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  1. roders

    MUSIC ... what do you like?

    Been revisiting Odins Raven Magic again....................
    Been revisiting Odins Raven Magic again....................
    Been revisiting Odins Raven Magic again....................
    Been revisiting Odins Raven Magic again....................
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  2. Fat Controller

    They didn't quite think it through - again!

    "That's not surprising. They are the cause of most woe." Both types as far as I'm concerned :heehee: :love30:
    "That's not surprising. They are the cause of most woe." Both types as far as I'm concerned :heehee: :love30:
    "That's not surprising. They are the cause of most woe." Both types as far as I'm concerned :heehee: :love30:
    "That's not surprising. They are the cause of most woe." Both types as far as I'm concerned :heehee: :love30:
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  3. music

    Food Wastage.

    Not so strange Jack. Remember who Tesco is - they won;t be losing out at all. The punters will lose the offers and the producers will get screwed further, purely at the excuse 'times are tough'
    Not so strange Jack. Remember who Tesco is - they won;t be losing out at all. The punters will lose the offers and the producers will get screwed further, purely at the excuse 'times are tough'
    Not so strange Jack. Remember who Tesco is - they won;t be losing out at all. The punters will lose the offers and the producers will get screwed further, purely at the excuse 'times are tough'
    Not so strange Jack. Remember who Tesco is - they won;t be losing out at all. The punters will lose the offers and the producers will get screwed further, purely at the excuse 'times are tough'
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  4. Phil A
    Like x 4

    Lunar Eclipse - Live Feed

    To all those who missed it, this was a penumbral eclipse. The moon dips into the earths outer shadow or Penumbra. To the untrained eye you would hardly notice any difference as the moon just...
    To all those who missed it, this was a penumbral eclipse. The moon dips into the earths outer shadow or Penumbra. To the untrained eye you would hardly notice any difference as the moon just becomes slightly less bright. You do not get the 'bite' of the classic eclipse which only happens when...
    To all those who missed it, this was a penumbral eclipse. The moon dips into the earths outer shadow or Penumbra. To the untrained eye you would hardly notice any difference as the moon just becomes slightly less bright. You do not get the 'bite'...
    To all those who missed it, this was a penumbral eclipse. The moon dips into the earths outer shadow or Penumbra. To the untrained eye you would hardly notice any difference as the moon just...
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  5. Loofah

    well it's happened

    Everyone's entitled to their own perversions in their own home, Steve;) But aural warfare in public places, well, should be illegal:gaah:
    Everyone's entitled to their own perversions in their own home, Steve;) But aural warfare in public places, well, should be illegal:gaah:
    Everyone's entitled to their own perversions in their own home, Steve;) But aural warfare in public places, well, should be illegal:gaah:
    Everyone's entitled to their own perversions in their own home, Steve;) But aural warfare in public places, well, should be illegal:gaah:
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  6. Jiffy

    Copyrighting

    Thank you, Loofah, Palustris and FC for the info, I thought it had to be register though a solicitor etc, if it's that simple i will get on and do it :dbgrtmb:
    Thank you, Loofah, Palustris and FC for the info, I thought it had to be register though a solicitor etc, if it's that simple i will get on and do it :dbgrtmb:
    Thank you, Loofah, Palustris and FC for the info, I thought it had to be register though a solicitor etc, if it's that simple i will get on and do it :dbgrtmb:
    Thank you, Loofah, Palustris and FC for the info, I thought it had to be register though a solicitor etc, if it's that simple i will get on and do it :dbgrtmb:
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  7. Loofah

    Chambers of Commerce

    This is all very encouraging! From what I've learned it's a pretty active and large chambers and I cannot for the life of me see why I haven't looked at it before. It sounds like it's good for...
    This is all very encouraging! From what I've learned it's a pretty active and large chambers and I cannot for the life of me see why I haven't looked at it before. It sounds like it's good for local investment and good for me so win-win :)
    This is all very encouraging! From what I've learned it's a pretty active and large chambers and I cannot for the life of me see why I haven't looked at it before. It sounds like it's good for local investment and good for me so win-win :)
    This is all very encouraging! From what I've learned it's a pretty active and large chambers and I cannot for the life of me see why I haven't looked at it before. It sounds like it's good for...
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  8. Val..

    Can I paint a fan?

    FC, your landlord tales bring a smile to my face with the humour of being able to fully understand what you're on about.When I was renting, well where shall I start? Ok, just a couple of...
    FC, your landlord tales bring a smile to my face with the humour of being able to fully understand what you're on about.When I was renting, well where shall I start? Ok, just a couple of examples.After the boiler failed for the umpteenth time, the landlord finally decided it would be cheaper...
    FC, your landlord tales bring a smile to my face with the humour of being able to fully understand what you're on about.When I was renting, well where shall I start? Ok, just a couple of examples.After the boiler failed for the umpteenth...
    FC, your landlord tales bring a smile to my face with the humour of being able to fully understand what you're on about.When I was renting, well where shall I start? Ok, just a couple of...
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  10. Jenny namaste

    Happy Birthday Robajobs

    Happy Birthday and welcome back Rob :)
    Happy Birthday and welcome back Rob :)
    Happy Birthday and welcome back Rob :)
    Happy Birthday and welcome back Rob :)
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  11. Sheal

    Happy Birthday Lorea!

    :spinning: Happy Birthday :spinning:
    :spinning: Happy Birthday :spinning:
    :spinning: Happy Birthday :spinning:
    :spinning: Happy Birthday :spinning:
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  12. clueless1

    Cure imminent for thousands of years old ailment

    They can have the hairs that grow out of my ears and nose! :lunapic 130165696578242 5: Actually, hair loss is not a disease. :) As the chemical science can get a bit complicated it's easier to imagine that hair is a waste...
    They can have the hairs that grow out of my ears and nose! :lunapic 130165696578242 5: Actually, hair loss is not a disease. :) As the chemical science can get a bit complicated it's easier to imagine that hair is a waste product from the body. It's made up of 18 amino acids that get pushed up (excreted) from the body...
    They can have the hairs that grow out of my ears and nose! :lunapic 130165696578242 5: Actually, hair loss is not a disease. :) As the chemical science can get a bit complicated it's easier to imagine that hair is a waste product from the body. It's made up of 18 amino...
    They can have the hairs that grow out of my ears and nose! :lunapic 130165696578242 5: Actually, hair loss is not a disease. :) As the chemical science can get a bit complicated it's easier to imagine that hair is a waste...
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  13. Bilbo675
    Like x 5

    Anniversary Today

    :imphrt: Congratulations to Mr & Mrs Bilbo :imphrt:
    :imphrt: Congratulations to Mr & Mrs Bilbo :imphrt:
    :imphrt: Congratulations to Mr & Mrs Bilbo :imphrt:
    :imphrt: Congratulations to Mr & Mrs Bilbo :imphrt:
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  14. Jack McHammocklashing
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    How times change

    They just need to build the Nuclear power stations out of Japanese Oak LIKE the arches Nagasaki 1945 Osutchi 2011 Jack McH
    They just need to build the Nuclear power stations out of Japanese Oak LIKE the arches Nagasaki 1945 Osutchi 2011 Jack McH
    They just need to build the Nuclear power stations out of Japanese Oak LIKE the arches Nagasaki 1945 Osutchi 2011 Jack McH
    They just need to build the Nuclear power stations out of Japanese Oak LIKE the arches Nagasaki 1945 Osutchi 2011 Jack McH
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  15. Phil A

    If you're going to be a criminal idiot, don't let your mates film it.

    This should happen to his car
    This should happen to his car
    This should happen to his car
    This should happen to his car
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  16. clueless1

    Raining diamonds

    We can dream Music, we can dream! :biggrin:
    We can dream Music, we can dream! :biggrin:
    We can dream Music, we can dream! :biggrin:
    We can dream Music, we can dream! :biggrin:
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  17. redstar

    Junk????

    True as far as build and looks go, but it may have 100 times the functionality of the old stuff, in the case of electronics. If it's a jumper, well, it's a jumper, and the worsening of quality is...
    True as far as build and looks go, but it may have 100 times the functionality of the old stuff, in the case of electronics. If it's a jumper, well, it's a jumper, and the worsening of quality is plain to see.
    True as far as build and looks go, but it may have 100 times the functionality of the old stuff, in the case of electronics. If it's a jumper, well, it's a jumper, and the worsening of quality is plain to see.
    True as far as build and looks go, but it may have 100 times the functionality of the old stuff, in the case of electronics. If it's a jumper, well, it's a jumper, and the worsening of quality is...
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  18. Loofah

    Glue removal

    You can still buy acetone online, just not in nail varnish remover!!!!! :dunno::doh:Val
    You can still buy acetone online, just not in nail varnish remover!!!!! :dunno::doh:Val
    You can still buy acetone online, just not in nail varnish remover!!!!! :dunno::doh:Val
    You can still buy acetone online, just not in nail varnish remover!!!!! :dunno::doh:Val
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  19. Val..
    Funny x 8

    Daft modern cars

    Ouch! Not the kind of bill you'd expect from such a low mileage car!In some respects, Skoda would have been better off in the reliability stakes if they hadn't had the 2.0TDI foisted upon them...
    Ouch! Not the kind of bill you'd expect from such a low mileage car!In some respects, Skoda would have been better off in the reliability stakes if they hadn't had the 2.0TDI foisted upon them by VW; as you are no doubt aware, the 1.9 unit was pretty unburstable.When I was looking round...
    Ouch! Not the kind of bill you'd expect from such a low mileage car!In some respects, Skoda would have been better off in the reliability stakes if they hadn't had the 2.0TDI foisted upon them by VW; as you are no doubt aware, the 1.9 unit...
    Ouch! Not the kind of bill you'd expect from such a low mileage car!In some respects, Skoda would have been better off in the reliability stakes if they hadn't had the 2.0TDI foisted upon them...
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  20. Phil A
    Funny x 10

    Student Survey

    I'm a mature student, studying to become a locksmith. How mature? I wondered if you would be so kind as to complete a small survey on consumer and daily habits. I'm a naturally kind hearted soul :)...
    I'm a mature student, studying to become a locksmith. How mature? I wondered if you would be so kind as to complete a small survey on consumer and daily habits. I'm a naturally kind hearted soul :) Part one, home security. 1. Do your external door locks conform to B.S. 3621? Is that a Bull Sh!t...
    I'm a mature student, studying to become a locksmith. How mature? I wondered if you would be so kind as to complete a small survey on consumer and daily habits. I'm a naturally kind hearted soul :) Part one, home security. 1. Do your external door...
    I'm a mature student, studying to become a locksmith. How mature? I wondered if you would be so kind as to complete a small survey on consumer and daily habits. I'm a naturally kind hearted soul :)...
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