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  1. Clueless 1 v2

    Boiled eggs in the electric steamer?

    Has anyone tried doing hard / soft boiled eggs in the steamer?I'm trying it now. We're having curry for tea, and we always cook the rice in the steamer. I've often thought it's a tragic waste of...
    Has anyone tried doing hard / soft boiled eggs in the steamer?I'm trying it now. We're having curry for tea, and we always cook the rice in the steamer. I've often thought it's a tragic waste of energy using one tier of the three tier steamer and all that hot steam just comes out the top,...
    Has anyone tried doing hard / soft boiled eggs in the steamer?I'm trying it now. We're having curry for tea, and we always cook the rice in the steamer. I've often thought it's a tragic waste of energy using one tier of the three tier steamer...
    Has anyone tried doing hard / soft boiled eggs in the steamer?I'm trying it now. We're having curry for tea, and we always cook the rice in the steamer. I've often thought it's a tragic waste of...
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  2. Clueless 1 v2

    Electric blankets

    That's not the same as lying on a blanket with live wires going through it I make sure most things are switched off when I go to bed. I only leave the fridge and freezer on but would put them off...
    That's not the same as lying on a blanket with live wires going through it I make sure most things are switched off when I go to bed. I only leave the fridge and freezer on but would put them off too if I thought they'd wouldn't defrost by the morning :heehee:
    That's not the same as lying on a blanket with live wires going through it I make sure most things are switched off when I go to bed. I only leave the fridge and freezer on but would put them off too if I thought they'd wouldn't defrost by the...
    That's not the same as lying on a blanket with live wires going through it I make sure most things are switched off when I go to bed. I only leave the fridge and freezer on but would put them off...
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  3. Clueless 1 v2
    Friendly x 3

    Covid recovery

    I might make this my last updated on this thread, mainly because I think I have a conclusion.I have a casual interest in the more scientific aspects of nutrition. In a conversation with a friend...
    I might make this my last updated on this thread, mainly because I think I have a conclusion.I have a casual interest in the more scientific aspects of nutrition. In a conversation with a friend who is into body building, nothing to do with covid, I mentioned that almost all of my sporting...
    I might make this my last updated on this thread, mainly because I think I have a conclusion.I have a casual interest in the more scientific aspects of nutrition. In a conversation with a friend who is into body building, nothing to do with...
    I might make this my last updated on this thread, mainly because I think I have a conclusion.I have a casual interest in the more scientific aspects of nutrition. In a conversation with a friend...
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  4. JWK

    Use your old stamps before they become worthless - Jan 2023

    Well, I would have though the post office could just swap them, but I was once told off:biggrin:, by a postman, for saying he worked for the post office. Apparently two different companies, Royal Mail,...
    Well, I would have though the post office could just swap them, but I was once told off:biggrin:, by a postman, for saying he worked for the post office. Apparently two different companies, Royal Mail, and The Post Office.
    Well, I would have though the post office could just swap them, but I was once told off:biggrin:, by a postman, for saying he worked for the post office. Apparently two different companies, Royal Mail, and The Post Office.
    Well, I would have though the post office could just swap them, but I was once told off:biggrin:, by a postman, for saying he worked for the post office. Apparently two different companies, Royal Mail,...
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  5. Retired
    Like x 3

    Violin; raw novice.

    Hi,I've just enjoyed an hours violin practice but come out of the studio to get warm and have a mug of tea; I turned the CH radiator on to warm the studio before going in for a practice session...
    Hi,I've just enjoyed an hours violin practice but come out of the studio to get warm and have a mug of tea; I turned the CH radiator on to warm the studio before going in for a practice session so the studio was warm but I hadn't realized how cold I'd become; the radiator valve turned the...
    Hi,I've just enjoyed an hours violin practice but come out of the studio to get warm and have a mug of tea; I turned the CH radiator on to warm the studio before going in for a practice session so the studio was warm but I hadn't realized how...
    Hi,I've just enjoyed an hours violin practice but come out of the studio to get warm and have a mug of tea; I turned the CH radiator on to warm the studio before going in for a practice session...
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  6. Clueless 1 v2

    'Do a few star jumps' to keep warm.

    Not if they left you stuck out in the ambulance for four hours!
    Not if they left you stuck out in the ambulance for four hours!
    Not if they left you stuck out in the ambulance for four hours!
    Not if they left you stuck out in the ambulance for four hours!
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  7. Selleri

    Money talk- retirement

    We had a small office so we spent £25 a head. Add to that birthday buns, sponsorship all those things, it all counts.
    We had a small office so we spent £25 a head. Add to that birthday buns, sponsorship all those things, it all counts.
    We had a small office so we spent £25 a head. Add to that birthday buns, sponsorship all those things, it all counts.
    We had a small office so we spent £25 a head. Add to that birthday buns, sponsorship all those things, it all counts.
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  8. Upsydaisy

    Happy Birthday Sian !

    Happy birthday!
    Happy birthday!
    Happy birthday!
    Happy birthday!
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  9. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Webmaster

    Happy birthday Webmaster
    Happy birthday Webmaster
    Happy birthday Webmaster
    Happy birthday Webmaster
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  10. Clueless 1 v2

    Help me develop the perfect biscuit

    Not without it turning into a crispbread :biggrin:
    Not without it turning into a crispbread :biggrin:
    Not without it turning into a crispbread :biggrin:
    Not without it turning into a crispbread :biggrin:
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  11. Palustris

    Acorns on the pavement

    No acorns but I have a Beech tree full of nuts a red squirrel and a pine marten that visit but they don't seem to have touched them.
    No acorns but I have a Beech tree full of nuts a red squirrel and a pine marten that visit but they don't seem to have touched them.
    No acorns but I have a Beech tree full of nuts a red squirrel and a pine marten that visit but they don't seem to have touched them.
    No acorns but I have a Beech tree full of nuts a red squirrel and a pine marten that visit but they don't seem to have touched them.
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  12. Clueless 1 v2

    Iran

    It certainly didn't help, the videos of women protestors being sexually assaulted.
    It certainly didn't help, the videos of women protestors being sexually assaulted.
    It certainly didn't help, the videos of women protestors being sexually assaulted.
    It certainly didn't help, the videos of women protestors being sexually assaulted.
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  13. Sheal

    General Forum area

    Oops, sorry. I've not seen the film. :doh:Thank you for sticking the sticky. :thumbsup:
    Oops, sorry. I've not seen the film. :doh:Thank you for sticking the sticky. :thumbsup:
    Oops, sorry. I've not seen the film. :doh:Thank you for sticking the sticky. :thumbsup:
    Oops, sorry. I've not seen the film. :doh:Thank you for sticking the sticky. :thumbsup:
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  14. Fat Controller

    Insulation - retro install

    I know I am rather late to the party but since we turned out house upside down after buying it 2 years ago (including fully renewing the insulation), I'd like to share a few insights. Hope they...
    I know I am rather late to the party but since we turned out house upside down after buying it 2 years ago (including fully renewing the insulation), I'd like to share a few insights. Hope they are helpful....1. Check if you have double walls which can be filled with blow-in insulation. Lots...
    I know I am rather late to the party but since we turned out house upside down after buying it 2 years ago (including fully renewing the insulation), I'd like to share a few insights. Hope they are helpful....1. Check if you have double walls...
    I know I am rather late to the party but since we turned out house upside down after buying it 2 years ago (including fully renewing the insulation), I'd like to share a few insights. Hope they...
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  15. Clueless 1 v2

    DIY plumbing

    My good lady asked me this evening if I had put £90 on our prepaid electricity meter. I hadn't, so obviously that is the first tranche of government assistance.
    My good lady asked me this evening if I had put £90 on our prepaid electricity meter. I hadn't, so obviously that is the first tranche of government assistance.
    My good lady asked me this evening if I had put £90 on our prepaid electricity meter. I hadn't, so obviously that is the first tranche of government assistance.
    My good lady asked me this evening if I had put £90 on our prepaid electricity meter. I hadn't, so obviously that is the first tranche of government assistance.
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  16. Clueless 1 v2

    Skechers hiking boots

    I have hiked quite a few miles over the last 3 months across rough uneven terrain just completed 5 miles this morning have used two or three makes but now I am wearing Salewa Men's Ms Crow...
    I have hiked quite a few miles over the last 3 months across rough uneven terrain just completed 5 miles this morning have used two or three makes but now I am wearing Salewa Men's Ms Crow Gore-tex Trekking & Hiking Boots the problem I have is that they won't let me take the boots for a decent...
    I have hiked quite a few miles over the last 3 months across rough uneven terrain just completed 5 miles this morning have used two or three makes but now I am wearing Salewa Men's Ms Crow Gore-tex Trekking & Hiking Boots the problem I have is...
    I have hiked quite a few miles over the last 3 months across rough uneven terrain just completed 5 miles this morning have used two or three makes but now I am wearing Salewa Men's Ms Crow...
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  17. wiseowl

    They Have changed the CAA Drone Laws and Theory Test

    Thank you Woo
    Thank you Woo
    Thank you Woo
    Thank you Woo
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  18. Fat Controller
    Like x 5

    God Bless Our Gracious Queen

    Very much enjoyed watching what I could. She certainly was the most well known person for tons of years on this earth. There will never be another like her ever. I am glad she met with Billy...
    Very much enjoyed watching what I could. She certainly was the most well known person for tons of years on this earth. There will never be another like her ever. I am glad she met with Billy Graham several times. Lots of stories about her are flooding facebook etc. Have to get back to...
    Very much enjoyed watching what I could. She certainly was the most well known person for tons of years on this earth. There will never be another like her ever. I am glad she met with Billy Graham several times. Lots of stories about her...
    Very much enjoyed watching what I could. She certainly was the most well known person for tons of years on this earth. There will never be another like her ever. I am glad she met with Billy...
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  19. Clueless 1 v2

    Highway code - going straight ahead at a roundabout

    Around here bumps in the road are preferable to potholes
    Around here bumps in the road are preferable to potholes
    Around here bumps in the road are preferable to potholes
    Around here bumps in the road are preferable to potholes
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  20. Clueless 1 v2

    Pickled cabbage, kebab shop style

    Scrub that one! Clicking on the 'Directions' button takes you to an american :biggrin: Try the good old BBC...Pickled red cabbage recipe | BBC Good Food If you substitute white wine vinegar and white wine,...
    Scrub that one! Clicking on the 'Directions' button takes you to an american :biggrin: Try the good old BBC...Pickled red cabbage recipe | BBC Good Food If you substitute white wine vinegar and white wine, no reason it shouldn't work for green/white cabbage.
    Scrub that one! Clicking on the 'Directions' button takes you to an american :biggrin: Try the good old BBC...Pickled red cabbage recipe | BBC Good Food If you substitute white wine vinegar and white wine, no reason it shouldn't work for green/white cabbage.
    Scrub that one! Clicking on the 'Directions' button takes you to an american :biggrin: Try the good old BBC...Pickled red cabbage recipe | BBC Good Food If you substitute white wine vinegar and white wine,...
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