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  1. shiney
    Agree x 7

    Real Rememberance Day Today 11-11-11

    :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    shiney, Nov 11, 2013
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    shiney
    Nov 11, 2013
  2. Lolimac

    Happy Birthday al n...

    Nice one Al :)
    Nice one Al :)
    Nice one Al :)
    Nice one Al :)
    Lolimac, Nov 8, 2013 ... 2
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    Phil A
    Nov 11, 2013
  3. Phil A
    Agree x 15

    Broken Appointments

    Fingers crossed Ziggy, Jenny
    Fingers crossed Ziggy, Jenny
    Fingers crossed Ziggy, Jenny
    Fingers crossed Ziggy, Jenny
    Phil A, Oct 11, 2013 ... 3 4 5
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    Jenny namaste
    Nov 11, 2013
  4. clueless1
    Agree x 3

    Tesco to scan your face

    I don't think you can get reverse directories, now, without paying - and they're only online with a signup.
    I don't think you can get reverse directories, now, without paying - and they're only online with a signup.
    I don't think you can get reverse directories, now, without paying - and they're only online with a signup.
    I don't think you can get reverse directories, now, without paying - and they're only online with a signup.
    clueless1, Nov 4, 2013 ... 3 4 5
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    shiney
    Nov 11, 2013
  5. Phil A

    Body Mass Index

    For main course, I'd have fatty juicy belly pork stewed with chilli and sichuan peppers or duck breast slow cooked in five spice powder:stirpot:. For dessert I'll have mixed fresh fruits with Cornish...
    For main course, I'd have fatty juicy belly pork stewed with chilli and sichuan peppers or duck breast slow cooked in five spice powder:stirpot:. For dessert I'll have mixed fresh fruits with Cornish clotted ice cream.Not terribly healthy I suppose, but since I seldom eat deep fried dishes, chips or...
    For main course, I'd have fatty juicy belly pork stewed with chilli and sichuan peppers or duck breast slow cooked in five spice powder:stirpot:. For dessert I'll have mixed fresh fruits with Cornish clotted ice cream.Not terribly healthy I suppose, but...
    For main course, I'd have fatty juicy belly pork stewed with chilli and sichuan peppers or duck breast slow cooked in five spice powder:stirpot:. For dessert I'll have mixed fresh fruits with Cornish...
    Phil A, Nov 8, 2013 ... 2 3 4
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    HsuH
    Nov 11, 2013
  6. clueless1
    Like x 4

    Remembrance sunday

    So true.
    So true.
    So true.
    So true.
    clueless1, Nov 10, 2013
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    mowgley
    Nov 10, 2013
  7. Bilbo675
    Like x 5

    A Poignant Moment

    This is why I rarely go to remembrance day parades nowadays. Because I'm a bit soft, and it takes me all my effort to not show any emotion. I see the lads and lasses that I know have seen or will...
    This is why I rarely go to remembrance day parades nowadays. Because I'm a bit soft, and it takes me all my effort to not show any emotion. I see the lads and lasses that I know have seen or will see things that I couldn't even imagine, and I just find it really overwhelming. Like a combination...
    This is why I rarely go to remembrance day parades nowadays. Because I'm a bit soft, and it takes me all my effort to not show any emotion. I see the lads and lasses that I know have seen or will see things that I couldn't even imagine, and I...
    This is why I rarely go to remembrance day parades nowadays. Because I'm a bit soft, and it takes me all my effort to not show any emotion. I see the lads and lasses that I know have seen or will...
    Bilbo675, Nov 10, 2013
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    clueless1
    Nov 10, 2013
  8. Phil A
    Like x 7

    Today's Forage

    Need to sterilise them, syrup goes moldy at the drop of a bat.
    Need to sterilise them, syrup goes moldy at the drop of a bat.
    Need to sterilise them, syrup goes moldy at the drop of a bat.
    Need to sterilise them, syrup goes moldy at the drop of a bat.
    Phil A, Nov 9, 2013
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    Phil A
    Nov 10, 2013
  9. Phil A

    Security Chief's Meeting

    When they log on in the morning, this is going to greet them :snork:
    When they log on in the morning, this is going to greet them :snork:
    When they log on in the morning, this is going to greet them :snork:
    When they log on in the morning, this is going to greet them :snork:
    Phil A, Nov 7, 2013
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    Phil A
    Nov 8, 2013
  10. clanless

    Marks and Sparks

    Thing is: is it all a matter of taste? :dunno: I've never bought an M&S banger in my life: nor an Asda one either :redface: There is a local butcher, who makes the most divine sausages, which has kept its...
    Thing is: is it all a matter of taste? :dunno: I've never bought an M&S banger in my life: nor an Asda one either :redface: There is a local butcher, who makes the most divine sausages, which has kept its authenticity since I was a lass. *Those* are the sausages (well, 'chips', actually) that I go for. ...
    Thing is: is it all a matter of taste? :dunno: I've never bought an M&S banger in my life: nor an Asda one either :redface: There is a local butcher, who makes the most divine sausages, which has kept its authenticity since I was a lass. *Those* are the...
    Thing is: is it all a matter of taste? :dunno: I've never bought an M&S banger in my life: nor an Asda one either :redface: There is a local butcher, who makes the most divine sausages, which has kept its...
    clanless, Nov 7, 2013
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    "M"
    Nov 8, 2013
  11. Fat Controller

    Calling all drivers!

    The Spit was fun at the time but always had timing troubles - with the butterflies? I loved the way it turned on a sixpence. Could go through a set of front tyres pretty quickly. Whenever I hear...
    The Spit was fun at the time but always had timing troubles - with the butterflies? I loved the way it turned on a sixpence. Could go through a set of front tyres pretty quickly. Whenever I hear certain Eric Clapton tracks it reminds me of two incidences. One, when my 12 year old daughter was in...
    The Spit was fun at the time but always had timing troubles - with the butterflies? I loved the way it turned on a sixpence. Could go through a set of front tyres pretty quickly. Whenever I hear certain Eric Clapton tracks it reminds me of two...
    The Spit was fun at the time but always had timing troubles - with the butterflies? I loved the way it turned on a sixpence. Could go through a set of front tyres pretty quickly. Whenever I hear...
    Fat Controller, Nov 6, 2013 ... 2 3
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    Jenny namaste
    Nov 8, 2013
  12. wiseowl

    Portsmouth Job Losses

    Government: "It's cheaper to build abroad, they offered a better deal than the UK so the UK is saving millions in the long term" UK: "So? " This is OUR country, OUR jobs and OUR industry and the...
    Government: "It's cheaper to build abroad, they offered a better deal than the UK so the UK is saving millions in the long term" UK: "So? " This is OUR country, OUR jobs and OUR industry and the government is hell-bent on screwing the lot of us. Give the UK industry the work, reduce the...
    Government: "It's cheaper to build abroad, they offered a better deal than the UK so the UK is saving millions in the long term" UK: "So? " This is OUR country, OUR jobs and OUR industry and the government is hell-bent on screwing the lot of us....
    Government: "It's cheaper to build abroad, they offered a better deal than the UK so the UK is saving millions in the long term" UK: "So? " This is OUR country, OUR jobs and OUR industry and the...
    wiseowl, Nov 6, 2013
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    Loofah
    Nov 7, 2013
  13. Val..

    Home Brewed Beer Labels

    When I used to do labels for my fishing bait, I used the template on Microsoft to design them and printed onto self adhesive labels. You have a selection of sizes and makes to choose from. If you...
    When I used to do labels for my fishing bait, I used the template on Microsoft to design them and printed onto self adhesive labels. You have a selection of sizes and makes to choose from. If you of use self adhesive labels make sure that they are decent quality, as I found cheaper ones come...
    When I used to do labels for my fishing bait, I used the template on Microsoft to design them and printed onto self adhesive labels. You have a selection of sizes and makes to choose from. If you of use self adhesive labels make sure that they...
    When I used to do labels for my fishing bait, I used the template on Microsoft to design them and printed onto self adhesive labels. You have a selection of sizes and makes to choose from. If you...
    Val.., Nov 6, 2013
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    rustyroots
    Nov 7, 2013
  14. Phil A

    I Love Tardigrades

    I've trained mine to come when I rattle a tin.
    I've trained mine to come when I rattle a tin.
    I've trained mine to come when I rattle a tin.
    I've trained mine to come when I rattle a tin.
    Phil A, Nov 5, 2013
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    Phil A
    Nov 6, 2013
  15. Phil A

    Cheating Genes

    It doesn't have much in the way of a reflection on our lives but it appears to be a form of social natural selection. :blue thumb: Simples :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    It doesn't have much in the way of a reflection on our lives but it appears to be a form of social natural selection. :blue thumb: Simples :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    It doesn't have much in the way of a reflection on our lives but it appears to be a form of social natural selection. :blue thumb: Simples :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    It doesn't have much in the way of a reflection on our lives but it appears to be a form of social natural selection. :blue thumb: Simples :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Phil A, Nov 5, 2013
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    shiney
    Nov 6, 2013
  16. roders
    Funny x 4

    German Paintings (How about that.)

    Fantastic, can't wait to see them.
    Fantastic, can't wait to see them.
    Fantastic, can't wait to see them.
    Fantastic, can't wait to see them.
    roders, Nov 5, 2013
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    Madahhlia
    Nov 5, 2013
  17. Phil A
    Like x 7

    In the GC Kitchen

    cheers for the recipe Zigs :ThankYou:
    cheers for the recipe Zigs :ThankYou:
    cheers for the recipe Zigs :ThankYou:
    cheers for the recipe Zigs :ThankYou:
    Phil A, Nov 3, 2013 ... 2
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    honeybunny
    Nov 5, 2013
  18. clueless1

    Dried beans

    Here's another;Sauté onion and garlic (again). Add some mushrooms and diced liver and seal it before adding some tomato purée, teaspoon of smoked paprika and dried mixed herbs- heat until the...
    Here's another;Sauté onion and garlic (again). Add some mushrooms and diced liver and seal it before adding some tomato purée, teaspoon of smoked paprika and dried mixed herbs- heat until the oil in the purée starts to separate and add a tin of tomatoes, some veg stock, desert spoon of...
    Here's another;Sauté onion and garlic (again). Add some mushrooms and diced liver and seal it before adding some tomato purée, teaspoon of smoked paprika and dried mixed herbs- heat until the oil in the purée starts to separate and add a tin...
    Here's another;Sauté onion and garlic (again). Add some mushrooms and diced liver and seal it before adding some tomato purée, teaspoon of smoked paprika and dried mixed herbs- heat until the...
    clueless1, Nov 4, 2013
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    longk
    Nov 5, 2013
  19. clueless1

    Key meters

    Has the restraining order been in force that long already? :biggrin:
    Has the restraining order been in force that long already? :biggrin:
    Has the restraining order been in force that long already? :biggrin:
    Has the restraining order been in force that long already? :biggrin:
    clueless1, Nov 2, 2013 ... 2
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    Phil A
    Nov 5, 2013
  20. Loofah

    I'm shocked. No, really.

    I don`t think anyone was surprised. It seems to be the norm nowadays.:doh:
    I don`t think anyone was surprised. It seems to be the norm nowadays.:doh:
    I don`t think anyone was surprised. It seems to be the norm nowadays.:doh:
    I don`t think anyone was surprised. It seems to be the norm nowadays.:doh:
    Loofah, Nov 4, 2013
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    546
    pamsdish
    Nov 5, 2013
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