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  1. Kandy

    Will we see the Comet with this telescope...

    Whilst on holiday last week I had a text from a friend of mine who was moving out of the village and she wanted to know if we were interested in buying her hubbys Astronomical Telescope for...
    Whilst on holiday last week I had a text from a friend of mine who was moving out of the village and she wanted to know if we were interested in buying her hubbys Astronomical Telescope for £50.Anyway we went and picked it up this afternoon and Mr Kandy has been cleaning it up and putting it...
    Whilst on holiday last week I had a text from a friend of mine who was moving out of the village and she wanted to know if we were interested in buying her hubbys Astronomical Telescope for £50.Anyway we went and picked it up this afternoon and...
    Whilst on holiday last week I had a text from a friend of mine who was moving out of the village and she wanted to know if we were interested in buying her hubbys Astronomical Telescope for...
    Kandy, May 13, 2013
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  2. Phil A
    Like x 8

    Cheers for the Hat Lolimac

    That's it, me ol' china! :dbgrtmb:
    That's it, me ol' china! :dbgrtmb:
    That's it, me ol' china! :dbgrtmb:
    That's it, me ol' china! :dbgrtmb:
    Phil A, May 5, 2013
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    shiney
    May 13, 2013
  3. Folly Mon
    Like x 14

    My Nephew is ENGLISH Chapion @ Boxing

    Congratulations Danny! Our youngsters stir up our emotions when they do something to make us so proud, don't they Nick? I wish him all the best with his career. :dbgrtmb:
    Congratulations Danny! Our youngsters stir up our emotions when they do something to make us so proud, don't they Nick? I wish him all the best with his career. :dbgrtmb:
    Congratulations Danny! Our youngsters stir up our emotions when they do something to make us so proud, don't they Nick? I wish him all the best with his career. :dbgrtmb:
    Congratulations Danny! Our youngsters stir up our emotions when they do something to make us so proud, don't they Nick? I wish him all the best with his career. :dbgrtmb:
    Folly Mon, May 12, 2013
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    Sheal
    May 13, 2013
  4. clueless1
    Funny x 6

    Life

    It's amazing what you find when you're not looking for it. Talking of photo's....in my last house I searched everywhere for the few pics of the only flash car we ever owned and they never came to...
    It's amazing what you find when you're not looking for it. Talking of photo's....in my last house I searched everywhere for the few pics of the only flash car we ever owned and they never came to light, even when we moved, still nothing. It's really annoying as we have photo's of just about...
    It's amazing what you find when you're not looking for it. Talking of photo's....in my last house I searched everywhere for the few pics of the only flash car we ever owned and they never came to light, even when we moved, still nothing. It's...
    It's amazing what you find when you're not looking for it. Talking of photo's....in my last house I searched everywhere for the few pics of the only flash car we ever owned and they never came to...
    clueless1, May 11, 2013
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    Sheal
    May 13, 2013
  5. Phil A
    Like x 6

    House back on Rightmove

    Shared & Good Luck sunshine... :SUNsmile:
    Shared & Good Luck sunshine... :SUNsmile:
    Shared & Good Luck sunshine... :SUNsmile:
    Shared & Good Luck sunshine... :SUNsmile:
    Phil A, Apr 23, 2013 ... 2
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    Marley Farley
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  6. Folly Mon
    Like x 12

    Folly Mon On TV

    :wow:
    :wow:
    :wow:
    :wow:
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    Folly Mon, Apr 23, 2013 ... 2
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  7. miraflores

    misspelled word on billboard

    The student was floored when the lecturer explained their reasoning was flawed ;)
    The student was floored when the lecturer explained their reasoning was flawed ;)
    The student was floored when the lecturer explained their reasoning was flawed ;)
    The student was floored when the lecturer explained their reasoning was flawed ;)
    miraflores, Apr 21, 2013 ... 2
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    "M"
    May 11, 2013
  8. pamsdish
    Like x 7

    made me smile.

    Love it!!!! :snork:
    Love it!!!! :snork:
    Love it!!!! :snork:
    Love it!!!! :snork:
    pamsdish, May 10, 2013
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    Val..
    May 11, 2013
  9. Freddy

    Happy Birthday Jock

    A good mix of ports there, Jack :blue thumb: You're right about the ratrace. Even when able bodied it takes an enormous amount of stamina when it's such a port intensive cruise. I bet you got good service...
    A good mix of ports there, Jack :blue thumb: You're right about the ratrace. Even when able bodied it takes an enormous amount of stamina when it's such a port intensive cruise. I bet you got good service when lots of the others had gone ashore and you had plenty of room aboard. Back in the good old...
    A good mix of ports there, Jack :blue thumb: You're right about the ratrace. Even when able bodied it takes an enormous amount of stamina when it's such a port intensive cruise. I bet you got good service when lots of the others had gone ashore and you...
    A good mix of ports there, Jack :blue thumb: You're right about the ratrace. Even when able bodied it takes an enormous amount of stamina when it's such a port intensive cruise. I bet you got good service...
    Freddy, Apr 26, 2013 ... 2
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    shiney
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  10. hans

    Mushrooms

    Shame for her family she was doing her best. He will be a sad soul the husband.....and off mushrooms for a while.
    Shame for her family she was doing her best. He will be a sad soul the husband.....and off mushrooms for a while.
    Shame for her family she was doing her best. He will be a sad soul the husband.....and off mushrooms for a while.
    Shame for her family she was doing her best. He will be a sad soul the husband.....and off mushrooms for a while.
    hans, May 10, 2013
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    hans
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  11. clueless1
    Like x 4

    My gorgeous Swedish model

    Its official now. Agnetha is not called Agnetha. My son thinks its a silly name, and the more I think about it, the more I agree. So, our newest family member is now, Gotilda.
    Its official now. Agnetha is not called Agnetha. My son thinks its a silly name, and the more I think about it, the more I agree. So, our newest family member is now, Gotilda.
    Its official now. Agnetha is not called Agnetha. My son thinks its a silly name, and the more I think about it, the more I agree. So, our newest family member is now, Gotilda.
    Its official now. Agnetha is not called Agnetha. My son thinks its a silly name, and the more I think about it, the more I agree. So, our newest family member is now, Gotilda.
    clueless1, Mar 29, 2013 ... 2 3
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  12. Loofah

    A plague on you!

    :rofllol:
    :rofllol:
    :rofllol:
    :rofllol:
    Loofah, May 8, 2013
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    RandyRos
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  13. Fidgetsmum
    Agree x 3

    I do not believe it ...

    I've had a studio catalogue in June before, but you just set a new record! :huh:
    I've had a studio catalogue in June before, but you just set a new record! :huh:
    I've had a studio catalogue in June before, but you just set a new record! :huh:
    I've had a studio catalogue in June before, but you just set a new record! :huh:
    Fidgetsmum, May 8, 2013
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    RandyRos
    May 10, 2013
  14. miraflores

    do you happen to own an aquamarine Mason jar?

    I would have shared the spoils with you, honest!
    I would have shared the spoils with you, honest!
    I would have shared the spoils with you, honest!
    I would have shared the spoils with you, honest!
    miraflores, May 9, 2013
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    JWK
    May 10, 2013
  15. EddieJ
    Like x 5

    Something to restore your faith in people.

    You Can Not Show Stuff Like That On Here!!! I Crying Like Baby and Im at Work LOVELY!!!! Thank You For Shairing it With Us :wub2:
    You Can Not Show Stuff Like That On Here!!! I Crying Like Baby and Im at Work LOVELY!!!! Thank You For Shairing it With Us :wub2:
    You Can Not Show Stuff Like That On Here!!! I Crying Like Baby and Im at Work LOVELY!!!! Thank You For Shairing it With Us :wub2:
    You Can Not Show Stuff Like That On Here!!! I Crying Like Baby and Im at Work LOVELY!!!! Thank You For Shairing it With Us :wub2:
    EddieJ, May 5, 2013
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    Folly Mon
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  16. clueless1
    Like x 6

    NYM Railway (lots of pics)

    A Class 33 is the diesel in the 4th pic and a Class 47 is the bloke sat on the bench in the 5th.
    A Class 33 is the diesel in the 4th pic and a Class 47 is the bloke sat on the bench in the 5th.
    A Class 33 is the diesel in the 4th pic and a Class 47 is the bloke sat on the bench in the 5th.
    A Class 33 is the diesel in the 4th pic and a Class 47 is the bloke sat on the bench in the 5th.
    clueless1, May 4, 2013
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    Phil A
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  17. kindredspirit
    Like x 3

    How does this work?

    Very clever - its probably only a matter of time before someone manages to actually make a computer controlled instrument similar to the one in the animation.
    Very clever - its probably only a matter of time before someone manages to actually make a computer controlled instrument similar to the one in the animation.
    Very clever - its probably only a matter of time before someone manages to actually make a computer controlled instrument similar to the one in the animation.
    Very clever - its probably only a matter of time before someone manages to actually make a computer controlled instrument similar to the one in the animation.
    kindredspirit, May 7, 2013
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    Fat Controller
    May 8, 2013
  18. Loofah

    Be honest - who picked up some sunburn on Sunday?!

    Sunday? 15c was not exactly hot in Barnstaple particularly with a cold north wind.
    Sunday? 15c was not exactly hot in Barnstaple particularly with a cold north wind.
    Sunday? 15c was not exactly hot in Barnstaple particularly with a cold north wind.
    Sunday? 15c was not exactly hot in Barnstaple particularly with a cold north wind.
    Loofah, May 7, 2013
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    strongylodon
    May 8, 2013
  19. miraflores

    clostridium botulinum

    Firstly: Everything contains bacteria. Secondly: Blame the bees. When they collect pollen, they're in contact with soil and dust particles and these particles contain spores of Clostridium...
    Firstly: Everything contains bacteria. Secondly: Blame the bees. When they collect pollen, they're in contact with soil and dust particles and these particles contain spores of Clostridium botulinium - this inevitably makes its way into the hive and into the honey produced there. Under...
    Firstly: Everything contains bacteria. Secondly: Blame the bees. When they collect pollen, they're in contact with soil and dust particles and these particles contain spores of Clostridium botulinium - this inevitably makes its way into the...
    Firstly: Everything contains bacteria. Secondly: Blame the bees. When they collect pollen, they're in contact with soil and dust particles and these particles contain spores of Clostridium...
    miraflores, May 7, 2013
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    Fidgetsmum
    May 8, 2013
  20. landimad

    New boiler......

    British Gas maintenance contract Annual service engineer arrives, pocket full of new boiler information leaflets Oh I have done the service but you need a new boiler here is a leaflet But you have...
    British Gas maintenance contract Annual service engineer arrives, pocket full of new boiler information leaflets Oh I have done the service but you need a new boiler here is a leaflet But you have not accessed the boiler yet just the fire, the Boiler Matrix is behind that "What's a matrix?" My...
    British Gas maintenance contract Annual service engineer arrives, pocket full of new boiler information leaflets Oh I have done the service but you need a new boiler here is a leaflet But you have not accessed the boiler yet just the fire, the...
    British Gas maintenance contract Annual service engineer arrives, pocket full of new boiler information leaflets Oh I have done the service but you need a new boiler here is a leaflet But you have...
    landimad, Apr 26, 2013
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    Jack McHammocklashing
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