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  1. shiney

    Operating Room Of The Future

    Amazing the things that are being developed!
    Amazing the things that are being developed!
    Amazing the things that are being developed!
    Amazing the things that are being developed!
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  2. Fat Controller

    Bit quiet around here tonight?

    Ah, fair play to you then - I must admit, I have had a few people this last two days telling me that I should go home from work, but I just don't 'do' sick days, mainly because the thought of...
    Ah, fair play to you then - I must admit, I have had a few people this last two days telling me that I should go home from work, but I just don't 'do' sick days, mainly because the thought of being home all day doing nothing drives me mad.
    Ah, fair play to you then - I must admit, I have had a few people this last two days telling me that I should go home from work, but I just don't 'do' sick days, mainly because the thought of being home all day doing nothing drives me mad.
    Ah, fair play to you then - I must admit, I have had a few people this last two days telling me that I should go home from work, but I just don't 'do' sick days, mainly because the thought of...
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  3. Jack McHammocklashing

    May our Grand children forgive us

    Same issues over here. Border control. None Citizens getting "free" medical attention, on food stamps, welfare family group.
    Same issues over here. Border control. None Citizens getting "free" medical attention, on food stamps, welfare family group.
    Same issues over here. Border control. None Citizens getting "free" medical attention, on food stamps, welfare family group.
    Same issues over here. Border control. None Citizens getting "free" medical attention, on food stamps, welfare family group.
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  4. Loofah

    The Planners

    Yes, that looked like a case of hate on first sight! Ridiculous that the councillors "aren't allowed to engage in conversation with the applicant".
    Yes, that looked like a case of hate on first sight! Ridiculous that the councillors "aren't allowed to engage in conversation with the applicant".
    Yes, that looked like a case of hate on first sight! Ridiculous that the councillors "aren't allowed to engage in conversation with the applicant".
    Yes, that looked like a case of hate on first sight! Ridiculous that the councillors "aren't allowed to engage in conversation with the applicant".
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  6. kyleleonard

    Erm...

    Was your 'Ignore my thread' referring to this? :scratch:
    Was your 'Ignore my thread' referring to this? :scratch:
    Was your 'Ignore my thread' referring to this? :scratch:
    Was your 'Ignore my thread' referring to this? :scratch:
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  7. Phil A

    Breaking News - School Shooting

    For some you may say that Clueless, but I think the reality is, people's attitude today is "don't get involved" ignore the nutty person, lets not do anything or lets not do anything, not my...
    For some you may say that Clueless, but I think the reality is, people's attitude today is "don't get involved" ignore the nutty person, lets not do anything or lets not do anything, not my business. It is easier once the person shot himself and is dead to then say something. For example, ...
    For some you may say that Clueless, but I think the reality is, people's attitude today is "don't get involved" ignore the nutty person, lets not do anything or lets not do anything, not my business. It is easier once the person shot himself...
    For some you may say that Clueless, but I think the reality is, people's attitude today is "don't get involved" ignore the nutty person, lets not do anything or lets not do anything, not my...
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  8. Sparra

    Hi Everyone, just wanted to say....

    Just to balance that long and depressing poem we used to follow it with a brief, humerous, verse on the same subject. 'Twas Christmas Day in the workhouse, The snow was falling fast. We don't...
    Just to balance that long and depressing poem we used to follow it with a brief, humerous, verse on the same subject. 'Twas Christmas Day in the workhouse, The snow was falling fast. We don't want your Christmas pud. So stick it up your ......:heehee:
    Just to balance that long and depressing poem we used to follow it with a brief, humerous, verse on the same subject. 'Twas Christmas Day in the workhouse, The snow was falling fast. We don't want your Christmas pud. So stick it up your ......:heehee:
    Just to balance that long and depressing poem we used to follow it with a brief, humerous, verse on the same subject. 'Twas Christmas Day in the workhouse, The snow was falling fast. We don't...
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  9. moonraker

    They took a chance and took two lives

    Jack McH
    Jack McH
    Jack McH
    Jack McH
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  10. music

    Smells ?.

    the smell of soot, Old spice, stale beer and nescafe coffee :runforhills: sunday dinner cooking AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH my gran i miss her :wub2:
    the smell of soot, Old spice, stale beer and nescafe coffee :runforhills: sunday dinner cooking AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH my gran i miss her :wub2:
    the smell of soot, Old spice, stale beer and nescafe coffee :runforhills: sunday dinner cooking AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH my gran i miss her :wub2:
    the smell of soot, Old spice, stale beer and nescafe coffee :runforhills: sunday dinner cooking AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH my gran i miss her :wub2:
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  11. clueless1

    Ban on some pond plants

    Canadian Pondweed was introduced when the guy studying a specimin pulled the plug in his sink, not realising the sink drained straight into a river:doh:
    Canadian Pondweed was introduced when the guy studying a specimin pulled the plug in his sink, not realising the sink drained straight into a river:doh:
    Canadian Pondweed was introduced when the guy studying a specimin pulled the plug in his sink, not realising the sink drained straight into a river:doh:
    Canadian Pondweed was introduced when the guy studying a specimin pulled the plug in his sink, not realising the sink drained straight into a river:doh:
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  12. Julie D

    Work is flowing!

    Well done:dbgrtmb:
    Well done:dbgrtmb:
    Well done:dbgrtmb:
    Well done:dbgrtmb:
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  13. moonraker

    Funny old world

    Its a pleasure to talk to someone who has seen the real situation, Sometimes i without any warning start to remember things i hoped would never come back, a few cruel acts man did in the name of...
    Its a pleasure to talk to someone who has seen the real situation, Sometimes i without any warning start to remember things i hoped would never come back, a few cruel acts man did in the name of power, and a few loses i never really understood why, But as you say its all in the private safe...
    Its a pleasure to talk to someone who has seen the real situation, Sometimes i without any warning start to remember things i hoped would never come back, a few cruel acts man did in the name of power, and a few loses i never really understood...
    Its a pleasure to talk to someone who has seen the real situation, Sometimes i without any warning start to remember things i hoped would never come back, a few cruel acts man did in the name of...
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  14. shiney
    Like x 3

    Tour Of Orbital Laboratory

    Most excellent. I watched the whole thing. That descent module at the end looked like a tight fit.
    Most excellent. I watched the whole thing. That descent module at the end looked like a tight fit.
    Most excellent. I watched the whole thing. That descent module at the end looked like a tight fit.
    Most excellent. I watched the whole thing. That descent module at the end looked like a tight fit.
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  15. shiney
    Like x 6

    Seahorse Giving Birth

    Yup I no ur I'm in charge of the West Yorkshire reefers club on their
    Yup I no ur I'm in charge of the West Yorkshire reefers club on their
    Yup I no ur I'm in charge of the West Yorkshire reefers club on their
    Yup I no ur I'm in charge of the West Yorkshire reefers club on their
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  16. Marley Farley
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    So there are Trifids..!!

    Brilliant pictures :dbgrtmb:
    Brilliant pictures :dbgrtmb:
    Brilliant pictures :dbgrtmb:
    Brilliant pictures :dbgrtmb:
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  17. Lolimac

    Happy Birthday Naylors Ark.....

    Sorry Im late wishing you a happy Birthday Mandy, Hope you had a lovely day hun ;) X
    Sorry Im late wishing you a happy Birthday Mandy, Hope you had a lovely day hun ;) X
    Sorry Im late wishing you a happy Birthday Mandy, Hope you had a lovely day hun ;) X
    Sorry Im late wishing you a happy Birthday Mandy, Hope you had a lovely day hun ;) X
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  18. clueless1

    Marriage proposals on Facebook

    A proposal would be nice, in public or private after close on 12 years. I wont hold my breath though, coz I would like to live quite a few more years older than what I am now ;)
    A proposal would be nice, in public or private after close on 12 years. I wont hold my breath though, coz I would like to live quite a few more years older than what I am now ;)
    A proposal would be nice, in public or private after close on 12 years. I wont hold my breath though, coz I would like to live quite a few more years older than what I am now ;)
    A proposal would be nice, in public or private after close on 12 years. I wont hold my breath though, coz I would like to live quite a few more years older than what I am now ;)
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  19. moonraker
    Like x 4

    The visitor came today

    Well the story ref these people is that they arrived in france two years ago and as a lot of ex-pats tend to do is they look for uk reg'd number plates or they may hear an english couple talking...
    Well the story ref these people is that they arrived in france two years ago and as a lot of ex-pats tend to do is they look for uk reg'd number plates or they may hear an english couple talking in english and then they start to talk and thats how many friendships are made, In this case i was...
    Well the story ref these people is that they arrived in france two years ago and as a lot of ex-pats tend to do is they look for uk reg'd number plates or they may hear an english couple talking in english and then they start to talk and thats...
    Well the story ref these people is that they arrived in france two years ago and as a lot of ex-pats tend to do is they look for uk reg'd number plates or they may hear an english couple talking...
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  20. joolz68

    Anyone getting lightening?

    Yep, 2 of them HUGE bright lightening but no thunder?
    Yep, 2 of them HUGE bright lightening but no thunder?
    Yep, 2 of them HUGE bright lightening but no thunder?
    Yep, 2 of them HUGE bright lightening but no thunder?
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