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  1. Phil A

    China has made a Moon Landing

    I have absolutely no doubt at all that they are doing a speculative scan for certain minerals before laying claim to the entire moon and stripping it.
    I have absolutely no doubt at all that they are doing a speculative scan for certain minerals before laying claim to the entire moon and stripping it.
    I have absolutely no doubt at all that they are doing a speculative scan for certain minerals before laying claim to the entire moon and stripping it.
    I have absolutely no doubt at all that they are doing a speculative scan for certain minerals before laying claim to the entire moon and stripping it.
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  2. Loofah

    Got the tree, now I can start feeling Christmassy?

    I don't know how he gets the time to put them all up - I finished ours off today, did some spring cleaning and I am knackeredSent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk
    I don't know how he gets the time to put them all up - I finished ours off today, did some spring cleaning and I am knackeredSent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk
    I don't know how he gets the time to put them all up - I finished ours off today, did some spring cleaning and I am knackeredSent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk
    I don't know how he gets the time to put them all up - I finished ours off today, did some spring cleaning and I am knackeredSent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk
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  3. Phil A
    Like x 12

    These have come to the village

    You'll definitely live longer if you don't!!:sofa::hate-shocked::heehee:
    You'll definitely live longer if you don't!!:sofa::hate-shocked::heehee:
    You'll definitely live longer if you don't!!:sofa::hate-shocked::heehee:
    You'll definitely live longer if you don't!!:sofa::hate-shocked::heehee:
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  4. Phil A
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  5. clueless1
    Like x 3

    Amazing

    Someone's bound to have got the wrong thing. People wearing headphones get one chance to hear what someone says, in a noisy departure lounge."Eh? What's this? I didn't ask for a massive pianist".
    Someone's bound to have got the wrong thing. People wearing headphones get one chance to hear what someone says, in a noisy departure lounge."Eh? What's this? I didn't ask for a massive pianist".
    Someone's bound to have got the wrong thing. People wearing headphones get one chance to hear what someone says, in a noisy departure lounge."Eh? What's this? I didn't ask for a massive pianist".
    Someone's bound to have got the wrong thing. People wearing headphones get one chance to hear what someone says, in a noisy departure lounge."Eh? What's this? I didn't ask for a massive pianist".
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  6. clueless1

    Cheap 'green' energy

    Glad to see my birthstone has it's uses :heehee:
    Glad to see my birthstone has it's uses :heehee:
    Glad to see my birthstone has it's uses :heehee:
    Glad to see my birthstone has it's uses :heehee:
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  7. Jiffy

    Beware

    Yep!
    Yep!
    Yep!
    Yep!
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  8. clueless1

    What a journey home

    If it costs you money to be pulled out, make sure you ask the farmer the pay the tax, because is not Argi work and Argi road tax is £0
    If it costs you money to be pulled out, make sure you ask the farmer the pay the tax, because is not Argi work and Argi road tax is £0
    If it costs you money to be pulled out, make sure you ask the farmer the pay the tax, because is not Argi work and Argi road tax is £0
    If it costs you money to be pulled out, make sure you ask the farmer the pay the tax, because is not Argi work and Argi road tax is £0
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  9. Phil A
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  10. clueless1
    Like x 3

    Mars could have supported life

    Too right Brian :dbgrtmb:
    Too right Brian :dbgrtmb:
    Too right Brian :dbgrtmb:
    Too right Brian :dbgrtmb:
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  11. redstar

    Guess the Titles (Christmas)

    I'll take this one to work next week :dbgrtmb:
    I'll take this one to work next week :dbgrtmb:
    I'll take this one to work next week :dbgrtmb:
    I'll take this one to work next week :dbgrtmb:
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  12. Fat Controller
    Like x 3

    Who said that there wasn't mush-room for innovation.....

    Packaging that you could eat :biggrin:
    Packaging that you could eat :biggrin:
    Packaging that you could eat :biggrin:
    Packaging that you could eat :biggrin:
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  13. **Yvonne**
    Like x 18

    Alternative Sunset

    That first shot is brilliant! A classic example of how a mono shot can knock the socks off full colour at times.
    That first shot is brilliant! A classic example of how a mono shot can knock the socks off full colour at times.
    That first shot is brilliant! A classic example of how a mono shot can knock the socks off full colour at times.
    That first shot is brilliant! A classic example of how a mono shot can knock the socks off full colour at times.
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  14. Fat Controller
    Friendly x 10

    Well, its that time of year again.........

    :goodpost:FC A Merry Christmas to all - I wish everyone happiness for the festive season - enjoy!
    :goodpost:FC A Merry Christmas to all - I wish everyone happiness for the festive season - enjoy!
    :goodpost:FC A Merry Christmas to all - I wish everyone happiness for the festive season - enjoy!
    :goodpost:FC A Merry Christmas to all - I wish everyone happiness for the festive season - enjoy!
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  15. rustyroots

    Kitchen ra-vamp.

    Possibly the most important tip if making your own!
    Possibly the most important tip if making your own!
    Possibly the most important tip if making your own!
    Possibly the most important tip if making your own!
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  16. Fat Controller
    Agree x 5

    Has the GC Time Travelling Helicopter been in overdrive?

    Nah, @longk used the bed warmer as a potty; then, JO's Italian matey boy used the bed warmer/potty to roast his chestnuts in! Either way, a glug of brandy and a sprig of fennel added ... made...
    Nah, @longk used the bed warmer as a potty; then, JO's Italian matey boy used the bed warmer/potty to roast his chestnuts in! Either way, a glug of brandy and a sprig of fennel added ... made it a Chrimbo treat; by all accounts ;)
    Nah, @longk used the bed warmer as a potty; then, JO's Italian matey boy used the bed warmer/potty to roast his chestnuts in! Either way, a glug of brandy and a sprig of fennel added ... made it a Chrimbo treat; by all accounts ;)
    Nah, @longk used the bed warmer as a potty; then, JO's Italian matey boy used the bed warmer/potty to roast his chestnuts in! Either way, a glug of brandy and a sprig of fennel added ... made...
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  17. Gay Gardener

    Auto gearbox question

    :biggrin: Its as much the costly horror stories that I have heard about them too, to be fair. Now a Morgan - well, lovely sporty wee motors but gotta watch for the rot with them :dbgrtmb:
    :biggrin: Its as much the costly horror stories that I have heard about them too, to be fair. Now a Morgan - well, lovely sporty wee motors but gotta watch for the rot with them :dbgrtmb:
    :biggrin: Its as much the costly horror stories that I have heard about them too, to be fair. Now a Morgan - well, lovely sporty wee motors but gotta watch for the rot with them :dbgrtmb:
    :biggrin: Its as much the costly horror stories that I have heard about them too, to be fair. Now a Morgan - well, lovely sporty wee motors but gotta watch for the rot with them :dbgrtmb:
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  18. ARMANDII

    IT'S AN MP's LIFE

    Wee Eck, just wants his name down in History as the new King of ScotlandUnfortunately, I am aware of many professionals that want it, Dr's, Lawyers, Teachers then the great unwashed who walk...
    Wee Eck, just wants his name down in History as the new King of ScotlandUnfortunately, I am aware of many professionals that want it, Dr's, Lawyers, Teachers then the great unwashed who walk around during the world cup with "Anyone but ENGERLAND" on their T Shirts A great chip on their...
    Wee Eck, just wants his name down in History as the new King of ScotlandUnfortunately, I am aware of many professionals that want it, Dr's, Lawyers, Teachers then the great unwashed who walk around during the world cup with "Anyone but...
    Wee Eck, just wants his name down in History as the new King of ScotlandUnfortunately, I am aware of many professionals that want it, Dr's, Lawyers, Teachers then the great unwashed who walk...
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  19. clueless1

    When Gothilda has to be replaced

    They're good IF they have been well serviced. Replace the cambelt early, they are supposed to be replaced at 120000 miles (A.I.R.) but that is pushing it. Most of the electrics are fairly old...
    They're good IF they have been well serviced. Replace the cambelt early, they are supposed to be replaced at 120000 miles (A.I.R.) but that is pushing it. Most of the electrics are fairly old school, fuel pipes can be problematic, but easily fixed. Check the rear suspension as the radius arm...
    They're good IF they have been well serviced. Replace the cambelt early, they are supposed to be replaced at 120000 miles (A.I.R.) but that is pushing it. Most of the electrics are fairly old school, fuel pipes can be problematic, but easily...
    They're good IF they have been well serviced. Replace the cambelt early, they are supposed to be replaced at 120000 miles (A.I.R.) but that is pushing it. Most of the electrics are fairly old...
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  20. Victoria

    Robbie Williams show ...

    I think you might have a point there! :snork:
    I think you might have a point there! :snork:
    I think you might have a point there! :snork:
    I think you might have a point there! :snork:
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