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  1. clueless1
    Agree x 4

    Ban smacking

    I certainly put in a good effort.
    I certainly put in a good effort.
    I certainly put in a good effort.
    I certainly put in a good effort.
    clueless1, Dec 28, 2013 ... 2
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    Madahhlia
    Dec 31, 2013
  2. Phil A
    Funny x 6

    What Sized Bunch?

    :lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5: Nice one Scrungee....
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5: Nice one Scrungee....
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5: Nice one Scrungee....
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5: Nice one Scrungee....
    Phil A, Dec 29, 2013
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    Marley Farley
    Dec 31, 2013
  3. clueless1

    What can I get wife for christmas?

    Well done Clueless1. Result!
    Well done Clueless1. Result!
    Well done Clueless1. Result!
    Well done Clueless1. Result!
    clueless1, Dec 21, 2013 ... 3 4 5
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    Madahhlia
    Dec 30, 2013
  4. "M"
    Friendly x 5

    2013: Blessings to be counted!

    I'll echo your point about the Shineyland trip. I was nervous about it for a number of reasons. The two main ones being, 1) I'm actually quite shy so meeting new people is not always a comfortable...
    I'll echo your point about the Shineyland trip. I was nervous about it for a number of reasons. The two main ones being, 1) I'm actually quite shy so meeting new people is not always a comfortable experience for me and 2) often in the past when I've met people that I've only previously...
    I'll echo your point about the Shineyland trip. I was nervous about it for a number of reasons. The two main ones being, 1) I'm actually quite shy so meeting new people is not always a comfortable experience for me and 2) often in the past when...
    I'll echo your point about the Shineyland trip. I was nervous about it for a number of reasons. The two main ones being, 1) I'm actually quite shy so meeting new people is not always a comfortable...
    "M", Dec 30, 2013
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    clueless1
    Dec 30, 2013
  5. Lolimac

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHIMNEYROSEGARDEN.....

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY CRG! :hpybtd:
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY CRG! :hpybtd:
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY CRG! :hpybtd:
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY CRG! :hpybtd:
    Rose \'Super Trouper\' (1).JPG
    Lolimac, Dec 30, 2013 ... 2
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    Sheal
    Dec 30, 2013
  6. Gay Gardener

    Design question

    Maybe if we knew what you were trying to make it would be more understandable. Are you looking to make sections of the surface area of a cone?
    Maybe if we knew what you were trying to make it would be more understandable. Are you looking to make sections of the surface area of a cone?
    Maybe if we knew what you were trying to make it would be more understandable. Are you looking to make sections of the surface area of a cone?
    Maybe if we knew what you were trying to make it would be more understandable. Are you looking to make sections of the surface area of a cone?
    Gay Gardener, Dec 27, 2013
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    pete
    Dec 30, 2013
  7. Fern4

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY pamsdish!

    Happy Birthday...:spinning:
    Happy Birthday...:spinning:
    Happy Birthday...:spinning:
    Happy Birthday...:spinning:
    Fern4, Dec 26, 2013 ... 2
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    Penny in Ontario
    Dec 30, 2013
  8. Val..
    Funny x 4

    Must be the stupidist person of all!!!!!! VERY funny!!

    As she escaped from a secure unit.
    As she escaped from a secure unit.
    As she escaped from a secure unit.
    As she escaped from a secure unit.
    Val.., Oct 3, 2013 ... 2
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    Ian Taylor
    Dec 30, 2013
  9. strongylodon

    No female train drivers due to Thomas

    At least you had the comfort of your bed. Once some shrooms had me on the ceiling above my bed.
    At least you had the comfort of your bed. Once some shrooms had me on the ceiling above my bed.
    At least you had the comfort of your bed. Once some shrooms had me on the ceiling above my bed.
    At least you had the comfort of your bed. Once some shrooms had me on the ceiling above my bed.
    strongylodon, Dec 28, 2013 ... 2 3
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    Scrungee
    Dec 29, 2013
  10. Victoria
    Like x 4

    Favourite Christmas Music

    Victoria, Dec 8, 2011 ... 3 4 5
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    clueless1
    Dec 29, 2013
  11. pete
    Agree x 3

    Some sence does exist

    It's an abuse of Human rights, cross reference to the smacking thread, no one has the right to make someone else suffer withdrawal
    It's an abuse of Human rights, cross reference to the smacking thread, no one has the right to make someone else suffer withdrawal
    It's an abuse of Human rights, cross reference to the smacking thread, no one has the right to make someone else suffer withdrawal
    It's an abuse of Human rights, cross reference to the smacking thread, no one has the right to make someone else suffer withdrawal
    pete, Dec 28, 2013
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    Phil A
    Dec 28, 2013
  12. clueless1
    Like x 3

    All done, time to chill

    It sounds like you've done a cracking job Clue:star:....and if i had a hat on i'd take it off to you:dbgrtmb:;).....Jobs a gud un:blue thumb:
    It sounds like you've done a cracking job Clue:star:....and if i had a hat on i'd take it off to you:dbgrtmb:;).....Jobs a gud un:blue thumb:
    It sounds like you've done a cracking job Clue:star:....and if i had a hat on i'd take it off to you:dbgrtmb:;).....Jobs a gud un:blue thumb:
    It sounds like you've done a cracking job Clue:star:....and if i had a hat on i'd take it off to you:dbgrtmb:;).....Jobs a gud un:blue thumb:
    clueless1, Dec 28, 2013
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    Lolimac
    Dec 28, 2013
  13. mowgley
    Agree x 4

    Slice of luck!

    Holy mackerel.Apart from the obvious wonder at the fact that anyone could possibly survive that, one other thought springs to mind. How fast must he have been driving to be able to skid sideways...
    Holy mackerel.Apart from the obvious wonder at the fact that anyone could possibly survive that, one other thought springs to mind. How fast must he have been driving to be able to skid sideways and still have enough speed left to slice a car in half.Lets say he was doing 70mph when he lost...
    Holy mackerel.Apart from the obvious wonder at the fact that anyone could possibly survive that, one other thought springs to mind. How fast must he have been driving to be able to skid sideways and still have enough speed left to slice a car...
    Holy mackerel.Apart from the obvious wonder at the fact that anyone could possibly survive that, one other thought springs to mind. How fast must he have been driving to be able to skid sideways...
    mowgley, Dec 28, 2013
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    clueless1
    Dec 28, 2013
  14. clueless1

    How do you answer this question....

    "It's Volts that jolts. It's mills that kills". When I worked on high voltage stuff, standard procedure was to stand on one leg and use the arm on the same side when first investigating. That way...
    "It's Volts that jolts. It's mills that kills". When I worked on high voltage stuff, standard procedure was to stand on one leg and use the arm on the same side when first investigating. That way if you got a hit it was less likely to stop your heart by crossing your body. At least that was the...
    "It's Volts that jolts. It's mills that kills". When I worked on high voltage stuff, standard procedure was to stand on one leg and use the arm on the same side when first investigating. That way if you got a hit it was less likely to stop your...
    "It's Volts that jolts. It's mills that kills". When I worked on high voltage stuff, standard procedure was to stand on one leg and use the arm on the same side when first investigating. That way...
    clueless1, Dec 26, 2013 ... 2
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    Dave W
    Dec 28, 2013
  15. Phil A

    Happy Birthday Aesculus

    Would it be prudent to wish you a Happy Birthday for 2014 now? :heehee:
    Would it be prudent to wish you a Happy Birthday for 2014 now? :heehee:
    Would it be prudent to wish you a Happy Birthday for 2014 now? :heehee:
    Would it be prudent to wish you a Happy Birthday for 2014 now? :heehee:
    Phil A, Jun 9, 2013 ... 2
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    Freddy
    Dec 27, 2013
  16. Phil A
    Like x 13

    Cosy hands, cosy badger

    Blimey, is that all there is to it?:heehee:
    Blimey, is that all there is to it?:heehee:
    Blimey, is that all there is to it?:heehee:
    Blimey, is that all there is to it?:heehee:
    Phil A, Dec 26, 2013
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    Freddy
    Dec 27, 2013
  17. Loofah

    Mincemeat

    Scrungee for Chancellor! He'd have the economy sorted in no time.
    Scrungee for Chancellor! He'd have the economy sorted in no time.
    Scrungee for Chancellor! He'd have the economy sorted in no time.
    Scrungee for Chancellor! He'd have the economy sorted in no time.
    Loofah, Dec 19, 2013 ... 2 3
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    Madahhlia
    Dec 26, 2013
  18. Bilbo675
    Like x 4

    Happy Christmas Everyone

    Perfect @mowgley :wub2:
    Perfect @mowgley :wub2:
    Perfect @mowgley :wub2:
    Perfect @mowgley :wub2:
    Bilbo675, Dec 24, 2013 ... 2
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    Lolimac
    Dec 25, 2013
  19. pamsdish

    Happy Christmas One and All

    Have a good one! "kitty chris" "merry xmas"
    Have a good one! "kitty chris" "merry xmas"
    Have a good one! "kitty chris" "merry xmas"
    Have a good one! "kitty chris" "merry xmas"
    pamsdish, Dec 25, 2013
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    Lea
    Dec 25, 2013
  20. clueless1

    One for those with young kids - See Santa do a flyby - for real

    If anyone wants to show their kids Santa heading home after his work is done tomorrow, its at around 5:13PM tomorrow, with another (lesser) chance at 6:49PM.
    If anyone wants to show their kids Santa heading home after his work is done tomorrow, its at around 5:13PM tomorrow, with another (lesser) chance at 6:49PM.
    If anyone wants to show their kids Santa heading home after his work is done tomorrow, its at around 5:13PM tomorrow, with another (lesser) chance at 6:49PM.
    If anyone wants to show their kids Santa heading home after his work is done tomorrow, its at around 5:13PM tomorrow, with another (lesser) chance at 6:49PM.
    clueless1, Dec 23, 2013
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    clueless1
    Dec 24, 2013
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