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  1. Fat Controller
    Agree x 7

    A temperature warning!

    I know that man ... well, not in the Biblical sense ...:heehee:
    I know that man ... well, not in the Biblical sense ...:heehee:
    I know that man ... well, not in the Biblical sense ...:heehee:
    I know that man ... well, not in the Biblical sense ...:heehee:
    Fat Controller, Jul 16, 2013 ... 2
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    Victoria
    Jul 23, 2013
  2. Allan Hodgson

    The biggest group photo EVER.

    You could have told me before Jenny:doh: Oooo...is Bob coming Zig.....We're all going to have to shuffle up:biggrin:
    You could have told me before Jenny:doh: Oooo...is Bob coming Zig.....We're all going to have to shuffle up:biggrin:
    You could have told me before Jenny:doh: Oooo...is Bob coming Zig.....We're all going to have to shuffle up:biggrin:
    You could have told me before Jenny:doh: Oooo...is Bob coming Zig.....We're all going to have to shuffle up:biggrin:
    Allan Hodgson, Jul 19, 2013 ... 2
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    Lolimac
    Jul 23, 2013
  3. nFrost

    Woman trapped under train in Tokyo causing delays of...

    On the contrary, when she fell through she did mind the gap!!:dunno:
    On the contrary, when she fell through she did mind the gap!!:dunno:
    On the contrary, when she fell through she did mind the gap!!:dunno:
    On the contrary, when she fell through she did mind the gap!!:dunno:
    nFrost, Jul 23, 2013
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    ARMANDII
    Jul 23, 2013
  4. pamsdish

    Machete Attacker Injured

    The one and only and spoken by the character Gandalf.:coffee:
    The one and only and spoken by the character Gandalf.:coffee:
    The one and only and spoken by the character Gandalf.:coffee:
    The one and only and spoken by the character Gandalf.:coffee:
    pamsdish, Jul 21, 2013 ... 2
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    ARMANDII
    Jul 23, 2013
  5. Phil A

    R.I.P. Mel Smith

    That was really, really sad news. A real talent who will leave a huge void in British comedy.
    That was really, really sad news. A real talent who will leave a huge void in British comedy.
    That was really, really sad news. A real talent who will leave a huge void in British comedy.
    That was really, really sad news. A real talent who will leave a huge void in British comedy.
    Phil A, Jul 20, 2013 ... 2
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    longk
    Jul 22, 2013
  6. shiney

    Stranded Dolphins Saved

    We don't seem to have a 'groan' 'groan' smiley so these will have to do :doh: :gaah: :snork:
    We don't seem to have a 'groan' 'groan' smiley so these will have to do :doh: :gaah: :snork:
    We don't seem to have a 'groan' 'groan' smiley so these will have to do :doh: :gaah: :snork:
    We don't seem to have a 'groan' 'groan' smiley so these will have to do :doh: :gaah: :snork:
    shiney, Jul 22, 2013
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    shiney
    Jul 22, 2013
  7. clueless1
    Funny x 3

    No more nails? YES more nails.

    I have used this stuff quite a bit and it does work sticks anything anywhere :)A guy I was working with by mistake put a sample brick on the boot lid of the gaffers merc and it had a small bit of...
    I have used this stuff quite a bit and it does work sticks anything anywhere :)A guy I was working with by mistake put a sample brick on the boot lid of the gaffers merc and it had a small bit of resin on guess what happened :heehee:
    I have used this stuff quite a bit and it does work sticks anything anywhere :)A guy I was working with by mistake put a sample brick on the boot lid of the gaffers merc and it had a small bit of resin on guess what happened :heehee:
    I have used this stuff quite a bit and it does work sticks anything anywhere :)A guy I was working with by mistake put a sample brick on the boot lid of the gaffers merc and it had a small bit of...
    clueless1, Jul 19, 2013
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    lazydog
    Jul 22, 2013
  8. Kandy

    Happy Birthday WiseOwl

    Good evening Harry and Jasmine,and many thanks for kind and lovely birthday wishes no worries Jasmine my friend,it was very kind of you to take the time it really is very much appreciated:) look...
    Good evening Harry and Jasmine,and many thanks for kind and lovely birthday wishes no worries Jasmine my friend,it was very kind of you to take the time it really is very much appreciated:) look after yourself;)
    Good evening Harry and Jasmine,and many thanks for kind and lovely birthday wishes no worries Jasmine my friend,it was very kind of you to take the time it really is very much appreciated:) look after yourself;)
    Good evening Harry and Jasmine,and many thanks for kind and lovely birthday wishes no worries Jasmine my friend,it was very kind of you to take the time it really is very much appreciated:) look...
    Kandy, Jul 16, 2013 ... 2 3
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    wiseowl
    Jul 21, 2013
  9. clueless1

    Freaked out

    Firstly, I agree that Whitby on a sunny weekend would be a bad idea - hopefully it will be quieter on Monday and you will get time to show wee James where you are going to be working, and maybe...
    Firstly, I agree that Whitby on a sunny weekend would be a bad idea - hopefully it will be quieter on Monday and you will get time to show wee James where you are going to be working, and maybe sneak a boys ice cream cone (just for you and him, no mummies allowed) before heading back home. ...
    Firstly, I agree that Whitby on a sunny weekend would be a bad idea - hopefully it will be quieter on Monday and you will get time to show wee James where you are going to be working, and maybe sneak a boys ice cream cone (just for you and him,...
    Firstly, I agree that Whitby on a sunny weekend would be a bad idea - hopefully it will be quieter on Monday and you will get time to show wee James where you are going to be working, and maybe...
    clueless1, Jul 17, 2013 ... 2
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    Fat Controller
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  10. miraflores

    Glastonbury festival

    If you were at this Food Festival, then definitely yes!A bit before my time!
    If you were at this Food Festival, then definitely yes!A bit before my time!
    If you were at this Food Festival, then definitely yes!A bit before my time!
    If you were at this Food Festival, then definitely yes!A bit before my time!
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    miraflores, Jun 10, 2013 ... 2
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    Scrungee
    Jul 20, 2013
  11. Phil A

    I've just seen......

    It was on our regional news yesterday, Blaenau Gwent Council have had their first delivery of road salt, for use in the winter.:phew:
    It was on our regional news yesterday, Blaenau Gwent Council have had their first delivery of road salt, for use in the winter.:phew:
    It was on our regional news yesterday, Blaenau Gwent Council have had their first delivery of road salt, for use in the winter.:phew:
    It was on our regional news yesterday, Blaenau Gwent Council have had their first delivery of road salt, for use in the winter.:phew:
    Phil A, Jul 14, 2013 ... 2
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    pamsdish
    Jul 20, 2013
  12. Val..

    Nowt so queer as folk!!

    Val , are you sure he wasn't in the spot the village idiot competition ?
    Val , are you sure he wasn't in the spot the village idiot competition ?
    Val , are you sure he wasn't in the spot the village idiot competition ?
    Val , are you sure he wasn't in the spot the village idiot competition ?
    Val.., Jul 19, 2013
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  13. clueless1

    Solar power. Why?

    There is and it's quite simple. The government give out ridiculously large amounts of cash for R&D work. So, as always, money. Engineers know that solar equates to low power applications and...
    There is and it's quite simple. The government give out ridiculously large amounts of cash for R&D work. So, as always, money. Engineers know that solar equates to low power applications and anything else is a PR gimmick for the company that is effectively paid for by us. Never know you worked...
    There is and it's quite simple. The government give out ridiculously large amounts of cash for R&D work. So, as always, money. Engineers know that solar equates to low power applications and anything else is a PR gimmick for the company that is...
    There is and it's quite simple. The government give out ridiculously large amounts of cash for R&D work. So, as always, money. Engineers know that solar equates to low power applications and...
    clueless1, Jul 6, 2013
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    Loofah
    Jul 19, 2013
  14. Allan Hodgson

    Destruction of the NHS is well under way.

    I think the NHS does a great job with their current level of resources. They have a LOT of faults but different ministers and governments have required them to operate in a constant state of flux...
    I think the NHS does a great job with their current level of resources. They have a LOT of faults but different ministers and governments have required them to operate in a constant state of flux in the search for efficiency, mindlessly forgetting the bit that goes before any drive for this -...
    I think the NHS does a great job with their current level of resources. They have a LOT of faults but different ministers and governments have required them to operate in a constant state of flux in the search for efficiency, mindlessly...
    I think the NHS does a great job with their current level of resources. They have a LOT of faults but different ministers and governments have required them to operate in a constant state of flux...
    Allan Hodgson, Jul 17, 2013
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    Loofah
    Jul 19, 2013
  15. clueless1

    Cool next generation jet/rocket engine - British too

    I would have given them a few quid to see Mr Osborne being sucked into it :snork:
    I would have given them a few quid to see Mr Osborne being sucked into it :snork:
    I would have given them a few quid to see Mr Osborne being sucked into it :snork:
    I would have given them a few quid to see Mr Osborne being sucked into it :snork:
    clueless1, Jul 17, 2013
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    Jungle Jane
    Jul 19, 2013
  16. Jungle Jane

    I know I should be enjoying the hot weather but.....

    There were thunderstorms going around last night, missed us but someone at work said their garden had a proper 10 minutes soaking, it's what we need.
    There were thunderstorms going around last night, missed us but someone at work said their garden had a proper 10 minutes soaking, it's what we need.
    There were thunderstorms going around last night, missed us but someone at work said their garden had a proper 10 minutes soaking, it's what we need.
    There were thunderstorms going around last night, missed us but someone at work said their garden had a proper 10 minutes soaking, it's what we need.
    Jungle Jane, Jul 16, 2013 ... 2 3 4
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    JWK
    Jul 18, 2013
  17. miraflores

    flies in the head

    miraflores, Jul 17, 2013
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    miraflores
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  18. Victoria

    Price Comparisons

    Thank you Scrungee, it's a place to give me comparisons. The normal prices seem comparable so it is good value at half price. I was sure I bought Persil Progress in the UK first ... but it has...
    Thank you Scrungee, it's a place to give me comparisons. The normal prices seem comparable so it is good value at half price. I was sure I bought Persil Progress in the UK first ... but it has been a long time ago ... :scratch:
    Thank you Scrungee, it's a place to give me comparisons. The normal prices seem comparable so it is good value at half price. I was sure I bought Persil Progress in the UK first ... but it has been a long time ago ... :scratch:
    Thank you Scrungee, it's a place to give me comparisons. The normal prices seem comparable so it is good value at half price. I was sure I bought Persil Progress in the UK first ... but it has...
    Victoria, Jul 17, 2013
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    Victoria
    Jul 17, 2013
  19. Loofah

    I love technology

    Oh that looked a lot of fun! If they hinged the chassis it might help through peaks and troughs more...
    Oh that looked a lot of fun! If they hinged the chassis it might help through peaks and troughs more...
    Oh that looked a lot of fun! If they hinged the chassis it might help through peaks and troughs more...
    Oh that looked a lot of fun! If they hinged the chassis it might help through peaks and troughs more...
    Loofah, Jul 16, 2013
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    Loofah
    Jul 17, 2013
  20. Phil A
    Funny x 8

    How to Clear a River

    Hahahaha! I like him already :)
    Hahahaha! I like him already :)
    Hahahaha! I like him already :)
    Hahahaha! I like him already :)
    Phil A, Jul 16, 2013
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    Loofah
    Jul 17, 2013
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