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  1. Kandy

    Tesco Clubcard Vouchers

    Kandy try this number I have just tried it and it was answered immediately 0800 505555 option 2
    Kandy try this number I have just tried it and it was answered immediately 0800 505555 option 2
    Kandy try this number I have just tried it and it was answered immediately 0800 505555 option 2
    Kandy try this number I have just tried it and it was answered immediately 0800 505555 option 2
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  2. shiney
    Funny x 6

    Important! New EU Regulation

    The British Penny EU Directive No. 456179 In order to meet the conditions for remaining in the European Community, all citizens of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland must...
    The British Penny EU Directive No. 456179 In order to meet the conditions for remaining in the European Community, all citizens of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland must be made aware that the phrase 'Spending a Penny' is not to be used after 31st December 2013...
    The British Penny EU Directive No. 456179 In order to meet the conditions for remaining in the European Community, all citizens of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland must be made aware that the phrase 'Spending a Penny'...
    The British Penny EU Directive No. 456179 In order to meet the conditions for remaining in the European Community, all citizens of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland must...
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  3. Phil A
    Like x 3

    Making Cider at Home

    Would this do you, Zigs? Going cheap, buyer collects:snork:
    Would this do you, Zigs? Going cheap, buyer collects:snork:
    Would this do you, Zigs? Going cheap, buyer collects:snork:
    Would this do you, Zigs? Going cheap, buyer collects:snork:
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  4. Fat Controller

    Sucker for a bargain

    Just read this article (yeah, I'm bored!) about a young chap that has a rather interesting hobby.You could say he is a sucker for a bargain! :heehee:
    Just read this article (yeah, I'm bored!) about a young chap that has a rather interesting hobby.You could say he is a sucker for a bargain! :heehee:
    Just read this article (yeah, I'm bored!) about a young chap that has a rather interesting hobby.You could say he is a sucker for a bargain! :heehee:
    Just read this article (yeah, I'm bored!) about a young chap that has a rather interesting hobby.You could say he is a sucker for a bargain! :heehee:
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  5. Phil A

    Happy Birthday Sirius

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIRIUS ! :hpybtd: :autlvs: :hpybtd:
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIRIUS ! :hpybtd: :autlvs: :hpybtd:
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIRIUS ! :hpybtd: :autlvs: :hpybtd:
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIRIUS ! :hpybtd: :autlvs: :hpybtd:
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  6. clueless1

    Epic fail

    Real life is getting to be a bit like a Monty Python sketch,
    Real life is getting to be a bit like a Monty Python sketch,
    Real life is getting to be a bit like a Monty Python sketch,
    Real life is getting to be a bit like a Monty Python sketch,
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  7. Fat Controller
    Agree x 3

    Royal Fail

    I doubt it. Nothing has never really gotten better since it's been privatised.Workers pay might increase. That's what happened to the OH's pay when his work was privatised.I can see my details...
    I doubt it. Nothing has never really gotten better since it's been privatised.Workers pay might increase. That's what happened to the OH's pay when his work was privatised.I can see my details being sold on quite quickly to it's "partners" and receiving nothing but junk now.
    I doubt it. Nothing has never really gotten better since it's been privatised.Workers pay might increase. That's what happened to the OH's pay when his work was privatised.I can see my details being sold on quite quickly to it's "partners" and...
    I doubt it. Nothing has never really gotten better since it's been privatised.Workers pay might increase. That's what happened to the OH's pay when his work was privatised.I can see my details...
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  8. Val..
    Agree x 4

    Anyone else relate to this?

    chamomile tea works wonders, you guys should give it a try...if it works on me it'll work on anyone :heehee: im not a sleeper either as you can see...look at the time its 3.14am :oopss: obviously i didn't have...
    chamomile tea works wonders, you guys should give it a try...if it works on me it'll work on anyone :heehee: im not a sleeper either as you can see...look at the time its 3.14am :oopss: obviously i didn't have any tonight but when i do no matter what kind of stressful day i've had, if i have a cup of chamomile...
    chamomile tea works wonders, you guys should give it a try...if it works on me it'll work on anyone :heehee: im not a sleeper either as you can see...look at the time its 3.14am :oopss: obviously i didn't have any tonight but when i do no matter what kind of...
    chamomile tea works wonders, you guys should give it a try...if it works on me it'll work on anyone :heehee: im not a sleeper either as you can see...look at the time its 3.14am :oopss: obviously i didn't have...
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  9. Fat Controller

    Why would tomato juice sting?

    I get a red itchy rash on my hands if i don't remember to wash them after touching tomato plants its the plants themselves though not the fruit (or veggie) not that i eat toms anyway, i've never...
    I get a red itchy rash on my hands if i don't remember to wash them after touching tomato plants its the plants themselves though not the fruit (or veggie) not that i eat toms anyway, i've never liked them....i grow them for everyone else :)
    I get a red itchy rash on my hands if i don't remember to wash them after touching tomato plants its the plants themselves though not the fruit (or veggie) not that i eat toms anyway, i've never liked them....i grow them for everyone else :)
    I get a red itchy rash on my hands if i don't remember to wash them after touching tomato plants its the plants themselves though not the fruit (or veggie) not that i eat toms anyway, i've never...
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  10. clueless1
    Like x 6

    Profoundly incomprehensible

    A lovely tale Clue - thanks for telling it to us. I think that such encounters - be they good like your one, or bad / scary ( we all have a few of those in our memory bank) do instinctively help...
    A lovely tale Clue - thanks for telling it to us. I think that such encounters - be they good like your one, or bad / scary ( we all have a few of those in our memory bank) do instinctively help to form our character without us realising it. She sound's a goodly lady and I'm sure you have a...
    A lovely tale Clue - thanks for telling it to us. I think that such encounters - be they good like your one, or bad / scary ( we all have a few of those in our memory bank) do instinctively help to form our character without us realising it....
    A lovely tale Clue - thanks for telling it to us. I think that such encounters - be they good like your one, or bad / scary ( we all have a few of those in our memory bank) do instinctively help...
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  11. Val..

    They wanted a Halloween scare...and they got one!!!!

    I think she was saying that when she covered her house with intestines and raw meat!!:lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    I think she was saying that when she covered her house with intestines and raw meat!!:lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    I think she was saying that when she covered her house with intestines and raw meat!!:lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    I think she was saying that when she covered her house with intestines and raw meat!!:lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
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  12. clueless1

    28 days to protect our countryside

    Editors top choice comment - "As per 237 build houses on just 1% of the countryside and solve the housing and employment crisis overnight. Its mad that we protect the countryside (where hardly...
    Editors top choice comment - "As per 237 build houses on just 1% of the countryside and solve the housing and employment crisis overnight. Its mad that we protect the countryside (where hardly anyone lives) and cram buildings into ever nook and cranny in the cities which are already rammed...
    Editors top choice comment - "As per 237 build houses on just 1% of the countryside and solve the housing and employment crisis overnight. Its mad that we protect the countryside (where hardly anyone lives) and cram buildings into ever nook and...
    Editors top choice comment - "As per 237 build houses on just 1% of the countryside and solve the housing and employment crisis overnight. Its mad that we protect the countryside (where hardly...
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  13. Fat Controller

    White?

    Then fat contoller you have your answer.
    Then fat contoller you have your answer.
    Then fat contoller you have your answer.
    Then fat contoller you have your answer.
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  14. Loofah

    House across the road

    It seems that some developers have realised that shoehorning the smallest, cheapest built properties in all over the place is not the way to go; there is a new build just around the corner from...
    It seems that some developers have realised that shoehorning the smallest, cheapest built properties in all over the place is not the way to go; there is a new build just around the corner from me, which we were all dreading as the original planning permission was for a small house and a block...
    It seems that some developers have realised that shoehorning the smallest, cheapest built properties in all over the place is not the way to go; there is a new build just around the corner from me, which we were all dreading as the original...
    It seems that some developers have realised that shoehorning the smallest, cheapest built properties in all over the place is not the way to go; there is a new build just around the corner from...
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  15. Jenny namaste
    Like x 5

    Nuisance calls and junk mail

    I do this. But instead of putting the junk back in it I draw pictures. One I sent back to Lloyds TSB was of a giant Octopus sitting on a big pile of coins.
    I do this. But instead of putting the junk back in it I draw pictures. One I sent back to Lloyds TSB was of a giant Octopus sitting on a big pile of coins.
    I do this. But instead of putting the junk back in it I draw pictures. One I sent back to Lloyds TSB was of a giant Octopus sitting on a big pile of coins.
    I do this. But instead of putting the junk back in it I draw pictures. One I sent back to Lloyds TSB was of a giant Octopus sitting on a big pile of coins.
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  16. Fat Controller

    Do I or don't I?

    Thanks :)
    Thanks :)
    Thanks :)
    Thanks :)
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  17. Penny in Ontario

    Happy Birthday Folly Man

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICK! Come back and haunt us again soon, we're missing you! :) :hpybtd: :autlvs: :hpybtd:
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICK! Come back and haunt us again soon, we're missing you! :) :hpybtd: :autlvs: :hpybtd:
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICK! Come back and haunt us again soon, we're missing you! :) :hpybtd: :autlvs: :hpybtd:
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICK! Come back and haunt us again soon, we're missing you! :) :hpybtd: :autlvs: :hpybtd:
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  18. a0m0

    Seeking participants to take part in psychology research

    Ok, I did it. hope to see the final results of the study.
    Ok, I did it. hope to see the final results of the study.
    Ok, I did it. hope to see the final results of the study.
    Ok, I did it. hope to see the final results of the study.
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  19. Kandy

    The Wrong Way To Take Money Out Of An ATM...

    We had some thing like that in our village a couple of years back ,but they dident know (not sure why) that the locals seem to manage to with draw all the cash by Sunday and the villans piked...
    We had some thing like that in our village a couple of years back ,but they dident know (not sure why) that the locals seem to manage to with draw all the cash by Sunday and the villans piked sunday night/monday morn and got zero as it was empty
    We had some thing like that in our village a couple of years back ,but they dident know (not sure why) that the locals seem to manage to with draw all the cash by Sunday and the villans piked sunday night/monday morn and got zero as it was empty
    We had some thing like that in our village a couple of years back ,but they dident know (not sure why) that the locals seem to manage to with draw all the cash by Sunday and the villans piked...
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  20. clueless1

    A nice bit of winter sunshine anyone?

    What we could really do with is some panels that absorb the sun light then reflect back to us when we need it. But then I'm sure we would have sunshine tax ;)
    What we could really do with is some panels that absorb the sun light then reflect back to us when we need it. But then I'm sure we would have sunshine tax ;)
    What we could really do with is some panels that absorb the sun light then reflect back to us when we need it. But then I'm sure we would have sunshine tax ;)
    What we could really do with is some panels that absorb the sun light then reflect back to us when we need it. But then I'm sure we would have sunshine tax ;)
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