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  1. Phil A

    GLASTONBURY LIVE

    Only watched Public Enemy (guest bassist Davey DMX!!!), was pretty good! I don't know if that means anything to anyone on here however :snork:
    Only watched Public Enemy (guest bassist Davey DMX!!!), was pretty good! I don't know if that means anything to anyone on here however :snork:
    Only watched Public Enemy (guest bassist Davey DMX!!!), was pretty good! I don't know if that means anything to anyone on here however :snork:
    Only watched Public Enemy (guest bassist Davey DMX!!!), was pretty good! I don't know if that means anything to anyone on here however :snork:
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  2. Fat Controller

    Bad for you?

    I had the most terrible craving for Nuttals Mintos when I was pregnant (peppermint for indigestion?) After daughter was born my Mother was in the sweetie shop where she'd been buying my supplies...
    I had the most terrible craving for Nuttals Mintos when I was pregnant (peppermint for indigestion?) After daughter was born my Mother was in the sweetie shop where she'd been buying my supplies of the Mintos from. The shop owner enquired as to whether my baby had arrived and on hearing it had...
    I had the most terrible craving for Nuttals Mintos when I was pregnant (peppermint for indigestion?) After daughter was born my Mother was in the sweetie shop where she'd been buying my supplies of the Mintos from. The shop owner enquired as to...
    I had the most terrible craving for Nuttals Mintos when I was pregnant (peppermint for indigestion?) After daughter was born my Mother was in the sweetie shop where she'd been buying my supplies...
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  3. wiseowl

    Which is healthier for Butter or Margerine?

    I cannot understand having butter on a bacon sarnie, or any hot food really, it makes the whole thing too greasy as it melts. I am a true carnivore and get withdrawal if I have had no meat that...
    I cannot understand having butter on a bacon sarnie, or any hot food really, it makes the whole thing too greasy as it melts. I am a true carnivore and get withdrawal if I have had no meat that day, I have high cholesterol, controlled by medication, and have never used butter on everything but...
    I cannot understand having butter on a bacon sarnie, or any hot food really, it makes the whole thing too greasy as it melts. I am a true carnivore and get withdrawal if I have had no meat that day, I have high cholesterol, controlled by...
    I cannot understand having butter on a bacon sarnie, or any hot food really, it makes the whole thing too greasy as it melts. I am a true carnivore and get withdrawal if I have had no meat that...
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  4. shiney

    Another Balls Up!!!!

    I think Ed Balls is about the same as any other politician from any other political party. If any one of them told me that grass was green, and have to go out and check.
    I think Ed Balls is about the same as any other politician from any other political party. If any one of them told me that grass was green, and have to go out and check.
    I think Ed Balls is about the same as any other politician from any other political party. If any one of them told me that grass was green, and have to go out and check.
    I think Ed Balls is about the same as any other politician from any other political party. If any one of them told me that grass was green, and have to go out and check.
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  5. longk

    Most Inspiring Book of the Week

    The book of the week on Radio 4 this week is "The Reason I Jump". Written by a 13 year old autistic boy in an effort to describe what it's like from where he is, it is incredibly moving. Find it...
    The book of the week on Radio 4 this week is "The Reason I Jump". Written by a 13 year old autistic boy in an effort to describe what it's like from where he is, it is incredibly moving. Find it here.
    The book of the week on Radio 4 this week is "The Reason I Jump". Written by a 13 year old autistic boy in an effort to describe what it's like from where he is, it is incredibly moving. Find it here.
    The book of the week on Radio 4 this week is "The Reason I Jump". Written by a 13 year old autistic boy in an effort to describe what it's like from where he is, it is incredibly moving. Find it...
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  6. clueless1

    How do you describe a concept that is all you know?

    An ideal world would be one with no money, the ultimate slave driver.
    An ideal world would be one with no money, the ultimate slave driver.
    An ideal world would be one with no money, the ultimate slave driver.
    An ideal world would be one with no money, the ultimate slave driver.
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  7. Fat Controller
    Funny x 5

    This green-fingered malarky.....

    Good grief - I've got enough keeping upsides with the thirty odd that I have at the moment!
    Good grief - I've got enough keeping upsides with the thirty odd that I have at the moment!
    Good grief - I've got enough keeping upsides with the thirty odd that I have at the moment!
    Good grief - I've got enough keeping upsides with the thirty odd that I have at the moment!
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  8. Fat Controller
    Like x 3

    Truly amazing!

    So did I, but apparently they recover them. Quite something hearing the metal groaning and clanking as its falling back to earth. I wonder how they know where they are going to come back down...
    So did I, but apparently they recover them. Quite something hearing the metal groaning and clanking as its falling back to earth. I wonder how they know where they are going to come back down too as well? They must have some sort of fairly foolproof plan to ensure that they drop into the sea?
    So did I, but apparently they recover them. Quite something hearing the metal groaning and clanking as its falling back to earth. I wonder how they know where they are going to come back down too as well? They must have some sort of fairly...
    So did I, but apparently they recover them. Quite something hearing the metal groaning and clanking as its falling back to earth. I wonder how they know where they are going to come back down...
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  9. Fat Controller

    BBC 2 - The Routemasters

    That was the one - I ended up doing 18-hours straight, home for 5 hours sleep and then back in for a further 16-hours before some normality was properly restored. As I say, I fully understand...
    That was the one - I ended up doing 18-hours straight, home for 5 hours sleep and then back in for a further 16-hours before some normality was properly restored. As I say, I fully understand peoples frustration when things go wrong, but to point the finger (and get abusive) as they do...
    That was the one - I ended up doing 18-hours straight, home for 5 hours sleep and then back in for a further 16-hours before some normality was properly restored. As I say, I fully understand peoples frustration when things go wrong, but to...
    That was the one - I ended up doing 18-hours straight, home for 5 hours sleep and then back in for a further 16-hours before some normality was properly restored. As I say, I fully understand...
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  10. lazydog

    Sad news

    The sad thing is there are very few "normal" people on the box and Mick came accross as just that a normal bloke non of this celebrity nonsense,just a intelligent down to earth no nonsense type of...
    The sad thing is there are very few "normal" people on the box and Mick came accross as just that a normal bloke non of this celebrity nonsense,just a intelligent down to earth no nonsense type of bloke. Cheers Mick for many pleasant Sunday afternoons :ccheers:
    The sad thing is there are very few "normal" people on the box and Mick came accross as just that a normal bloke non of this celebrity nonsense,just a intelligent down to earth no nonsense type of bloke. Cheers Mick for many pleasant Sunday...
    The sad thing is there are very few "normal" people on the box and Mick came accross as just that a normal bloke non of this celebrity nonsense,just a intelligent down to earth no nonsense type of...
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  11. OxfordNick

    Hidcote - a Garden for all seasons

    Just watching Hidcote - a garden for all seasons whilst pretending to work - its a repeat from 2011 but well worth a look if you havent seen it. On iPlayer until 2nd July.
    Just watching Hidcote - a garden for all seasons whilst pretending to work - its a repeat from 2011 but well worth a look if you havent seen it. On iPlayer until 2nd July.
    Just watching Hidcote - a garden for all seasons whilst pretending to work - its a repeat from 2011 but well worth a look if you havent seen it. On iPlayer until 2nd July.
    Just watching Hidcote - a garden for all seasons whilst pretending to work - its a repeat from 2011 but well worth a look if you havent seen it. On iPlayer until 2nd July.
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  12. Sheal
    Like x 4

    Snow sculpture

    Wow Somebody made one outside a local school round my way last year, but I think it's not appropriate to post in this thread :)
    Wow Somebody made one outside a local school round my way last year, but I think it's not appropriate to post in this thread :)
    Wow Somebody made one outside a local school round my way last year, but I think it's not appropriate to post in this thread :)
    Wow Somebody made one outside a local school round my way last year, but I think it's not appropriate to post in this thread :)
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  13. Sheal

    Betwixt and between....help please!

    Thanks FC. :)
    Thanks FC. :)
    Thanks FC. :)
    Thanks FC. :)
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  14. Phil A
    Agree x 5

    Jeremy Forrest

    He won't serve it though, he is over 70!! Val
    He won't serve it though, he is over 70!! Val
    He won't serve it though, he is over 70!! Val
    He won't serve it though, he is over 70!! Val
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  15. Val..

    Where did the Andy Murray match go???

    Thank you VERY much clu, that is very kind of you!!! Val
    Thank you VERY much clu, that is very kind of you!!! Val
    Thank you VERY much clu, that is very kind of you!!! Val
    Thank you VERY much clu, that is very kind of you!!! Val
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  16. Fat Controller

    And we think British roads are bad?

    I think this has been put up here in past years ... just mind-boggling ... :yikes:
    I think this has been put up here in past years ... just mind-boggling ... :yikes:
    I think this has been put up here in past years ... just mind-boggling ... :yikes:
    I think this has been put up here in past years ... just mind-boggling ... :yikes:
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  17. nFrost

    Eelectrostatic Seed & Embryo Modifications

    Surely if it was that easy, all the supermarkets would be doing it or pushing it?
    Surely if it was that easy, all the supermarkets would be doing it or pushing it?
    Surely if it was that easy, all the supermarkets would be doing it or pushing it?
    Surely if it was that easy, all the supermarkets would be doing it or pushing it?
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  18. Sheal
    Like x 5

    I've been busy......

    Oh it's LOVELY!!!! :wub2: what a sweet lil cabin!!! Val
    Oh it's LOVELY!!!! :wub2: what a sweet lil cabin!!! Val
    Oh it's LOVELY!!!! :wub2: what a sweet lil cabin!!! Val
    Oh it's LOVELY!!!! :wub2: what a sweet lil cabin!!! Val
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  19. Fat Controller

    Foundations?

    Even porch extensions may need planning approval. It depends on local regs as well, but extending forward of the 'building line' always required approval. Of course, the front of the house may...
    Even porch extensions may need planning approval. It depends on local regs as well, but extending forward of the 'building line' always required approval. Of course, the front of the house may not be up to the 'building line'. Under any circumstances, I would not be happy to have an...
    Even porch extensions may need planning approval. It depends on local regs as well, but extending forward of the 'building line' always required approval. Of course, the front of the house may not be up to the 'building line'. Under any...
    Even porch extensions may need planning approval. It depends on local regs as well, but extending forward of the 'building line' always required approval. Of course, the front of the house may...
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  20. Fat Controller

    To do list - how long is yours?

    Thanks 'M' I hadn't even noticed the :blue thumb:, Another senior moment! :heehee:
    Thanks 'M' I hadn't even noticed the :blue thumb:, Another senior moment! :heehee:
    Thanks 'M' I hadn't even noticed the :blue thumb:, Another senior moment! :heehee:
    Thanks 'M' I hadn't even noticed the :blue thumb:, Another senior moment! :heehee:
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