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  1. clueless1
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    CL1 Family Jollies

    Day 5: Taking it easy. Just popped up to visit my dad, then off to Staithes to show the lad where they film one of his favourite TV programmes. Day 6: Popped along to Knaresborough to see...
    Day 5: Taking it easy. Just popped up to visit my dad, then off to Staithes to show the lad where they film one of his favourite TV programmes. Day 6: Popped along to Knaresborough to see Mother Shipton's cave. Had a wander about through some random meadows and near the river. Got some pics...
    Day 5: Taking it easy. Just popped up to visit my dad, then off to Staithes to show the lad where they film one of his favourite TV programmes. Day 6: Popped along to Knaresborough to see Mother Shipton's cave. Had a wander about through...
    Day 5: Taking it easy. Just popped up to visit my dad, then off to Staithes to show the lad where they film one of his favourite TV programmes. Day 6: Popped along to Knaresborough to see...
    clueless1, May 29, 2013 ... 2
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    clueless1
    May 31, 2013
  2. Val..

    Question for Zigs.

    Whoever put that cement pointing in is liable to an unlimited fine and/or a year in prison if he did it without listed building consent, and I can't see a conservation officer allowing cement...
    Whoever put that cement pointing in is liable to an unlimited fine and/or a year in prison if he did it without listed building consent, and I can't see a conservation officer allowing cement pointing. Its that that's speeding up the damage by not letting the wall breathe properly. In reality,...
    Whoever put that cement pointing in is liable to an unlimited fine and/or a year in prison if he did it without listed building consent, and I can't see a conservation officer allowing cement pointing. Its that that's speeding up the damage by...
    Whoever put that cement pointing in is liable to an unlimited fine and/or a year in prison if he did it without listed building consent, and I can't see a conservation officer allowing cement...
    Val.., May 30, 2013
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    Phil A
    May 31, 2013
  3. clueless1

    Plumbing question

    DIY you will require the pipe cutter It would be easier for you or a plumber to do the cap outwith the bathroom, preferably at the manifold, or even just outside the bathroom door, Where you...
    DIY you will require the pipe cutter It would be easier for you or a plumber to do the cap outwith the bathroom, preferably at the manifold, or even just outside the bathroom door, Where you will not need to lift and break a tile or at worst the toilet itself (they are prone to crack on...
    DIY you will require the pipe cutter It would be easier for you or a plumber to do the cap outwith the bathroom, preferably at the manifold, or even just outside the bathroom door, Where you will not need to lift and break a tile or at worst...
    DIY you will require the pipe cutter It would be easier for you or a plumber to do the cap outwith the bathroom, preferably at the manifold, or even just outside the bathroom door, Where you...
    clueless1, May 30, 2013 ... 2
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    Jack McHammocklashing
    May 30, 2013
  4. shiney

    Bigger Fines and Points on Licence

    But 'mooning' is already an offense!!!!! :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    But 'mooning' is already an offense!!!!! :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    But 'mooning' is already an offense!!!!! :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    But 'mooning' is already an offense!!!!! :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    shiney, May 21, 2013 ... 2
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    shiney
    May 30, 2013
  5. moyra

    Memory Foam Mattresses.

    That all depends on what the baked bean consumption has been like on any given evening. :biggrin:
    That all depends on what the baked bean consumption has been like on any given evening. :biggrin:
    That all depends on what the baked bean consumption has been like on any given evening. :biggrin:
    That all depends on what the baked bean consumption has been like on any given evening. :biggrin:
    moyra, May 28, 2013 ... 2
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    Fat Controller
    May 29, 2013
  6. Fat Controller

    Horrifying!

    When I was a 'young man about town', on one night out one of the lads who'd only just got his first car, which happened to be a Vauxhall Nova, decided to stay sober and be Des. Our group grew...
    When I was a 'young man about town', on one night out one of the lads who'd only just got his first car, which happened to be a Vauxhall Nova, decided to stay sober and be Des. Our group grew significantly as we went about that night as we bumped into some more friends and pulled a lady or...
    When I was a 'young man about town', on one night out one of the lads who'd only just got his first car, which happened to be a Vauxhall Nova, decided to stay sober and be Des. Our group grew significantly as we went about that night as we...
    When I was a 'young man about town', on one night out one of the lads who'd only just got his first car, which happened to be a Vauxhall Nova, decided to stay sober and be Des. Our group grew...
    Fat Controller, May 23, 2013 ... 4 5 6
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    clueless1
    May 29, 2013
  7. shiney
    Funny x 11

    Could This Be Zigs?

    It's time to feed me!
    It's time to feed me!
    It's time to feed me!
    It's time to feed me!
    shiney, May 27, 2013
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    Grannie Annie
    May 28, 2013
  8. HarryS

    Bowie 5 Years BBC2

    One of the best Bowie docs that I've seen! Have you heard his latest album? Something of a return to form IMO..............
    One of the best Bowie docs that I've seen! Have you heard his latest album? Something of a return to form IMO..............
    One of the best Bowie docs that I've seen! Have you heard his latest album? Something of a return to form IMO..............
    One of the best Bowie docs that I've seen! Have you heard his latest album? Something of a return to form IMO..............
    HarryS, May 26, 2013
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    longk
    May 28, 2013
  9. Jack McHammocklashing

    It is a strange world

    ........and as for footballers Jack, don't get me started! :gaah:
    ........and as for footballers Jack, don't get me started! :gaah:
    ........and as for footballers Jack, don't get me started! :gaah:
    ........and as for footballers Jack, don't get me started! :gaah:
    Jack McHammocklashing, May 27, 2013
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    Sheal
    May 28, 2013
  10. Phil A

    Google search

    Mines in my favourites. :)
    Mines in my favourites. :)
    Mines in my favourites. :)
    Mines in my favourites. :)
    Phil A, May 27, 2013
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    Sheal
    May 28, 2013
  11. miraflores

    new roller-coaster at alton towers

    I would never ever ever try it...
    I would never ever ever try it...
    I would never ever ever try it...
    I would never ever ever try it...
    miraflores, May 27, 2013
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    miraflores
    May 27, 2013
  12. Lorea

    The history of English in ten minutes

    Lorea, May 27, 2013
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    Lorea
    May 27, 2013
  13. MichaelJohn

    Eye Floaters

    O/H gets Blepharitis & so gets a lot of floaters.. A cousin had a detached retina too so get it checked... Eyes are so precious... Go to your optician as they are brilliant at diagnosing eye...
    O/H gets Blepharitis & so gets a lot of floaters.. A cousin had a detached retina too so get it checked... Eyes are so precious... Go to your optician as they are brilliant at diagnosing eye problems... They will be able to tell you straight away...
    O/H gets Blepharitis & so gets a lot of floaters.. A cousin had a detached retina too so get it checked... Eyes are so precious... Go to your optician as they are brilliant at diagnosing eye problems... They will be able to tell you straight away...
    O/H gets Blepharitis & so gets a lot of floaters.. A cousin had a detached retina too so get it checked... Eyes are so precious... Go to your optician as they are brilliant at diagnosing eye...
    MichaelJohn, May 27, 2013
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    Marley Farley
    May 27, 2013
  14. Sheal

    Greaseproof

    No sorry tin foil won't work. The loaf will sweat, as it's moist when it's cooked anyway, I don't want a soggy mess. I'll have a look around in town on my next visit......about three months from...
    No sorry tin foil won't work. The loaf will sweat, as it's moist when it's cooked anyway, I don't want a soggy mess. I'll have a look around in town on my next visit......about three months from now. :heehee: Thanks all. :)
    No sorry tin foil won't work. The loaf will sweat, as it's moist when it's cooked anyway, I don't want a soggy mess. I'll have a look around in town on my next visit......about three months from now. :heehee: Thanks all. :)
    No sorry tin foil won't work. The loaf will sweat, as it's moist when it's cooked anyway, I don't want a soggy mess. I'll have a look around in town on my next visit......about three months from...
    Sheal, May 24, 2013
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    Sheal
    May 26, 2013
  15. miraflores

    skin changes

    Been there, done that too Daisees ... with a bikini in Atlanta, Georgia. T'other half had a conference to attend and I went along and sat at the pool reading for several hours ... it was...
    Been there, done that too Daisees ... with a bikini in Atlanta, Georgia. T'other half had a conference to attend and I went along and sat at the pool reading for several hours ... it was completely overcast but very warm. I was so sore I had to sleep in the bikini bottom as it was too painful...
    Been there, done that too Daisees ... with a bikini in Atlanta, Georgia. T'other half had a conference to attend and I went along and sat at the pool reading for several hours ... it was completely overcast but very warm. I was so sore I had to...
    Been there, done that too Daisees ... with a bikini in Atlanta, Georgia. T'other half had a conference to attend and I went along and sat at the pool reading for several hours ... it was...
    miraflores, May 24, 2013
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    Victoria
    May 26, 2013
  16. Fat Controller

    Learning when to stop digging.....

    this was on our local news. she was blabbing on about how she's been suspended from her job at a solicitors & how sorry she was. No she isn't, she's sorry she got caught. and from the interview I...
    this was on our local news. she was blabbing on about how she's been suspended from her job at a solicitors & how sorry she was. No she isn't, she's sorry she got caught. and from the interview I saw, she's none too bright, used bad grammar and she works in a solicitors office!? I think we could...
    this was on our local news. she was blabbing on about how she's been suspended from her job at a solicitors & how sorry she was. No she isn't, she's sorry she got caught. and from the interview I saw, she's none too bright, used bad grammar and...
    this was on our local news. she was blabbing on about how she's been suspended from her job at a solicitors & how sorry she was. No she isn't, she's sorry she got caught. and from the interview I...
    Fat Controller, May 23, 2013
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    RandyRos
    May 25, 2013
  17. miraflores

    best mashed potatoes?

    Must be:
    Must be:
    Must be:
    Must be:
    miraflores, May 22, 2013
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    JWK
    May 22, 2013
  18. Phil A

    Oxford

    It's still friendly. I know Andy well - two sides to every story and all that.......... It was run for a good while by Bill Heine, onto whose home the Shark was erected. Haven't been up there...
    It's still friendly. I know Andy well - two sides to every story and all that.......... It was run for a good while by Bill Heine, onto whose home the Shark was erected. Haven't been up there for three years or more, but I'm sure that it's still there.
    It's still friendly. I know Andy well - two sides to every story and all that.......... It was run for a good while by Bill Heine, onto whose home the Shark was erected. Haven't been up there for three years or more, but I'm sure that it's...
    It's still friendly. I know Andy well - two sides to every story and all that.......... It was run for a good while by Bill Heine, onto whose home the Shark was erected. Haven't been up there...
    Phil A, May 18, 2013 ... 2
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    longk
    May 22, 2013
  19. Bilbo675
    Like x 11

    Had Something Published

    You little Tinca, Bilbo!!:loll::thumbsup::snork:
    You little Tinca, Bilbo!!:loll::thumbsup::snork:
    You little Tinca, Bilbo!!:loll::thumbsup::snork:
    You little Tinca, Bilbo!!:loll::thumbsup::snork:
    Bilbo675, May 19, 2013 ... 2
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    ARMANDII
    May 22, 2013
  20. "M"

    Heartwarming moment ...

    I have gone through hundreds of tornados whilst I lived in Alabama ... one of the reasons I don't live there anymore! :hate-shocked: The business t'other half worked for was flattened one year and 34 died in...
    I have gone through hundreds of tornados whilst I lived in Alabama ... one of the reasons I don't live there anymore! :hate-shocked: The business t'other half worked for was flattened one year and 34 died in our small town. I have seen cars flung up in the air landing on electrical lines overhead with...
    I have gone through hundreds of tornados whilst I lived in Alabama ... one of the reasons I don't live there anymore! :hate-shocked: The business t'other half worked for was flattened one year and 34 died in our small town. I have seen cars flung up in the...
    I have gone through hundreds of tornados whilst I lived in Alabama ... one of the reasons I don't live there anymore! :hate-shocked: The business t'other half worked for was flattened one year and 34 died in...
    "M", May 21, 2013
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    Victoria
    May 21, 2013
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