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  1. Loofah
    Like x 6

    Bon Noel, chaps and chapettes

    Good Loofings of Comfort and Joy"mer xm"
    Good Loofings of Comfort and Joy"mer xm"
    Good Loofings of Comfort and Joy"mer xm"
    Good Loofings of Comfort and Joy"mer xm"
    Loofah, Dec 24, 2013
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    Phil A
    Dec 24, 2013
  2. Jack McHammocklashing

    Yodel courier delivery panic

    Sending you my warmest wishes for a joyful Christmas and the blessing of better health and good fortune in 2014 Jack, Jenny :imphrt:
    Sending you my warmest wishes for a joyful Christmas and the blessing of better health and good fortune in 2014 Jack, Jenny :imphrt:
    Sending you my warmest wishes for a joyful Christmas and the blessing of better health and good fortune in 2014 Jack, Jenny :imphrt:
    Sending you my warmest wishes for a joyful Christmas and the blessing of better health and good fortune in 2014 Jack, Jenny :imphrt:
    Jack McHammocklashing, Dec 22, 2013
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    Jenny namaste
    Dec 24, 2013
  3. clueless1
    Friendly x 8

    Take care out there - Its that time again

    I don't know that they would Clueless. It probably wouldn't bother those that stick to the limit now. Those that drink over the limit should be caught anyway.
    I don't know that they would Clueless. It probably wouldn't bother those that stick to the limit now. Those that drink over the limit should be caught anyway.
    I don't know that they would Clueless. It probably wouldn't bother those that stick to the limit now. Those that drink over the limit should be caught anyway.
    I don't know that they would Clueless. It probably wouldn't bother those that stick to the limit now. Those that drink over the limit should be caught anyway.
    clueless1, Dec 18, 2013 ... 3 4 5
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    Sheal
    Dec 24, 2013
  4. amanita

    A bit off piste but help required

    Thread moved to Non-gardening Discussion:)
    Thread moved to Non-gardening Discussion:)
    Thread moved to Non-gardening Discussion:)
    Thread moved to Non-gardening Discussion:)
    amanita, Dec 23, 2013
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    clueless1
    Dec 24, 2013
  5. mowgley

    Someones in trouble

    Where that one Scrungee? lots of time to stop before hiting that one and lots of warning signs :dbgrtmb: no reson to hiit that onewere you standing in the middle of the road when you took pic?
    Where that one Scrungee? lots of time to stop before hiting that one and lots of warning signs :dbgrtmb: no reson to hiit that onewere you standing in the middle of the road when you took pic?
    Where that one Scrungee? lots of time to stop before hiting that one and lots of warning signs :dbgrtmb: no reson to hiit that onewere you standing in the middle of the road when you took pic?
    Where that one Scrungee? lots of time to stop before hiting that one and lots of warning signs :dbgrtmb: no reson to hiit that onewere you standing in the middle of the road when you took pic?
    mowgley, Dec 23, 2013
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    Jiffy
    Dec 24, 2013
  6. "M"

    Fragrance: what's your favourite?

    It's always a shame when perfumes are discontinued as they can have a huge following. There are always rumours that Hypnotic Poison is to be discontinued but so far so good.
    It's always a shame when perfumes are discontinued as they can have a huge following. There are always rumours that Hypnotic Poison is to be discontinued but so far so good.
    It's always a shame when perfumes are discontinued as they can have a huge following. There are always rumours that Hypnotic Poison is to be discontinued but so far so good.
    It's always a shame when perfumes are discontinued as they can have a huge following. There are always rumours that Hypnotic Poison is to be discontinued but so far so good.
    "M", Dec 18, 2013 ... 2
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    Fern4
    Dec 24, 2013
  7. Fat Controller
    Funny x 7

    Things being touted as gifts that, well, ain't?

    Is that a pun?:biggrin:
    Is that a pun?:biggrin:
    Is that a pun?:biggrin:
    Is that a pun?:biggrin:
    Fat Controller, Dec 15, 2013 ... 2 3
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    Freddy
    Dec 23, 2013
  8. clueless1

    Eyes

    My eyes are indeed precious, but they're not the most precious things I have. I can see three people in the room that I'm in now, each one infinitely more precious than any part of my flesh and bones:)
    My eyes are indeed precious, but they're not the most precious things I have. I can see three people in the room that I'm in now, each one infinitely more precious than any part of my flesh and bones:)
    My eyes are indeed precious, but they're not the most precious things I have. I can see three people in the room that I'm in now, each one infinitely more precious than any part of my flesh and bones:)
    My eyes are indeed precious, but they're not the most precious things I have. I can see three people in the room that I'm in now, each one infinitely more precious than any part of my flesh and bones:)
    clueless1, Dec 20, 2013 ... 2
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    clueless1
    Dec 23, 2013
  9. ARMANDII
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    MAY YOUR DAY BE MERRY AND BRIGHT!!!

    ARMANDII, Dec 22, 2013
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    Marley Farley
    Dec 23, 2013
  10. Val..

    Strictly Come Dancing

    I hadn't realised that Natalie played a baddie in Corrie. That would explain it. I loved it when she got all spiritual about the power of dancing but probably no-one else did!I thought Susanna...
    I hadn't realised that Natalie played a baddie in Corrie. That would explain it. I loved it when she got all spiritual about the power of dancing but probably no-one else did!I thought Susanna came over as really genuine when she talked about her relationship with her dance partner - it's...
    I hadn't realised that Natalie played a baddie in Corrie. That would explain it. I loved it when she got all spiritual about the power of dancing but probably no-one else did!I thought Susanna came over as really genuine when she talked about...
    I hadn't realised that Natalie played a baddie in Corrie. That would explain it. I loved it when she got all spiritual about the power of dancing but probably no-one else did!I thought Susanna...
    Val.., Oct 9, 2013 ... 2 3
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    Madahhlia
    Dec 23, 2013
  11. Gay Gardener
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    Ye Olde Humbuggers Corner

    the other day some Chistmas card arrived. Husband says We should send a card to them also. So I thought no WE in this , might as well turn the W upside down and that will be how it is.
    the other day some Chistmas card arrived. Husband says We should send a card to them also. So I thought no WE in this , might as well turn the W upside down and that will be how it is.
    the other day some Chistmas card arrived. Husband says We should send a card to them also. So I thought no WE in this , might as well turn the W upside down and that will be how it is.
    the other day some Chistmas card arrived. Husband says We should send a card to them also. So I thought no WE in this , might as well turn the W upside down and that will be how it is.
    Gay Gardener, Dec 21, 2013
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    redstar
    Dec 22, 2013
  12. "M"

    "Deck the halls with boughs of holly ... fal la la la la, la la la la ... "

    absolutely wonderful Kristen "santa clap"i can almost smell that yummy christmas tree smell from here "huggy santa"only artificial trees in our house though, with the real ones we only find...
    absolutely wonderful Kristen "santa clap"i can almost smell that yummy christmas tree smell from here "huggy santa"only artificial trees in our house though, with the real ones we only find ourselves worrying constantly about the dogs getting the pine needles stuck in their little paws :doh::doggieshmooze: we've...
    absolutely wonderful Kristen "santa clap"i can almost smell that yummy christmas tree smell from here "huggy santa"only artificial trees in our house though, with the real ones we only find ourselves worrying constantly about the dogs getting the...
    absolutely wonderful Kristen "santa clap"i can almost smell that yummy christmas tree smell from here "huggy santa"only artificial trees in our house though, with the real ones we only find...
    "M", Dec 9, 2013 ... 2 3 4
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    honeybunny
    Dec 22, 2013
  13. al n
    Friendly x 8

    happy chrimbo and a fabtastico new year to one and all :-)

    A very happy, healthy and peaceful Christmas to everyone here at GC.
    A very happy, healthy and peaceful Christmas to everyone here at GC.
    A very happy, healthy and peaceful Christmas to everyone here at GC.
    A very happy, healthy and peaceful Christmas to everyone here at GC.
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    al n, Dec 17, 2013 ... 2
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    Jazmine
    Dec 22, 2013
  14. Phil A
    Like x 8

    Thank you for the Lucky Badgers @JWK

    Will do then :)Yep, it fell out of Space faster than Felix:)
    Will do then :)Yep, it fell out of Space faster than Felix:)
    Will do then :)Yep, it fell out of Space faster than Felix:)
    Will do then :)Yep, it fell out of Space faster than Felix:)
    Phil A, Dec 21, 2013
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    Phil A
    Dec 22, 2013
  15. liliana

    Grow Your Own magazine offer

    So, do they give you magazine seeds, or a nice little cutting off a magazine to stick in a pot?
    So, do they give you magazine seeds, or a nice little cutting off a magazine to stick in a pot?
    So, do they give you magazine seeds, or a nice little cutting off a magazine to stick in a pot?
    So, do they give you magazine seeds, or a nice little cutting off a magazine to stick in a pot?
    liliana, Dec 21, 2013
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    Madahhlia
    Dec 22, 2013
  16. JWK

    Steam Mop for cleaning stone floor - opinions please

    They went bust Kristen.
    They went bust Kristen.
    They went bust Kristen.
    They went bust Kristen.
    JWK, Dec 8, 2013 ... 2 3 4
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    pamsdish
    Dec 22, 2013
  17. Val..

    I can't believe this!!!!!!!!!! :(

    Yep, I find the local police very annoying also.:snork:
    Yep, I find the local police very annoying also.:snork:
    Yep, I find the local police very annoying also.:snork:
    Yep, I find the local police very annoying also.:snork:
    Val.., Dec 20, 2013
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    pete
    Dec 21, 2013
  18. clueless1

    Frozen stewed apple to apple sauce?

    Could you not use it in your sitting room? Dining room? Bedroom? :dunno:Or, time it so you use it when your kitchen is warmer (e.g. when you are cooking a roast/casserole/etc)?Have you tried...
    Could you not use it in your sitting room? Dining room? Bedroom? :dunno:Or, time it so you use it when your kitchen is warmer (e.g. when you are cooking a roast/casserole/etc)?Have you tried adding the water at blood heat? That may make a difference, rather than using cold tap water.
    Could you not use it in your sitting room? Dining room? Bedroom? :dunno:Or, time it so you use it when your kitchen is warmer (e.g. when you are cooking a roast/casserole/etc)?Have you tried adding the water at blood heat? That may make a...
    Could you not use it in your sitting room? Dining room? Bedroom? :dunno:Or, time it so you use it when your kitchen is warmer (e.g. when you are cooking a roast/casserole/etc)?Have you tried...
    clueless1, Dec 21, 2013
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    "M"
    Dec 21, 2013
  19. sal73
    Like x 11

    Bit of luck

    Lovely! Do show us when you have cleaned it up. :)
    Lovely! Do show us when you have cleaned it up. :)
    Lovely! Do show us when you have cleaned it up. :)
    Lovely! Do show us when you have cleaned it up. :)
    sal73, Dec 20, 2013
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    Lea
    Dec 21, 2013
  20. Scotkat
    Friendly x 3

    Merry Christmas Everyone

    "snow-w""sleigh2""snow dig""merry xmas"
    "snow-w""sleigh2""snow dig""merry xmas"
    "snow-w""sleigh2""snow dig""merry xmas"
    "snow-w""sleigh2""snow dig""merry xmas"
    Scotkat, Dec 20, 2013
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    ARMANDII
    Dec 20, 2013
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