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  1. Phil A

    Larrows

    I thought you would have been, not like you to let a bit of folk lore past by unnoticed :dbgrtmb:
    I thought you would have been, not like you to let a bit of folk lore past by unnoticed :dbgrtmb:
    I thought you would have been, not like you to let a bit of folk lore past by unnoticed :dbgrtmb:
    I thought you would have been, not like you to let a bit of folk lore past by unnoticed :dbgrtmb:
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  2. Madahhlia

    Wood burning stoves

    Madahhlia, would it be worth enquiring about wood-pellet burning stoves? Not sure whether they exist in the UK but over here, where wood-burners are almost compulsory, they are becoming very...
    Madahhlia, would it be worth enquiring about wood-pellet burning stoves? Not sure whether they exist in the UK but over here, where wood-burners are almost compulsory, they are becoming very popular. The pellets are a by-product of the timber industry, reasonably priced and light and clean to...
    Madahhlia, would it be worth enquiring about wood-pellet burning stoves? Not sure whether they exist in the UK but over here, where wood-burners are almost compulsory, they are becoming very popular. The pellets are a by-product of the timber...
    Madahhlia, would it be worth enquiring about wood-pellet burning stoves? Not sure whether they exist in the UK but over here, where wood-burners are almost compulsory, they are becoming very...
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  3. longk

    If you like good radio drama............

    If you like good radio drama then you may be interested to know that on Radio 4 extra they are repeating the The Complete Smiley series.
    If you like good radio drama then you may be interested to know that on Radio 4 extra they are repeating the The Complete Smiley series.
    If you like good radio drama then you may be interested to know that on Radio 4 extra they are repeating the The Complete Smiley series.
    If you like good radio drama then you may be interested to know that on Radio 4 extra they are repeating the The Complete Smiley series.
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  4. Phil A

    Attention Penny in Ontario

    Looks like Penny logged on earlier but still couldn't post, gonna sticky this thread so she might notice it next time.
    Looks like Penny logged on earlier but still couldn't post, gonna sticky this thread so she might notice it next time.
    Looks like Penny logged on earlier but still couldn't post, gonna sticky this thread so she might notice it next time.
    Looks like Penny logged on earlier but still couldn't post, gonna sticky this thread so she might notice it next time.
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  5. Phil A
    Like x 7

    House Viewing

    Due to demand outstripping supply I fear the Gazumpers will be back (if they ever went away!)
    Due to demand outstripping supply I fear the Gazumpers will be back (if they ever went away!)
    Due to demand outstripping supply I fear the Gazumpers will be back (if they ever went away!)
    Due to demand outstripping supply I fear the Gazumpers will be back (if they ever went away!)
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  6. lazydog

    Help our local Air Ambulance please

    I wish you all the best but, also, support air ambulance and mountain rescue in the Lake District. I've now removed my book from the shops up there and given it free of charge to galleries and...
    I wish you all the best but, also, support air ambulance and mountain rescue in the Lake District. I've now removed my book from the shops up there and given it free of charge to galleries and craft centres to sell at £1 as a donation to both organisations.
    I wish you all the best but, also, support air ambulance and mountain rescue in the Lake District. I've now removed my book from the shops up there and given it free of charge to galleries and craft centres to sell at £1 as a donation to both...
    I wish you all the best but, also, support air ambulance and mountain rescue in the Lake District. I've now removed my book from the shops up there and given it free of charge to galleries and...
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  7. clueless1

    Why would anyone join the armed forces?

    Took the words right out of my mind, Loofah!!:thumbsup::snork::coffee:
    Took the words right out of my mind, Loofah!!:thumbsup::snork::coffee:
    Took the words right out of my mind, Loofah!!:thumbsup::snork::coffee:
    Took the words right out of my mind, Loofah!!:thumbsup::snork::coffee:
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  8. pete

    Nectar points

    I have loyalty cards for anywhere and everywhere, if I shop in a shop that gives me points I use it, they mount up and such as in the summer I required a new toaster, I was passing Sainsburys, not...
    I have loyalty cards for anywhere and everywhere, if I shop in a shop that gives me points I use it, they mount up and such as in the summer I required a new toaster, I was passing Sainsburys, not easy as 14 miles away, and called in for something else, noticed they had a nice toaster reduced,...
    I have loyalty cards for anywhere and everywhere, if I shop in a shop that gives me points I use it, they mount up and such as in the summer I required a new toaster, I was passing Sainsburys, not easy as 14 miles away, and called in for...
    I have loyalty cards for anywhere and everywhere, if I shop in a shop that gives me points I use it, they mount up and such as in the summer I required a new toaster, I was passing Sainsburys, not...
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  9. Victoria
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    van Damme ... new advert ...

    Also on the front of artic trailors there has to be lights for when there turn that the corners are lit up at night , which in the first few seconds of video just to the fight of van dams head is...
    Also on the front of artic trailors there has to be lights for when there turn that the corners are lit up at night , which in the first few seconds of video just to the fight of van dams head is a light
    Also on the front of artic trailors there has to be lights for when there turn that the corners are lit up at night , which in the first few seconds of video just to the fight of van dams head is a light
    Also on the front of artic trailors there has to be lights for when there turn that the corners are lit up at night , which in the first few seconds of video just to the fight of van dams head is...
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  10. kindredspirit
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    Regrets that people make on their deathbed

    This is only Woos own personal view and is not meant to be contentious in any way;)There is a very old Romany saying "If you think to much it can make you forget how to laugh" we have the power to...
    This is only Woos own personal view and is not meant to be contentious in any way;)There is a very old Romany saying "If you think to much it can make you forget how to laugh" we have the power to change any situation ,and I believe that there is no such thing as a bad or wrong decision,as we...
    This is only Woos own personal view and is not meant to be contentious in any way;)There is a very old Romany saying "If you think to much it can make you forget how to laugh" we have the power to change any situation ,and I believe that there is...
    This is only Woos own personal view and is not meant to be contentious in any way;)There is a very old Romany saying "If you think to much it can make you forget how to laugh" we have the power to...
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  12. clueless1

    The end of the world is nigh

    Tempting fate perhaps, even though doomsday has past. :heehee:
    Tempting fate perhaps, even though doomsday has past. :heehee:
    Tempting fate perhaps, even though doomsday has past. :heehee:
    Tempting fate perhaps, even though doomsday has past. :heehee:
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  13. Val..

    Where was YOU when you heard about JFK ??

    I was only 4 years old at the time, don't remember it.Probably too busy aggravating the cat or trampling all over dad's vegetable patch. :snork:
    I was only 4 years old at the time, don't remember it.Probably too busy aggravating the cat or trampling all over dad's vegetable patch. :snork:
    I was only 4 years old at the time, don't remember it.Probably too busy aggravating the cat or trampling all over dad's vegetable patch. :snork:
    I was only 4 years old at the time, don't remember it.Probably too busy aggravating the cat or trampling all over dad's vegetable patch. :snork:
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  14. Cjt2014

    Racing Post Site

    Hi, just a warning if anyone has an account with The Racing Post Site has been attacked you may have been emailed as I have.
    Hi, just a warning if anyone has an account with The Racing Post Site has been attacked you may have been emailed as I have.
    Hi, just a warning if anyone has an account with The Racing Post Site has been attacked you may have been emailed as I have.
    Hi, just a warning if anyone has an account with The Racing Post Site has been attacked you may have been emailed as I have.
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  15. Phil A

    Happy Birthday nFrost

    Love and kisses ( :heehee: ) But heartfelt wishes xxMxx
    Love and kisses ( :heehee: ) But heartfelt wishes xxMxx
    Love and kisses ( :heehee: ) But heartfelt wishes xxMxx
    Love and kisses ( :heehee: ) But heartfelt wishes xxMxx
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  16. clueless1

    A week's shopping from around the world

    Oooh er, single estate coffee - I do believe I have been out-smugged ;):loll:
    Oooh er, single estate coffee - I do believe I have been out-smugged ;):loll:
    Oooh er, single estate coffee - I do believe I have been out-smugged ;):loll:
    Oooh er, single estate coffee - I do believe I have been out-smugged ;):loll:
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  17. Val..

    DVD Box sets

    I think that I saw an episode of the UK version (they were reintroducing the undead into society?) which was pants! The actor in the screenshot for that clip is Samir Guesmi. He was the lead...
    I think that I saw an episode of the UK version (they were reintroducing the undead into society?) which was pants! The actor in the screenshot for that clip is Samir Guesmi. He was the lead villain in series two of Spiral and is a superb actor.There are three versions of Wallander; Kenneth...
    I think that I saw an episode of the UK version (they were reintroducing the undead into society?) which was pants! The actor in the screenshot for that clip is Samir Guesmi. He was the lead villain in series two of Spiral and is a superb actor....
    I think that I saw an episode of the UK version (they were reintroducing the undead into society?) which was pants! The actor in the screenshot for that clip is Samir Guesmi. He was the lead...
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  18. clueless1

    How embarrassing

    I'd love to hear the engineers reassuring words "you can PROBABLY get airborne again". Its not a word you want to use when flying planes. :biggrin:
    I'd love to hear the engineers reassuring words "you can PROBABLY get airborne again". Its not a word you want to use when flying planes. :biggrin:
    I'd love to hear the engineers reassuring words "you can PROBABLY get airborne again". Its not a word you want to use when flying planes. :biggrin:
    I'd love to hear the engineers reassuring words "you can PROBABLY get airborne again". Its not a word you want to use when flying planes. :biggrin:
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  19. shiney
    Funny x 7

    Cats and Dogs - The Difference

    Those two guys have made a number of videos like that. :)
    Those two guys have made a number of videos like that. :)
    Those two guys have made a number of videos like that. :)
    Those two guys have made a number of videos like that. :)
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  20. Lolimac

    Animal Odd Couples tonight BBC1...

    I'll try and catch that: thanks for the heads up, Loli :dbgrtmb:
    I'll try and catch that: thanks for the heads up, Loli :dbgrtmb:
    I'll try and catch that: thanks for the heads up, Loli :dbgrtmb:
    I'll try and catch that: thanks for the heads up, Loli :dbgrtmb:
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