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  1. Fat Controller

    Gaz and Leccy - Important info!

    As per my earlier point, that we outsourced it all to mostly international foreign companies. They have no real incentive to invest in UK energy self sufficiency.
    As per my earlier point, that we outsourced it all to mostly international foreign companies. They have no real incentive to invest in UK energy self sufficiency.
    As per my earlier point, that we outsourced it all to mostly international foreign companies. They have no real incentive to invest in UK energy self sufficiency.
    As per my earlier point, that we outsourced it all to mostly international foreign companies. They have no real incentive to invest in UK energy self sufficiency.
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  2. Sheal
    Like x 11

    NHS - Not all bad.

    It's interesting that our GP's often ask us if we take any exercise and in many cases it's that exercise/sport that causes the problem. Mr S not only jogged but played badminton (a fast sport) for...
    It's interesting that our GP's often ask us if we take any exercise and in many cases it's that exercise/sport that causes the problem. Mr S not only jogged but played badminton (a fast sport) for many years, the reason he now needs a hip replacement.
    It's interesting that our GP's often ask us if we take any exercise and in many cases it's that exercise/sport that causes the problem. Mr S not only jogged but played badminton (a fast sport) for many years, the reason he now needs a hip...
    It's interesting that our GP's often ask us if we take any exercise and in many cases it's that exercise/sport that causes the problem. Mr S not only jogged but played badminton (a fast sport) for...
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  3. Clueless 1 v2

    Ham shank

    I would go to see our local butcher. Except he decided to retire as soon as covid came along. He was a proper old school butcher, really nice man, very friendly, yet massive, and strangely...
    I would go to see our local butcher. Except he decided to retire as soon as covid came along. He was a proper old school butcher, really nice man, very friendly, yet massive, and strangely slightly terrifying. He knew his stuff.He handed the shop over to his son. He's a nice enough lad, but...
    I would go to see our local butcher. Except he decided to retire as soon as covid came along. He was a proper old school butcher, really nice man, very friendly, yet massive, and strangely slightly terrifying. He knew his stuff.He handed the...
    I would go to see our local butcher. Except he decided to retire as soon as covid came along. He was a proper old school butcher, really nice man, very friendly, yet massive, and strangely...
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  4. Clueless 1 v2

    Covid tests

    I have a theory as to why the tests sometimes report negative despite all the clues pointing to a positive case. My theory is only based on my own observations, so take it with a pinch of...
    I have a theory as to why the tests sometimes report negative despite all the clues pointing to a positive case. My theory is only based on my own observations, so take it with a pinch of salt.When I first became unwell, with all the covid symptoms, and two positive cases in my household, my...
    I have a theory as to why the tests sometimes report negative despite all the clues pointing to a positive case. My theory is only based on my own observations, so take it with a pinch of salt.When I first became unwell, with all the covid...
    I have a theory as to why the tests sometimes report negative despite all the clues pointing to a positive case. My theory is only based on my own observations, so take it with a pinch of...
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  5. longk
    Like x 11

    A Monday Wander Around London

    It is at the edge of the rose garden in the inner circle. A lot of interesting planting in that area.
    It is at the edge of the rose garden in the inner circle. A lot of interesting planting in that area.
    It is at the edge of the rose garden in the inner circle. A lot of interesting planting in that area.
    It is at the edge of the rose garden in the inner circle. A lot of interesting planting in that area.
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  6. Upsydaisy

    Happy Birthday @Jocko

    Thanks everyone.
    Thanks everyone.
    Thanks everyone.
    Thanks everyone.
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  7. CanadianLori

    Aga - the "sign" that sits on it -??

    Yes, @Jocko that is how she made it sound. The way she talked, it was like it was something embroidered. Perhaps on a tea towel and hung on the handle?Thank you for looking but she was...
    Yes, @Jocko that is how she made it sound. The way she talked, it was like it was something embroidered. Perhaps on a tea towel and hung on the handle?Thank you for looking but she was referring to something "old style homey".
    Yes, @Jocko that is how she made it sound. The way she talked, it was like it was something embroidered. Perhaps on a tea towel and hung on the handle?Thank you for looking but she was referring to something "old style homey".
    Yes, @Jocko that is how she made it sound. The way she talked, it was like it was something embroidered. Perhaps on a tea towel and hung on the handle?Thank you for looking but she was...
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  8. Sheal

    Kindle

    Great jacko
    Great jacko
    Great jacko
    Great jacko
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  9. Black Dog

    Worst weather you remember

    I remember seeing the River Thames estuary at Southend frozen over in 1963 and snow continuing for weeks.1987 was the year of the hurricane and many trees were brought down in my area and the...
    I remember seeing the River Thames estuary at Southend frozen over in 1963 and snow continuing for weeks.1987 was the year of the hurricane and many trees were brought down in my area and the south/east of England. My neighbours lost a chimney stack and we were without power for...
    I remember seeing the River Thames estuary at Southend frozen over in 1963 and snow continuing for weeks.1987 was the year of the hurricane and many trees were brought down in my area and the south/east of England. My neighbours lost a chimney...
    I remember seeing the River Thames estuary at Southend frozen over in 1963 and snow continuing for weeks.1987 was the year of the hurricane and many trees were brought down in my area and the...
    Sheepinsnow 001.jpg Beast from the East Nicol St 1-3-18.jpg 059.JPG 065.JPG 002.JPG 004.JPG
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  10. Jenny namaste
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    Bikes, bikes and more bikes

    The MotoHome™ - Architecture on Two Wheels: A Thesis Project by Jeremy Carman - YouTubeThe MotoHome™ and Jeremy Carman ride away after 2018 USC graduation - YouTube
    The MotoHome™ - Architecture on Two Wheels: A Thesis Project by Jeremy Carman - YouTubeThe MotoHome™ and Jeremy Carman ride away after 2018 USC graduation - YouTube
    The MotoHome™ - Architecture on Two Wheels: A Thesis Project by Jeremy Carman - YouTubeThe MotoHome™ and Jeremy Carman ride away after 2018 USC graduation - YouTube
    The MotoHome™ - Architecture on Two Wheels: A Thesis Project by Jeremy Carman - YouTubeThe MotoHome™ and Jeremy Carman ride away after 2018 USC graduation - YouTube
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  11. Jocko

    The only weather forecast I watch.

    I wanted to post a cheeky video but you had to download it, so I deleted it but cannot delete the text. Sorry
    I wanted to post a cheeky video but you had to download it, so I deleted it but cannot delete the text. Sorry
    I wanted to post a cheeky video but you had to download it, so I deleted it but cannot delete the text. Sorry
    I wanted to post a cheeky video but you had to download it, so I deleted it but cannot delete the text. Sorry
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  12. Palustris

    Me on a tiger

    It was a guess as their promenade used to look a bit like that.
    It was a guess as their promenade used to look a bit like that.
    It was a guess as their promenade used to look a bit like that.
    It was a guess as their promenade used to look a bit like that.
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  13. Jocko
    Like x 3

    Amateur Spacemen.

    Liam is the guitarist on the right.
    Liam is the guitarist on the right.
    Liam is the guitarist on the right.
    Liam is the guitarist on the right.
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  14. Logan

    Daisy the Newfoundland that lives with Charlie the golden retriever

    Daisy has a swim
    Daisy has a swim
    Daisy has a swim
    Daisy has a swim
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  15. Purple Streaks

    Waiting for seed.....

    None promised to me :)
    None promised to me :)
    None promised to me :)
    None promised to me :)
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  16. Upsydaisy

    Happy Birthday Shane

    Happy birthday, @Shaneoak ! :birthday:
    Happy birthday, @Shaneoak ! :birthday:
    Happy birthday, @Shaneoak ! :birthday:
    Happy birthday, @Shaneoak ! :birthday:
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  17. Kym

    Querying prices.

    I showed the pictures to my gardener who does our hedges. He reckons, from what he can see in the photos, that it should easily be done in two hours - including clearing up.
    I showed the pictures to my gardener who does our hedges. He reckons, from what he can see in the photos, that it should easily be done in two hours - including clearing up.
    I showed the pictures to my gardener who does our hedges. He reckons, from what he can see in the photos, that it should easily be done in two hours - including clearing up.
    I showed the pictures to my gardener who does our hedges. He reckons, from what he can see in the photos, that it should easily be done in two hours - including clearing up.
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  18. Jocko

    Are birds clever or what?

    They should do the job nicely. :)
    They should do the job nicely. :)
    They should do the job nicely. :)
    They should do the job nicely. :)
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  19. Fat Controller

    Check, or cancel, your Direct Debits!

    Certainly agree. :blue thumb:
    Certainly agree. :blue thumb:
    Certainly agree. :blue thumb:
    Certainly agree. :blue thumb:
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  20. Purple Streaks

    Using a kindle for photos

    So it doesn't look like I will be very lucky then Jacko at getting them on anything but the kindle itself..Though I must admit the photos were not bad which I took on the other kindle. But it...
    So it doesn't look like I will be very lucky then Jacko at getting them on anything but the kindle itself..Though I must admit the photos were not bad which I took on the other kindle. But it was only quick shots of the grandkids.This kindle I use mainly for reading books , save having...
    So it doesn't look like I will be very lucky then Jacko at getting them on anything but the kindle itself..Though I must admit the photos were not bad which I took on the other kindle. But it was only quick shots of the grandkids.This...
    So it doesn't look like I will be very lucky then Jacko at getting them on anything but the kindle itself..Though I must admit the photos were not bad which I took on the other kindle. But it...
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