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  1. Bilbo675
    Like x 13

    Had A Great Few Days Away

    Fabulous pictures! Isn't it wonderful to get away for a few days to recharge the batteries; glad a lovely time was had by all
    Fabulous pictures! Isn't it wonderful to get away for a few days to recharge the batteries; glad a lovely time was had by all
    Fabulous pictures! Isn't it wonderful to get away for a few days to recharge the batteries; glad a lovely time was had by all
    Fabulous pictures! Isn't it wonderful to get away for a few days to recharge the batteries; glad a lovely time was had by all
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  2. miraflores
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    some happy cows...

    Yes, but with more emphasis on the quality!! :old:Val
    Yes, but with more emphasis on the quality!! :old:Val
    Yes, but with more emphasis on the quality!! :old:Val
    Yes, but with more emphasis on the quality!! :old:Val
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  3. Phil A

    Propper lashed up

    So sad what alcohol can do.. Goodness how the 8 times over woman could even move or be conscious.. I am glad she was caught..!
    So sad what alcohol can do.. Goodness how the 8 times over woman could even move or be conscious.. I am glad she was caught..!
    So sad what alcohol can do.. Goodness how the 8 times over woman could even move or be conscious.. I am glad she was caught..!
    So sad what alcohol can do.. Goodness how the 8 times over woman could even move or be conscious.. I am glad she was caught..!
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  4. Val..
    Like x 3

    Very funny & very cute!!!

    brilliant Val :thumbsup: we've got one of them....if it fits Snoop sits lol:rofllol:
    brilliant Val :thumbsup: we've got one of them....if it fits Snoop sits lol:rofllol:
    brilliant Val :thumbsup: we've got one of them....if it fits Snoop sits lol:rofllol:
    brilliant Val :thumbsup: we've got one of them....if it fits Snoop sits lol:rofllol:
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  5. Phil A
    Funny x 4

    America will be bust by October

    My understanding is that there's not enough cash in existence to pay off all the debts.
    My understanding is that there's not enough cash in existence to pay off all the debts.
    My understanding is that there's not enough cash in existence to pay off all the debts.
    My understanding is that there's not enough cash in existence to pay off all the debts.
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  6. miraflores

    how to scare a few dogs off...

    That is one big rat!!!!!!! :yikes: sad that the animal was carrying young though!!Val
    That is one big rat!!!!!!! :yikes: sad that the animal was carrying young though!!Val
    That is one big rat!!!!!!! :yikes: sad that the animal was carrying young though!!Val
    That is one big rat!!!!!!! :yikes: sad that the animal was carrying young though!!Val
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  7. Fat Controller

    Numbness of finger tip?

    Agreed. It did that for me, with my left leg & foot
    Agreed. It did that for me, with my left leg & foot
    Agreed. It did that for me, with my left leg & foot
    Agreed. It did that for me, with my left leg & foot
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  8. Phil A

    Drinking Yoghurt

    Yep, all good :)
    Yep, all good :)
    Yep, all good :)
    Yep, all good :)
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  9. Jenny namaste

    NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH

    surprisingly the worst to clean off was Hedgehog poo! who knew? :scratch: it sorta clung onto his coat & wouldn't budge:eeew:& for the REAL ewww factor....it had loads of beetle shells in it!:oops: :eeew:
    surprisingly the worst to clean off was Hedgehog poo! who knew? :scratch: it sorta clung onto his coat & wouldn't budge:eeew:& for the REAL ewww factor....it had loads of beetle shells in it!:oops: :eeew:
    surprisingly the worst to clean off was Hedgehog poo! who knew? :scratch: it sorta clung onto his coat & wouldn't budge:eeew:& for the REAL ewww factor....it had loads of beetle shells in it!:oops: :eeew:
    surprisingly the worst to clean off was Hedgehog poo! who knew? :scratch: it sorta clung onto his coat & wouldn't budge:eeew:& for the REAL ewww factor....it had loads of beetle shells in it!:oops: :eeew:
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  10. roders

    Nuisance tel. call.

    Being registered with the TPS does help but is useless for calls from abroad or for any companies that ignore the rules. Ringing it is not recommended but will not connect, anyway, for...
    Being registered with the TPS does help but is useless for calls from abroad or for any companies that ignore the rules. Ringing it is not recommended but will not connect, anyway, for non-numbers like this. It's not possible for any call to be charged at more than £1.50 per minute (which is...
    Being registered with the TPS does help but is useless for calls from abroad or for any companies that ignore the rules. Ringing it is not recommended but will not connect, anyway, for non-numbers like this. It's not possible for any call to be...
    Being registered with the TPS does help but is useless for calls from abroad or for any companies that ignore the rules. Ringing it is not recommended but will not connect, anyway, for...
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  11. Allan Hodgson

    Dog Barking at half 1am !!

    I think you're right Victoria. My dogs in the past have never been allowed to do this, they always responded to the words 'No!' and 'Inside!' People are to irresponsible and lazy to train their...
    I think you're right Victoria. My dogs in the past have never been allowed to do this, they always responded to the words 'No!' and 'Inside!' People are to irresponsible and lazy to train their animals now, it makes me furious!
    I think you're right Victoria. My dogs in the past have never been allowed to do this, they always responded to the words 'No!' and 'Inside!' People are to irresponsible and lazy to train their animals now, it makes me furious!
    I think you're right Victoria. My dogs in the past have never been allowed to do this, they always responded to the words 'No!' and 'Inside!' People are to irresponsible and lazy to train their...
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  12. Kandy

    Happy Birthday Gogs

    :spinning: Sorry I am late, best wishes from me Gogs.........xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.
    :spinning: Sorry I am late, best wishes from me Gogs.........xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.
    :spinning: Sorry I am late, best wishes from me Gogs.........xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.
    :spinning: Sorry I am late, best wishes from me Gogs.........xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.
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  13. catztail
    Like x 8

    Busy, busy, busy

    :yahoo:Fantastic Catz:yay: well done:thumbsup: and great to 'see' you....
    :yahoo:Fantastic Catz:yay: well done:thumbsup: and great to 'see' you....
    :yahoo:Fantastic Catz:yay: well done:thumbsup: and great to 'see' you....
    :yahoo:Fantastic Catz:yay: well done:thumbsup: and great to 'see' you....
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  14. Jenny namaste
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    Things to do on a rainy day

    looks absolutely delicious Jenny, & i'll be sure to give your recipe a go :thumbsup:
    looks absolutely delicious Jenny, & i'll be sure to give your recipe a go :thumbsup:
    looks absolutely delicious Jenny, & i'll be sure to give your recipe a go :thumbsup:
    looks absolutely delicious Jenny, & i'll be sure to give your recipe a go :thumbsup:
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  15. Scrungee

    Ebay down worldwide

    It appears as if half the reports ever of ebay being down were made yesterday
    It appears as if half the reports ever of ebay being down were made yesterday
    It appears as if half the reports ever of ebay being down were made yesterday
    It appears as if half the reports ever of ebay being down were made yesterday
    ebaycom.png ebaycouk.png ebay down.png
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  16. clueless1

    Another reason to tackle the snails

    I've just realised they're saying the top speed of a snail has been identified at 1 meter per hour. Sorry scientists but that's wrong. I've seen them move much faster than that.As an aside, its...
    I've just realised they're saying the top speed of a snail has been identified at 1 meter per hour. Sorry scientists but that's wrong. I've seen them move much faster than that.As an aside, its just been on the TV news. I wasn't really listening but I heard him say "you'll probably be alright,...
    I've just realised they're saying the top speed of a snail has been identified at 1 meter per hour. Sorry scientists but that's wrong. I've seen them move much faster than that.As an aside, its just been on the TV news. I wasn't really...
    I've just realised they're saying the top speed of a snail has been identified at 1 meter per hour. Sorry scientists but that's wrong. I've seen them move much faster than that.As an aside, its...
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  17. miraflores

    dear espresso...

    It IS Victoria Beckham!!!!!! :heehee:Val
    It IS Victoria Beckham!!!!!! :heehee:Val
    It IS Victoria Beckham!!!!!! :heehee:Val
    It IS Victoria Beckham!!!!!! :heehee:Val
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  18. Loofah
    Like x 8

    Time's up

    :th scifD36: Searching.......beans thread?!
    :th scifD36: Searching.......beans thread?!
    :th scifD36: Searching.......beans thread?!
    :th scifD36: Searching.......beans thread?!
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  19. Victoria
    Like x 4

    When needs must ...

    good that nobody was in the pool, he/she would be in fire by now...
    good that nobody was in the pool, he/she would be in fire by now...
    good that nobody was in the pool, he/she would be in fire by now...
    good that nobody was in the pool, he/she would be in fire by now...
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  20. clueless1

    Boredom - Ideas please

    Excellent! :yay: The time will fly by: before you know it, your lad will be 6yo and he'll totally love that he is doing something grown up like his Dad :dbgrtmb:
    Excellent! :yay: The time will fly by: before you know it, your lad will be 6yo and he'll totally love that he is doing something grown up like his Dad :dbgrtmb:
    Excellent! :yay: The time will fly by: before you know it, your lad will be 6yo and he'll totally love that he is doing something grown up like his Dad :dbgrtmb:
    Excellent! :yay: The time will fly by: before you know it, your lad will be 6yo and he'll totally love that he is doing something grown up like his Dad :dbgrtmb:
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