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  1. Sheal

    Smoke alarms, grrrrrr

    No John, there is nothing in my bungalow that would make them bleep. See post #5 please. If there was something smouldering, two weeks on is a long time to show itself, plus I have a very keen...
    No John, there is nothing in my bungalow that would make them bleep. See post #5 please. If there was something smouldering, two weeks on is a long time to show itself, plus I have a very keen nose. Once again it's to much of a coincidence after the batteries have been changed in all three...
    No John, there is nothing in my bungalow that would make them bleep. See post #5 please. If there was something smouldering, two weeks on is a long time to show itself, plus I have a very keen nose. Once again it's to much of a coincidence...
    No John, there is nothing in my bungalow that would make them bleep. See post #5 please. If there was something smouldering, two weeks on is a long time to show itself, plus I have a very keen...
    Sheal, Mar 14, 2013
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    Sheal
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  2. "M"

    Bathing/showering

    That sounds nice, a quick scrape in the mornings and a more leisurely scrape in the evenings!!!! :heehee: Perhaps you could even scrape each other!!!!!! :loll: Val
    That sounds nice, a quick scrape in the mornings and a more leisurely scrape in the evenings!!!! :heehee: Perhaps you could even scrape each other!!!!!! :loll: Val
    That sounds nice, a quick scrape in the mornings and a more leisurely scrape in the evenings!!!! :heehee: Perhaps you could even scrape each other!!!!!! :loll: Val
    That sounds nice, a quick scrape in the mornings and a more leisurely scrape in the evenings!!!! :heehee: Perhaps you could even scrape each other!!!!!! :loll: Val
    "M", Mar 13, 2013 ... 2
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    Val..
    Mar 14, 2013
  3. Robajobs

    Mothers Day - Who got what??

    I'm a convertible 'freak' (have my old Peugeot 3.6 Cabriolot) so I LIKE, LIKE, LIKE ... lucky Mrs al n ... :yay:
    I'm a convertible 'freak' (have my old Peugeot 3.6 Cabriolot) so I LIKE, LIKE, LIKE ... lucky Mrs al n ... :yay:
    I'm a convertible 'freak' (have my old Peugeot 3.6 Cabriolot) so I LIKE, LIKE, LIKE ... lucky Mrs al n ... :yay:
    I'm a convertible 'freak' (have my old Peugeot 3.6 Cabriolot) so I LIKE, LIKE, LIKE ... lucky Mrs al n ... :yay:
    Robajobs, Mar 10, 2013
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    Victoria
    Mar 14, 2013
  4. "M"

    Just discovered the end of my tether ...

    Nothing - that's the whole point of them :heehee:
    Nothing - that's the whole point of them :heehee:
    Nothing - that's the whole point of them :heehee:
    Nothing - that's the whole point of them :heehee:
    "M", Mar 13, 2013
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    Fidgetsmum
    Mar 14, 2013
  5. Phil A
    Like x 6

    Tips of the Day

    I somehow thought you would be a Viz top tips person John :blue thumb:
    I somehow thought you would be a Viz top tips person John :blue thumb:
    I somehow thought you would be a Viz top tips person John :blue thumb:
    I somehow thought you would be a Viz top tips person John :blue thumb:
    Phil A, Mar 10, 2013 ... 2
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    HarryS
    Mar 13, 2013
  6. Fat Controller

    Don't come to close....

    So why is double barrelled "Sir" taking the bus? I know it's a recession and all that, but, mansion tax hasn't been introduced yet. Bah, humbug, compensation culture!
    So why is double barrelled "Sir" taking the bus? I know it's a recession and all that, but, mansion tax hasn't been introduced yet. Bah, humbug, compensation culture!
    So why is double barrelled "Sir" taking the bus? I know it's a recession and all that, but, mansion tax hasn't been introduced yet. Bah, humbug, compensation culture!
    So why is double barrelled "Sir" taking the bus? I know it's a recession and all that, but, mansion tax hasn't been introduced yet. Bah, humbug, compensation culture!
    Fat Controller, Mar 11, 2013 ... 2
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    "M"
    Mar 13, 2013
  7. Lolimac

    Happy Birthday Roders

    Hey Roders I thought only the Queen had 2 birthdays!
    Hey Roders I thought only the Queen had 2 birthdays!
    Hey Roders I thought only the Queen had 2 birthdays!
    Hey Roders I thought only the Queen had 2 birthdays!
    Lolimac, Mar 11, 2013 ... 2
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    Grannie Annie
    Mar 12, 2013
  8. wiseowl

    Crufts

    It always causes a bit of confusion as there are several different types of Retriever in the gundog group. There are Curly Coated, Flat-coated, Labrador, Golden and Nova Scotia. :dbgrtmb:
    It always causes a bit of confusion as there are several different types of Retriever in the gundog group. There are Curly Coated, Flat-coated, Labrador, Golden and Nova Scotia. :dbgrtmb:
    It always causes a bit of confusion as there are several different types of Retriever in the gundog group. There are Curly Coated, Flat-coated, Labrador, Golden and Nova Scotia. :dbgrtmb:
    It always causes a bit of confusion as there are several different types of Retriever in the gundog group. There are Curly Coated, Flat-coated, Labrador, Golden and Nova Scotia. :dbgrtmb:
    wiseowl, Mar 10, 2013 ... 2
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    Robajobs
    Mar 12, 2013
  9. Lolimac

    Happy Birthday Stephenprudence

    Hope you've had a great day!:hpybtd:
    Hope you've had a great day!:hpybtd:
    Hope you've had a great day!:hpybtd:
    Hope you've had a great day!:hpybtd:
    Lolimac, Mar 11, 2013 ... 2
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    Dorothy
    Mar 11, 2013
  10. Phil A

    Happy Birthday Joolz

    :hpybtd:
    :hpybtd:
    :hpybtd:
    :hpybtd:
    Phil A, Mar 9, 2013 ... 2
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    Penny in Ontario
    Mar 11, 2013
  11. HarryS

    Happy Birthday Douglas Adams HGTTG

    :hpybtd:
    :hpybtd:
    :hpybtd:
    :hpybtd:
    HarryS, Mar 11, 2013
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    Penny in Ontario
    Mar 11, 2013
  12. Sheal

    Don't forget.......

    Thank you Woo, a lovely thought. :)
    Thank you Woo, a lovely thought. :)
    Thank you Woo, a lovely thought. :)
    Thank you Woo, a lovely thought. :)
    Sheal, Mar 6, 2013 ... 2
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    Sheal
    Mar 10, 2013
  13. Rootball

    Royal Mail Price Rises - Parcels

    Any loyalty I had to Royal Mail has disappeared unfortunately. If I was relying on them then they would have effectively put me out of business.
    Any loyalty I had to Royal Mail has disappeared unfortunately. If I was relying on them then they would have effectively put me out of business.
    Any loyalty I had to Royal Mail has disappeared unfortunately. If I was relying on them then they would have effectively put me out of business.
    Any loyalty I had to Royal Mail has disappeared unfortunately. If I was relying on them then they would have effectively put me out of business.
    Rootball, Mar 8, 2013
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    Rootball
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  14. Victoria

    Dancing on Ice Tour 2012

    Oh, excellent news on the cataract removal and hope all continues to go well with it. I thought about having laser treatment for an astigmatism but decided against it and got some new classy...
    Oh, excellent news on the cataract removal and hope all continues to go well with it. I thought about having laser treatment for an astigmatism but decided against it and got some new classy glasses last August (raspberry coloured fronts and rose print sides, lovely) but I only wear them for...
    Oh, excellent news on the cataract removal and hope all continues to go well with it. I thought about having laser treatment for an astigmatism but decided against it and got some new classy glasses last August (raspberry coloured fronts and...
    Oh, excellent news on the cataract removal and hope all continues to go well with it. I thought about having laser treatment for an astigmatism but decided against it and got some new classy...
    Victoria, Mar 10, 2013
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    Victoria
    Mar 10, 2013
  15. Dan The Man

    Insufficient privellidges

    Its just like Hotel California then !:snork: Last thing I remember, I was Running for the door I had to find the passage back To the place I was before "Relax, " said the night man, "We are programmed...
    Its just like Hotel California then !:snork: Last thing I remember, I was Running for the door I had to find the passage back To the place I was before "Relax, " said the night man, "We are programmed to receive. You can check-out any time you like, But you can never leave! "
    Its just like Hotel California then !:snork: Last thing I remember, I was Running for the door I had to find the passage back To the place I was before "Relax, " said the night man, "We are programmed to receive. You can check-out any time you...
    Its just like Hotel California then !:snork: Last thing I remember, I was Running for the door I had to find the passage back To the place I was before "Relax, " said the night man, "We are programmed...
    Dan The Man, Mar 5, 2013 ... 2
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    HarryS
    Mar 10, 2013
  16. Folly Mon
    Like x 7

    Busy Busy Week

    Back on track like a whirlwind :dbgrtmb:
    Back on track like a whirlwind :dbgrtmb:
    Back on track like a whirlwind :dbgrtmb:
    Back on track like a whirlwind :dbgrtmb:
    Folly Mon, Mar 9, 2013
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    "M"
    Mar 10, 2013
  17. Trunky
    Like x 3

    Happy at work?

    :wow: :wow: :wow:!!! Can I Be Your Adopted Brother?? Pretty Please :wub2: I Will Live in the Roof and Promiss Never to Make a Sound :thumbsup: As Ever TOP DRAW Is an Understatement :love30: Love yours and Ziggs new Brother
    :wow: :wow: :wow:!!! Can I Be Your Adopted Brother?? Pretty Please :wub2: I Will Live in the Roof and Promiss Never to Make a Sound :thumbsup: As Ever TOP DRAW Is an Understatement :love30: Love yours and Ziggs new Brother
    :wow: :wow: :wow:!!! Can I Be Your Adopted Brother?? Pretty Please :wub2: I Will Live in the Roof and Promiss Never to Make a Sound :thumbsup: As Ever TOP DRAW Is an Understatement :love30: Love yours and Ziggs new Brother
    :wow: :wow: :wow:!!! Can I Be Your Adopted Brother?? Pretty Please :wub2: I Will Live in the Roof and Promiss Never to Make a Sound :thumbsup: As Ever TOP DRAW Is an Understatement :love30: Love yours and Ziggs new Brother
    Trunky, Nov 21, 2012 ... 2
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    Folly Mon
    Mar 10, 2013
  18. EddieJ
    Like x 8

    Died and gone to heaven

    Many thanks for the info Victoria, it is greatly appreciated. :) I tried again yesterday evening to find further songs/music by her on Youtube, but had no luck. :(
    Many thanks for the info Victoria, it is greatly appreciated. :) I tried again yesterday evening to find further songs/music by her on Youtube, but had no luck. :(
    Many thanks for the info Victoria, it is greatly appreciated. :) I tried again yesterday evening to find further songs/music by her on Youtube, but had no luck. :(
    Many thanks for the info Victoria, it is greatly appreciated. :) I tried again yesterday evening to find further songs/music by her on Youtube, but had no luck. :(
    EddieJ, Feb 12, 2013
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    EddieJ
    Mar 9, 2013
  19. clueless1

    A week to make a silly hat

    You want to ask Zigs if he could come up with an idea! :lunapic 130165696578242 5: Alternatively, look at some photos of the women at Ascot. :heehee:
    You want to ask Zigs if he could come up with an idea! :lunapic 130165696578242 5: Alternatively, look at some photos of the women at Ascot. :heehee:
    You want to ask Zigs if he could come up with an idea! :lunapic 130165696578242 5: Alternatively, look at some photos of the women at Ascot. :heehee:
    You want to ask Zigs if he could come up with an idea! :lunapic 130165696578242 5: Alternatively, look at some photos of the women at Ascot. :heehee:
    clueless1, Mar 8, 2013 ... 2
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    shiney
    Mar 9, 2013
  20. clueless1

    You know when you're doing DIY and you accidentally drill into a mains wire?

    Blimey, wouldn't like to be in the site managers boots this weekend, I can just imagine the scene in the office. "You drilled into WHAT?"
    Blimey, wouldn't like to be in the site managers boots this weekend, I can just imagine the scene in the office. "You drilled into WHAT?"
    Blimey, wouldn't like to be in the site managers boots this weekend, I can just imagine the scene in the office. "You drilled into WHAT?"
    Blimey, wouldn't like to be in the site managers boots this weekend, I can just imagine the scene in the office. "You drilled into WHAT?"
    clueless1, Mar 8, 2013
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    Phil A
    Mar 8, 2013
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