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  1. Fat Controller

    Bramley cookers

    I use these jars for 'bottling' because they can be stacked on top of one another completely immersed in a pasteurising boiler and the clips removed before storing, so if anything untoward happens...
    I use these jars for 'bottling' because they can be stacked on top of one another completely immersed in a pasteurising boiler and the clips removed before storing, so if anything untoward happens inside the jar the seal will blow alerting to the problem.
    I use these jars for 'bottling' because they can be stacked on top of one another completely immersed in a pasteurising boiler and the clips removed before storing, so if anything untoward happens inside the jar the seal will blow alerting to the...
    I use these jars for 'bottling' because they can be stacked on top of one another completely immersed in a pasteurising boiler and the clips removed before storing, so if anything untoward happens...
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  2. Fern4
    Informative x 3

    AUTUMNWATCH 2013.

    We camped right by the RSPB reserve last year in Silverdale . We didn't have time to visit the reserve, hopefully next year. Its a lovely corner of the country from Carnforth over to the bays...
    We camped right by the RSPB reserve last year in Silverdale . We didn't have time to visit the reserve, hopefully next year. Its a lovely corner of the country from Carnforth over to the bays stunning views :dbgrtmb:
    We camped right by the RSPB reserve last year in Silverdale . We didn't have time to visit the reserve, hopefully next year. Its a lovely corner of the country from Carnforth over to the bays stunning views :dbgrtmb:
    We camped right by the RSPB reserve last year in Silverdale . We didn't have time to visit the reserve, hopefully next year. Its a lovely corner of the country from Carnforth over to the bays...
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  3. Gay Gardener

    Dodgy kitchen plumbing ?

    That, and the fact that the pipes are much colder during the winter, so the fat or soap residues congeal much faster.
    That, and the fact that the pipes are much colder during the winter, so the fat or soap residues congeal much faster.
    That, and the fact that the pipes are much colder during the winter, so the fat or soap residues congeal much faster.
    That, and the fact that the pipes are much colder during the winter, so the fat or soap residues congeal much faster.
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  4. Loofah
    Funny x 4

    So scotch bonnet chilles really ARE that hot!

    I can remember scotch bonnet very well :yikes: I cooked a Jamaican curry a few years ago and added 2 whole ones with seeds as well:phew: Let's put it this way I've gone easier on the scotch bonnets since
    I can remember scotch bonnet very well :yikes: I cooked a Jamaican curry a few years ago and added 2 whole ones with seeds as well:phew: Let's put it this way I've gone easier on the scotch bonnets since
    I can remember scotch bonnet very well :yikes: I cooked a Jamaican curry a few years ago and added 2 whole ones with seeds as well:phew: Let's put it this way I've gone easier on the scotch bonnets since
    I can remember scotch bonnet very well :yikes: I cooked a Jamaican curry a few years ago and added 2 whole ones with seeds as well:phew: Let's put it this way I've gone easier on the scotch bonnets since
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  6. Fat Controller

    Surely there has to be a better way?

    That's a very good point. Our government regularly bangs on pretending to actually care. They could put their money where their mouth is by ensuring that the tax rules prevent such waste from...
    That's a very good point. Our government regularly bangs on pretending to actually care. They could put their money where their mouth is by ensuring that the tax rules prevent such waste from being written off as losses.
    That's a very good point. Our government regularly bangs on pretending to actually care. They could put their money where their mouth is by ensuring that the tax rules prevent such waste from being written off as losses.
    That's a very good point. Our government regularly bangs on pretending to actually care. They could put their money where their mouth is by ensuring that the tax rules prevent such waste from...
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  7. Phil A

    Happy Birthday Honeybunny

    thank you for all the lovely birthday wishes everybody :imphrt:
    thank you for all the lovely birthday wishes everybody :imphrt:
    thank you for all the lovely birthday wishes everybody :imphrt:
    thank you for all the lovely birthday wishes everybody :imphrt:
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  8. Fat Controller
    Agree x 5

    Lou Reed - RIP

    RIP......
    RIP......
    RIP......
    RIP......
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  9. Madahhlia

    Around Hambridge

    Barrington Court.Fyne Court,Willows & WetlandsAlso some nice nature reserves on the levels :)
    Barrington Court.Fyne Court,Willows & WetlandsAlso some nice nature reserves on the levels :)
    Barrington Court.Fyne Court,Willows & WetlandsAlso some nice nature reserves on the levels :)
    Barrington Court.Fyne Court,Willows & WetlandsAlso some nice nature reserves on the levels :)
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  10. Sheal
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    Don't forget your clocks.....

    Listening to radio 2 I am sure I heard Patrick Kielty say its 10-10, when it was 9-10, I had a glance at the clock,
    Listening to radio 2 I am sure I heard Patrick Kielty say its 10-10, when it was 9-10, I had a glance at the clock,
    Listening to radio 2 I am sure I heard Patrick Kielty say its 10-10, when it was 9-10, I had a glance at the clock,
    Listening to radio 2 I am sure I heard Patrick Kielty say its 10-10, when it was 9-10, I had a glance at the clock,
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  11. clueless1
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    Sunderland Illuminations

    Yep, just to pretty the place up I think. And to attract people to the town to spend their money there I guess.
    Yep, just to pretty the place up I think. And to attract people to the town to spend their money there I guess.
    Yep, just to pretty the place up I think. And to attract people to the town to spend their money there I guess.
    Yep, just to pretty the place up I think. And to attract people to the town to spend their money there I guess.
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  12. clueless1

    Not sure what to make of this

    To be honest, the only thing plebgate affair is an example of is how to make something huge out of nothing at all. So someone called someone else a pleb. Petty, but hardly a world changing event....
    To be honest, the only thing plebgate affair is an example of is how to make something huge out of nothing at all. So someone called someone else a pleb. Petty, but hardly a world changing event. I've been called names that I can't possibly repeat on a family friendly forum, as I'm sure we all...
    To be honest, the only thing plebgate affair is an example of is how to make something huge out of nothing at all. So someone called someone else a pleb. Petty, but hardly a world changing event. I've been called names that I can't possibly...
    To be honest, the only thing plebgate affair is an example of is how to make something huge out of nothing at all. So someone called someone else a pleb. Petty, but hardly a world changing event....
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  13. rustyroots
    Agree x 3

    Cost of cinema.

    We have a weekly matinee at the local which is £3 and another with an orange deal which we go to as often as possible as I really like the flics - what with the shocking quality of most films...
    We have a weekly matinee at the local which is £3 and another with an orange deal which we go to as often as possible as I really like the flics - what with the shocking quality of most films screened it isn't as often as I'd like. Parking is free and I don't eat or drink in the cinema as it is...
    We have a weekly matinee at the local which is £3 and another with an orange deal which we go to as often as possible as I really like the flics - what with the shocking quality of most films screened it isn't as often as I'd like. Parking is...
    We have a weekly matinee at the local which is £3 and another with an orange deal which we go to as often as possible as I really like the flics - what with the shocking quality of most films...
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  14. clueless1
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    2 minutes walk from my office

    Caught a few more pics the other day. It was sunny and the water was completely still.
    Caught a few more pics the other day. It was sunny and the water was completely still.
    Caught a few more pics the other day. It was sunny and the water was completely still.
    Caught a few more pics the other day. It was sunny and the water was completely still.
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  15. clueless1

    What's happening to the US of A?

    Damn, turned out to be GC :doh:
    Damn, turned out to be GC :doh:
    Damn, turned out to be GC :doh:
    Damn, turned out to be GC :doh:
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  16. liliana

    Rooting gel versus powder.

    I have more success with powder.......my theory is that with the damp compost and the wet cutting(gell) ,they seem to rot more readily. Although successful cuttings are not my forte.........
    I have more success with powder.......my theory is that with the damp compost and the wet cutting(gell) ,they seem to rot more readily. Although successful cuttings are not my forte.........
    I have more success with powder.......my theory is that with the damp compost and the wet cutting(gell) ,they seem to rot more readily. Although successful cuttings are not my forte.........
    I have more success with powder.......my theory is that with the damp compost and the wet cutting(gell) ,they seem to rot more readily. Although successful cuttings are not my forte.........
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  17. clueless1
    Like x 4

    Small scale wind power

    "Turning human waste into biogas." I do that already!!!!! :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    "Turning human waste into biogas." I do that already!!!!! :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    "Turning human waste into biogas." I do that already!!!!! :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    "Turning human waste into biogas." I do that already!!!!! :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
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  18. Loofah

    'ing customers!

    I've known builders take down brickwork due to non-payments before.
    I've known builders take down brickwork due to non-payments before.
    I've known builders take down brickwork due to non-payments before.
    I've known builders take down brickwork due to non-payments before.
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  19. Phil A
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  20. Phil A

    Happy Birthday Axl

    40 is the new 30 ;):heehee:
    40 is the new 30 ;):heehee:
    40 is the new 30 ;):heehee:
    40 is the new 30 ;):heehee:
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