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  1. Fran

    Explain please

    :eek: :eek:
    :eek: :eek:
    :eek: :eek:
    :eek: :eek:
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  2. jjordie

    Now it's ASDA killing sparrows!

    now funnily enough, our vicar has a motor bike...Problem is, he is also and ex police man!
    now funnily enough, our vicar has a motor bike...Problem is, he is also and ex police man!
    now funnily enough, our vicar has a motor bike...Problem is, he is also and ex police man!
    now funnily enough, our vicar has a motor bike...Problem is, he is also and ex police man!
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  3. Victoria

    I don't want to miss a thing ....

    mr blue sky
    mr blue sky
    mr blue sky
    mr blue sky
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  4. wildflower

    XMAS ANGELS..

    I had some of her cards for my Birthday in August and they are nice to keep.Thankyou for sharing them with us
    I had some of her cards for my Birthday in August and they are nice to keep.Thankyou for sharing them with us
    I had some of her cards for my Birthday in August and they are nice to keep.Thankyou for sharing them with us
    I had some of her cards for my Birthday in August and they are nice to keep.Thankyou for sharing them with us
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  5. good digger

    Adam and Eve at Christmas

    :D :D :Dvery funny, i laughed alot.
    :D :D :Dvery funny, i laughed alot.
    :D :D :Dvery funny, i laughed alot.
    :D :D :Dvery funny, i laughed alot.
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  6. Webmaster

    Don't use ASDA motor insurance !!!!!!

    I notice their rider in a box beneath that says "For each negative review there may be hundreds of satisfied customers." Well, as a famous call-girl once said "Well, (they) would say that,...
    I notice their rider in a box beneath that says "For each negative review there may be hundreds of satisfied customers." Well, as a famous call-girl once said "Well, (they) would say that, wouldn't (they)?!" (paraphrased!)
    I notice their rider in a box beneath that says "For each negative review there may be hundreds of satisfied customers." Well, as a famous call-girl once said "Well, (they) would say that, wouldn't (they)?!" (paraphrased!)
    I notice their rider in a box beneath that says "For each negative review there may be hundreds of satisfied customers." Well, as a famous call-girl once said "Well, (they) would say that,...
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  7. frogesque

    Aurora

    :cool: Great pics froggy.. Last time I saw the Aurora was at this time of year, but 10yrs ago flying home from the USA.... Fantastic...!!!! :cool:
    :cool: Great pics froggy.. Last time I saw the Aurora was at this time of year, but 10yrs ago flying home from the USA.... Fantastic...!!!! :cool:
    :cool: Great pics froggy.. Last time I saw the Aurora was at this time of year, but 10yrs ago flying home from the USA.... Fantastic...!!!! :cool:
    :cool: Great pics froggy.. Last time I saw the Aurora was at this time of year, but 10yrs ago flying home from the USA.... Fantastic...!!!! :cool:
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  8. Gogs
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  9. Stingo

    How many of you are retired?

    I'm just bringing this forward for Stingo if she comes on line ... I think it's funny ... but then I have a weird sense of humour ....Off in a mo to watch the news ...
    I'm just bringing this forward for Stingo if she comes on line ... I think it's funny ... but then I have a weird sense of humour ....Off in a mo to watch the news ...
    I'm just bringing this forward for Stingo if she comes on line ... I think it's funny ... but then I have a weird sense of humour ....Off in a mo to watch the news ...
    I'm just bringing this forward for Stingo if she comes on line ... I think it's funny ... but then I have a weird sense of humour ....Off in a mo to watch the news ...
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  10. Fran

    The Sea and a question

    I've got to be honest fran. I think realistically, if i was in a position of fear and danger, i think i would grasp any help offered and probably end up being a real wingy pleader. But you're...
    I've got to be honest fran. I think realistically, if i was in a position of fear and danger, i think i would grasp any help offered and probably end up being a real wingy pleader. But you're right in the safety of my lounge and chair i might shout to them to save themselves. I didn't see the...
    I've got to be honest fran. I think realistically, if i was in a position of fear and danger, i think i would grasp any help offered and probably end up being a real wingy pleader. But you're right in the safety of my lounge and chair i might...
    I've got to be honest fran. I think realistically, if i was in a position of fear and danger, i think i would grasp any help offered and probably end up being a real wingy pleader. But you're...
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  11. Victoria

    Thoughts ....

    N'er mind, my friend, it is beautiful ... ALMOST as much as those roses I loved!
    N'er mind, my friend, it is beautiful ... ALMOST as much as those roses I loved!
    N'er mind, my friend, it is beautiful ... ALMOST as much as those roses I loved!
    N'er mind, my friend, it is beautiful ... ALMOST as much as those roses I loved!
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  12. miraflores

    guess

    Sorry, this one has lost me, thank goodness!
    Sorry, this one has lost me, thank goodness!
    Sorry, this one has lost me, thank goodness!
    Sorry, this one has lost me, thank goodness!
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  13. UsedtobeDendy

    Home for Christmas......

    hope your sons flight has left and he gets home soon. My friends drove to manchester airport this morning and their flight to goa went off on time 8 tonight so no problems there
    hope your sons flight has left and he gets home soon. My friends drove to manchester airport this morning and their flight to goa went off on time 8 tonight so no problems there
    hope your sons flight has left and he gets home soon. My friends drove to manchester airport this morning and their flight to goa went off on time 8 tonight so no problems there
    hope your sons flight has left and he gets home soon. My friends drove to manchester airport this morning and their flight to goa went off on time 8 tonight so no problems there
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  14. roders

    Christmas Screensaver/Desktop..

    If anyone is interested I would love to share this moving musical Christmas screensaver with you....I CANT LINK IT. so google microsoft christmas theme 2004...EnjoyHere is a poor pic. from...
    If anyone is interested I would love to share this moving musical Christmas screensaver with you....I CANT LINK IT. so google microsoft christmas theme 2004...EnjoyHere is a poor pic. from my screen.
    If anyone is interested I would love to share this moving musical Christmas screensaver with you....I CANT LINK IT. so google microsoft christmas theme 2004...EnjoyHere is a poor pic. from my screen.
    If anyone is interested I would love to share this moving musical Christmas screensaver with you....I CANT LINK IT. so google microsoft christmas theme 2004...EnjoyHere is a poor pic. from...
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  15. compostee

    beetlejuice!!!!!!

    Ha that is funny about the wine mate, i once found a greenfly in my salad at the local pub as we were eating outside they felt the fly could have made its way into the salad from outside,but i did...
    Ha that is funny about the wine mate, i once found a greenfly in my salad at the local pub as we were eating outside they felt the fly could have made its way into the salad from outside,but i did get a free pint but then again its my mates pub so i would get a free pint anyway
    Ha that is funny about the wine mate, i once found a greenfly in my salad at the local pub as we were eating outside they felt the fly could have made its way into the salad from outside,but i did get a free pint but then again its my mates pub...
    Ha that is funny about the wine mate, i once found a greenfly in my salad at the local pub as we were eating outside they felt the fly could have made its way into the salad from outside,but i did...
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  16. Kathy3

    xmas

    thanks rosa your pictures are brilliant. happy christmas,hope santa is good to you all sorry can only do graemlins.
    thanks rosa your pictures are brilliant. happy christmas,hope santa is good to you all sorry can only do graemlins.
    thanks rosa your pictures are brilliant. happy christmas,hope santa is good to you all sorry can only do graemlins.
    thanks rosa your pictures are brilliant. happy christmas,hope santa is good to you all sorry can only do graemlins.
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  17. rosa

    JAMIE OLIVER ADS

    Too true, MMD! You can understand why some people try it on... Horrible to find things like that in your food!
    Too true, MMD! You can understand why some people try it on... Horrible to find things like that in your food!
    Too true, MMD! You can understand why some people try it on... Horrible to find things like that in your food!
    Too true, MMD! You can understand why some people try it on... Horrible to find things like that in your food!
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  18. roders

    How Long Will I live???????

    96 for me, one of my grandparents died at 99 just before her 100th birthday, she was adamant she didn't want a birthday party!!!
    96 for me, one of my grandparents died at 99 just before her 100th birthday, she was adamant she didn't want a birthday party!!!
    96 for me, one of my grandparents died at 99 just before her 100th birthday, she was adamant she didn't want a birthday party!!!
    96 for me, one of my grandparents died at 99 just before her 100th birthday, she was adamant she didn't want a birthday party!!!
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  19. roders

    Thought for the weekend...

    Duck, Peking style for us with redcurrant sauce and veggie rice.
    Duck, Peking style for us with redcurrant sauce and veggie rice.
    Duck, Peking style for us with redcurrant sauce and veggie rice.
    Duck, Peking style for us with redcurrant sauce and veggie rice.
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  20. rosa
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