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  1. Dave W
    Like x 3

    Brian Cox - A brilliant lecture!!!

    Thanks for that! I too find him very watchable - he's a bit like a kiddie in a sweet shop once he gets going on his subject and that is both engaging and infectious.
    Thanks for that! I too find him very watchable - he's a bit like a kiddie in a sweet shop once he gets going on his subject and that is both engaging and infectious.
    Thanks for that! I too find him very watchable - he's a bit like a kiddie in a sweet shop once he gets going on his subject and that is both engaging and infectious.
    Thanks for that! I too find him very watchable - he's a bit like a kiddie in a sweet shop once he gets going on his subject and that is both engaging and infectious.
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  2. Loofah
    Like x 4

    A meeting of the parents...

    Re-read my statement, forgot to say, it was the brides parents from California and the grooms parents from this area Pennsylvania. Needless to say I know it was the grooms parents fault that...
    Re-read my statement, forgot to say, it was the brides parents from California and the grooms parents from this area Pennsylvania. Needless to say I know it was the grooms parents fault that started the stuff, and did not have to been there to just know it. But glad your's went well. I...
    Re-read my statement, forgot to say, it was the brides parents from California and the grooms parents from this area Pennsylvania. Needless to say I know it was the grooms parents fault that started the stuff, and did not have to been there to...
    Re-read my statement, forgot to say, it was the brides parents from California and the grooms parents from this area Pennsylvania. Needless to say I know it was the grooms parents fault that...
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  3. shiney
    Funny x 3

    Walk On The Wild side - Funny!

    And there's more :biggrin:
    And there's more :biggrin:
    And there's more :biggrin:
    And there's more :biggrin:
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  4. Phil A
    Like x 6

    Won the Premium Bonds again

    He who hath the lucky Ash, forever getting Ernie's cash.
    He who hath the lucky Ash, forever getting Ernie's cash.
    He who hath the lucky Ash, forever getting Ernie's cash.
    He who hath the lucky Ash, forever getting Ernie's cash.
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  5. Fat Controller

    Three pointed leek?

    One thing is for sure, I am definitely in need of therapy or something for the amount of plants that I am accruing or getting my eye on. Even last night shopping in Sainsburys, I ended up coming...
    One thing is for sure, I am definitely in need of therapy or something for the amount of plants that I am accruing or getting my eye on. Even last night shopping in Sainsburys, I ended up coming home with four packets of seeds!
    One thing is for sure, I am definitely in need of therapy or something for the amount of plants that I am accruing or getting my eye on. Even last night shopping in Sainsburys, I ended up coming home with four packets of seeds!
    One thing is for sure, I am definitely in need of therapy or something for the amount of plants that I am accruing or getting my eye on. Even last night shopping in Sainsburys, I ended up coming...
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  6. miraflores

    pumpkin seeds

    Just googled that product: It says only a "Trace of Salt" so I think you have a contaminated batch.
    Just googled that product: It says only a "Trace of Salt" so I think you have a contaminated batch.
    Just googled that product: It says only a "Trace of Salt" so I think you have a contaminated batch.
    Just googled that product: It says only a "Trace of Salt" so I think you have a contaminated batch.
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  7. Val..

    What a horrid morning!!! :(

    Oh Val, what a nightmare! :grphg: I hope the rest of your weekend is full of the good luck that you deserve.
    Oh Val, what a nightmare! :grphg: I hope the rest of your weekend is full of the good luck that you deserve.
    Oh Val, what a nightmare! :grphg: I hope the rest of your weekend is full of the good luck that you deserve.
    Oh Val, what a nightmare! :grphg: I hope the rest of your weekend is full of the good luck that you deserve.
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  8. Lolimac

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY FC....

    Best wishes FC :)
    Best wishes FC :)
    Best wishes FC :)
    Best wishes FC :)
    funny-quotes-about-age.jpg smilie cake.gif dbday.jpg
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  9. "M"

    In my postbox I found ...

    With this farce of "Large Letter" rates for anything wider than 3 microns at the moment, I think the post office deserves everything that it gets.
    With this farce of "Large Letter" rates for anything wider than 3 microns at the moment, I think the post office deserves everything that it gets.
    With this farce of "Large Letter" rates for anything wider than 3 microns at the moment, I think the post office deserves everything that it gets.
    With this farce of "Large Letter" rates for anything wider than 3 microns at the moment, I think the post office deserves everything that it gets.
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  10. Jiffy

    Recycling on a big scale

    You wouldn't want to drop one of those on your toe!
    You wouldn't want to drop one of those on your toe!
    You wouldn't want to drop one of those on your toe!
    You wouldn't want to drop one of those on your toe!
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  11. joolz68

    Prisms

    You cant see from the photo but on the bottom base looking from outside in, there is another number written in pencil...FV500664 AVL so im wondering if its been recycled at some point or the metal...
    You cant see from the photo but on the bottom base looking from outside in, there is another number written in pencil...FV500664 AVL so im wondering if its been recycled at some point or the metal base has :)
    You cant see from the photo but on the bottom base looking from outside in, there is another number written in pencil...FV500664 AVL so im wondering if its been recycled at some point or the metal base has :)
    You cant see from the photo but on the bottom base looking from outside in, there is another number written in pencil...FV500664 AVL so im wondering if its been recycled at some point or the metal...
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  12. hans
    Funny x 6

    new pen

    ha ha the hole/ connector/socket is for anything (I don't smoke so no lighter just the hole ) and the copper contact looked miles away from the (neutral) side..but on closer inspection they are...
    ha ha the hole/ connector/socket is for anything (I don't smoke so no lighter just the hole ) and the copper contact looked miles away from the (neutral) side..but on closer inspection they are very close so it is quite easy to create a full short. The socket is located in a very handy place...
    ha ha the hole/ connector/socket is for anything (I don't smoke so no lighter just the hole ) and the copper contact looked miles away from the (neutral) side..but on closer inspection they are very close so it is quite easy to create a full...
    ha ha the hole/ connector/socket is for anything (I don't smoke so no lighter just the hole ) and the copper contact looked miles away from the (neutral) side..but on closer inspection they are...
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  13. Victoria

    You never know what is on your doorstep ...

    I watched it too, Victoria. Think the fact you were not aware of it shows what a good job is being done of keeping them in!
    I watched it too, Victoria. Think the fact you were not aware of it shows what a good job is being done of keeping them in!
    I watched it too, Victoria. Think the fact you were not aware of it shows what a good job is being done of keeping them in!
    I watched it too, Victoria. Think the fact you were not aware of it shows what a good job is being done of keeping them in!
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  14. Scotkat
    Like x 3

    Volunteer Walled Garden Project at local Castle

    Saw the ghosts in my sleep Zigs :)
    Saw the ghosts in my sleep Zigs :)
    Saw the ghosts in my sleep Zigs :)
    Saw the ghosts in my sleep Zigs :)
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  15. pamsdish

    Bus Pass

    Our new bus passes turned up in the post today. With our County council we didn't have to do anything. They sent it automatically. :dbgrtmb:
    Our new bus passes turned up in the post today. With our County council we didn't have to do anything. They sent it automatically. :dbgrtmb:
    Our new bus passes turned up in the post today. With our County council we didn't have to do anything. They sent it automatically. :dbgrtmb:
    Our new bus passes turned up in the post today. With our County council we didn't have to do anything. They sent it automatically. :dbgrtmb:
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  16. clueless1

    Spock's home planet found

    Well, maybe. Apparently the smallest exo-planet yet has been found, just slightly bigger than our moon. A vote is happening to choose a name for it. So far, the name 'Vulcan' is winning. Well...
    Well, maybe. Apparently the smallest exo-planet yet has been found, just slightly bigger than our moon. A vote is happening to choose a name for it. So far, the name 'Vulcan' is winning. Well I think its quite cool. Well its not. The boffins think it is probably red hot, being so close to...
    Well, maybe. Apparently the smallest exo-planet yet has been found, just slightly bigger than our moon. A vote is happening to choose a name for it. So far, the name 'Vulcan' is winning. Well I think its quite cool. Well its not. The boffins...
    Well, maybe. Apparently the smallest exo-planet yet has been found, just slightly bigger than our moon. A vote is happening to choose a name for it. So far, the name 'Vulcan' is winning. Well...
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  17. miraflores

    michael winner died

    I am not saying I liked him or not ... and I certainly don't need to lose 3 1/2 stone (perhaps a half would be nice) but I don't have anything untoward to say about the guy. PS I like Marmite ... :heehee:
    I am not saying I liked him or not ... and I certainly don't need to lose 3 1/2 stone (perhaps a half would be nice) but I don't have anything untoward to say about the guy. PS I like Marmite ... :heehee:
    I am not saying I liked him or not ... and I certainly don't need to lose 3 1/2 stone (perhaps a half would be nice) but I don't have anything untoward to say about the guy. PS I like Marmite ... :heehee:
    I am not saying I liked him or not ... and I certainly don't need to lose 3 1/2 stone (perhaps a half would be nice) but I don't have anything untoward to say about the guy. PS I like Marmite ... :heehee:
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  18. Fat Controller
    Agree x 4

    RIP Mr Richard Briers

    One of my favourites, the tasting of 'pea pod burgundy' wine I've always thought that whatever they portrayed as being possible, I could also have a go at myself, even though it was a comedy...
    One of my favourites, the tasting of 'pea pod burgundy' wine I've always thought that whatever they portrayed as being possible, I could also have a go at myself, even though it was a comedy programme.
    One of my favourites, the tasting of 'pea pod burgundy' wine I've always thought that whatever they portrayed as being possible, I could also have a go at myself, even though it was a comedy programme.
    One of my favourites, the tasting of 'pea pod burgundy' wine I've always thought that whatever they portrayed as being possible, I could also have a go at myself, even though it was a comedy...
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  19. sal73

    Must see UK places

    New Zealand was amazing , you`ve seen few of the pictures ;) need to post some more , maybe next week ; )
    New Zealand was amazing , you`ve seen few of the pictures ;) need to post some more , maybe next week ; )
    New Zealand was amazing , you`ve seen few of the pictures ;) need to post some more , maybe next week ; )
    New Zealand was amazing , you`ve seen few of the pictures ;) need to post some more , maybe next week ; )
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  20. Sheal

    Mint Cracknell

    Thanks Madahhlia, we have an old fashioned sweet shop on the island but it's a forty mile round trip! :)
    Thanks Madahhlia, we have an old fashioned sweet shop on the island but it's a forty mile round trip! :)
    Thanks Madahhlia, we have an old fashioned sweet shop on the island but it's a forty mile round trip! :)
    Thanks Madahhlia, we have an old fashioned sweet shop on the island but it's a forty mile round trip! :)
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