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  1. silu

    Where has the freebies/swaps section gone?

    Thanks Zigs will repost there. Very happy to save seed for you Liliana and Jungle Jane. Just maybe PM me and leave message to say you want some then I'll contact everybody when the seed is ready.
    Thanks Zigs will repost there. Very happy to save seed for you Liliana and Jungle Jane. Just maybe PM me and leave message to say you want some then I'll contact everybody when the seed is ready.
    Thanks Zigs will repost there. Very happy to save seed for you Liliana and Jungle Jane. Just maybe PM me and leave message to say you want some then I'll contact everybody when the seed is ready.
    Thanks Zigs will repost there. Very happy to save seed for you Liliana and Jungle Jane. Just maybe PM me and leave message to say you want some then I'll contact everybody when the seed is ready.
    silu, Jun 8, 2013
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    silu
    Jun 8, 2013
  2. "M"
    Funny x 5

    OMG: I've just been locked IN!!!

    Bit like the joke of the travelling salesman who arrives very late at a B&B which he hadn't stayed in before. Owner showed saleman his room and mentioned the bathroom was down the passageway ie...
    Bit like the joke of the travelling salesman who arrives very late at a B&B which he hadn't stayed in before. Owner showed saleman his room and mentioned the bathroom was down the passageway ie not an ensuite room. Salesman was dead beat so just got undressed and went straight to bed without...
    Bit like the joke of the travelling salesman who arrives very late at a B&B which he hadn't stayed in before. Owner showed saleman his room and mentioned the bathroom was down the passageway ie not an ensuite room. Salesman was dead beat so just...
    Bit like the joke of the travelling salesman who arrives very late at a B&B which he hadn't stayed in before. Owner showed saleman his room and mentioned the bathroom was down the passageway ie...
    "M", Jun 7, 2013
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    silu
    Jun 8, 2013
  3. clueless1

    Strange people

    Mine to, as that was when all the windows were shut and all the cat dandruff stayed in the house :thud:
    Mine to, as that was when all the windows were shut and all the cat dandruff stayed in the house :thud:
    Mine to, as that was when all the windows were shut and all the cat dandruff stayed in the house :thud:
    Mine to, as that was when all the windows were shut and all the cat dandruff stayed in the house :thud:
    clueless1, Jun 6, 2013 ... 2
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    Phil A
    Jun 7, 2013
  4. clueless1

    Been robbed of £200

    I totally agree about you cancelling your account etc. I dont think I will be using ebay / paypal after hearing about this. I get confused with the simplist transactions.
    I totally agree about you cancelling your account etc. I dont think I will be using ebay / paypal after hearing about this. I get confused with the simplist transactions.
    I totally agree about you cancelling your account etc. I dont think I will be using ebay / paypal after hearing about this. I get confused with the simplist transactions.
    I totally agree about you cancelling your account etc. I dont think I will be using ebay / paypal after hearing about this. I get confused with the simplist transactions.
    clueless1, Jun 6, 2013
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    Hannah's Rose Garden
    Jun 7, 2013
  5. Phil A

    24,997

    Where's Melinda when you need her to stamp out this sort of behaviour?
    Where's Melinda when you need her to stamp out this sort of behaviour?
    Where's Melinda when you need her to stamp out this sort of behaviour?
    Where's Melinda when you need her to stamp out this sort of behaviour?
    Phil A, Jun 5, 2013 ... 2 3
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    JWK
    Jun 7, 2013
  6. miraflores

    Cheltenham - plane crushes in garden

    Phew! Thank goodness no one was seriously hurt. Water feature? :roflol:
    Phew! Thank goodness no one was seriously hurt. Water feature? :roflol:
    Phew! Thank goodness no one was seriously hurt. Water feature? :roflol:
    Phew! Thank goodness no one was seriously hurt. Water feature? :roflol:
    miraflores, Jun 6, 2013
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    "M"
    Jun 6, 2013
  7. Lorea
    Like x 3

    SONGS ABOUT GARDENING

    Lorea, May 20, 2013 ... 3 4 5
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    Lorea
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  8. Val..
    Like x 3

    If you come to Hay don't bring your Kindle

    I say nothing!!!
    I say nothing!!!
    I say nothing!!!
    I say nothing!!!
    Val.., May 31, 2013 ... 2 3 4
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    shiney
    Jun 6, 2013
  9. **Yvonne**

    Calling all reclaim materials experts!

    **Yvonne**, Jun 5, 2013
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    miraflores
    Jun 5, 2013
  10. Victoria

    Robot Vacuum Cleaner

    I did change my mind in the end, with a house completely of tiled floors and bought a VAX steam mop ... best thing I have ever done, what a breeze 'mopping' now. :yes:
    I did change my mind in the end, with a house completely of tiled floors and bought a VAX steam mop ... best thing I have ever done, what a breeze 'mopping' now. :yes:
    I did change my mind in the end, with a house completely of tiled floors and bought a VAX steam mop ... best thing I have ever done, what a breeze 'mopping' now. :yes:
    I did change my mind in the end, with a house completely of tiled floors and bought a VAX steam mop ... best thing I have ever done, what a breeze 'mopping' now. :yes:
    Victoria, Dec 5, 2012 ... 2
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    Victoria
    Jun 5, 2013
  11. wiseowl

    Rochester Dickens Festival To Day

    Not particularly; my friends belong to a group which enjoy dressing as period characters and attending events. Also, they raise money for charity by dressing up and it does draw in (some)...
    Not particularly; my friends belong to a group which enjoy dressing as period characters and attending events. Also, they raise money for charity by dressing up and it does draw in (some) crowds who enjoy the added atmosphere it brings. Those who take it seriously spend their own time and...
    Not particularly; my friends belong to a group which enjoy dressing as period characters and attending events. Also, they raise money for charity by dressing up and it does draw in (some) crowds who enjoy the added atmosphere it brings. ...
    Not particularly; my friends belong to a group which enjoy dressing as period characters and attending events. Also, they raise money for charity by dressing up and it does draw in (some)...
    wiseowl, Jun 1, 2013
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    "M"
    Jun 5, 2013
  12. Phil A

    Happy Birthday Sheal

    Sorry I missed it . Belated Birthday Wishes Sheal.
    Sorry I missed it . Belated Birthday Wishes Sheal.
    Sorry I missed it . Belated Birthday Wishes Sheal.
    Sorry I missed it . Belated Birthday Wishes Sheal.
    Phil A, Jun 4, 2013 ... 2 3
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    strongylodon
    Jun 5, 2013
  13. Lolimac

    Happy Birthday Bilbo...

    Sorry Bilbo, only just saw this (bin away:)) but a belated Happy Birthday to you:blue thumb:
    Sorry Bilbo, only just saw this (bin away:)) but a belated Happy Birthday to you:blue thumb:
    Sorry Bilbo, only just saw this (bin away:)) but a belated Happy Birthday to you:blue thumb:
    Sorry Bilbo, only just saw this (bin away:)) but a belated Happy Birthday to you:blue thumb:
    Lolimac, Jun 2, 2013 ... 2
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    Freddy
    Jun 4, 2013
  14. **Yvonne**
    Like x 3

    Walking along the Leeds - Liverpool canal today...

    I'll have to go to the canal and have a look....maybe I'll go with OH when he takes his dog. Just hope he doesn't fall face first into the water. The dog I mean, not OH. :roflol:
    I'll have to go to the canal and have a look....maybe I'll go with OH when he takes his dog. Just hope he doesn't fall face first into the water. The dog I mean, not OH. :roflol:
    I'll have to go to the canal and have a look....maybe I'll go with OH when he takes his dog. Just hope he doesn't fall face first into the water. The dog I mean, not OH. :roflol:
    I'll have to go to the canal and have a look....maybe I'll go with OH when he takes his dog. Just hope he doesn't fall face first into the water. The dog I mean, not OH. :roflol:
    **Yvonne**, Jun 3, 2013
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    Fern4
    Jun 3, 2013
  15. Phil A
    Like x 14

    Look what Jenny made for us

    It was a bit like this, though the strawberries had proper little yellow seed dots in them and there was tufts of yellow straw sticking out around the berries. Jenny may have to make one to have...
    It was a bit like this, though the strawberries had proper little yellow seed dots in them and there was tufts of yellow straw sticking out around the berries. Jenny may have to make one to have with a strawberries and cream tea...:wub2:
    It was a bit like this, though the strawberries had proper little yellow seed dots in them and there was tufts of yellow straw sticking out around the berries. Jenny may have to make one to have with a strawberries and cream tea...:wub2:
    It was a bit like this, though the strawberries had proper little yellow seed dots in them and there was tufts of yellow straw sticking out around the berries. Jenny may have to make one to have...
    Phil A, May 27, 2013
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    Jenny namaste
    Jun 3, 2013
  16. miraflores

    davidia involucrata

    Is that the one that is known as the handkerchief tree? EDIT - if I'd clicked your link, I would have seen that it was, sorry :oops:When I lived back home in Scotland, there was a local mental...
    Is that the one that is known as the handkerchief tree? EDIT - if I'd clicked your link, I would have seen that it was, sorry :oops:When I lived back home in Scotland, there was a local mental health hospital (now a university) called the Crichton Royal, and they had beautiful gardens, and had...
    Is that the one that is known as the handkerchief tree? EDIT - if I'd clicked your link, I would have seen that it was, sorry :oops:When I lived back home in Scotland, there was a local mental health hospital (now a university) called the...
    Is that the one that is known as the handkerchief tree? EDIT - if I'd clicked your link, I would have seen that it was, sorry :oops:When I lived back home in Scotland, there was a local mental...
    miraflores, Jun 3, 2013
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    Fat Controller
    Jun 3, 2013
  17. miraflores

    nickel allergy

    I was so drunk I didn`t realise,,,:rolleyespink:
    I was so drunk I didn`t realise,,,:rolleyespink:
    I was so drunk I didn`t realise,,,:rolleyespink:
    I was so drunk I didn`t realise,,,:rolleyespink:
    miraflores, Jun 2, 2013
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    pamsdish
    Jun 2, 2013
  18. Lorea
    Informative x 3

    WORST SUMMER SINCE 1816

    i love summer, its my favourite day of the year:heehee:
    i love summer, its my favourite day of the year:heehee:
    i love summer, its my favourite day of the year:heehee:
    i love summer, its my favourite day of the year:heehee:
    Lorea, May 29, 2013 ... 2 3
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    honeybunny
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  19. clueless1

    Thought I'd take it easy today...

    :dunno::new::snork:
    :dunno::new::snork:
    :dunno::new::snork:
    :dunno::new::snork:
    clueless1, Jun 1, 2013
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    ARMANDII
    Jun 2, 2013
  20. Phil A
    Like x 3

    A Big Thank You

    I do have those under my mattress, Harry, but that one is not mine as mine all start from 01:snork:
    I do have those under my mattress, Harry, but that one is not mine as mine all start from 01:snork:
    I do have those under my mattress, Harry, but that one is not mine as mine all start from 01:snork:
    I do have those under my mattress, Harry, but that one is not mine as mine all start from 01:snork:
    Phil A, May 27, 2013
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    ARMANDII
    Jun 1, 2013
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