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  1. Victoria

    Thoughts for 2007

    thats very nice LOL,
    thats very nice LOL,
    thats very nice LOL,
    thats very nice LOL,
    Victoria, Jan 1, 2007
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    macleaf
    Jan 2, 2007
  2. jjordie

    Very Useful Items

    We used to use those needles in surgery, jjordie (well, surgical versions, of course!!!). In fact I worked with one surgeon who wouldn't use anything else. But guess what - he was always moaning...
    We used to use those needles in surgery, jjordie (well, surgical versions, of course!!!). In fact I worked with one surgeon who wouldn't use anything else. But guess what - he was always moaning because they'd kept losing their thread!!
    We used to use those needles in surgery, jjordie (well, surgical versions, of course!!!). In fact I worked with one surgeon who wouldn't use anything else. But guess what - he was always moaning because they'd kept losing their thread!!
    We used to use those needles in surgery, jjordie (well, surgical versions, of course!!!). In fact I worked with one surgeon who wouldn't use anything else. But guess what - he was always moaning...
    jjordie, Jan 1, 2007
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    Daisies
    Jan 5, 2007
  3. Daydreamer

    Last of the summer wine Christmas special

    There were two things that make me really ragged - LOTSW and Only fools and horses! They were funny the first time around but over Chrissy we've had solid days of them!
    There were two things that make me really ragged - LOTSW and Only fools and horses! They were funny the first time around but over Chrissy we've had solid days of them!
    There were two things that make me really ragged - LOTSW and Only fools and horses! They were funny the first time around but over Chrissy we've had solid days of them!
    There were two things that make me really ragged - LOTSW and Only fools and horses! They were funny the first time around but over Chrissy we've had solid days of them!
    Daydreamer, Jan 2, 2007
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    Daisies
    Jan 5, 2007
  4. tig

    what did santa bring you?

    Or the root of all evil dendy
    Or the root of all evil dendy
    Or the root of all evil dendy
    Or the root of all evil dendy
    tig, Dec 25, 2006 ... 2 3
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    Beefy
    Jan 6, 2007
  5. kasabian

    WARNING - Car Jackers

    Oh, I thought you meant you'd leave them in the car for the next toe-rag that tried to nick it!!
    Oh, I thought you meant you'd leave them in the car for the next toe-rag that tried to nick it!!
    Oh, I thought you meant you'd leave them in the car for the next toe-rag that tried to nick it!!
    Oh, I thought you meant you'd leave them in the car for the next toe-rag that tried to nick it!!
    kasabian, Jan 5, 2007
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    Daisies
    Jan 6, 2007
  6. Victoria

    New Year's Resolutions

    no Roders not really - you should try dancing with Mr Waco!come to think of it - nou you shouldn't!
    no Roders not really - you should try dancing with Mr Waco!come to think of it - nou you shouldn't!
    no Roders not really - you should try dancing with Mr Waco!come to think of it - nou you shouldn't!
    no Roders not really - you should try dancing with Mr Waco!come to think of it - nou you shouldn't!
    Victoria, Jan 1, 2007 ... 3 4 5
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    Waco
    Jan 6, 2007
  7. Scotkat

    Freecycling

    I have often thought that some of the things given away would make a good living for someone with storage space, a van, and time to attend boot sales... However as the aim is to avoid things going...
    I have often thought that some of the things given away would make a good living for someone with storage space, a van, and time to attend boot sales... However as the aim is to avoid things going to landfill, does it matter what happens to things given away? Now that I can't get things from the...
    I have often thought that some of the things given away would make a good living for someone with storage space, a van, and time to attend boot sales... However as the aim is to avoid things going to landfill, does it matter what happens to...
    I have often thought that some of the things given away would make a good living for someone with storage space, a van, and time to attend boot sales... However as the aim is to avoid things going...
    Scotkat, Jan 4, 2007
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    Liz
    Jan 7, 2007
  8. Liz

    This year....[or rather last]

    Liz, I remember my friend's was sweet but very pleasant. She had a dreadful sweet tooth and I not so much. She collected her berries from the hedgerows in Bucks where we lived near the Oxon...
    Liz, I remember my friend's was sweet but very pleasant. She had a dreadful sweet tooth and I not so much. She collected her berries from the hedgerows in Bucks where we lived near the Oxon border.I'll get back to you on this.
    Liz, I remember my friend's was sweet but very pleasant. She had a dreadful sweet tooth and I not so much. She collected her berries from the hedgerows in Bucks where we lived near the Oxon border.I'll get back to you on this.
    Liz, I remember my friend's was sweet but very pleasant. She had a dreadful sweet tooth and I not so much. She collected her berries from the hedgerows in Bucks where we lived near the Oxon...
    Liz, Jan 7, 2007
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    Victoria
    Jan 7, 2007
  9. pete

    The amazing shrinking beer bottle

    the old gordens gin is still the same as ever,however i am a little partial to a Jamaica rum,when out there you could go to the local shop and try at least 10 different grades free of charge,hence...
    the old gordens gin is still the same as ever,however i am a little partial to a Jamaica rum,when out there you could go to the local shop and try at least 10 different grades free of charge,hence you bought more than you wanted,quite clever really,on that subject we went into Ohios...
    the old gordens gin is still the same as ever,however i am a little partial to a Jamaica rum,when out there you could go to the local shop and try at least 10 different grades free of charge,hence you bought more than you wanted,quite clever...
    the old gordens gin is still the same as ever,however i am a little partial to a Jamaica rum,when out there you could go to the local shop and try at least 10 different grades free of charge,hence...
    pete, Jan 6, 2007
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    macleaf
    Jan 10, 2007
  10. Fran

    Would you go back?

    Waco, you had to muck out the horse AND GROOM? anyway we were so poor we only had one set of clothes between three kids, it was all right for my sisters! David.
    Waco, you had to muck out the horse AND GROOM? anyway we were so poor we only had one set of clothes between three kids, it was all right for my sisters! David.
    Waco, you had to muck out the horse AND GROOM? anyway we were so poor we only had one set of clothes between three kids, it was all right for my sisters! David.
    Waco, you had to muck out the horse AND GROOM? anyway we were so poor we only had one set of clothes between three kids, it was all right for my sisters! David.
    Fran, Dec 30, 2006 ... 7 8 9
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    daitheplant
    Jan 10, 2007
  11. Fran

    Quirky thought

    I'm happy with the conventional view expressed on the web site you quote HB. Most ancient history is a mixture of myth and fact. To quote the web site"Then as archaeology developed, the...
    I'm happy with the conventional view expressed on the web site you quote HB. Most ancient history is a mixture of myth and fact. To quote the web site"Then as archaeology developed, the artefacts of Iron Age Britain and Ireland began to be identified, and in important ways showed links with...
    I'm happy with the conventional view expressed on the web site you quote HB. Most ancient history is a mixture of myth and fact. To quote the web site"Then as archaeology developed, the artefacts of Iron Age Britain and Ireland began to be...
    I'm happy with the conventional view expressed on the web site you quote HB. Most ancient history is a mixture of myth and fact. To quote the web site"Then as archaeology developed, the...
    Fran, Jan 7, 2007 ... 2
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  12. Daisies

    The off-sick gardener

    Yup I think you got a case - particularly if you were specific about the reasons why you were requesting not to do on call. If its being done via the RCN - then there will be no risk of costs, so...
    Yup I think you got a case - particularly if you were specific about the reasons why you were requesting not to do on call. If its being done via the RCN - then there will be no risk of costs, so go for it. There's a good few cases now, where employers have been warned of potential problems, and...
    Yup I think you got a case - particularly if you were specific about the reasons why you were requesting not to do on call. If its being done via the RCN - then there will be no risk of costs, so go for it. There's a good few cases now, where...
    Yup I think you got a case - particularly if you were specific about the reasons why you were requesting not to do on call. If its being done via the RCN - then there will be no risk of costs, so...
    Daisies, Jan 9, 2007
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    Fran
    Jan 10, 2007
  13. Fran

    Dreaming dreams

    I think I want to move to the coast. From Wales to Hampshire is out - the scenery and gardening may be wonderful but the property price on the coast is high for my budget which is round �£180k,...
    I think I want to move to the coast. From Wales to Hampshire is out - the scenery and gardening may be wonderful but the property price on the coast is high for my budget which is round �£180k, and the rain is, well wet, on that side. So am thinking of the Norfolk/Suffolk coast - further north...
    I think I want to move to the coast. From Wales to Hampshire is out - the scenery and gardening may be wonderful but the property price on the coast is high for my budget which is round �£180k, and the rain is, well wet, on that side. So am...
    I think I want to move to the coast. From Wales to Hampshire is out - the scenery and gardening may be wonderful but the property price on the coast is high for my budget which is round �£180k,...
    Fran, Jan 11, 2007
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    Fran
    Jan 11, 2007
  14. Jack by the hedge

    Song identification

    Also, if you hear something on the radio that you don't what the track name/artist is, enter 2580 (a staright line on your phone) on your mobile, let the music play for about 2 or 3 seconds,...
    Also, if you hear something on the radio that you don't what the track name/artist is, enter 2580 (a staright line on your phone) on your mobile, let the music play for about 2 or 3 seconds, almost instantly, you will be sent a text message with the name of the artist and track name. ;)Works...
    Also, if you hear something on the radio that you don't what the track name/artist is, enter 2580 (a staright line on your phone) on your mobile, let the music play for about 2 or 3 seconds, almost instantly, you will be sent a text message with...
    Also, if you hear something on the radio that you don't what the track name/artist is, enter 2580 (a staright line on your phone) on your mobile, let the music play for about 2 or 3 seconds,...
    Jack by the hedge, Jan 10, 2007
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    Webmaster
    Jan 12, 2007
  15. Blackthorn

    Gardeners Epitaphs

    Good one, Blackthorn! :D
    Good one, Blackthorn! :D
    Good one, Blackthorn! :D
    Good one, Blackthorn! :D
    Blackthorn, Jan 12, 2007
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    UsedtobeDendy
    Jan 12, 2007
  16. Honey Bee

    The Pleasures of being a Mother...... No 76

    Dear Honey-Bee, I understand your frustration and your horror. I myself hadn't seen one before in my life (and we are talking until a couple of months ago!) and now i could write a book on...
    Dear Honey-Bee, I understand your frustration and your horror. I myself hadn't seen one before in my life (and we are talking until a couple of months ago!) and now i could write a book on them....For those who don't know we are talking about head lice. I give you my "Italian" advice, as we...
    Dear Honey-Bee, I understand your frustration and your horror. I myself hadn't seen one before in my life (and we are talking until a couple of months ago!) and now i could write a book on them....For those who don't know we are talking about...
    Dear Honey-Bee, I understand your frustration and your horror. I myself hadn't seen one before in my life (and we are talking until a couple of months ago!) and now i could write a book on...
    Honey Bee, Jan 12, 2007
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    miraflores
    Jan 12, 2007
  17. Stingo

    What is everyones age?

    :D Glad to hear it!
    :D Glad to hear it!
    :D Glad to hear it!
    :D Glad to hear it!
    Stingo, Oct 11, 2006 ... 6 7 8
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    UsedtobeDendy
    Jan 13, 2007
  18. jjordie

    Signatures.

    Can't imagine where you saw that one Nathan......Is he teasing us, Jjordie?I love Leonora's one about cats and vacuums... :rolleyes:
    Can't imagine where you saw that one Nathan......Is he teasing us, Jjordie?I love Leonora's one about cats and vacuums... :rolleyes:
    Can't imagine where you saw that one Nathan......Is he teasing us, Jjordie?I love Leonora's one about cats and vacuums... :rolleyes:
    Can't imagine where you saw that one Nathan......Is he teasing us, Jjordie?I love Leonora's one about cats and vacuums... :rolleyes:
    jjordie, Jan 12, 2007
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    UsedtobeDendy
    Jan 13, 2007
  19. roders

    Lion Embrace..

    I just saw this on Sky News 7 Days and it was absolutely beautiful to watch it live! But it was all too quick to capture the moment above, which is priceless.
    I just saw this on Sky News 7 Days and it was absolutely beautiful to watch it live! But it was all too quick to capture the moment above, which is priceless.
    I just saw this on Sky News 7 Days and it was absolutely beautiful to watch it live! But it was all too quick to capture the moment above, which is priceless.
    I just saw this on Sky News 7 Days and it was absolutely beautiful to watch it live! But it was all too quick to capture the moment above, which is priceless.
    roders, Jan 13, 2007
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    Victoria
    Jan 14, 2007
  20. UsedtobeDendy

    another ROSLA disaster?

    How would anyone like to be the teacher of the Brown offspring? :eek: Now that's pressure!!I can't say I'm surprised "Our Gordon" has taken that position. Unlike many of the others, he did...
    How would anyone like to be the teacher of the Brown offspring? :eek: Now that's pressure!!I can't say I'm surprised "Our Gordon" has taken that position. Unlike many of the others, he did go through the state system himself, albeit at a time when there were Grammars and Secondary...
    How would anyone like to be the teacher of the Brown offspring? :eek: Now that's pressure!!I can't say I'm surprised "Our Gordon" has taken that position. Unlike many of the others, he did go through the state system himself, albeit at a...
    How would anyone like to be the teacher of the Brown offspring? :eek: Now that's pressure!!I can't say I'm surprised "Our Gordon" has taken that position. Unlike many of the others, he did...
    UsedtobeDendy, Jan 13, 2007 ... 2
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    UsedtobeDendy
    Jan 15, 2007
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