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  1. pamsdish
    Like x 8

    A Soldiers Plea

    Amen, :ThankYou: Pam, Jenny
    Amen, :ThankYou: Pam, Jenny
    Amen, :ThankYou: Pam, Jenny
    Amen, :ThankYou: Pam, Jenny
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  2. Phil A
    Like x 4

    50/50 chance

    That and Babycham
    That and Babycham
    That and Babycham
    That and Babycham
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  3. pamsdish

    Happy Birthday Chitting Kaz

    Sorry I missed ya yesterday Kaz. Belated :hpybtd: wishes and to a Happy New fresh 2014, Jenny namaste
    Sorry I missed ya yesterday Kaz. Belated :hpybtd: wishes and to a Happy New fresh 2014, Jenny namaste
    Sorry I missed ya yesterday Kaz. Belated :hpybtd: wishes and to a Happy New fresh 2014, Jenny namaste
    Sorry I missed ya yesterday Kaz. Belated :hpybtd: wishes and to a Happy New fresh 2014, Jenny namaste
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  4. clueless1

    What happened to Youth Training schemes?

    Also check with your local chambers or rotary, they should be wanting to help out
    Also check with your local chambers or rotary, they should be wanting to help out
    Also check with your local chambers or rotary, they should be wanting to help out
    Also check with your local chambers or rotary, they should be wanting to help out
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  5. Loofah

    Thar be WHALES, Cap'n!

    Happy memories man!
    Happy memories man!
    Happy memories man!
    Happy memories man!
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  6. Phil A

    Breaking News - Apollo Theatre Roof Collapsed

    Was just reading about this, pretty shocking night out for everyone. Hope they don;t close it as it's a great venue (collapsing roof aside!)
    Was just reading about this, pretty shocking night out for everyone. Hope they don;t close it as it's a great venue (collapsing roof aside!)
    Was just reading about this, pretty shocking night out for everyone. Hope they don;t close it as it's a great venue (collapsing roof aside!)
    Was just reading about this, pretty shocking night out for everyone. Hope they don;t close it as it's a great venue (collapsing roof aside!)
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  7. clueless1

    Pros and cons of social media

    Think of it this way Clue - you don;t have to spend an hour writing a letter this year:)
    Think of it this way Clue - you don;t have to spend an hour writing a letter this year:)
    Think of it this way Clue - you don;t have to spend an hour writing a letter this year:)
    Think of it this way Clue - you don;t have to spend an hour writing a letter this year:)
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  8. Fat Controller

    Post Office - going downhill already?

    Yep, not knocking the posties themselves. Its the management.After my visit to the sorting office today, had 3 lovely parcels from GC members, you know who you are :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb:
    Yep, not knocking the posties themselves. Its the management.After my visit to the sorting office today, had 3 lovely parcels from GC members, you know who you are :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb:
    Yep, not knocking the posties themselves. Its the management.After my visit to the sorting office today, had 3 lovely parcels from GC members, you know who you are :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb:
    Yep, not knocking the posties themselves. Its the management.After my visit to the sorting office today, had 3 lovely parcels from GC members, you know who you are :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb:
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  9. "M"
    Agree x 7

    No, no: it's ok! I'll brake so that *you* don't have to!!

    Part of the reason that the Passat and I parted company, is that the fault that it had would see me lose power (albeit momentary) at the very time when I was asking for it and needing it - - had a...
    Part of the reason that the Passat and I parted company, is that the fault that it had would see me lose power (albeit momentary) at the very time when I was asking for it and needing it - - had a Range Rover up my exhaust pipe in lane three and in fairness to the driver he simply could not...
    Part of the reason that the Passat and I parted company, is that the fault that it had would see me lose power (albeit momentary) at the very time when I was asking for it and needing it - - had a Range Rover up my exhaust pipe in lane three and...
    Part of the reason that the Passat and I parted company, is that the fault that it had would see me lose power (albeit momentary) at the very time when I was asking for it and needing it - - had a...
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  10. clueless1
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    Took Gothilda to be inspected today

    I replaced the crankcase breather on my GLT - bit of reinforced hosepipe (you know the green one with the white crossed threads through it) and a couple of jubilee clips - worked a treat :dbgrtmb:
    I replaced the crankcase breather on my GLT - bit of reinforced hosepipe (you know the green one with the white crossed threads through it) and a couple of jubilee clips - worked a treat :dbgrtmb:
    I replaced the crankcase breather on my GLT - bit of reinforced hosepipe (you know the green one with the white crossed threads through it) and a couple of jubilee clips - worked a treat :dbgrtmb:
    I replaced the crankcase breather on my GLT - bit of reinforced hosepipe (you know the green one with the white crossed threads through it) and a couple of jubilee clips - worked a treat :dbgrtmb:
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  11. Val..

    Why doesn't my mobile phone work anymore?????

    Don't know what to say apart from, put your SIM card into another orange phone then you will definatly know if it the phone or not. I've never heard of this problem before
    Don't know what to say apart from, put your SIM card into another orange phone then you will definatly know if it the phone or not. I've never heard of this problem before
    Don't know what to say apart from, put your SIM card into another orange phone then you will definatly know if it the phone or not. I've never heard of this problem before
    Don't know what to say apart from, put your SIM card into another orange phone then you will definatly know if it the phone or not. I've never heard of this problem before
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  12. clueless1

    James Bond was a drunken idiot

    Maybe someone should point out to these very learned people that he is a fictional character, and they were actually wasting their "spare" time, of which we are told, they get very little.
    Maybe someone should point out to these very learned people that he is a fictional character, and they were actually wasting their "spare" time, of which we are told, they get very little.
    Maybe someone should point out to these very learned people that he is a fictional character, and they were actually wasting their "spare" time, of which we are told, they get very little.
    Maybe someone should point out to these very learned people that he is a fictional character, and they were actually wasting their "spare" time, of which we are told, they get very little.
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  13. Loofah
    Like x 3

    Huh, odd.

    Very nice!!! :blue thumb:Val
    Very nice!!! :blue thumb:Val
    Very nice!!! :blue thumb:Val
    Very nice!!! :blue thumb:Val
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  14. Spruce

    Moss drive what best to use ...............

    Thanks GG , I didn't realise they still sell it , I remember my mum used it all the time :ccheers:
    Thanks GG , I didn't realise they still sell it , I remember my mum used it all the time :ccheers:
    Thanks GG , I didn't realise they still sell it , I remember my mum used it all the time :ccheers:
    Thanks GG , I didn't realise they still sell it , I remember my mum used it all the time :ccheers:
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  15. Lolimac
    Funny x 8

    Christmases Past.....

    Good job or your would turn to bronze and become Manneken-Pis !
    Good job or your would turn to bronze and become Manneken-Pis !
    Good job or your would turn to bronze and become Manneken-Pis !
    Good job or your would turn to bronze and become Manneken-Pis !
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  16. mowgley

    This little piggy went to market!

    Eating egg fried rice with chop sticks going to be tricky
    Eating egg fried rice with chop sticks going to be tricky
    Eating egg fried rice with chop sticks going to be tricky
    Eating egg fried rice with chop sticks going to be tricky
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  17. silu

    Sports personality of the year trophy.

    He's recovering from back surgery. Dunno if flying to UK would muck that up, but for whatever reason that was the choice that he and his coach made (or so I read ...)I guess he could have...
    He's recovering from back surgery. Dunno if flying to UK would muck that up, but for whatever reason that was the choice that he and his coach made (or so I read ...)I guess he could have decided to fly back, hot favourite or not, and not won but jeopardised his recovery ...If they decided...
    He's recovering from back surgery. Dunno if flying to UK would muck that up, but for whatever reason that was the choice that he and his coach made (or so I read ...)I guess he could have decided to fly back, hot favourite or not, and not won...
    He's recovering from back surgery. Dunno if flying to UK would muck that up, but for whatever reason that was the choice that he and his coach made (or so I read ...)I guess he could have...
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  18. Fat Controller

    Lovefilm Vouchers

    Dunno about Lovefilm (delegated #1 daugher to research what service we should get ...), we've got Sky's On Demand box that plugs into internet (actually its wireless hree, coz cabling was tricky,...
    Dunno about Lovefilm (delegated #1 daugher to research what service we should get ...), we've got Sky's On Demand box that plugs into internet (actually its wireless hree, coz cabling was tricky, so probably "slow" as a result). Handy for all the Catchup services like iPlayer, and although we do...
    Dunno about Lovefilm (delegated #1 daugher to research what service we should get ...), we've got Sky's On Demand box that plugs into internet (actually its wireless hree, coz cabling was tricky, so probably "slow" as a result). Handy for all the...
    Dunno about Lovefilm (delegated #1 daugher to research what service we should get ...), we've got Sky's On Demand box that plugs into internet (actually its wireless hree, coz cabling was tricky,...
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  19. Fat Controller

    Well done Princess Anne!

    Boom, boom!
    Boom, boom!
    Boom, boom!
    Boom, boom!
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