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  1. "M"
    Like x 5

    Potted History: GC Forums

    No! :dancy:
    No! :dancy:
    No! :dancy:
    No! :dancy:
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  2. Phil A
    Informative x 3

    Green Potatoes

    To be honest, looking thru the bag today, it looks like i've bought a bag of rejects. Most of them have green on, they are ,mostly mechanically damaged too. Might drop an email to the food...
    To be honest, looking thru the bag today, it looks like i've bought a bag of rejects. Most of them have green on, they are ,mostly mechanically damaged too. Might drop an email to the food standards agency, see if there is any Horse Potatoes in there too.
    To be honest, looking thru the bag today, it looks like i've bought a bag of rejects. Most of them have green on, they are ,mostly mechanically damaged too. Might drop an email to the food standards agency, see if there is any Horse Potatoes in...
    To be honest, looking thru the bag today, it looks like i've bought a bag of rejects. Most of them have green on, they are ,mostly mechanically damaged too. Might drop an email to the food...
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  3. liliana

    It could be you!

    Yeah treat yourself L, we are, our Premium Bonds came up again, there are two 0's missing so it should have been £2,500.:biggrin: Oh well... next time!
    Yeah treat yourself L, we are, our Premium Bonds came up again, there are two 0's missing so it should have been £2,500.:biggrin: Oh well... next time!
    Yeah treat yourself L, we are, our Premium Bonds came up again, there are two 0's missing so it should have been £2,500.:biggrin: Oh well... next time!
    Yeah treat yourself L, we are, our Premium Bonds came up again, there are two 0's missing so it should have been £2,500.:biggrin: Oh well... next time!
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  4. Jack McHammocklashing
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    Zigs luck has rubbed off :-)

    RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY...............
    RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY...............
    RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY...............
    RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY...............
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  5. shiney

    Staying Alive - Was She Before Your Time

    Grace Kelly married Prince Rainier in 1956. Rita married Aly Khan in 1949 :blue thumb: A bit before your time :heehee:
    Grace Kelly married Prince Rainier in 1956. Rita married Aly Khan in 1949 :blue thumb: A bit before your time :heehee:
    Grace Kelly married Prince Rainier in 1956. Rita married Aly Khan in 1949 :blue thumb: A bit before your time :heehee:
    Grace Kelly married Prince Rainier in 1956. Rita married Aly Khan in 1949 :blue thumb: A bit before your time :heehee:
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  6. Phil A
    Like x 3

    Mexican Whooping Swans and A Girt Basket

    Lets hope we get a decent spring/summer to dry it out. The farmers are certainly going to have their work cut out when it does.
    Lets hope we get a decent spring/summer to dry it out. The farmers are certainly going to have their work cut out when it does.
    Lets hope we get a decent spring/summer to dry it out. The farmers are certainly going to have their work cut out when it does.
    Lets hope we get a decent spring/summer to dry it out. The farmers are certainly going to have their work cut out when it does.
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  7. Scrungee

    Are there many grouse in London?

    Question.... HRH or not - why is that man walking around with a closed firearm? Since I was 12, I've been associated with (and later a member of) a shooting syndicate, anyone seen just...
    Question.... HRH or not - why is that man walking around with a closed firearm? Since I was 12, I've been associated with (and later a member of) a shooting syndicate, anyone seen just walking about as he is, with a closed firearm, would at the very least receive a severe reprimand. I...
    Question.... HRH or not - why is that man walking around with a closed firearm? Since I was 12, I've been associated with (and later a member of) a shooting syndicate, anyone seen just walking about as he is, with a closed firearm, would at...
    Question.... HRH or not - why is that man walking around with a closed firearm? Since I was 12, I've been associated with (and later a member of) a shooting syndicate, anyone seen just...
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  8. Kandy

    Happy Birthday Moyra

    So sorry I missed your Birthday Moyra. Glad you had a lovely day. Bestest wishes hun :wub2:
    So sorry I missed your Birthday Moyra. Glad you had a lovely day. Bestest wishes hun :wub2:
    So sorry I missed your Birthday Moyra. Glad you had a lovely day. Bestest wishes hun :wub2:
    So sorry I missed your Birthday Moyra. Glad you had a lovely day. Bestest wishes hun :wub2:
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  9. moonraker

    Sunday morning delivery

    If it'll help you any, i was born in Liverpool until joining the Army i'd never been in the countryside, never been abroad, didnt have a passport and never been in a plane, My first countryside...
    If it'll help you any, i was born in Liverpool until joining the Army i'd never been in the countryside, never been abroad, didnt have a passport and never been in a plane, My first countryside experience was hoping to be selected for the Army, and breccon was the training area, I just loved the...
    If it'll help you any, i was born in Liverpool until joining the Army i'd never been in the countryside, never been abroad, didnt have a passport and never been in a plane, My first countryside experience was hoping to be selected for the Army,...
    If it'll help you any, i was born in Liverpool until joining the Army i'd never been in the countryside, never been abroad, didnt have a passport and never been in a plane, My first countryside...
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  10. Phil A
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    Willow's Hedgehog

    I am wearing the badge of office that was sent to me by JWK though:)
    I am wearing the badge of office that was sent to me by JWK though:)
    I am wearing the badge of office that was sent to me by JWK though:)
    I am wearing the badge of office that was sent to me by JWK though:)
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  11. Julie D

    Sunday roasts

    Makes a change from Ex lax Zigs :loll:
    Makes a change from Ex lax Zigs :loll:
    Makes a change from Ex lax Zigs :loll:
    Makes a change from Ex lax Zigs :loll:
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  12. rustyroots

    Car insurance.

    Easy explanation. Your now a gullible pensioner! :heehee:
    Easy explanation. Your now a gullible pensioner! :heehee:
    Easy explanation. Your now a gullible pensioner! :heehee:
    Easy explanation. Your now a gullible pensioner! :heehee:
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  13. clueless1
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    Getting fit (again)

    For yoga-lovers I have found DVDs by blonde Californian goddess Shiva Rea to be very enjoyable to do at home, fairly easy to follow and uses very similar work to my regular yoga teacher. You...
    For yoga-lovers I have found DVDs by blonde Californian goddess Shiva Rea to be very enjoyable to do at home, fairly easy to follow and uses very similar work to my regular yoga teacher. You can get them easily on ebay or amazon.
    For yoga-lovers I have found DVDs by blonde Californian goddess Shiva Rea to be very enjoyable to do at home, fairly easy to follow and uses very similar work to my regular yoga teacher. You can get them easily on ebay or amazon.
    For yoga-lovers I have found DVDs by blonde Californian goddess Shiva Rea to be very enjoyable to do at home, fairly easy to follow and uses very similar work to my regular yoga teacher. You...
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  14. clueless1

    Fancy printing yourself a house, on the moon?

    We used "3D printing" in the early 90's . It was just called stereolithography then and the part was made by firing ultraviolet light into a plastic curing material . It was used to make prototype...
    We used "3D printing" in the early 90's . It was just called stereolithography then and the part was made by firing ultraviolet light into a plastic curing material . It was used to make prototype patterns for turbocharger parts . The complexity of the parts made was very impressive.
    We used "3D printing" in the early 90's . It was just called stereolithography then and the part was made by firing ultraviolet light into a plastic curing material . It was used to make prototype patterns for turbocharger parts . The complexity...
    We used "3D printing" in the early 90's . It was just called stereolithography then and the part was made by firing ultraviolet light into a plastic curing material . It was used to make prototype...
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  15. moyra

    Apple ipod5 or Kindle Fire

    Yes I have a Nexus 7 and they have just released the Nexus 7 3G so that would solve your internet problem however it would work out rather expensive.if it must have its own internet connection...
    Yes I have a Nexus 7 and they have just released the Nexus 7 3G so that would solve your internet problem however it would work out rather expensive.if it must have its own internet connection then I don't believe either of the devices mentioned previously (ipod, kindle fire) have this...
    Yes I have a Nexus 7 and they have just released the Nexus 7 3G so that would solve your internet problem however it would work out rather expensive.if it must have its own internet connection then I don't believe either of the devices...
    Yes I have a Nexus 7 and they have just released the Nexus 7 3G so that would solve your internet problem however it would work out rather expensive.if it must have its own internet connection...
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  16. landimad

    Cloning

    The sum has been reimbursed for now until they finish investigating. If found that it has come from account by my hand then it gets taken again. How can that be when I was no where near the cash...
    The sum has been reimbursed for now until they finish investigating. If found that it has come from account by my hand then it gets taken again. How can that be when I was no where near the cash point it came from.
    The sum has been reimbursed for now until they finish investigating. If found that it has come from account by my hand then it gets taken again. How can that be when I was no where near the cash point it came from.
    The sum has been reimbursed for now until they finish investigating. If found that it has come from account by my hand then it gets taken again. How can that be when I was no where near the cash...
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  17. roders

    Jessops in administration.

    That's good news that they will be starting an online venture, perhaps stuff will be a little cheaper too, as it tends to be online. I'll have to keep an eye out for this one.
    That's good news that they will be starting an online venture, perhaps stuff will be a little cheaper too, as it tends to be online. I'll have to keep an eye out for this one.
    That's good news that they will be starting an online venture, perhaps stuff will be a little cheaper too, as it tends to be online. I'll have to keep an eye out for this one.
    That's good news that they will be starting an online venture, perhaps stuff will be a little cheaper too, as it tends to be online. I'll have to keep an eye out for this one.
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  18. moonraker

    Never passed a test but can still drive on the roads?

    Ah yes, the french coppers:) I believe Spain has a similar system, with the 'proper' police being military, but only coming out for very serious stuff, working down to the Policia Local or...
    Ah yes, the french coppers:) I believe Spain has a similar system, with the 'proper' police being military, but only coming out for very serious stuff, working down to the Policia Local or something, that are, as I understand, regarded much like part timers. I think its a good system. As an...
    Ah yes, the french coppers:) I believe Spain has a similar system, with the 'proper' police being military, but only coming out for very serious stuff, working down to the Policia Local or something, that are, as I understand, regarded much like...
    Ah yes, the french coppers:) I believe Spain has a similar system, with the 'proper' police being military, but only coming out for very serious stuff, working down to the Policia Local or...
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  19. moonraker

    Passed their test how?

    If memory serves, I recall a Top Gear programme showed how driving licences were awarded in India, the student had to drive in a straight line for 100 yards in order to pass and get his licence -...
    If memory serves, I recall a Top Gear programme showed how driving licences were awarded in India, the student had to drive in a straight line for 100 yards in order to pass and get his licence - just googled and found it:
    If memory serves, I recall a Top Gear programme showed how driving licences were awarded in India, the student had to drive in a straight line for 100 yards in order to pass and get his licence - just googled and found it:
    If memory serves, I recall a Top Gear programme showed how driving licences were awarded in India, the student had to drive in a straight line for 100 yards in order to pass and get his licence -...
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  20. shiney

    Operating Room Of The Future

    Amazing the things that are being developed!
    Amazing the things that are being developed!
    Amazing the things that are being developed!
    Amazing the things that are being developed!
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