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  1. Phil A

    Question for Fat Controler

    A fine stud with a good pair of nuts may cost you but to produce a prizewinning foal it has to be done, Jenny
    A fine stud with a good pair of nuts may cost you but to produce a prizewinning foal it has to be done, Jenny
    A fine stud with a good pair of nuts may cost you but to produce a prizewinning foal it has to be done, Jenny
    A fine stud with a good pair of nuts may cost you but to produce a prizewinning foal it has to be done, Jenny
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  2. clueless1

    Where can you afford to live?

    A well deserved comfortable retirement for having worked very hard and taken the risks that you did. :dbgrtmb:
    A well deserved comfortable retirement for having worked very hard and taken the risks that you did. :dbgrtmb:
    A well deserved comfortable retirement for having worked very hard and taken the risks that you did. :dbgrtmb:
    A well deserved comfortable retirement for having worked very hard and taken the risks that you did. :dbgrtmb:
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  3. clueless1
    Like x 12

    I built a garden bench

    Move it to a concrete or like area.. Soak it really well for about 10 mins with the hose trickling down it so the water soaks into the wood....Meanwhile mix uo a concentrated solution of...
    Move it to a concrete or like area.. Soak it really well for about 10 mins with the hose trickling down it so the water soaks into the wood....Meanwhile mix uo a concentrated solution of household bleach & a tiny squirt of washing up liquid & just enough water to dip your scrubbing brush...
    Move it to a concrete or like area.. Soak it really well for about 10 mins with the hose trickling down it so the water soaks into the wood....Meanwhile mix uo a concentrated solution of household bleach & a tiny squirt of washing up liquid &...
    Move it to a concrete or like area.. Soak it really well for about 10 mins with the hose trickling down it so the water soaks into the wood....Meanwhile mix uo a concentrated solution of...
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  5. kazzie_SE

    House going on market

    And an area for your sweet dog to roam.
    And an area for your sweet dog to roam.
    And an area for your sweet dog to roam.
    And an area for your sweet dog to roam.
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  6. Loofah
    Agree x 3

    OFSTED: You suck!

    I still think that national service would solve a lot of issues over time. Bringing back the mindset of discipline and respect and working together would help enormously in how future generations...
    I still think that national service would solve a lot of issues over time. Bringing back the mindset of discipline and respect and working together would help enormously in how future generations raise their children and therefore help at school level too. Scrapping of Ofsted might also...
    I still think that national service would solve a lot of issues over time. Bringing back the mindset of discipline and respect and working together would help enormously in how future generations raise their children and therefore help at school...
    I still think that national service would solve a lot of issues over time. Bringing back the mindset of discipline and respect and working together would help enormously in how future generations...
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  7. JWK
    Informative x 5

    Suffering from iron deficiency - ex-Tea Addict

    that'd explain the bag of broken bricks you've got up on Freecycle :pathd:
    that'd explain the bag of broken bricks you've got up on Freecycle :pathd:
    that'd explain the bag of broken bricks you've got up on Freecycle :pathd:
    that'd explain the bag of broken bricks you've got up on Freecycle :pathd:
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  8. Phil A

    All the best to Folly Mon

    Good morning M please give F/M my kindest regards and he is in my thoughts :)
    Good morning M please give F/M my kindest regards and he is in my thoughts :)
    Good morning M please give F/M my kindest regards and he is in my thoughts :)
    Good morning M please give F/M my kindest regards and he is in my thoughts :)
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  9. Phil A
    Informative x 9

    Drowning doesn't look like Drowning

    I must admit, the Darwin Awards did occur to me. I did manage to "moderate" a few kids who were walking off the beach just about to leave all the empty cans & bottles they'd been throwing around :biggrin:
    I must admit, the Darwin Awards did occur to me. I did manage to "moderate" a few kids who were walking off the beach just about to leave all the empty cans & bottles they'd been throwing around :biggrin:
    I must admit, the Darwin Awards did occur to me. I did manage to "moderate" a few kids who were walking off the beach just about to leave all the empty cans & bottles they'd been throwing around :biggrin:
    I must admit, the Darwin Awards did occur to me. I did manage to "moderate" a few kids who were walking off the beach just about to leave all the empty cans & bottles they'd been throwing around :biggrin:
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  10. stephenprudence

    whoops..

    Stephen when you send something recorded delivery the postman has to knock and raise someone in the household for it to be accepted and signed for. So the chances are it wasn't delivered. I'd give...
    Stephen when you send something recorded delivery the postman has to knock and raise someone in the household for it to be accepted and signed for. So the chances are it wasn't delivered. I'd give your post office a ring and find out what to do next.
    Stephen when you send something recorded delivery the postman has to knock and raise someone in the household for it to be accepted and signed for. So the chances are it wasn't delivered. I'd give your post office a ring and find out what to do next.
    Stephen when you send something recorded delivery the postman has to knock and raise someone in the household for it to be accepted and signed for. So the chances are it wasn't delivered. I'd give...
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  11. Jenny namaste

    Happy Birthday Steve R

    Belated Happy Birthday Steve:ccheers:...hope you had a good one:dbgrtmb:
    Belated Happy Birthday Steve:ccheers:...hope you had a good one:dbgrtmb:
    Belated Happy Birthday Steve:ccheers:...hope you had a good one:dbgrtmb:
    Belated Happy Birthday Steve:ccheers:...hope you had a good one:dbgrtmb:
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  12. Loofah

    Any helicopter afficionados?

    Seriously cool for helicopter lovers everywhere :)
    Seriously cool for helicopter lovers everywhere :)
    Seriously cool for helicopter lovers everywhere :)
    Seriously cool for helicopter lovers everywhere :)
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  13. miraflores

    wind turbines

    In some of the fields in my county farmers are growing Elephant Grass and from what we can gather when it has been cut and dried in bales it is sent off to power stations and used as fuel to power...
    In some of the fields in my county farmers are growing Elephant Grass and from what we can gather when it has been cut and dried in bales it is sent off to power stations and used as fuel to power them. Can someone tell me which countries it is that are destroying the rain forests to grow Palm...
    In some of the fields in my county farmers are growing Elephant Grass and from what we can gather when it has been cut and dried in bales it is sent off to power stations and used as fuel to power them. Can someone tell me which countries it is...
    In some of the fields in my county farmers are growing Elephant Grass and from what we can gather when it has been cut and dried in bales it is sent off to power stations and used as fuel to power...
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  14. miraflores

    flower cakes in Bedford

    There is a lady in bedford that uses the flowers from her garden to make filling for cakes and then decorates the cakes with the flowers themselves covered in the egg white and sprinkled sugar. ...
    There is a lady in bedford that uses the flowers from her garden to make filling for cakes and then decorates the cakes with the flowers themselves covered in the egg white and sprinkled sugar. That sounds delicious! Www.kathybrownsgarden.com
    There is a lady in bedford that uses the flowers from her garden to make filling for cakes and then decorates the cakes with the flowers themselves covered in the egg white and sprinkled sugar. That sounds delicious! Www.kathybrownsgarden.com
    There is a lady in bedford that uses the flowers from her garden to make filling for cakes and then decorates the cakes with the flowers themselves covered in the egg white and sprinkled sugar. ...
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  15. Madahhlia

    Car throttle problem?

    Was it that most serious of technical faults, the slipped floor mat?
    Was it that most serious of technical faults, the slipped floor mat?
    Was it that most serious of technical faults, the slipped floor mat?
    Was it that most serious of technical faults, the slipped floor mat?
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  16. nFrost

    Car Trouble (Renault Scenic)

    Its probably not helped by the clutch - I have always found Renault clutches to have overly strong return springs on the pedals, which makes them comparatively stiff to press down.
    Its probably not helped by the clutch - I have always found Renault clutches to have overly strong return springs on the pedals, which makes them comparatively stiff to press down.
    Its probably not helped by the clutch - I have always found Renault clutches to have overly strong return springs on the pedals, which makes them comparatively stiff to press down.
    Its probably not helped by the clutch - I have always found Renault clutches to have overly strong return springs on the pedals, which makes them comparatively stiff to press down.
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  17. Phil A

    Back to Square One

    A much better system indeed, I just don't know why England hasn't adopted it.
    A much better system indeed, I just don't know why England hasn't adopted it.
    A much better system indeed, I just don't know why England hasn't adopted it.
    A much better system indeed, I just don't know why England hasn't adopted it.
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  18. miraflores

    donald the duck

    Thought he was the cartoon character lol :heehee: :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Thought he was the cartoon character lol :heehee: :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Thought he was the cartoon character lol :heehee: :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Thought he was the cartoon character lol :heehee: :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
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  19. Snowbaby

    Wireless weather stations

    Not in full sunlight, I have mine on my north facing wall, away from moisture, not in anywhere that water flows, ie guttering.
    Not in full sunlight, I have mine on my north facing wall, away from moisture, not in anywhere that water flows, ie guttering.
    Not in full sunlight, I have mine on my north facing wall, away from moisture, not in anywhere that water flows, ie guttering.
    Not in full sunlight, I have mine on my north facing wall, away from moisture, not in anywhere that water flows, ie guttering.
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  20. Loofah

    The Wimbledon 2013 thread!

    Indeed, and there are rumours about him donating all winnings to charity (although it might be (likely) being confused with his Queens winnings).
    Indeed, and there are rumours about him donating all winnings to charity (although it might be (likely) being confused with his Queens winnings).
    Indeed, and there are rumours about him donating all winnings to charity (although it might be (likely) being confused with his Queens winnings).
    Indeed, and there are rumours about him donating all winnings to charity (although it might be (likely) being confused with his Queens winnings).
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