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  1. SimonZ

    Poem interpretation

    Thanks for all your ideas so far!
    Thanks for all your ideas so far!
    Thanks for all your ideas so far!
    Thanks for all your ideas so far!
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  2. Folly Mon
    Like x 6

    Sorry For My Absence

    ^^^ Wot a Lovely Thing to Say Mr Shiney & Jenny :wub2: God Bless Ya Ile have to Make a Extra Spicial Effort this Year Cus I Do NOT Want to Miss it for the World!!! :love30: We had a Bostin Day That means...
    ^^^ Wot a Lovely Thing to Say Mr Shiney & Jenny :wub2: God Bless Ya Ile have to Make a Extra Spicial Effort this Year Cus I Do NOT Want to Miss it for the World!!! :love30: We had a Bostin Day That means the Best Bonza and Our Plants off You and Mrs Shiney are Beuetfull to this Verry Day and Fully Intend...
    ^^^ Wot a Lovely Thing to Say Mr Shiney & Jenny :wub2: God Bless Ya Ile have to Make a Extra Spicial Effort this Year Cus I Do NOT Want to Miss it for the World!!! :love30: We had a Bostin Day That means the Best Bonza and Our Plants off You and Mrs...
    ^^^ Wot a Lovely Thing to Say Mr Shiney & Jenny :wub2: God Bless Ya Ile have to Make a Extra Spicial Effort this Year Cus I Do NOT Want to Miss it for the World!!! :love30: We had a Bostin Day That means...
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  3. lazydog

    Where am ya Folly Mon

    My thoughts are with you and your mate today Folly Mon.:imphrt: I do hope the ordeal for him and you is healing now. Do you think he would like to come on board the Good ship Gardeners Corner? Jenny namatse
    My thoughts are with you and your mate today Folly Mon.:imphrt: I do hope the ordeal for him and you is healing now. Do you think he would like to come on board the Good ship Gardeners Corner? Jenny namatse
    My thoughts are with you and your mate today Folly Mon.:imphrt: I do hope the ordeal for him and you is healing now. Do you think he would like to come on board the Good ship Gardeners Corner? Jenny namatse
    My thoughts are with you and your mate today Folly Mon.:imphrt: I do hope the ordeal for him and you is healing now. Do you think he would like to come on board the Good ship Gardeners Corner? Jenny namatse
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  4. Jenny namaste
    Like x 4

    So what's in the pot then ?

    I can't stop making spotted dick, I'm mixing one up every night now!! :redface: Val
    I can't stop making spotted dick, I'm mixing one up every night now!! :redface: Val
    I can't stop making spotted dick, I'm mixing one up every night now!! :redface: Val
    I can't stop making spotted dick, I'm mixing one up every night now!! :redface: Val
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  5. Phil A

    For JWK (and any other Doctor Who fans)

    I do, I had a bad acid experiance in the same Cathedral, it was like God was telling me to get out of his house:runforhills:
    I do, I had a bad acid experiance in the same Cathedral, it was like God was telling me to get out of his house:runforhills:
    I do, I had a bad acid experiance in the same Cathedral, it was like God was telling me to get out of his house:runforhills:
    I do, I had a bad acid experiance in the same Cathedral, it was like God was telling me to get out of his house:runforhills:
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  6. joolz68

    New high speed rail link

    And just another good reason to quit the EU gravy train.
    And just another good reason to quit the EU gravy train.
    And just another good reason to quit the EU gravy train.
    And just another good reason to quit the EU gravy train.
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  7. Loofah

    Community website hackers are scumbags

    Hi Zigs, I clicked on your link and it took me to someone's page and advertised cruisecouk (I've left out the dots). I couldn't see any message from you, but I'm not a member of FB so maybe can't...
    Hi Zigs, I clicked on your link and it took me to someone's page and advertised cruisecouk (I've left out the dots). I couldn't see any message from you, but I'm not a member of FB so maybe can't see it. cruisecouk is a reputable travel agent (not quite an oxymoron :heehee:) and owned by Victoria...
    Hi Zigs, I clicked on your link and it took me to someone's page and advertised cruisecouk (I've left out the dots). I couldn't see any message from you, but I'm not a member of FB so maybe can't see it. cruisecouk is a reputable travel agent...
    Hi Zigs, I clicked on your link and it took me to someone's page and advertised cruisecouk (I've left out the dots). I couldn't see any message from you, but I'm not a member of FB so maybe can't...
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  8. Val..

    I knew those stiletto heels would get me into trouble!!!!

    Val I started ballet dancing, tap dancing and acrobatics when I was 5 years old until about 16 when I started noticing 'boys' and gave it up. When I was 12 and for the following 3 years I was in ...
    Val I started ballet dancing, tap dancing and acrobatics when I was 5 years old until about 16 when I started noticing 'boys' and gave it up. When I was 12 and for the following 3 years I was in Pantomimes and one year played the girl babe in 'Babes in the Wood'. We travelled to a different...
    Val I started ballet dancing, tap dancing and acrobatics when I was 5 years old until about 16 when I started noticing 'boys' and gave it up. When I was 12 and for the following 3 years I was in Pantomimes and one year played the girl babe in...
    Val I started ballet dancing, tap dancing and acrobatics when I was 5 years old until about 16 when I started noticing 'boys' and gave it up. When I was 12 and for the following 3 years I was in ...
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  9. Sheal

    Happy Birthday Kris

    Happy belated Birthday :spinning:
    Happy belated Birthday :spinning:
    Happy belated Birthday :spinning:
    Happy belated Birthday :spinning:
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  10. JWK
    Like x 5

    Zigs is the Highest Posting Member

    Hmm. not for me I'm afraid. Too shouty!
    Hmm. not for me I'm afraid. Too shouty!
    Hmm. not for me I'm afraid. Too shouty!
    Hmm. not for me I'm afraid. Too shouty!
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  11. **Yvonne**

    Dangling from a rope at 130 feet!

    Should be OK now?
    Should be OK now?
    Should be OK now?
    Should be OK now?
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  12. stephenprudence
    Agree x 7

    light switches..

    I've done it a couple of times myself in the past, even the fully qualified sparky who came to sign off my DIY electrics shocked himself on an RCD protected circuit. You won't get a fatal shock...
    I've done it a couple of times myself in the past, even the fully qualified sparky who came to sign off my DIY electrics shocked himself on an RCD protected circuit. You won't get a fatal shock from a modern consumer unit but it's still enough to make you yelp (as he did :) )
    I've done it a couple of times myself in the past, even the fully qualified sparky who came to sign off my DIY electrics shocked himself on an RCD protected circuit. You won't get a fatal shock from a modern consumer unit but it's still enough to...
    I've done it a couple of times myself in the past, even the fully qualified sparky who came to sign off my DIY electrics shocked himself on an RCD protected circuit. You won't get a fatal shock...
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  13. Jenny namaste

    Our Farmers' dilemmas 2013

    Thank you Mum. I was rather hoping for more current stats than these, Jenny
    Thank you Mum. I was rather hoping for more current stats than these, Jenny
    Thank you Mum. I was rather hoping for more current stats than these, Jenny
    Thank you Mum. I was rather hoping for more current stats than these, Jenny
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  14. clueless1

    Lurgy again - What to do?

    Hi so sorry to hear you and all have been ill. So many bugs going round this year.My lads are 18 and 21. They can be cocky bleeders at the best of times. But guess what, when they're really ill,...
    Hi so sorry to hear you and all have been ill. So many bugs going round this year.My lads are 18 and 21. They can be cocky bleeders at the best of times. But guess what, when they're really ill, all they want is me, mummy. And me being me, I run round after them, worry about them and sort them...
    Hi so sorry to hear you and all have been ill. So many bugs going round this year.My lads are 18 and 21. They can be cocky bleeders at the best of times. But guess what, when they're really ill, all they want is me, mummy. And me being me, I run...
    Hi so sorry to hear you and all have been ill. So many bugs going round this year.My lads are 18 and 21. They can be cocky bleeders at the best of times. But guess what, when they're really ill,...
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  15. Phil A

    Any Plumbers on here?

    I've balanced the rads ta, got a feeling if theres a lime build up, its likely to be in the back boiler itself. I had a lump of limestone in my rock collection that I couldn't for the life of me...
    I've balanced the rads ta, got a feeling if theres a lime build up, its likely to be in the back boiler itself. I had a lump of limestone in my rock collection that I couldn't for the life of me remember collecting, some time later I remembered that my Brother had given it to me, it was out of...
    I've balanced the rads ta, got a feeling if theres a lime build up, its likely to be in the back boiler itself. I had a lump of limestone in my rock collection that I couldn't for the life of me remember collecting, some time later I remembered...
    I've balanced the rads ta, got a feeling if theres a lime build up, its likely to be in the back boiler itself. I had a lump of limestone in my rock collection that I couldn't for the life of me...
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  16. Victoria

    Marks on Marble Counter

    Oi, don't bypass the swear filter you ex mod you:snork: You can get Vulpex off the internet, its just a lot of money. Yep, Cuttlefish bone is a fine abrasive, might work to polish up some marbles....
    Oi, don't bypass the swear filter you ex mod you:snork: You can get Vulpex off the internet, its just a lot of money. Yep, Cuttlefish bone is a fine abrasive, might work to polish up some marbles. Work it with a little water but make sure theres no bits of grit around.:)
    Oi, don't bypass the swear filter you ex mod you:snork: You can get Vulpex off the internet, its just a lot of money. Yep, Cuttlefish bone is a fine abrasive, might work to polish up some marbles. Work it with a little water but make sure theres no...
    Oi, don't bypass the swear filter you ex mod you:snork: You can get Vulpex off the internet, its just a lot of money. Yep, Cuttlefish bone is a fine abrasive, might work to polish up some marbles....
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  17. Phil A

    Big Hug

    'Compost Corner!':ideaIPB: :heehee:
    'Compost Corner!':ideaIPB: :heehee:
    'Compost Corner!':ideaIPB: :heehee:
    'Compost Corner!':ideaIPB: :heehee:
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  18. shiney
    Funny x 7

    You Thought The Internet Was Modern - Wrong!!!

    Good one.
    Good one.
    Good one.
    Good one.
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  19. stephenprudence

    was it just local or...

    I haven't felt or heard anything here so I think your fighter plane theory is very possible.
    I haven't felt or heard anything here so I think your fighter plane theory is very possible.
    I haven't felt or heard anything here so I think your fighter plane theory is very possible.
    I haven't felt or heard anything here so I think your fighter plane theory is very possible.
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  20. Fat Controller

    Quick opinion please

    Cheque will be banked tomorrow, so that I can pass it straight on to my friend who paid the bill on his credit card for me - thankfully, this means that I can pay him back and still eat this month :biggrin:
    Cheque will be banked tomorrow, so that I can pass it straight on to my friend who paid the bill on his credit card for me - thankfully, this means that I can pay him back and still eat this month :biggrin:
    Cheque will be banked tomorrow, so that I can pass it straight on to my friend who paid the bill on his credit card for me - thankfully, this means that I can pay him back and still eat this month :biggrin:
    Cheque will be banked tomorrow, so that I can pass it straight on to my friend who paid the bill on his credit card for me - thankfully, this means that I can pay him back and still eat this month :biggrin:
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