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  1. mowgley

    Time on your hands

    I've heard about him before, pretty incredible that one man makes every single part. I would love one but wouldn't wear one whilst gardening!
    I've heard about him before, pretty incredible that one man makes every single part. I would love one but wouldn't wear one whilst gardening!
    I've heard about him before, pretty incredible that one man makes every single part. I would love one but wouldn't wear one whilst gardening!
    I've heard about him before, pretty incredible that one man makes every single part. I would love one but wouldn't wear one whilst gardening!
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  2. Val..
    Like x 5

    Baby pandas born!!!

    There's no room for animals anymore, humans need it all!!!!!!!! :mad:Val
    There's no room for animals anymore, humans need it all!!!!!!!! :mad:Val
    There's no room for animals anymore, humans need it all!!!!!!!! :mad:Val
    There's no room for animals anymore, humans need it all!!!!!!!! :mad:Val
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  3. clueless1

    Some science (with Brian Cox) is coming on now

    Professor Bri is coming on again.
    Professor Bri is coming on again.
    Professor Bri is coming on again.
    Professor Bri is coming on again.
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  4. "M"
    Friendly x 3

    One down: one to go! (Bruised heart nonetheless).

    Well it sounds like they're getting to grips with things already "M", including the electric cooker. :heehee: One day at a time for you "M", don't touch their rooms just yet, give it a few weeks unless...
    Well it sounds like they're getting to grips with things already "M", including the electric cooker. :heehee: One day at a time for you "M", don't touch their rooms just yet, give it a few weeks unless you suspect there is something 'growing' in there that shouldn't be, a forgotten sarny etc.! :biggrin: ...
    Well it sounds like they're getting to grips with things already "M", including the electric cooker. :heehee: One day at a time for you "M", don't touch their rooms just yet, give it a few weeks unless you suspect there is something 'growing' in there...
    Well it sounds like they're getting to grips with things already "M", including the electric cooker. :heehee: One day at a time for you "M", don't touch their rooms just yet, give it a few weeks unless...
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  5. liliana

    Ronnie Corbett doggie programme

    That's an insult to even BBC3....put it on the Fox News Channel.:snork:
    That's an insult to even BBC3....put it on the Fox News Channel.:snork:
    That's an insult to even BBC3....put it on the Fox News Channel.:snork:
    That's an insult to even BBC3....put it on the Fox News Channel.:snork:
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  6. Jenny namaste

    Advice on protection of a heater surface please

    Sorry I haven't posted back earlier Jenny, but I see that you have been well looked after anyway :) I can only agree with the sentiments above, and would be very reluctant to put anything directly...
    Sorry I haven't posted back earlier Jenny, but I see that you have been well looked after anyway :) I can only agree with the sentiments above, and would be very reluctant to put anything directly onto the heater itself, not least because of the risks of causing some sort of failure with the...
    Sorry I haven't posted back earlier Jenny, but I see that you have been well looked after anyway :) I can only agree with the sentiments above, and would be very reluctant to put anything directly onto the heater itself, not least because of the...
    Sorry I haven't posted back earlier Jenny, but I see that you have been well looked after anyway :) I can only agree with the sentiments above, and would be very reluctant to put anything directly...
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  7. Scrungee

    Ironmongery ID required

    My best guess it that they're the keeps from something like shutter latches, and the pivoting bit is to stop somebody inserting a thin blade between the shutters and slipping the latch.
    My best guess it that they're the keeps from something like shutter latches, and the pivoting bit is to stop somebody inserting a thin blade between the shutters and slipping the latch.
    My best guess it that they're the keeps from something like shutter latches, and the pivoting bit is to stop somebody inserting a thin blade between the shutters and slipping the latch.
    My best guess it that they're the keeps from something like shutter latches, and the pivoting bit is to stop somebody inserting a thin blade between the shutters and slipping the latch.
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  8. ARMANDII

    SORRY BUT I STILL DON'T GET IT!

    Yup :)Several such Sniping Software Suppliers out there ... Gixen is free, although you can subscribe for some extra goodies - such as it placing simultaneous (i.e. last minute) bids from servers...
    Yup :)Several such Sniping Software Suppliers out there ... Gixen is free, although you can subscribe for some extra goodies - such as it placing simultaneous (i.e. last minute) bids from servers on opposite sides of the world in case one is down.
    Yup :)Several such Sniping Software Suppliers out there ... Gixen is free, although you can subscribe for some extra goodies - such as it placing simultaneous (i.e. last minute) bids from servers on opposite sides of the world in case one is down.
    Yup :)Several such Sniping Software Suppliers out there ... Gixen is free, although you can subscribe for some extra goodies - such as it placing simultaneous (i.e. last minute) bids from servers...
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  9. clueless1

    Army redundancies and recruitment

    I left the R.A.F. in 1995 after 11 years after being made redundant, I was then on reserve for 6 years. 6 months later they were looking to recruit people again. Madness
    I left the R.A.F. in 1995 after 11 years after being made redundant, I was then on reserve for 6 years. 6 months later they were looking to recruit people again. Madness
    I left the R.A.F. in 1995 after 11 years after being made redundant, I was then on reserve for 6 years. 6 months later they were looking to recruit people again. Madness
    I left the R.A.F. in 1995 after 11 years after being made redundant, I was then on reserve for 6 years. 6 months later they were looking to recruit people again. Madness
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  10. shiney
    Funny x 8

    ATTENTION - Aliens are coming but you're safe!!!!

    My wife is an alien. She finds me good looking and sexy. Says it all really.
    My wife is an alien. She finds me good looking and sexy. Says it all really.
    My wife is an alien. She finds me good looking and sexy. Says it all really.
    My wife is an alien. She finds me good looking and sexy. Says it all really.
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  11. clueless1

    H Bomb dropped over the USA

    So good they made it twice - I've just had a search around on Lovefilm and found a version made in 1963
    So good they made it twice - I've just had a search around on Lovefilm and found a version made in 1963
    So good they made it twice - I've just had a search around on Lovefilm and found a version made in 1963
    So good they made it twice - I've just had a search around on Lovefilm and found a version made in 1963
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  12. shiney
    Funny x 5

    Problems With An Automatic Car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Your Sunday laugh! :snork:
    Your Sunday laugh! :snork:
    Your Sunday laugh! :snork:
    Your Sunday laugh! :snork:
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  13. kevinm

    Dumbing Down

    Most programmes on television now are devised for those that aren't capable of putting their brains to better use, which is why mine was shown the door nearly three years ago!
    Most programmes on television now are devised for those that aren't capable of putting their brains to better use, which is why mine was shown the door nearly three years ago!
    Most programmes on television now are devised for those that aren't capable of putting their brains to better use, which is why mine was shown the door nearly three years ago!
    Most programmes on television now are devised for those that aren't capable of putting their brains to better use, which is why mine was shown the door nearly three years ago!
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  14. shiney

    Saw An Unusual Car The Other Day!

    Thanks, everyone, for your suggestions. :blue thumb: It seems as though it would have to have been a hand built car :scratch:
    Thanks, everyone, for your suggestions. :blue thumb: It seems as though it would have to have been a hand built car :scratch:
    Thanks, everyone, for your suggestions. :blue thumb: It seems as though it would have to have been a hand built car :scratch:
    Thanks, everyone, for your suggestions. :blue thumb: It seems as though it would have to have been a hand built car :scratch:
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  15. mrtibbs

    log burner.

    When I was a kid we had an open fire and often burnt logs, although we used coal as well. Had the chimney swept once a year, whether it needed it or not.:)
    When I was a kid we had an open fire and often burnt logs, although we used coal as well. Had the chimney swept once a year, whether it needed it or not.:)
    When I was a kid we had an open fire and often burnt logs, although we used coal as well. Had the chimney swept once a year, whether it needed it or not.:)
    When I was a kid we had an open fire and often burnt logs, although we used coal as well. Had the chimney swept once a year, whether it needed it or not.:)
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  16. Fat Controller

    Efficient use of central heating

    Its the more dense members in the building, of course :)
    Its the more dense members in the building, of course :)
    Its the more dense members in the building, of course :)
    Its the more dense members in the building, of course :)
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  17. Loofah

    A bit chilly here

    Stop malingering lol [get better soon]New boiler is working like a charm, hot water coming through much faster than the old boiler managed and the heating is, well heating. V quiet too which is...
    Stop malingering lol [get better soon]New boiler is working like a charm, hot water coming through much faster than the old boiler managed and the heating is, well heating. V quiet too which is nice :) As people aften ask 'how much to install a boiler?' this was a touch over 2k and I'm Surrey! I...
    Stop malingering lol [get better soon]New boiler is working like a charm, hot water coming through much faster than the old boiler managed and the heating is, well heating. V quiet too which is nice :) As people aften ask 'how much to install a...
    Stop malingering lol [get better soon]New boiler is working like a charm, hot water coming through much faster than the old boiler managed and the heating is, well heating. V quiet too which is...
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  18. mowgley

    Its gone!

    Good find. I think this video also puts us into some kind d of perspective
    Good find. I think this video also puts us into some kind d of perspective
    Good find. I think this video also puts us into some kind d of perspective
    Good find. I think this video also puts us into some kind d of perspective
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  19. Victoria

    The John Denver Story

    He was a great performer. :blue thumb: Really enjoyed his TV series 40 years ago. :dbgrtmb:
    He was a great performer. :blue thumb: Really enjoyed his TV series 40 years ago. :dbgrtmb:
    He was a great performer. :blue thumb: Really enjoyed his TV series 40 years ago. :dbgrtmb:
    He was a great performer. :blue thumb: Really enjoyed his TV series 40 years ago. :dbgrtmb:
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  20. Phil A

    Don't Leave the Gas on

    You never know who some one will be one day :dbgrtmb:
    You never know who some one will be one day :dbgrtmb:
    You never know who some one will be one day :dbgrtmb:
    You never know who some one will be one day :dbgrtmb:
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