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  1. "M"
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    Supermarket: "Scan and Shop"

    No they are not accurate, if the barcodes are oily or bent they can miss read, i once worked in a warehouse and all pallets in and out that to be scaned, we had to unload 50/60 artic loads a day...
    No they are not accurate, if the barcodes are oily or bent they can miss read, i once worked in a warehouse and all pallets in and out that to be scaned, we had to unload 50/60 artic loads a day and the same went out, it was not nice when your loading a trailor a you find pallets that will not...
    No they are not accurate, if the barcodes are oily or bent they can miss read, i once worked in a warehouse and all pallets in and out that to be scaned, we had to unload 50/60 artic loads a day and the same went out, it was not nice when your...
    No they are not accurate, if the barcodes are oily or bent they can miss read, i once worked in a warehouse and all pallets in and out that to be scaned, we had to unload 50/60 artic loads a day...
    "M", Sep 16, 2013 ... 2
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    Jiffy
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  2. Jenny namaste

    Happy Birthday Daisies

    Oh my - and there was me thinking hardly any of you knew me any more! :ThankYou:
    Oh my - and there was me thinking hardly any of you knew me any more! :ThankYou:
    Oh my - and there was me thinking hardly any of you knew me any more! :ThankYou:
    Oh my - and there was me thinking hardly any of you knew me any more! :ThankYou:
    Jenny namaste, Sep 17, 2013 ... 2
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    Daisies
    Sep 17, 2013
  3. Robajobs

    Holidays 2013

    Thanks, Esther :blue thumb: The Lake District is a beautiful place. There are scenes like that all over the area.
    Thanks, Esther :blue thumb: The Lake District is a beautiful place. There are scenes like that all over the area.
    Thanks, Esther :blue thumb: The Lake District is a beautiful place. There are scenes like that all over the area.
    Thanks, Esther :blue thumb: The Lake District is a beautiful place. There are scenes like that all over the area.
    Robajobs, Nov 14, 2012 ... 5 6 7
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    shiney
    Sep 17, 2013
  4. The Wizard

    It's started already

    Can't come soon enough for me, ridiculous that they are still on sale to the general public!! :old:
    Can't come soon enough for me, ridiculous that they are still on sale to the general public!! :old:
    Can't come soon enough for me, ridiculous that they are still on sale to the general public!! :old:
    Can't come soon enough for me, ridiculous that they are still on sale to the general public!! :old:
    The Wizard, Sep 16, 2013
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  5. clueless1
    Like x 3

    £3.24

    My dad's next door neighbour has said I can have as many apples as I like off their tree but they're cooking apples. I wanted to make some home made cider but not sure what cooking apples will...
    My dad's next door neighbour has said I can have as many apples as I like off their tree but they're cooking apples. I wanted to make some home made cider but not sure what cooking apples will taste like.
    My dad's next door neighbour has said I can have as many apples as I like off their tree but they're cooking apples. I wanted to make some home made cider but not sure what cooking apples will taste like.
    My dad's next door neighbour has said I can have as many apples as I like off their tree but they're cooking apples. I wanted to make some home made cider but not sure what cooking apples will...
    clueless1, Sep 15, 2013
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    The Wizard
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  6. shiney

    Light Classical, The Typewriter - nicely done!

    Too early for me chaps! My mom and pop were just enjoying practising making babees then.
    Too early for me chaps! My mom and pop were just enjoying practising making babees then.
    Too early for me chaps! My mom and pop were just enjoying practising making babees then.
    Too early for me chaps! My mom and pop were just enjoying practising making babees then.
    shiney, Sep 15, 2013
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    al n
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  7. sal73
    Agree x 3

    Mobbed at Tesco

    re the person in the video that bought about 10 bags of limp salad, probably 10p a bag lets say, so maybe he spent a quid on limp salad.If its rocket, he could grow his own for next to nowt, and...
    re the person in the video that bought about 10 bags of limp salad, probably 10p a bag lets say, so maybe he spent a quid on limp salad.If its rocket, he could grow his own for next to nowt, and it will be fresh.Regardless of what it is, a quid buys you more salad than he got, if you go to...
    re the person in the video that bought about 10 bags of limp salad, probably 10p a bag lets say, so maybe he spent a quid on limp salad.If its rocket, he could grow his own for next to nowt, and it will be fresh.Regardless of what it is, a...
    re the person in the video that bought about 10 bags of limp salad, probably 10p a bag lets say, so maybe he spent a quid on limp salad.If its rocket, he could grow his own for next to nowt, and...
    sal73, Sep 11, 2013 ... 5 6 7
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  8. nFrost

    Food Blenders

    Only blender I have is a Bosch hand/stick blender which I've had for many years and is excellent and does everything I need with ease (like the fact you can blend something e.g. soups, sauces...
    Only blender I have is a Bosch hand/stick blender which I've had for many years and is excellent and does everything I need with ease (like the fact you can blend something e.g. soups, sauces straight in the saucepan), but not sure if it would fully suit your needs. Easy to use, store and...
    Only blender I have is a Bosch hand/stick blender which I've had for many years and is excellent and does everything I need with ease (like the fact you can blend something e.g. soups, sauces straight in the saucepan), but not sure if it would...
    Only blender I have is a Bosch hand/stick blender which I've had for many years and is excellent and does everything I need with ease (like the fact you can blend something e.g. soups, sauces...
    nFrost, Sep 16, 2013
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    Gay Gardener
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  9. clueless1

    Friday 13th

    tell the truth Kandy!...you pushed him didn't you! :th scifD36: :nonofinger::rofllol:
    tell the truth Kandy!...you pushed him didn't you! :th scifD36: :nonofinger::rofllol:
    tell the truth Kandy!...you pushed him didn't you! :th scifD36: :nonofinger::rofllol:
    tell the truth Kandy!...you pushed him didn't you! :th scifD36: :nonofinger::rofllol:
    clueless1, Sep 13, 2013 ... 2
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    honeybunny
    Sep 16, 2013
  10. Lolimac

    Happy Birthday Zigs...

    Happy Belated Birthday Zigs :)
    Happy Belated Birthday Zigs :)
    Happy Belated Birthday Zigs :)
    Happy Belated Birthday Zigs :)
    Lolimac, Sep 11, 2013 ... 2 3 4
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    JWK
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  11. Phil A

    Happy Birthday Loli

    Sorry I'm late to Loli, hope you had a great birthday :):hpybtd:
    Sorry I'm late to Loli, hope you had a great birthday :):hpybtd:
    Sorry I'm late to Loli, hope you had a great birthday :):hpybtd:
    Sorry I'm late to Loli, hope you had a great birthday :):hpybtd:
    Phil A, Sep 10, 2013 ... 2 3
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    simbad
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  12. ARMANDII

    PLASTIC POUND

    Shhh, Scrungee, don't tell everyone! :nonofinger: I don't want anyone else making up their fivers the same way that I do. :hate-shocked:
    Shhh, Scrungee, don't tell everyone! :nonofinger: I don't want anyone else making up their fivers the same way that I do. :hate-shocked:
    Shhh, Scrungee, don't tell everyone! :nonofinger: I don't want anyone else making up their fivers the same way that I do. :hate-shocked:
    Shhh, Scrungee, don't tell everyone! :nonofinger: I don't want anyone else making up their fivers the same way that I do. :hate-shocked:
    ARMANDII, Sep 13, 2013 ... 2
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    shiney
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  13. miraflores

    “National March Against the Badger Cull” in London on 1 June

    Sounds like they're friendly then :snork:
    Sounds like they're friendly then :snork:
    Sounds like they're friendly then :snork:
    Sounds like they're friendly then :snork:
    miraflores, May 31, 2013 ... 2
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    Jiffy
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  14. clueless1

    How do you X-Ray the world?

    Easy. Just measure how cosmic rays are affected as they pass through the earth:)Clever people these scientists sorts.
    Easy. Just measure how cosmic rays are affected as they pass through the earth:)Clever people these scientists sorts.
    Easy. Just measure how cosmic rays are affected as they pass through the earth:)Clever people these scientists sorts.
    Easy. Just measure how cosmic rays are affected as they pass through the earth:)Clever people these scientists sorts.
    clueless1, Sep 14, 2013
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  15. Phil A

    R.I.P. Ray Dolby

    A true genius - RIP :cry3:
    A true genius - RIP :cry3:
    A true genius - RIP :cry3:
    A true genius - RIP :cry3:
    Phil A, Sep 13, 2013
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    Fat Controller
    Sep 13, 2013
  16. "M"
    Like x 8

    The last outing.

    Ahhh, a lovely offer FC. :) Although I miss my two younger ones my elder daughter is still here with my grandchildren, they are probably about the same age as your youngster and they keep me on my...
    Ahhh, a lovely offer FC. :) Although I miss my two younger ones my elder daughter is still here with my grandchildren, they are probably about the same age as your youngster and they keep me on my toes. :biggrin:
    Ahhh, a lovely offer FC. :) Although I miss my two younger ones my elder daughter is still here with my grandchildren, they are probably about the same age as your youngster and they keep me on my toes. :biggrin:
    Ahhh, a lovely offer FC. :) Although I miss my two younger ones my elder daughter is still here with my grandchildren, they are probably about the same age as your youngster and they keep me on my...
    "M", Sep 7, 2013
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    Sheal
    Sep 12, 2013
  17. clueless1

    The thermometer says 20'C

    :doggieshmooze:
    :doggieshmooze:
    :doggieshmooze:
    :doggieshmooze:
    clueless1, Sep 11, 2013 ... 2
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    Jenny namaste
    Sep 12, 2013
  18. clueless1

    Non-news day in Lincolnshire

    Here we go:)
    Here we go:)
    Here we go:)
    Here we go:)
    clueless1, Sep 12, 2013
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    clueless1
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  19. clueless1

    LPG

    Would starting from cold still be an issue if she was dual fuel? Its my understanding that the computer decides whether to feed the engine LPG or petrol based on a number of considerations. That...
    Would starting from cold still be an issue if she was dual fuel? Its my understanding that the computer decides whether to feed the engine LPG or petrol based on a number of considerations. That being the case, wouldn't the LPG people program the ECUs to use petrol when the engine is...
    Would starting from cold still be an issue if she was dual fuel? Its my understanding that the computer decides whether to feed the engine LPG or petrol based on a number of considerations. That being the case, wouldn't the LPG people program the...
    Would starting from cold still be an issue if she was dual fuel? Its my understanding that the computer decides whether to feed the engine LPG or petrol based on a number of considerations. That...
    clueless1, Sep 11, 2013
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    clueless1
    Sep 12, 2013
  20. mrtibbs
    Funny x 3

    English football

    ....because how does anyone motivate a team of millionaires??
    ....because how does anyone motivate a team of millionaires??
    ....because how does anyone motivate a team of millionaires??
    ....because how does anyone motivate a team of millionaires??
    mrtibbs, Sep 10, 2013
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    Fern4
    Sep 12, 2013
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