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  1. miraflores

    should I try this honey dust?

    but lots of botulinum bacterias...
    but lots of botulinum bacterias...
    but lots of botulinum bacterias...
    but lots of botulinum bacterias...
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  2. Jenny namaste

    Chris Hadfield's return from ISS on Tuesday 14th May 2013

    Very brave, and a perilous journey with very good pay and a view to die for On the other hand not sat in a box at 40c getting shot at or blown up, in Afganistan That is BRAVE Jack McH
    Very brave, and a perilous journey with very good pay and a view to die for On the other hand not sat in a box at 40c getting shot at or blown up, in Afganistan That is BRAVE Jack McH
    Very brave, and a perilous journey with very good pay and a view to die for On the other hand not sat in a box at 40c getting shot at or blown up, in Afganistan That is BRAVE Jack McH
    Very brave, and a perilous journey with very good pay and a view to die for On the other hand not sat in a box at 40c getting shot at or blown up, in Afganistan That is BRAVE Jack McH
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  3. Sheal

    Suspense!

    Try Zigs, he might enjoy a busman's holiday! :)
    Try Zigs, he might enjoy a busman's holiday! :)
    Try Zigs, he might enjoy a busman's holiday! :)
    Try Zigs, he might enjoy a busman's holiday! :)
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  4. Fat Controller

    Jessica Ennis gets married

    On a scale of one to ten, I'd give her one..... ;) Seriously though, she is a lovely woman - I've never seen her looking in the least bit glum, she has a really nice manner about her, and she is...
    On a scale of one to ten, I'd give her one..... ;) Seriously though, she is a lovely woman - I've never seen her looking in the least bit glum, she has a really nice manner about her, and she is really pretty.
    On a scale of one to ten, I'd give her one..... ;) Seriously though, she is a lovely woman - I've never seen her looking in the least bit glum, she has a really nice manner about her, and she is really pretty.
    On a scale of one to ten, I'd give her one..... ;) Seriously though, she is a lovely woman - I've never seen her looking in the least bit glum, she has a really nice manner about her, and she is...
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  5. miraflores

    opinion on scaffolding

    Cool, One section at a time. I had to put a 2 metre deep concrete ring beam under my house without moving it. It can be done.
    Cool, One section at a time. I had to put a 2 metre deep concrete ring beam under my house without moving it. It can be done.
    Cool, One section at a time. I had to put a 2 metre deep concrete ring beam under my house without moving it. It can be done.
    Cool, One section at a time. I had to put a 2 metre deep concrete ring beam under my house without moving it. It can be done.
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  7. Fat Controller
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  8. "M"
    Like x 8

    Rendezvous: 5am!!!?

    Excellent :)......and it looks like Ozzy has made some new friends too! :doggieshmooze:
    Excellent :)......and it looks like Ozzy has made some new friends too! :doggieshmooze:
    Excellent :)......and it looks like Ozzy has made some new friends too! :doggieshmooze:
    Excellent :)......and it looks like Ozzy has made some new friends too! :doggieshmooze:
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  9. Madahhlia

    It has got to be a scam

    Would anyone like to buy some air? I can supply bags of fresh air for a modest fee. This is what the PPI companies are doing. They are taking advantage of a combination of two facts. 1) The...
    Would anyone like to buy some air? I can supply bags of fresh air for a modest fee. This is what the PPI companies are doing. They are taking advantage of a combination of two facts. 1) The courts have ruled that PPI was mis-sold in many cases and that people who've been ripped off can claim...
    Would anyone like to buy some air? I can supply bags of fresh air for a modest fee. This is what the PPI companies are doing. They are taking advantage of a combination of two facts. 1) The courts have ruled that PPI was mis-sold in many cases...
    Would anyone like to buy some air? I can supply bags of fresh air for a modest fee. This is what the PPI companies are doing. They are taking advantage of a combination of two facts. 1) The...
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  10. rustyroots
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    Amazing!!!!!

    awwww she's absolutely gorgeous Rusty, such a beautiful baby girl:wub2: im lovin' your choice of name, Orla's such a pretty Irish name, it means "golden princess"...it really suits her i think :)
    awwww she's absolutely gorgeous Rusty, such a beautiful baby girl:wub2: im lovin' your choice of name, Orla's such a pretty Irish name, it means "golden princess"...it really suits her i think :)
    awwww she's absolutely gorgeous Rusty, such a beautiful baby girl:wub2: im lovin' your choice of name, Orla's such a pretty Irish name, it means "golden princess"...it really suits her i think :)
    awwww she's absolutely gorgeous Rusty, such a beautiful baby girl:wub2: im lovin' your choice of name, Orla's such a pretty Irish name, it means "golden princess"...it really suits her i think :)
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  11. Jack McHammocklashing
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    The price of PAINT

    Jack, just wait until you start asking the price of wallpaper, it's extortionate now! :)
    Jack, just wait until you start asking the price of wallpaper, it's extortionate now! :)
    Jack, just wait until you start asking the price of wallpaper, it's extortionate now! :)
    Jack, just wait until you start asking the price of wallpaper, it's extortionate now! :)
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  12. miraflores

    David Beckham to retire

    I hope he will be able to manage now he is not earning a wage , we should organise a collection :biggrin:
    I hope he will be able to manage now he is not earning a wage , we should organise a collection :biggrin:
    I hope he will be able to manage now he is not earning a wage , we should organise a collection :biggrin:
    I hope he will be able to manage now he is not earning a wage , we should organise a collection :biggrin:
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  13. shiney

    Will You Watch This More Than Once?

    Erm, I think once is enough!!!:snork:
    Erm, I think once is enough!!!:snork:
    Erm, I think once is enough!!!:snork:
    Erm, I think once is enough!!!:snork:
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  14. miraflores

    Angelina Jolie shock news

    I have also read tonight she is planning having her ovaries removed also as her gene shows she has a 50% chance if she doesnt. Must be very frightening S
    I have also read tonight she is planning having her ovaries removed also as her gene shows she has a 50% chance if she doesnt. Must be very frightening S
    I have also read tonight she is planning having her ovaries removed also as her gene shows she has a 50% chance if she doesnt. Must be very frightening S
    I have also read tonight she is planning having her ovaries removed also as her gene shows she has a 50% chance if she doesnt. Must be very frightening S
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  15. Phil A

    Jet Stream Animation

    I prefer Toy Story 2 .
    I prefer Toy Story 2 .
    I prefer Toy Story 2 .
    I prefer Toy Story 2 .
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  16. music

    BUY BRITISH ?.

    I keep wondering where that hidden camera is! :what:
    I keep wondering where that hidden camera is! :what:
    I keep wondering where that hidden camera is! :what:
    I keep wondering where that hidden camera is! :what:
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  17. miraflores

    blonde

    Just yesterday I was reading about crochet hooks and what they are made of, and I suddenly bumped into this "blonde" which I guessed it is some sort of wood, but there was no way to find out from...
    Just yesterday I was reading about crochet hooks and what they are made of, and I suddenly bumped into this "blonde" which I guessed it is some sort of wood, but there was no way to find out from the article and I couldn't find any information.
    Just yesterday I was reading about crochet hooks and what they are made of, and I suddenly bumped into this "blonde" which I guessed it is some sort of wood, but there was no way to find out from the article and I couldn't find any information.
    Just yesterday I was reading about crochet hooks and what they are made of, and I suddenly bumped into this "blonde" which I guessed it is some sort of wood, but there was no way to find out from...
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  18. Phil A
    Like x 5

    When you build a Wattle & Daub Wall

    Oh, I forgot to mention, Tallow (Sheep fat) or Linseed oil was often mixed in with limewash to give it better water repellent properties. Smells though.
    Oh, I forgot to mention, Tallow (Sheep fat) or Linseed oil was often mixed in with limewash to give it better water repellent properties. Smells though.
    Oh, I forgot to mention, Tallow (Sheep fat) or Linseed oil was often mixed in with limewash to give it better water repellent properties. Smells though.
    Oh, I forgot to mention, Tallow (Sheep fat) or Linseed oil was often mixed in with limewash to give it better water repellent properties. Smells though.
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  19. shiney

    Counterfeit Money - A Moral Dilemma!

    Never knowingly had a counterfeit note . I have only had a £50 note once , never again ! What a palaver spending it . I was in a Spar shop some years ago , I offered up this £50 note , the manager...
    Never knowingly had a counterfeit note . I have only had a £50 note once , never again ! What a palaver spending it . I was in a Spar shop some years ago , I offered up this £50 note , the manager was called . I had to show proof of ID , also a tag was attached to the note with my name and...
    Never knowingly had a counterfeit note . I have only had a £50 note once , never again ! What a palaver spending it . I was in a Spar shop some years ago , I offered up this £50 note , the manager was called . I had to show proof of ID , also a...
    Never knowingly had a counterfeit note . I have only had a £50 note once , never again ! What a palaver spending it . I was in a Spar shop some years ago , I offered up this £50 note , the manager...
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