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  1. Fat Controller

    How does this sound for a bit of a mash up?

    :old: Oops! Thanks @"M"
    :old: Oops! Thanks @"M"
    :old: Oops! Thanks @"M"
    :old: Oops! Thanks @"M"
    Fat Controller, Aug 6, 2013 ... 3 4 5
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    Fat Controller
    Aug 8, 2013
  2. Jack McHammocklashing
    Friendly x 4

    Car Grief

    What a nasty experience!! but thankfully the insurance will cover it.
    What a nasty experience!! but thankfully the insurance will cover it.
    What a nasty experience!! but thankfully the insurance will cover it.
    What a nasty experience!! but thankfully the insurance will cover it.
    Jack McHammocklashing, Aug 5, 2013 ... 2
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    miraflores
    Aug 8, 2013
  3. Phil A
    Like x 6

    Radio Woo Woo

    Harry, not quite :snork:. He sounded as though his mouth was full of boiled sweets and I don't eat sweets :heehee: Most of the time I speak with a typical London/middle England accent unless I'm amongst...
    Harry, not quite :snork:. He sounded as though his mouth was full of boiled sweets and I don't eat sweets :heehee: Most of the time I speak with a typical London/middle England accent unless I'm amongst Cockneys in the East End. Then my reasonably authentic Cockney accent creeps out from where it's been...
    Harry, not quite :snork:. He sounded as though his mouth was full of boiled sweets and I don't eat sweets :heehee: Most of the time I speak with a typical London/middle England accent unless I'm amongst Cockneys in the East End. Then my reasonably authentic...
    Harry, not quite :snork:. He sounded as though his mouth was full of boiled sweets and I don't eat sweets :heehee: Most of the time I speak with a typical London/middle England accent unless I'm amongst...
    Phil A, Aug 5, 2013 ... 2
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    shiney
    Aug 8, 2013
  4. clueless1

    Alien life on Teesside

    Here in the Teesside region, we have one of the deepest mines in Europe. At Boulby mine, they mine potash and salt, but the scientists have been interested for quite some time. They've been down...
    Here in the Teesside region, we have one of the deepest mines in Europe. At Boulby mine, they mine potash and salt, but the scientists have been interested for quite some time. They've been down there looking for dark matter.Now it seems they're interested in the lifeforms that they find...
    Here in the Teesside region, we have one of the deepest mines in Europe. At Boulby mine, they mine potash and salt, but the scientists have been interested for quite some time. They've been down there looking for dark matter.Now it seems...
    Here in the Teesside region, we have one of the deepest mines in Europe. At Boulby mine, they mine potash and salt, but the scientists have been interested for quite some time. They've been down...
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  5. Fat Controller

    Such a shame

    On the money side: maybe he drank/squandered/gambled it all? :dunno: On the friends side of it: who is qualified to say (let alone notice) the line where it becomes "that far"? :dunno: Drinking initially...
    On the money side: maybe he drank/squandered/gambled it all? :dunno: On the friends side of it: who is qualified to say (let alone notice) the line where it becomes "that far"? :dunno: Drinking initially is a social thing; a celebratory thing; a "club" thing. And is socially acceptable. Alcohol...
    On the money side: maybe he drank/squandered/gambled it all? :dunno: On the friends side of it: who is qualified to say (let alone notice) the line where it becomes "that far"? :dunno: Drinking initially is a social thing; a celebratory thing; a...
    On the money side: maybe he drank/squandered/gambled it all? :dunno: On the friends side of it: who is qualified to say (let alone notice) the line where it becomes "that far"? :dunno: Drinking initially...
    Fat Controller, Aug 5, 2013
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    "M"
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  6. Phil A
    Like x 7

    A bit short staffed

    Don't you have that problem in a draught? :snork:
    Don't you have that problem in a draught? :snork:
    Don't you have that problem in a draught? :snork:
    Don't you have that problem in a draught? :snork:
    Phil A, Jul 4, 2013 ... 2
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    shiney
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  7. Melinda

    Have you been watching: HBOs Game of Thrones?

    Haven't read that series, looks good. Thanks for the recommendation!
    Haven't read that series, looks good. Thanks for the recommendation!
    Haven't read that series, looks good. Thanks for the recommendation!
    Haven't read that series, looks good. Thanks for the recommendation!
    Melinda, Jun 29, 2011 ... 2 3 4
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    Ariadae
    Aug 4, 2013
  8. clueless1

    Best household cleaning products

    lol Borat, funny movie. you seen the dictator? even funnier
    lol Borat, funny movie. you seen the dictator? even funnier
    lol Borat, funny movie. you seen the dictator? even funnier
    lol Borat, funny movie. you seen the dictator? even funnier
    clueless1, Jul 30, 2013 ... 3 4 5
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  9. clueless1

    Fear of heights? H&S 1967 style

    I don't know if new Navy recruits still do this, but I'm guessing if they do, they probably don't let untrained kids TV presenters have a go any more.
    I don't know if new Navy recruits still do this, but I'm guessing if they do, they probably don't let untrained kids TV presenters have a go any more.
    I don't know if new Navy recruits still do this, but I'm guessing if they do, they probably don't let untrained kids TV presenters have a go any more.
    I don't know if new Navy recruits still do this, but I'm guessing if they do, they probably don't let untrained kids TV presenters have a go any more.
    clueless1, Aug 3, 2013
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  10. clueless1

    Before you install FireFox WARNING

    Is this what you saw when getting that error message?
    Is this what you saw when getting that error message?
    Is this what you saw when getting that error message?
    Is this what you saw when getting that error message?
    clueless1, Aug 3, 2013 ... 2
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    Scrungee
    Aug 3, 2013
  11. Kandy

    New Royal Baby

    I was thinking exactly the same thing before I read your comments underneath.Bit of a let down on someones part me thinks:biggrin::goodpost:
    I was thinking exactly the same thing before I read your comments underneath.Bit of a let down on someones part me thinks:biggrin::goodpost:
    I was thinking exactly the same thing before I read your comments underneath.Bit of a let down on someones part me thinks:biggrin::goodpost:
    I was thinking exactly the same thing before I read your comments underneath.Bit of a let down on someones part me thinks:biggrin::goodpost:
    Kandy, Jul 22, 2013 ... 3 4 5
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  12. miraflores

    car advice?

    As if I forgot Honda! There's always the Jazz too for a smaller option. Vtec. I'd love an S2000 but can't part with my MX5.
    As if I forgot Honda! There's always the Jazz too for a smaller option. Vtec. I'd love an S2000 but can't part with my MX5.
    As if I forgot Honda! There's always the Jazz too for a smaller option. Vtec. I'd love an S2000 but can't part with my MX5.
    As if I forgot Honda! There's always the Jazz too for a smaller option. Vtec. I'd love an S2000 but can't part with my MX5.
    miraflores, Jul 31, 2013
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  13. Fat Controller

    Timber / wood advice

    On recollection I would suggest if you do go with them to invest in some better fixings. The door hinges were pretty weak and the doors had no diagonal bracing which is a pretty obvious thing to...
    On recollection I would suggest if you do go with them to invest in some better fixings. The door hinges were pretty weak and the doors had no diagonal bracing which is a pretty obvious thing to do. It wouldn't cost that much extra to do, but would improve it. Can't really fault the service/shop...
    On recollection I would suggest if you do go with them to invest in some better fixings. The door hinges were pretty weak and the doors had no diagonal bracing which is a pretty obvious thing to do. It wouldn't cost that much extra to do, but...
    On recollection I would suggest if you do go with them to invest in some better fixings. The door hinges were pretty weak and the doors had no diagonal bracing which is a pretty obvious thing to...
    Fat Controller, Jul 28, 2013 ... 2
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  14. clueless1
    Like x 4

    Defending the works

    :lunapic 130165696578242 5: Don't think you'm ever put up drivel my friend :biggrin: Might have put a bit of avant garde stuff :chicken::dbgrtmb:
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5: Don't think you'm ever put up drivel my friend :biggrin: Might have put a bit of avant garde stuff :chicken::dbgrtmb:
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5: Don't think you'm ever put up drivel my friend :biggrin: Might have put a bit of avant garde stuff :chicken::dbgrtmb:
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5: Don't think you'm ever put up drivel my friend :biggrin: Might have put a bit of avant garde stuff :chicken::dbgrtmb:
    clueless1, Jul 31, 2013
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    Phil A
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  15. nFrost

    Why is milk rich in calcium?

    Yes, Jenny, it's OK to drink
    Yes, Jenny, it's OK to drink
    Yes, Jenny, it's OK to drink
    Yes, Jenny, it's OK to drink
    nFrost, Jul 31, 2013
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    Selleri
    Jul 31, 2013
  16. Sheal

    ???????

    Exterminate!!!! :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Exterminate!!!! :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Exterminate!!!! :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Exterminate!!!! :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Sheal, Jul 30, 2013
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    shiney
    Jul 31, 2013
  17. "M"

    Hot weather and ... fans?

    Clueless, I've been driving Gothilda's relatives since the 1960's (the old 140 tank :)). They've always been a joy to drive and one of them saved my life :love30: :blue thumb:. A drunken idiot came round a bend at...
    Clueless, I've been driving Gothilda's relatives since the 1960's (the old 140 tank :)). They've always been a joy to drive and one of them saved my life :love30: :blue thumb:. A drunken idiot came round a bend at over 70 mph (40 mph limit) on my side of the road and ploughed straight into me. The side crash bars...
    Clueless, I've been driving Gothilda's relatives since the 1960's (the old 140 tank :)). They've always been a joy to drive and one of them saved my life :love30: :blue thumb:. A drunken idiot came round a bend at over 70 mph (40 mph limit) on my side of the road...
    Clueless, I've been driving Gothilda's relatives since the 1960's (the old 140 tank :)). They've always been a joy to drive and one of them saved my life :love30: :blue thumb:. A drunken idiot came round a bend at...
    "M", Jul 27, 2013 ... 2 3
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  18. clueless1

    Damp (of the coming through the house walls persuasion)

    Does this cure the problem Clueless! :heehee:
    Does this cure the problem Clueless! :heehee:
    Does this cure the problem Clueless! :heehee:
    Does this cure the problem Clueless! :heehee:
    180.JPG
    clueless1, Dec 26, 2012 ... 2
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    Sheal
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  19. Fat Controller

    Am I alone in thinking that there is more to this?

    ...and now a Swiss train crash!!?? :frown:
    ...and now a Swiss train crash!!?? :frown:
    ...and now a Swiss train crash!!?? :frown:
    ...and now a Swiss train crash!!?? :frown:
    Fat Controller, Jul 28, 2013
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    Bilbo675
    Jul 29, 2013
  20. Val..

    The forum has changed again!!

    I like it; I like things that are simple - just like me :snork:
    I like it; I like things that are simple - just like me :snork:
    I like it; I like things that are simple - just like me :snork:
    I like it; I like things that are simple - just like me :snork:
    Val.., Jul 28, 2013
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    Fat Controller
    Jul 28, 2013
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