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  1. Folly Mon
    Like x 3

    Marble Fire Place Wot Do You Think??

    When Ive Finerly Built the Garden One :heehee: I Will Fit the House One But Gaind another Big Project Today :yikes: Garden Wise that is
    When Ive Finerly Built the Garden One :heehee: I Will Fit the House One But Gaind another Big Project Today :yikes: Garden Wise that is
    When Ive Finerly Built the Garden One :heehee: I Will Fit the House One But Gaind another Big Project Today :yikes: Garden Wise that is
    When Ive Finerly Built the Garden One :heehee: I Will Fit the House One But Gaind another Big Project Today :yikes: Garden Wise that is
    Folly Mon, Apr 17, 2013 ... 2
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    Folly Mon
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  2. shiney
    Like x 8

    HOW TO STAY YOUNG AND GET THROUGH LIFE

    In few words whatever keeps the right nutrients in the blood and make it flow easily is especially important past the age of 45 when the metabolism slows down. This is my aim and although I...
    In few words whatever keeps the right nutrients in the blood and make it flow easily is especially important past the age of 45 when the metabolism slows down. This is my aim and although I still manage to be a little over the weight all in all I fell healthy and in reasonable shape. I stay...
    In few words whatever keeps the right nutrients in the blood and make it flow easily is especially important past the age of 45 when the metabolism slows down. This is my aim and although I still manage to be a little over the weight all in all...
    In few words whatever keeps the right nutrients in the blood and make it flow easily is especially important past the age of 45 when the metabolism slows down. This is my aim and although I...
    shiney, Apr 18, 2013
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    miraflores
    Apr 18, 2013
  3. strongylodon
    Like x 3

    Back from hols

    Oh dear Strongy how horrid for you.. I really hope it clears up soon... Such a worry when one picks something up in a foreign country... Thinking of you strongy as I know your garden is calling...
    Oh dear Strongy how horrid for you.. I really hope it clears up soon... Such a worry when one picks something up in a foreign country... Thinking of you strongy as I know your garden is calling you, but,and
    Oh dear Strongy how horrid for you.. I really hope it clears up soon... Such a worry when one picks something up in a foreign country... Thinking of you strongy as I know your garden is calling you, but,and
    Oh dear Strongy how horrid for you.. I really hope it clears up soon... Such a worry when one picks something up in a foreign country... Thinking of you strongy as I know your garden is calling...
    strongylodon, Apr 15, 2013 ... 2
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    Marley Farley
    Apr 18, 2013
  4. Caveman

    Got to buy a present ....

    For my parents' ruby wedding anniversary, I got different photos of them together, from before they were married to the present day, took them to a photo shop and made up a framed picture which...
    For my parents' ruby wedding anniversary, I got different photos of them together, from before they were married to the present day, took them to a photo shop and made up a framed picture which still hangs on their wall even after their golden wedding anniversary. You could also do it by taking...
    For my parents' ruby wedding anniversary, I got different photos of them together, from before they were married to the present day, took them to a photo shop and made up a framed picture which still hangs on their wall even after their golden...
    For my parents' ruby wedding anniversary, I got different photos of them together, from before they were married to the present day, took them to a photo shop and made up a framed picture which...
    Caveman, Apr 16, 2013
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    Lorea
    Apr 18, 2013
  5. clueless1

    Got a new house fly

    And that's another thing.....they sting more than once and live to tell the tale:hate-shocked: I did read somewhere that when one stings, it leaves a scent to tell the others that the stung object is a threat,...
    And that's another thing.....they sting more than once and live to tell the tale:hate-shocked: I did read somewhere that when one stings, it leaves a scent to tell the others that the stung object is a threat, so the others are likely to sting as well..oh joy:sofa:
    And that's another thing.....they sting more than once and live to tell the tale:hate-shocked: I did read somewhere that when one stings, it leaves a scent to tell the others that the stung object is a threat, so the others are likely to sting as well..oh joy:sofa:
    And that's another thing.....they sting more than once and live to tell the tale:hate-shocked: I did read somewhere that when one stings, it leaves a scent to tell the others that the stung object is a threat,...
    clueless1, Apr 1, 2013 ... 2
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    noisette47
    Apr 17, 2013
  6. Victoria

    Britain's Got Talent ...

    I Enjoyd the Show and the 3 Acts Shown where my Top 3 Also The Shadow Act was Done in USA On Amercias Got Tallent by a Diffrent Group I Belive Alcie Frednam Was Rejected From the Voice in 2012...
    I Enjoyd the Show and the 3 Acts Shown where my Top 3 Also The Shadow Act was Done in USA On Amercias Got Tallent by a Diffrent Group I Belive Alcie Frednam Was Rejected From the Voice in 2012 and She Deserved a Place And The Filapino Child Was Amazing She was on a Previus BGT either 2011...
    I Enjoyd the Show and the 3 Acts Shown where my Top 3 Also The Shadow Act was Done in USA On Amercias Got Tallent by a Diffrent Group I Belive Alcie Frednam Was Rejected From the Voice in 2012 and She Deserved a Place And The Filapino Child...
    I Enjoyd the Show and the 3 Acts Shown where my Top 3 Also The Shadow Act was Done in USA On Amercias Got Tallent by a Diffrent Group I Belive Alcie Frednam Was Rejected From the Voice in 2012...
    Victoria, Apr 14, 2013
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    Folly Mon
    Apr 17, 2013
  7. liliana

    Old habits die hard.

    You want to look at John's profile. He makes me look like a little kid :snork:
    You want to look at John's profile. He makes me look like a little kid :snork:
    You want to look at John's profile. He makes me look like a little kid :snork:
    You want to look at John's profile. He makes me look like a little kid :snork:
    liliana, Apr 15, 2013 ... 2
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    shiney
    Apr 17, 2013
  8. JWK
    Like x 13

    Happy Anniversary from the Queen

    It's our 35th this year so just half way :) I'd never thought about who will be on the throne, HRH has always been there throughout my lifetime.
    It's our 35th this year so just half way :) I'd never thought about who will be on the throne, HRH has always been there throughout my lifetime.
    It's our 35th this year so just half way :) I'd never thought about who will be on the throne, HRH has always been there throughout my lifetime.
    It's our 35th this year so just half way :) I'd never thought about who will be on the throne, HRH has always been there throughout my lifetime.
    JWK, Apr 15, 2013 ... 2
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    JWK
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  9. Folly Mon
    Funny x 5

    Speeding Ticket 300 MPH Cheq this Out!!!

    I think the "RAF letter" back to the Police was a bit tongue in cheek. RAF aircraft do not activate the radar on missiles to acquire targets unless on exercise. Also the missile will not pick up...
    I think the "RAF letter" back to the Police was a bit tongue in cheek. RAF aircraft do not activate the radar on missiles to acquire targets unless on exercise. Also the missile will not pick up and acquire a "lock on" without it being identified as a "bogle" even in real live fire. :snork:
    I think the "RAF letter" back to the Police was a bit tongue in cheek. RAF aircraft do not activate the radar on missiles to acquire targets unless on exercise. Also the missile will not pick up and acquire a "lock on" without it being...
    I think the "RAF letter" back to the Police was a bit tongue in cheek. RAF aircraft do not activate the radar on missiles to acquire targets unless on exercise. Also the missile will not pick up...
    Folly Mon, Apr 16, 2013
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    ARMANDII
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  10. Phil A

    Warning - If you're selling your house

    Glad to hear that all is well now, Zigs...
    Glad to hear that all is well now, Zigs...
    Glad to hear that all is well now, Zigs...
    Glad to hear that all is well now, Zigs...
    Phil A, Apr 13, 2013 ... 2 3
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  11. Kandy

    Boston Marathon Bombing

    My thoughts and prayers for the families of the three dead and hope that are no problems at the London Marathon..... Sorry didn't realise there was already a thread on this subject and can't...
    My thoughts and prayers for the families of the three dead and hope that are no problems at the London Marathon..... Sorry didn't realise there was already a thread on this subject and can't see how to delete it so if one of the mods/admin people want to delete this one then that is ok with...
    My thoughts and prayers for the families of the three dead and hope that are no problems at the London Marathon..... Sorry didn't realise there was already a thread on this subject and can't see how to delete it so if one of the mods/admin...
    My thoughts and prayers for the families of the three dead and hope that are no problems at the London Marathon..... Sorry didn't realise there was already a thread on this subject and can't...
    Kandy, Apr 16, 2013
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  12. hans

    Birds massive problem

    Have copied and pasted recipe fidgetsmum. Ah But no but well the Birds one did not have the after taste. and was mucho quicko. Lidels for lemons tomorrow also need one or two for the Gordons
    Have copied and pasted recipe fidgetsmum. Ah But no but well the Birds one did not have the after taste. and was mucho quicko. Lidels for lemons tomorrow also need one or two for the Gordons
    Have copied and pasted recipe fidgetsmum. Ah But no but well the Birds one did not have the after taste. and was mucho quicko. Lidels for lemons tomorrow also need one or two for the Gordons
    Have copied and pasted recipe fidgetsmum. Ah But no but well the Birds one did not have the after taste. and was mucho quicko. Lidels for lemons tomorrow also need one or two for the Gordons
    hans, Apr 13, 2013
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  13. clueless1
    Agree x 3

    Done my back in

    Shiney, funny you should say that. I will try it and let you know :)
    Shiney, funny you should say that. I will try it and let you know :)
    Shiney, funny you should say that. I will try it and let you know :)
    Shiney, funny you should say that. I will try it and let you know :)
    clueless1, Mar 24, 2013 ... 2
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    hans
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  14. landimad
    Like x 4

    Daughter's Wedding?????

    A truly lovely group photo Landimad and a sunny day too. Couldn't ask for more ( well, maybe some hot water and radiators....) Jenny
    A truly lovely group photo Landimad and a sunny day too. Couldn't ask for more ( well, maybe some hot water and radiators....) Jenny
    A truly lovely group photo Landimad and a sunny day too. Couldn't ask for more ( well, maybe some hot water and radiators....) Jenny
    A truly lovely group photo Landimad and a sunny day too. Couldn't ask for more ( well, maybe some hot water and radiators....) Jenny
    landimad, Apr 1, 2013 ... 2 3
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    Jenny namaste
    Apr 15, 2013
  15. shiney

    Daffynitions!!

    Here's the Washington Post's Mensa Invitational which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new...
    Here's the Washington Post's Mensa Invitational which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. The winners are: 1. Cashstration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the...
    Here's the Washington Post's Mensa Invitational which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. The winners are: 1. Cashstration (n.): ...
    Here's the Washington Post's Mensa Invitational which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new...
    shiney, Apr 14, 2013
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    shiney
    Apr 14, 2013
  16. "M"

    How much!!!?????

    I would have done, FM ... trouble is, it was double booked: Our Mandy was taking a trip back in time to his Riff Raff days when the women were free and easy and a good time had by all (at my...
    I would have done, FM ... trouble is, it was double booked: Our Mandy was taking a trip back in time to his Riff Raff days when the women were free and easy and a good time had by all (at my expense, it would appear! :heehee:) :whistle:
    I would have done, FM ... trouble is, it was double booked: Our Mandy was taking a trip back in time to his Riff Raff days when the women were free and easy and a good time had by all (at my expense, it would appear! :heehee:) :whistle:
    I would have done, FM ... trouble is, it was double booked: Our Mandy was taking a trip back in time to his Riff Raff days when the women were free and easy and a good time had by all (at my...
    "M", Apr 11, 2013 ... 2
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    "M"
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  17. pete
    Agree x 5

    POTHOLES

    its Pot Hole Central around Our Area too :thud: Disgusting as all ready said the Amount of Road Tax we Pay Poll Tax etc
    its Pot Hole Central around Our Area too :thud: Disgusting as all ready said the Amount of Road Tax we Pay Poll Tax etc
    its Pot Hole Central around Our Area too :thud: Disgusting as all ready said the Amount of Road Tax we Pay Poll Tax etc
    its Pot Hole Central around Our Area too :thud: Disgusting as all ready said the Amount of Road Tax we Pay Poll Tax etc
    pete, Feb 16, 2013 ... 2 3
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    Folly Mon
    Apr 14, 2013
  18. clueless1
    Like x 11

    Some nice pics around the area

    :wow: You Live in Paradice :love30: Lovely Pics
    :wow: You Live in Paradice :love30: Lovely Pics
    :wow: You Live in Paradice :love30: Lovely Pics
    :wow: You Live in Paradice :love30: Lovely Pics
    clueless1, Apr 13, 2013
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    Folly Mon
    Apr 14, 2013
  19. Kandy

    Nuclear War either today or Tomorrow

    China is on our side. Note, when I say 'our side', even though it is South Korea and the US that is being threatened, the US are incapable of war without Britain so that means we're in it too....
    China is on our side. Note, when I say 'our side', even though it is South Korea and the US that is being threatened, the US are incapable of war without Britain so that means we're in it too. The whole region around and including China is in a permanent state of flux as it is. Lets not...
    China is on our side. Note, when I say 'our side', even though it is South Korea and the US that is being threatened, the US are incapable of war without Britain so that means we're in it too. The whole region around and including China is...
    China is on our side. Note, when I say 'our side', even though it is South Korea and the US that is being threatened, the US are incapable of war without Britain so that means we're in it too....
    Kandy, Apr 4, 2013 ... 2 3
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    clueless1
    Apr 14, 2013
  20. Phil A
    Like x 4

    Saturday Night Ghost Story

    I really did get goose bumps Sheal:rolleyespink:.....very strange happenings:sofa:
    I really did get goose bumps Sheal:rolleyespink:.....very strange happenings:sofa:
    I really did get goose bumps Sheal:rolleyespink:.....very strange happenings:sofa:
    I really did get goose bumps Sheal:rolleyespink:.....very strange happenings:sofa:
    Phil A, Apr 6, 2013 ... 2 3
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    Lolimac
    Apr 13, 2013
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