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  1. Marley Farley
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  2. Fat Controller
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    Bees

    No, not the gearboxes FC, it's the bees in the bonnets that make that noise. :biggrin:
    No, not the gearboxes FC, it's the bees in the bonnets that make that noise. :biggrin:
    No, not the gearboxes FC, it's the bees in the bonnets that make that noise. :biggrin:
    No, not the gearboxes FC, it's the bees in the bonnets that make that noise. :biggrin:
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  3. shiney
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    Specially For Zigs

    Put this on another thread but what the hell its Friday :snork:
    Put this on another thread but what the hell its Friday :snork:
    Put this on another thread but what the hell its Friday :snork:
    Put this on another thread but what the hell its Friday :snork:
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  4. shiney
    Funny x 8

    Even In This Weather You Should Take Your Pet For A Walk

    Daft as it may seem I have been there done that........:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Daft as it may seem I have been there done that........:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Daft as it may seem I have been there done that........:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Daft as it may seem I have been there done that........:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
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  5. nFrost

    The replacement of the ASBO

    [Warning: I've found both my soap box and my high horse for this one] I've always said that the destruction of our society started with the oppression of youth. "No Ball Games". How many times...
    [Warning: I've found both my soap box and my high horse for this one] I've always said that the destruction of our society started with the oppression of youth. "No Ball Games". How many times have you seen that sign near a piece of unused open space? Ok, can't play kickabout, lets just hang...
    [Warning: I've found both my soap box and my high horse for this one] I've always said that the destruction of our society started with the oppression of youth. "No Ball Games". How many times have you seen that sign near a piece of unused...
    [Warning: I've found both my soap box and my high horse for this one] I've always said that the destruction of our society started with the oppression of youth. "No Ball Games". How many times...
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  6. Jungle Jane
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    Skip Raiding

    ooh, very nice JJ you lucky bug...!
    ooh, very nice JJ you lucky bug...!
    ooh, very nice JJ you lucky bug...!
    ooh, very nice JJ you lucky bug...!
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  7. Loofah
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    Insurance companies - your thoughts?

    Good one Scrungee, Thanks!
    Good one Scrungee, Thanks!
    Good one Scrungee, Thanks!
    Good one Scrungee, Thanks!
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  8. clueless1

    Invasion of privacy?

    Equally, so would any *known* offender/s, who may be arrested based on their previous activities, and (genuinely!) plead being elsewhere: those cameras/monitors would act in their favour too :blue thumb:
    Equally, so would any *known* offender/s, who may be arrested based on their previous activities, and (genuinely!) plead being elsewhere: those cameras/monitors would act in their favour too :blue thumb:
    Equally, so would any *known* offender/s, who may be arrested based on their previous activities, and (genuinely!) plead being elsewhere: those cameras/monitors would act in their favour too :blue thumb:
    Equally, so would any *known* offender/s, who may be arrested based on their previous activities, and (genuinely!) plead being elsewhere: those cameras/monitors would act in their favour too :blue thumb:
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  9. liliana

    hooray for the RAC

    Check and change every year, as above , loyalty will cost you money.
    Check and change every year, as above , loyalty will cost you money.
    Check and change every year, as above , loyalty will cost you money.
    Check and change every year, as above , loyalty will cost you money.
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  10. clueless1
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    Fancy coming to the pub? (pics)

    Gorgeous location and wonderful pictures (just look at your little man 'necking' that drink like a pro :roflol: ). Must have been a lovely time catching up with your friend and passing the time away...
    Gorgeous location and wonderful pictures (just look at your little man 'necking' that drink like a pro :roflol: ). Must have been a lovely time catching up with your friend and passing the time away reminiscing over a beer and a view many would envy :dbgrtmb: Are you throwing down the gauntlet for us to go...
    Gorgeous location and wonderful pictures (just look at your little man 'necking' that drink like a pro :roflol: ). Must have been a lovely time catching up with your friend and passing the time away reminiscing over a beer and a view many would envy :dbgrtmb: ...
    Gorgeous location and wonderful pictures (just look at your little man 'necking' that drink like a pro :roflol: ). Must have been a lovely time catching up with your friend and passing the time away...
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  11. shiney
    Funny x 3

    D.I.Y. Hot Tub

    :biggrin: Boys ... toys ;)
    :biggrin: Boys ... toys ;)
    :biggrin: Boys ... toys ;)
    :biggrin: Boys ... toys ;)
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  12. shiney
    Funny x 7

    Would You Go To This Hotel?

    LOL. obvious they did not waste money on a Marketing person to tweek their brochure. What is the name of the place? Sounds like a place I would visit.
    LOL. obvious they did not waste money on a Marketing person to tweek their brochure. What is the name of the place? Sounds like a place I would visit.
    LOL. obvious they did not waste money on a Marketing person to tweek their brochure. What is the name of the place? Sounds like a place I would visit.
    LOL. obvious they did not waste money on a Marketing person to tweek their brochure. What is the name of the place? Sounds like a place I would visit.
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  13. shiney
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  14. Phil A

    Cigarettes or Tobacco

    Now I bet that tasted like sh*p :hate-shocked:
    Now I bet that tasted like sh*p :hate-shocked:
    Now I bet that tasted like sh*p :hate-shocked:
    Now I bet that tasted like sh*p :hate-shocked:
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  15. shiney
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  16. clueless1

    Slightly scary warning

    I think I might have had safety glasses on, but they were probably raised up on my forehead so that I could see better.
    I think I might have had safety glasses on, but they were probably raised up on my forehead so that I could see better.
    I think I might have had safety glasses on, but they were probably raised up on my forehead so that I could see better.
    I think I might have had safety glasses on, but they were probably raised up on my forehead so that I could see better.
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  17. Freddy
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    Had A Great Day Yesterday!

    How wonderful!! :dbgrtmb: And your son has taken some great pix too!
    How wonderful!! :dbgrtmb: And your son has taken some great pix too!
    How wonderful!! :dbgrtmb: And your son has taken some great pix too!
    How wonderful!! :dbgrtmb: And your son has taken some great pix too!
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  18. Val..
    Funny x 6

    Clean the inside of your computer screen!!

    Enviromentall friendly :dbgrtmb:
    Enviromentall friendly :dbgrtmb:
    Enviromentall friendly :dbgrtmb:
    Enviromentall friendly :dbgrtmb:
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  19. "M"
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    The things "kids" say!

    Sat at the dining table, having our dinner: DS19yo: Kate's had a baby boy! :) DS18yo: When did she get pregnant? :scratch: M: :doh: ........................................ DS18yo: You know "iced coffee":...
    Sat at the dining table, having our dinner: DS19yo: Kate's had a baby boy! :) DS18yo: When did she get pregnant? :scratch: M: :doh: ........................................ DS18yo: You know "iced coffee": can you make "iced tea"? M: Yes DS19yo: Is there such a thing as cold "hot chocolate"? M: :doh:...
    Sat at the dining table, having our dinner: DS19yo: Kate's had a baby boy! :) DS18yo: When did she get pregnant? :scratch: M: :doh: ........................................ DS18yo: You know "iced coffee": can you make "iced tea"? M: Yes DS19yo: Is...
    Sat at the dining table, having our dinner: DS19yo: Kate's had a baby boy! :) DS18yo: When did she get pregnant? :scratch: M: :doh: ........................................ DS18yo: You know "iced coffee":...
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  20. "M"

    Any plane spotters? ID please

    I *think* I know what this is, but, I'm not really into planes :redface: But, it has been flying over my garden the past week or so (not the easiest thing to snap either with a humble point and shoot!)...
    I *think* I know what this is, but, I'm not really into planes :redface: But, it has been flying over my garden the past week or so (not the easiest thing to snap either with a humble point and shoot!) ... Thank you :)
    I *think* I know what this is, but, I'm not really into planes :redface: But, it has been flying over my garden the past week or so (not the easiest thing to snap either with a humble point and shoot!) ... Thank you :)
    I *think* I know what this is, but, I'm not really into planes :redface: But, it has been flying over my garden the past week or so (not the easiest thing to snap either with a humble point and shoot!)...
    DSCF6408 (640x360).jpg DSCF6411 (360x640).jpg DSCF6412 (360x640).jpg
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