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  1. HarryS

    Next Whinge Please

    Good point, although I doubt the size of asteroid they could tow would have any more bearing on the planets gravity than the amount of mass we've already launched into space.
    Good point, although I doubt the size of asteroid they could tow would have any more bearing on the planets gravity than the amount of mass we've already launched into space.
    Good point, although I doubt the size of asteroid they could tow would have any more bearing on the planets gravity than the amount of mass we've already launched into space.
    Good point, although I doubt the size of asteroid they could tow would have any more bearing on the planets gravity than the amount of mass we've already launched into space.
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  2. Phil A

    X Class Coronal Mass Ejection

    Is it going to warm the weather up. If not, I aint interested.:biggrin:
    Is it going to warm the weather up. If not, I aint interested.:biggrin:
    Is it going to warm the weather up. If not, I aint interested.:biggrin:
    Is it going to warm the weather up. If not, I aint interested.:biggrin:
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  3. shiney

    To Believe - what a brilliant voice!

    WOW. A beautiful song from a beautiful family.
    WOW. A beautiful song from a beautiful family.
    WOW. A beautiful song from a beautiful family.
    WOW. A beautiful song from a beautiful family.
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  4. Phil A
    Like x 6

    Reminder

    What do you think you're doing? :mad: You're not allowed to film in Shineyland without permission! :nonofinger:
    What do you think you're doing? :mad: You're not allowed to film in Shineyland without permission! :nonofinger:
    What do you think you're doing? :mad: You're not allowed to film in Shineyland without permission! :nonofinger:
    What do you think you're doing? :mad: You're not allowed to film in Shineyland without permission! :nonofinger:
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  5. "M"

    Do you miss your parents?

    My mum always used to say, referring to children.....when they're young they make your arms ache, when they're old they make your heart ache. :)
    My mum always used to say, referring to children.....when they're young they make your arms ache, when they're old they make your heart ache. :)
    My mum always used to say, referring to children.....when they're young they make your arms ache, when they're old they make your heart ache. :)
    My mum always used to say, referring to children.....when they're young they make your arms ache, when they're old they make your heart ache. :)
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  6. Lolimac

    Happy Birthday EddieJ...

    *runs up from the back: puffing, panting .... * BELATED ... :hpybtd: :hpybtd: Happy BIRTHday, dear Eddie :hpybtd: Sorry I'm late, Eddie ... wishing you a stressfree year ahead and hoping...
    *runs up from the back: puffing, panting .... * BELATED ... :hpybtd: :hpybtd: Happy BIRTHday, dear Eddie :hpybtd: Sorry I'm late, Eddie ... wishing you a stressfree year ahead and hoping that your special day was precisely that: SPECIAL! :ccheers:
    *runs up from the back: puffing, panting .... * BELATED ... :hpybtd: :hpybtd: Happy BIRTHday, dear Eddie :hpybtd: Sorry I'm late, Eddie ... wishing you a stressfree year ahead and hoping that your special day was precisely that: SPECIAL! :ccheers:
    *runs up from the back: puffing, panting .... * BELATED ... :hpybtd: :hpybtd: Happy BIRTHday, dear Eddie :hpybtd: Sorry I'm late, Eddie ... wishing you a stressfree year ahead and hoping...
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  7. Dan Dollin

    What is this... (not what you're expecting)

    I think that would have holes in it to act as a sort of hinge? It's probably some random component of farm machinery and I'll never know what it is :-(
    I think that would have holes in it to act as a sort of hinge? It's probably some random component of farm machinery and I'll never know what it is :-(
    I think that would have holes in it to act as a sort of hinge? It's probably some random component of farm machinery and I'll never know what it is :-(
    I think that would have holes in it to act as a sort of hinge? It's probably some random component of farm machinery and I'll never know what it is :-(
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  8. clueless1

    The worrying future of British justice

    I don't have facebook account and don't ever expect to have one, but that doesn't stop 'friends' sending me emails with similar things. I always reply asking them to cease sending such things...
    I don't have facebook account and don't ever expect to have one, but that doesn't stop 'friends' sending me emails with similar things. I always reply asking them to cease sending such things unless they have proof of what is said. I also add that if they had done something terrible, as...
    I don't have facebook account and don't ever expect to have one, but that doesn't stop 'friends' sending me emails with similar things. I always reply asking them to cease sending such things unless they have proof of what is said. I also add...
    I don't have facebook account and don't ever expect to have one, but that doesn't stop 'friends' sending me emails with similar things. I always reply asking them to cease sending such things...
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  10. clueless1
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    Scary moment

    You road hog you:) When I had my last 940, not as powerful as my current one (last one had no turbo), I must admit I was naughty once or twice. There is a car park where all the boy racers take...
    You road hog you:) When I had my last 940, not as powerful as my current one (last one had no turbo), I must admit I was naughty once or twice. There is a car park where all the boy racers take their little toys to show off. I was driving past one time when I saw two saxos or corsas or something...
    You road hog you:) When I had my last 940, not as powerful as my current one (last one had no turbo), I must admit I was naughty once or twice. There is a car park where all the boy racers take their little toys to show off. I was driving past...
    You road hog you:) When I had my last 940, not as powerful as my current one (last one had no turbo), I must admit I was naughty once or twice. There is a car park where all the boy racers take...
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  11. Bilbo675

    No End in Sight For This Cold Snap!!

    Found the first frog spawn this morning, must be nearly six weeks later than normal,(over the last 25 yrs) I'm sure the frogs were hiding on the bottom of the pond during the recent cold weather.
    Found the first frog spawn this morning, must be nearly six weeks later than normal,(over the last 25 yrs) I'm sure the frogs were hiding on the bottom of the pond during the recent cold weather.
    Found the first frog spawn this morning, must be nearly six weeks later than normal,(over the last 25 yrs) I'm sure the frogs were hiding on the bottom of the pond during the recent cold weather.
    Found the first frog spawn this morning, must be nearly six weeks later than normal,(over the last 25 yrs) I'm sure the frogs were hiding on the bottom of the pond during the recent cold weather.
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  12. kindredspirit

    Alzheimers.

    Thank you, Fidget's Mum, JWK, Val, Jenny, Sheal, Scotkat & Java for your replies. Sorry I didn't come back sooner to you. I've been very busy. We've taken your advice, Fidget's Mum, and my...
    Thank you, Fidget's Mum, JWK, Val, Jenny, Sheal, Scotkat & Java for your replies. Sorry I didn't come back sooner to you. I've been very busy. We've taken your advice, Fidget's Mum, and my sister, who lives in the same county as my mum, will be trying to get her to sign a Power of Attorney. As...
    Thank you, Fidget's Mum, JWK, Val, Jenny, Sheal, Scotkat & Java for your replies. Sorry I didn't come back sooner to you. I've been very busy. We've taken your advice, Fidget's Mum, and my sister, who lives in the same county as my mum, will be...
    Thank you, Fidget's Mum, JWK, Val, Jenny, Sheal, Scotkat & Java for your replies. Sorry I didn't come back sooner to you. I've been very busy. We've taken your advice, Fidget's Mum, and my...
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  13. Phil A

    S.O.S. from Sheal

    Compared to what you have had to put up with Sheal I count myself very lucky this winter. My main damage was my gas and electric bill! :gaah:
    Compared to what you have had to put up with Sheal I count myself very lucky this winter. My main damage was my gas and electric bill! :gaah:
    Compared to what you have had to put up with Sheal I count myself very lucky this winter. My main damage was my gas and electric bill! :gaah:
    Compared to what you have had to put up with Sheal I count myself very lucky this winter. My main damage was my gas and electric bill! :gaah:
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  14. Val..

    The colour of a car

    That's what I always knew and I wear the two colours together! :dbgrtmb: However, as an 'amateur' artist, I can only think of the green fields and blue skies ... :yes:
    That's what I always knew and I wear the two colours together! :dbgrtmb: However, as an 'amateur' artist, I can only think of the green fields and blue skies ... :yes:
    That's what I always knew and I wear the two colours together! :dbgrtmb: However, as an 'amateur' artist, I can only think of the green fields and blue skies ... :yes:
    That's what I always knew and I wear the two colours together! :dbgrtmb: However, as an 'amateur' artist, I can only think of the green fields and blue skies ... :yes:
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  15. Fat Controller

    Sport? I call this murder

    I sort of get where you are coming from FM, but its how far it is allowed to go that I just don't get. I understand the pride, and I even understand the difference that it can make to peoples...
    I sort of get where you are coming from FM, but its how far it is allowed to go that I just don't get. I understand the pride, and I even understand the difference that it can make to peoples lives by giving them a challenge to focus on - and I even understand the risk is part of the thrill; ...
    I sort of get where you are coming from FM, but its how far it is allowed to go that I just don't get. I understand the pride, and I even understand the difference that it can make to peoples lives by giving them a challenge to focus on - and I...
    I sort of get where you are coming from FM, but its how far it is allowed to go that I just don't get. I understand the pride, and I even understand the difference that it can make to peoples...
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  16. wiseowl

    Mrs Woo's Car£140

    Val, you got there before me. Whenever I want anything I put the basic information into search in this case i.e: Suzuki tail gate handle and click on search and you get Suzuki Tailgate Handle |...
    Val, you got there before me. Whenever I want anything I put the basic information into search in this case i.e: Suzuki tail gate handle and click on search and you get Suzuki Tailgate Handle | motors.ebay.co.uk Huge selection of Suzuki Tailgate Handle. Fuel your passion on eBay...
    Val, you got there before me. Whenever I want anything I put the basic information into search in this case i.e: Suzuki tail gate handle and click on search and you get Suzuki Tailgate Handle | motors.ebay.co.uk Huge selection of Suzuki Tailgate...
    Val, you got there before me. Whenever I want anything I put the basic information into search in this case i.e: Suzuki tail gate handle and click on search and you get Suzuki Tailgate Handle |...
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  17. Loofah
    Friendly x 5

    Untitleable

    I am so very sorry xx Although I do not have a personal experience , my niece went through a similar situation. The had been having IVF treatment and the baby had been planned for years. The...
    I am so very sorry xx Although I do not have a personal experience , my niece went through a similar situation. The had been having IVF treatment and the baby had been planned for years. The local hospital told her to ' go home' until the labour had progressed further... Her little girl died...
    I am so very sorry xx Although I do not have a personal experience , my niece went through a similar situation. The had been having IVF treatment and the baby had been planned for years. The local hospital told her to ' go home' until the...
    I am so very sorry xx Although I do not have a personal experience , my niece went through a similar situation. The had been having IVF treatment and the baby had been planned for years. The...
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  18. Folly Mon
    Like x 5

    A Easter Treat

    He isnt listening mum..he never does!:wallbanging::)
    He isnt listening mum..he never does!:wallbanging::)
    He isnt listening mum..he never does!:wallbanging::)
    He isnt listening mum..he never does!:wallbanging::)
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  19. Lolimac

    Happy Birthday Mr Grinch......

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR. GRINCH! :hpybtd: :hpybtd:
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR. GRINCH! :hpybtd: :hpybtd:
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR. GRINCH! :hpybtd: :hpybtd:
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR. GRINCH! :hpybtd: :hpybtd:
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  20. shiney

    Watch This And Drive Yourself Mad Trying To Work It Out!

    It's Magic........;)
    It's Magic........;)
    It's Magic........;)
    It's Magic........;)
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