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  1. Fat Controller

    A turkey....

    A very good idea to chop the carcass into pieces to make it more manageable and sensible to turn into meals.If you can chop it whilst frozen (an axe comes to mind), the different parts can have...
    A very good idea to chop the carcass into pieces to make it more manageable and sensible to turn into meals.If you can chop it whilst frozen (an axe comes to mind), the different parts can have various uses.The crown: a fabulous Sunday roast when, first thawed properly, then flavoured and...
    A very good idea to chop the carcass into pieces to make it more manageable and sensible to turn into meals.If you can chop it whilst frozen (an axe comes to mind), the different parts can have various uses.The crown: a fabulous Sunday...
    A very good idea to chop the carcass into pieces to make it more manageable and sensible to turn into meals.If you can chop it whilst frozen (an axe comes to mind), the different parts can have...
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  2. Logan
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  3. barryman

    Help and advice needed on pressure cookers !!!!

    Contact details for Sabichi UK: Contact Us Their products are sold by Robert Dyas, amongst others
    Contact details for Sabichi UK: Contact Us Their products are sold by Robert Dyas, amongst others
    Contact details for Sabichi UK: Contact Us Their products are sold by Robert Dyas, amongst others
    Contact details for Sabichi UK: Contact Us Their products are sold by Robert Dyas, amongst others
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  4. NigelJ

    Tremenheere Sculpture Garden

    Trotted off down there last Sunday for a plant sale and afterwards wandered around the Sculpture Garden for a bit, weather was good and even without the sculpture the gardens were worth a look,...
    Trotted off down there last Sunday for a plant sale and afterwards wandered around the Sculpture Garden for a bit, weather was good and even without the sculpture the gardens were worth a look, palms, agaves, aloes, tree ferns etc. Some sculpture pictures. Restless Temple Slip of the Lip ...
    Trotted off down there last Sunday for a plant sale and afterwards wandered around the Sculpture Garden for a bit, weather was good and even without the sculpture the gardens were worth a look, palms, agaves, aloes, tree ferns etc. Some sculpture...
    Trotted off down there last Sunday for a plant sale and afterwards wandered around the Sculpture Garden for a bit, weather was good and even without the sculpture the gardens were worth a look,...
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  5. Logan
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  6. Clueless 1 v2
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    Amazing experience

    Flying dragons were the only way ancients could describe all the UFO's flying about. Same with flying turtles. Turtle shell is the same shape as a UFO.
    Flying dragons were the only way ancients could describe all the UFO's flying about. Same with flying turtles. Turtle shell is the same shape as a UFO.
    Flying dragons were the only way ancients could describe all the UFO's flying about. Same with flying turtles. Turtle shell is the same shape as a UFO.
    Flying dragons were the only way ancients could describe all the UFO's flying about. Same with flying turtles. Turtle shell is the same shape as a UFO.
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  7. vbgr

    Anyone changed their conservatory roof from glass to celotex and batons.

    OK I’ll keep that in mind. Hopefully, when it comes I will have a brilliant idea. V
    OK I’ll keep that in mind. Hopefully, when it comes I will have a brilliant idea. V
    OK I’ll keep that in mind. Hopefully, when it comes I will have a brilliant idea. V
    OK I’ll keep that in mind. Hopefully, when it comes I will have a brilliant idea. V
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  8. Jiffy
    Informative x 5

    Amazon Delivery

    We have Amazon Prime and it's very good next day delivery, most of the time we order things that we have bought before and cheaper. Some things we haven't bought before and have to know exactly...
    We have Amazon Prime and it's very good next day delivery, most of the time we order things that we have bought before and cheaper. Some things we haven't bought before and have to know exactly what you want, can send them back if needed. We also have a few Amazon smart speakers and if you've...
    We have Amazon Prime and it's very good next day delivery, most of the time we order things that we have bought before and cheaper. Some things we haven't bought before and have to know exactly what you want, can send them back if needed. We also...
    We have Amazon Prime and it's very good next day delivery, most of the time we order things that we have bought before and cheaper. Some things we haven't bought before and have to know exactly...
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  9. Clueless 1 v2

    Stealth inflation

    Thanks, that's made my day :)I was a youngster then, but by the mid 1980s I was just coming into my prime years. By the late 80s I was at an age where I took an interest in my health, not because...
    Thanks, that's made my day :)I was a youngster then, but by the mid 1980s I was just coming into my prime years. By the late 80s I was at an age where I took an interest in my health, not because it was the right thing to do, but because my hormones were raging and being a bright lad, I figured...
    Thanks, that's made my day :)I was a youngster then, but by the mid 1980s I was just coming into my prime years. By the late 80s I was at an age where I took an interest in my health, not because it was the right thing to do, but because my...
    Thanks, that's made my day :)I was a youngster then, but by the mid 1980s I was just coming into my prime years. By the late 80s I was at an age where I took an interest in my health, not because...
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  10. Upsydaisy

    Happy Birthday Redstar!

    Belated Birthday Wishes @redstar
    Belated Birthday Wishes @redstar
    Belated Birthday Wishes @redstar
    Belated Birthday Wishes @redstar
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  11. kazzawazza

    CCTV

    Looks a really nice bit of kit at circa £300/£500, but its perhaps more than we really wanted to pay.
    Looks a really nice bit of kit at circa £300/£500, but its perhaps more than we really wanted to pay.
    Looks a really nice bit of kit at circa £300/£500, but its perhaps more than we really wanted to pay.
    Looks a really nice bit of kit at circa £300/£500, but its perhaps more than we really wanted to pay.
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  12. Clueless 1 v2
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    Hair dressing scissors

    True :old:.It meant that if I didn't promote work for myself I didn't earn the money that other jobs were earning. :heehee:
    True :old:.It meant that if I didn't promote work for myself I didn't earn the money that other jobs were earning. :heehee:
    True :old:.It meant that if I didn't promote work for myself I didn't earn the money that other jobs were earning. :heehee:
    True :old:.It meant that if I didn't promote work for myself I didn't earn the money that other jobs were earning. :heehee:
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  13. KeithB

    Runner Beans

    You can help discourage them from going to seed by watering them very heavily two to three times a week (in this drought three times would be best). If you only water them lightly but frequently...
    You can help discourage them from going to seed by watering them very heavily two to three times a week (in this drought three times would be best). If you only water them lightly but frequently they will not send their roots deeper and the hot dry weather will make them want to set seed. :blue thumb:
    You can help discourage them from going to seed by watering them very heavily two to three times a week (in this drought three times would be best). If you only water them lightly but frequently they will not send their roots deeper and the hot...
    You can help discourage them from going to seed by watering them very heavily two to three times a week (in this drought three times would be best). If you only water them lightly but frequently...
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  14. Upsydaisy

    Happy Birthday Jack !!

    Happy Birthday @Jack Sparrow
    Happy Birthday @Jack Sparrow
    Happy Birthday @Jack Sparrow
    Happy Birthday @Jack Sparrow
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  15. capney

    Roof Cleaning?

    I'm a firm believer in the old saying, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.I do a quick visual of my roof from time to time, usually if there's been gale force wind, or if I notice anything unusual,...
    I'm a firm believer in the old saying, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.I do a quick visual of my roof from time to time, usually if there's been gale force wind, or if I notice anything unusual, and will get the roofer out if I think there's any need. But ordinarily, I leave it well alone. It...
    I'm a firm believer in the old saying, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.I do a quick visual of my roof from time to time, usually if there's been gale force wind, or if I notice anything unusual, and will get the roofer out if I think there's...
    I'm a firm believer in the old saying, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.I do a quick visual of my roof from time to time, usually if there's been gale force wind, or if I notice anything unusual,...
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  16. Janet mahay

    Even flies were suffering

    I put a bowll of water out for the birds yesterday afternoon when I looked a couple if hours later the bowl was full of flies or some other insect doing the doggie paddle in the water it was so...
    I put a bowll of water out for the birds yesterday afternoon when I looked a couple if hours later the bowl was full of flies or some other insect doing the doggie paddle in the water it was so funny I thought where are the flies now I know at the bottom of my garden doing the doggie paddle lol
    I put a bowll of water out for the birds yesterday afternoon when I looked a couple if hours later the bowl was full of flies or some other insect doing the doggie paddle in the water it was so funny I thought where are the flies now I know at...
    I put a bowll of water out for the birds yesterday afternoon when I looked a couple if hours later the bowl was full of flies or some other insect doing the doggie paddle in the water it was so...
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  17. Jocko

    PlantNet or Picture This?

    Like all these things it depends on the quality and size of the database they are searching in and how well curated this is. Plantnet is a citizen science project and depends on people submitting...
    Like all these things it depends on the quality and size of the database they are searching in and how well curated this is. Plantnet is a citizen science project and depends on people submitting accurately named pictures, however it is free. Picture This is also the name of a rock band.
    Like all these things it depends on the quality and size of the database they are searching in and how well curated this is. Plantnet is a citizen science project and depends on people submitting accurately named pictures, however it is...
    Like all these things it depends on the quality and size of the database they are searching in and how well curated this is. Plantnet is a citizen science project and depends on people submitting...
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  18. pip

    Water meters

    Unfortunately, from a dispersal drainage point of view, we have very flat land here so the liquids just tend to seep away very slowly. One of the neighbours, who has a 2,000 gallon tank still...
    Unfortunately, from a dispersal drainage point of view, we have very flat land here so the liquids just tend to seep away very slowly. One of the neighbours, who has a 2,000 gallon tank still pumps his surface liquid into the field. It's an electric pump with a very long hose attached and, at...
    Unfortunately, from a dispersal drainage point of view, we have very flat land here so the liquids just tend to seep away very slowly. One of the neighbours, who has a 2,000 gallon tank still pumps his surface liquid into the field. It's an...
    Unfortunately, from a dispersal drainage point of view, we have very flat land here so the liquids just tend to seep away very slowly. One of the neighbours, who has a 2,000 gallon tank still...
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  19. Upsydaisy

    Happy Birthday Woo!

    Good evening @Jack Sparrow and @JJ28 my friends and thank you my friends for your kind and friendly birthday greetings
    Good evening @Jack Sparrow and @JJ28 my friends and thank you my friends for your kind and friendly birthday greetings
    Good evening @Jack Sparrow and @JJ28 my friends and thank you my friends for your kind and friendly birthday greetings
    Good evening @Jack Sparrow and @JJ28 my friends and thank you my friends for your kind and friendly birthday greetings
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  20. Purple Streaks

    Depression in children since covid

    @Purple Streaks sorry to hear that your grandson has had a difficult time.I'm afraid that from my perspective, the pandemic brought out the worst in many people, specifically the grown ups. By...
    @Purple Streaks sorry to hear that your grandson has had a difficult time.I'm afraid that from my perspective, the pandemic brought out the worst in many people, specifically the grown ups. By that I mean there was lots of publicity about the risk of killing a loved one just by breathing near...
    @Purple Streaks sorry to hear that your grandson has had a difficult time.I'm afraid that from my perspective, the pandemic brought out the worst in many people, specifically the grown ups. By that I mean there was lots of publicity about the...
    @Purple Streaks sorry to hear that your grandson has had a difficult time.I'm afraid that from my perspective, the pandemic brought out the worst in many people, specifically the grown ups. By...
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