotted out with cider or fizzy wine every time the neighbours come round to wish you 'Bonne année'. Hic.
    Phil A, Jan 1, 2014 ... 2
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    noisette47
    Jan 2, 2014
  16. Spruce

    adds are getting a bit fruity on here

    Did you know her too?When I was a young man about town, it never ceased to amaze me how you could pull a proper stunner on the night, and by morning she'd physically transformed into something...
    Did you know her too?When I was a young man about town, it never ceased to amaze me how you could pull a proper stunner on the night, and by morning she'd physically transformed into something else entirely.
    Did you know her too?When I was a young man about town, it never ceased to amaze me how you could pull a proper stunner on the night, and by morning she'd physically transformed into something else entirely.
    Did you know her too?When I was a young man about town, it never ceased to amaze me how you could pull a proper stunner on the night, and by morning she'd physically transformed into something...
    Spruce, Dec 31, 2013 ... 2
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    clueless1
    Jan 2, 2014
  17. Scrungee

    Easter Presents

    I asked my mother for a pony for Christmas when I was very young. I forgot to say "please may I" but had said, "can I have" ... her response was, "You can have 3!" I was soooo excited. Until...
    I asked my mother for a pony for Christmas when I was very young. I forgot to say "please may I" but had said, "can I have" ... her response was, "You can have 3!" I was soooo excited. Until I realised :doh:
    I asked my mother for a pony for Christmas when I was very young. I forgot to say "please may I" but had said, "can I have" ... her response was, "You can have 3!" I was soooo excited. Until I realised :doh:
    I asked my mother for a pony for Christmas when I was very young. I forgot to say "please may I" but had said, "can I have" ... her response was, "You can have 3!" I was soooo excited. Until...
    Scrungee, Jan 1, 2014
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    "M"
    Jan 2, 2014
  18. Loofah

    Maybe it's lucky it's sales time

    Tickles me when they refer to the "Moves like Jagger" song as Moobs like Jabba :heehee::heehee::heehee:
    Tickles me when they refer to the "Moves like Jagger" song as Moobs like Jabba :heehee::heehee::heehee:
    Tickles me when they refer to the "Moves like Jagger" song as Moobs like Jabba :heehee::heehee::heehee:
    Tickles me when they refer to the "Moves like Jagger" song as Moobs like Jabba :heehee::heehee::heehee:
    Loofah, Dec 30, 2013
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    Phil A
    Jan 1, 2014
  19. Fat Controller

    All this rain

    Come on now guys, there's a party goin' on. Make your way down to the GCHQ shed, Jenny
    Come on now guys, there's a party goin' on. Make your way down to the GCHQ shed, Jenny
    Come on now guys, there's a party goin' on. Make your way down to the GCHQ shed, Jenny
    Come on now guys, there's a party goin' on. Make your way down to the GCHQ shed, Jenny
    Fat Controller, Dec 30, 2013 ... 2
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    Jenny namaste
    Dec 31, 2013
  20. Jenny namaste
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    Like x 3

    THANK YOU GCHQ xxxx XXXX xxxx XXXX xxxx

    YOU'LL FIND US ALL ON THE "HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM ALL HERE AT GCHQ!!" THREAD RIGHT NOW.
    YOU'LL FIND US ALL ON THE "HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM ALL HERE AT GCHQ!!" THREAD RIGHT NOW.
    YOU'LL FIND US ALL ON THE "HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM ALL HERE AT GCHQ!!" THREAD RIGHT NOW.
    YOU'LL FIND US ALL ON THE "HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM ALL HERE AT GCHQ!!" THREAD RIGHT NOW.
    Jenny namaste, Dec 31, 2013
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    ARMANDII
    Dec 31, 2013
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