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  1. shiney

    What3Words

    GPS doesn't work like that. It is only a receiver. It gets a clock signal from four satellites and works out your position from that. There is no upward connection from you. They don't know where...
    GPS doesn't work like that. It is only a receiver. It gets a clock signal from four satellites and works out your position from that. There is no upward connection from you. They don't know where you are. You only know where they are.
    GPS doesn't work like that. It is only a receiver. It gets a clock signal from four satellites and works out your position from that. There is no upward connection from you. They don't know where you are. You only know where they are.
    GPS doesn't work like that. It is only a receiver. It gets a clock signal from four satellites and works out your position from that. There is no upward connection from you. They don't know where...
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  2. shiney
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    LATEST MOAN FROM YOU AND ME - 2022

    This is something I do very frequently! I don't remember having read about it anywhere or anybody telling me - it's something that has just come naturally to me! .
    This is something I do very frequently! I don't remember having read about it anywhere or anybody telling me - it's something that has just come naturally to me! .
    This is something I do very frequently! I don't remember having read about it anywhere or anybody telling me - it's something that has just come naturally to me! .
    This is something I do very frequently! I don't remember having read about it anywhere or anybody telling me - it's something that has just come naturally to me! .
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  3. Victoria

    Happy Birthday JWK

    Thank you @Balc
    Thank you @Balc
    Thank you @Balc
    Thank you @Balc
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  4. Victoria

    Happy Birthday strongyloden

    Happy Birthday Strongloden , hope you have a good day out tomorrow
    Happy Birthday Strongloden , hope you have a good day out tomorrow
    Happy Birthday Strongloden , hope you have a good day out tomorrow
    Happy Birthday Strongloden , hope you have a good day out tomorrow
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  5. Victoria

    Jeff Beck Dies

    Another legend goes ... Jeff Beck aged 78, Guitarist of The Yardbirds. RIP
    Another legend goes ... Jeff Beck aged 78, Guitarist of The Yardbirds. RIP
    Another legend goes ... Jeff Beck aged 78, Guitarist of The Yardbirds. RIP
    Another legend goes ... Jeff Beck aged 78, Guitarist of The Yardbirds. RIP
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  6. noisette47

    Ultimate recycling

    My apologies @noisette47 . Organ donation is what I meant, not the full body. :doh:
    My apologies @noisette47 . Organ donation is what I meant, not the full body. :doh:
    My apologies @noisette47 . Organ donation is what I meant, not the full body. :doh:
    My apologies @noisette47 . Organ donation is what I meant, not the full body. :doh:
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  7. Fat Controller

    Heading to Wisley? Read this!

    Admittedly its been a few years since I last went to Wisley but I never found that junction a problem, as I remember coming from my direction I used to come of the M25 down a slip road to the A3...
    Admittedly its been a few years since I last went to Wisley but I never found that junction a problem, as I remember coming from my direction I used to come of the M25 down a slip road to the A3 go a short distance then exit, go round a roundabout and back up onto the A3 in the opposite...
    Admittedly its been a few years since I last went to Wisley but I never found that junction a problem, as I remember coming from my direction I used to come of the M25 down a slip road to the A3 go a short distance then exit, go round a...
    Admittedly its been a few years since I last went to Wisley but I never found that junction a problem, as I remember coming from my direction I used to come of the M25 down a slip road to the A3...
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  8. Michael Hewett
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    A gift I had for Christmas

    Various composting methods discussed here just in case anyone ignores your sign Ultimate recycling;)
    Various composting methods discussed here just in case anyone ignores your sign Ultimate recycling;)
    Various composting methods discussed here just in case anyone ignores your sign Ultimate recycling;)
    Various composting methods discussed here just in case anyone ignores your sign Ultimate recycling;)
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  9. JWK
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    Show us your Christmas decorations 2022

    Taking down the outside lights supervised by Misty
    Taking down the outside lights supervised by Misty
    Taking down the outside lights supervised by Misty
    Taking down the outside lights supervised by Misty
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  10. Fat Controller
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  11. Upsydaisy

    Covid wave started earlier than expected here

    That's still debateable. There are certainly many incineration centres around the country (they were originally aiming at 100) but the initial problem was that they also produced carbon dioxide. ...
    That's still debateable. There are certainly many incineration centres around the country (they were originally aiming at 100) but the initial problem was that they also produced carbon dioxide. They, apparently, have tightened up on the filtering regulations but I have no idea whether that...
    That's still debateable. There are certainly many incineration centres around the country (they were originally aiming at 100) but the initial problem was that they also produced carbon dioxide. They, apparently, have tightened up on the...
    That's still debateable. There are certainly many incineration centres around the country (they were originally aiming at 100) but the initial problem was that they also produced carbon dioxide. ...
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  12. gks

    Current cost of fuel.

    Apart from the price! :yikes:
    Apart from the price! :yikes:
    Apart from the price! :yikes:
    Apart from the price! :yikes:
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  13. Victoria
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  14. shiney
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    WHAT'S YOUR WEATHER LIKE - 2022

    I feel sorry for all the poor souls who have bought tickets for Edinburgh's Hogmanay party. Standing out in Princes Street and the gardens. It is currently raining and 2C with the possibility of...
    I feel sorry for all the poor souls who have bought tickets for Edinburgh's Hogmanay party. Standing out in Princes Street and the gardens. It is currently raining and 2C with the possibility of wintry showers to come. There is not enough drink that can overcome that.
    I feel sorry for all the poor souls who have bought tickets for Edinburgh's Hogmanay party. Standing out in Princes Street and the gardens. It is currently raining and 2C with the possibility of wintry showers to come. There is not enough drink...
    I feel sorry for all the poor souls who have bought tickets for Edinburgh's Hogmanay party. Standing out in Princes Street and the gardens. It is currently raining and 2C with the possibility of...
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  15. Cordy
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    My Desktop background

    An old mate from the 80s.
    An old mate from the 80s.
    An old mate from the 80s.
    An old mate from the 80s.
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  16. wiseowl
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    R.I.P. PELE

    The man was a legend...massive respect...My old Dad who was an avid fan of our local team would often say" back n the day when our team ran back down the tunnel you could smell the sweat but...
    The man was a legend...massive respect...My old Dad who was an avid fan of our local team would often say" back n the day when our team ran back down the tunnel you could smell the sweat but these days all you smell is after shave "..
    The man was a legend...massive respect...My old Dad who was an avid fan of our local team would often say" back n the day when our team ran back down the tunnel you could smell the sweat but these days all you smell is after shave "..
    The man was a legend...massive respect...My old Dad who was an avid fan of our local team would often say" back n the day when our team ran back down the tunnel you could smell the sweat but...
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  17. redstar
    Like x 3

    Twelve days of Christmas my true love gave to me:

    Thanks much. glad you liked it.
    Thanks much. glad you liked it.
    Thanks much. glad you liked it.
    Thanks much. glad you liked it.
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  18. shiney

    An Onion and a Rose - Covid Poem

    My sister is a poet and wrote this after having contracted Covid.An Onion and a Rose By Adrienne TinnI wasn’t going to write at all on Covid. I wasn’t going to tell about my woes- The cough,...
    My sister is a poet and wrote this after having contracted Covid.An Onion and a Rose By Adrienne TinnI wasn’t going to write at all on Covid. I wasn’t going to tell about my woes- The cough, sore throat, the tiredness that hits you. But oh! I have to talk about my nose.We all accept that...
    My sister is a poet and wrote this after having contracted Covid.An Onion and a Rose By Adrienne TinnI wasn’t going to write at all on Covid. I wasn’t going to tell about my woes- The cough, sore throat, the tiredness that hits you. But oh! I...
    My sister is a poet and wrote this after having contracted Covid.An Onion and a Rose By Adrienne TinnI wasn’t going to write at all on Covid. I wasn’t going to tell about my woes- The cough,...
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  19. JWK

    Happy Winter Solstice

    Well all things considered, the shortest day could have been a lot worse. After a beautiful sunrise, it was mild and sunny, so plenty of jobs got done outside :) Psychologically, I'm a happy bunny...
    Well all things considered, the shortest day could have been a lot worse. After a beautiful sunrise, it was mild and sunny, so plenty of jobs got done outside :) Psychologically, I'm a happy bunny once the solstice is past, even if the worst weather is to come in January and February. According...
    Well all things considered, the shortest day could have been a lot worse. After a beautiful sunrise, it was mild and sunny, so plenty of jobs got done outside :) Psychologically, I'm a happy bunny once the solstice is past, even if the worst...
    Well all things considered, the shortest day could have been a lot worse. After a beautiful sunrise, it was mild and sunny, so plenty of jobs got done outside :) Psychologically, I'm a happy bunny...
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  20. Upsydaisy
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