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    ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK !!!! Section For General Banter And Laughs Including Jokes
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  2. Gardeners Corner Question Time

    Members willing to be interrogated by other members can start a thread in here. PLEASE READ THE STICKY ANNOUNCEMENT FIRST.
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  1. Lolimac

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY FREDDY,,,

    :hpybtd: Belated Birthday Wishes from the Kandies Freddy and glad you managed to get away for a nice break to celebrate:dbgrtmb:
    :hpybtd: Belated Birthday Wishes from the Kandies Freddy and glad you managed to get away for a nice break to celebrate:dbgrtmb:
    :hpybtd: Belated Birthday Wishes from the Kandies Freddy and glad you managed to get away for a nice break to celebrate:dbgrtmb:
    :hpybtd: Belated Birthday Wishes from the Kandies Freddy and glad you managed to get away for a nice break to celebrate:dbgrtmb:
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  2. Val..

    I might put this on my bedroom wall!!!!

    A few years ago I called to see a friends daughter. She had African Snails 6" long and 2" across...horrible things. No I would not want a snail on the bedroom wall mind the rest of the wall...
    A few years ago I called to see a friends daughter. She had African Snails 6" long and 2" across...horrible things. No I would not want a snail on the bedroom wall mind the rest of the wall could be lettuce. :)
    A few years ago I called to see a friends daughter. She had African Snails 6" long and 2" across...horrible things. No I would not want a snail on the bedroom wall mind the rest of the wall could be lettuce. :)
    A few years ago I called to see a friends daughter. She had African Snails 6" long and 2" across...horrible things. No I would not want a snail on the bedroom wall mind the rest of the wall...
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  3. miraflores

    a catching sciatica story...

    Sorry J & M it's just toooo long!! Val
    Sorry J & M it's just toooo long!! Val
    Sorry J & M it's just toooo long!! Val
    Sorry J & M it's just toooo long!! Val
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  4. miraflores

    Now is the time to visit Vicky

    That's interesting Paola as tourism seems to be down here. In saying that, we go to a restaurant where it is cover, three courses plus a bottle of wine at 15 Euros for two! That is not unusual...
    That's interesting Paola as tourism seems to be down here. In saying that, we go to a restaurant where it is cover, three courses plus a bottle of wine at 15 Euros for two! That is not unusual away from the tourist areas either. We are about 20 minutes inland from Albufeira and are in fact...
    That's interesting Paola as tourism seems to be down here. In saying that, we go to a restaurant where it is cover, three courses plus a bottle of wine at 15 Euros for two! That is not unusual away from the tourist areas either. We are about...
    That's interesting Paola as tourism seems to be down here. In saying that, we go to a restaurant where it is cover, three courses plus a bottle of wine at 15 Euros for two! That is not unusual...
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  5. HarryS
    Like x 4

    WWII Spitfires digging team leaves for Burma !

    Good stuff - here's hoping :dbgrtmb:
    Good stuff - here's hoping :dbgrtmb:
    Good stuff - here's hoping :dbgrtmb:
    Good stuff - here's hoping :dbgrtmb:
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  6. Lolimac

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARMANDII

    Sorry it's a bit late (been away you know), but Happy Birthday anyway:blue thumb:
    Sorry it's a bit late (been away you know), but Happy Birthday anyway:blue thumb:
    Sorry it's a bit late (been away you know), but Happy Birthday anyway:blue thumb:
    Sorry it's a bit late (been away you know), but Happy Birthday anyway:blue thumb:
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  7. Madahhlia

    Snipe tools for ebay etc

    You enter a maximum amount Val, the idea is you get a bargain 'sometimes' by holding off bidding until the very last seconds. It doesn't always work, if your maximum amount has already been...
    You enter a maximum amount Val, the idea is you get a bargain 'sometimes' by holding off bidding until the very last seconds. It doesn't always work, if your maximum amount has already been reached then the sniping tool does nothing.
    You enter a maximum amount Val, the idea is you get a bargain 'sometimes' by holding off bidding until the very last seconds. It doesn't always work, if your maximum amount has already been reached then the sniping tool does nothing.
    You enter a maximum amount Val, the idea is you get a bargain 'sometimes' by holding off bidding until the very last seconds. It doesn't always work, if your maximum amount has already been...
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  8. pamsdish
    Funny x 7

    gardening tips

    A Good Chuckle Gardening with GrandmaA teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to...
    A Good Chuckle Gardening with GrandmaA teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that! The teenager tells her 'Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let...
    A Good Chuckle Gardening with GrandmaA teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that! The teenager tells her...
    A Good Chuckle Gardening with GrandmaA teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to...
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  9. clueless1

    All the governments plans, based on erroneous data

    Even if its wrong the rich are getting richer,and the govenbents wont change their stance I dont suppose.
    Even if its wrong the rich are getting richer,and the govenbents wont change their stance I dont suppose.
    Even if its wrong the rich are getting richer,and the govenbents wont change their stance I dont suppose.
    Even if its wrong the rich are getting richer,and the govenbents wont change their stance I dont suppose.
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  10. Phil A
    Like x 3

    Feathered member on away mission?

    Woo's also got some good talons to carve his name out with. :heehee:
    Woo's also got some good talons to carve his name out with. :heehee:
    Woo's also got some good talons to carve his name out with. :heehee:
    Woo's also got some good talons to carve his name out with. :heehee:
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  11. HarryS
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    Zeppelin Raids

    In the 1980s I worked for a company that had previously made barrage balloons, years before. They still had a massive balloon shed that had stood empty for years. Zigs may remember them; RFD / GQ...
    In the 1980s I worked for a company that had previously made barrage balloons, years before. They still had a massive balloon shed that had stood empty for years. Zigs may remember them; RFD / GQ at Godalming, it was a very big factory - long since knocked down.
    In the 1980s I worked for a company that had previously made barrage balloons, years before. They still had a massive balloon shed that had stood empty for years. Zigs may remember them; RFD / GQ at Godalming, it was a very big factory - long...
    In the 1980s I worked for a company that had previously made barrage balloons, years before. They still had a massive balloon shed that had stood empty for years. Zigs may remember them; RFD / GQ...
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  12. Sheal
    Like x 3

    Fancy being Stonehenges Manager?

    I wonder how they worked out the salary? Okay you have to keep the druids happy, but isn't it a bit excessive just to look after some stones? :biggrin:
    I wonder how they worked out the salary? Okay you have to keep the druids happy, but isn't it a bit excessive just to look after some stones? :biggrin:
    I wonder how they worked out the salary? Okay you have to keep the druids happy, but isn't it a bit excessive just to look after some stones? :biggrin:
    I wonder how they worked out the salary? Okay you have to keep the druids happy, but isn't it a bit excessive just to look after some stones? :biggrin:
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  13. Phil A

    Happy Birthday Radio Rolo

    I've only just seen this, Thank you everyone :D I had a great day
    I've only just seen this, Thank you everyone :D I had a great day
    I've only just seen this, Thank you everyone :D I had a great day
    I've only just seen this, Thank you everyone :D I had a great day
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  14. Folly Mon
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    Who Started Gardeners Corner??

    Thank You Mum & Shiney Nay Is Legend!!! Simples.Com :cool: The Tea & Cakes am on me Nath :blue thumb:
    Thank You Mum & Shiney Nay Is Legend!!! Simples.Com :cool: The Tea & Cakes am on me Nath :blue thumb:
    Thank You Mum & Shiney Nay Is Legend!!! Simples.Com :cool: The Tea & Cakes am on me Nath :blue thumb:
    Thank You Mum & Shiney Nay Is Legend!!! Simples.Com :cool: The Tea & Cakes am on me Nath :blue thumb:
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  15. miraflores

    ear cones

    Hopi Direct Hopi Ear Candles x 20 (10 pairs) with Protector Discsby Hopi Direct 4.1 out of 5 stars See all reviews (56 customer reviews)Like (10) Price: £9.95 & this item Delivered FREE in...
    Hopi Direct Hopi Ear Candles x 20 (10 pairs) with Protector Discsby Hopi Direct 4.1 out of 5 stars See all reviews (56 customer reviews)Like (10) Price: £9.95 & this item Delivered FREE in the UK with Super Saver Delivery. See details and conditions o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o...
    Hopi Direct Hopi Ear Candles x 20 (10 pairs) with Protector Discsby Hopi Direct 4.1 out of 5 stars See all reviews (56 customer reviews)Like (10) Price: £9.95 & this item Delivered FREE in the UK with Super Saver Delivery. See details and...
    Hopi Direct Hopi Ear Candles x 20 (10 pairs) with Protector Discsby Hopi Direct 4.1 out of 5 stars See all reviews (56 customer reviews)Like (10) Price: £9.95 & this item Delivered FREE in...
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  16. clueless1
    Like x 6

    How safe is your pillbox?

    When I was on holiday in Jersey , I viewed the old German coastal defences . These were part of Hitlers Atlantic Wall . Huge pill boxes were dotted along the coastline , there was also an...
    When I was on holiday in Jersey , I viewed the old German coastal defences . These were part of Hitlers Atlantic Wall . Huge pill boxes were dotted along the coastline , there was also an underground hospital . All this was built with eastern European slave labour.
    When I was on holiday in Jersey , I viewed the old German coastal defences . These were part of Hitlers Atlantic Wall . Huge pill boxes were dotted along the coastline , there was also an underground hospital . All this was built with eastern...
    When I was on holiday in Jersey , I viewed the old German coastal defences . These were part of Hitlers Atlantic Wall . Huge pill boxes were dotted along the coastline , there was also an...
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  17. Folly Mon
    Like x 9

    Free Pond Free Koi Free Filter and Free Pump!!! For Me

    :wow: Nick, you've done it again, lucky man! Do you know how much Koi carp are worth, anything up to £500 each! :thud: When you've got them keep an eye out for herons or they'll clear your pond!
    :wow: Nick, you've done it again, lucky man! Do you know how much Koi carp are worth, anything up to £500 each! :thud: When you've got them keep an eye out for herons or they'll clear your pond!
    :wow: Nick, you've done it again, lucky man! Do you know how much Koi carp are worth, anything up to £500 each! :thud: When you've got them keep an eye out for herons or they'll clear your pond!
    :wow: Nick, you've done it again, lucky man! Do you know how much Koi carp are worth, anything up to £500 each! :thud: When you've got them keep an eye out for herons or they'll clear your pond!
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  18. clueless1
    Like x 3

    We only went for a short stroll

    This is a few days ago. Set off onto Redcar beach. Dunno where we ended up. Something eerie going on here. Is that a headless person in the caravan park? Still. Must be nearly home,...
    This is a few days ago. Set off onto Redcar beach. Dunno where we ended up. Something eerie going on here. Is that a headless person in the caravan park? Still. Must be nearly home, there's the wind farm coming along nicely.
    This is a few days ago. Set off onto Redcar beach. Dunno where we ended up. Something eerie going on here. Is that a headless person in the caravan park? Still. Must be nearly home, there's the wind farm coming along nicely.
    This is a few days ago. Set off onto Redcar beach. Dunno where we ended up. Something eerie going on here. Is that a headless person in the caravan park? Still. Must be nearly home,...
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  19. **Yvonne**

    Boston Marathon - Here we go again?

    1 Down 1 to Go News 24 said!!!
    1 Down 1 to Go News 24 said!!!
    1 Down 1 to Go News 24 said!!!
    1 Down 1 to Go News 24 said!!!
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  20. Scrungee

    Hawkins Bazaar goes under

    Never heard of them :dunno:
    Never heard of them :dunno:
    Never heard of them :dunno:
    Never heard of them :dunno:
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