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  1. shiney
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    For ARMANDII

    Well, they did call my Squadron "Trouble One" and/or "Trembling First" as well as Treble One Squadron. Some of the things we got up to while marshalling, servicing, and moving aircraft still makes...
    Well, they did call my Squadron "Trouble One" and/or "Trembling First" as well as Treble One Squadron. Some of the things we got up to while marshalling, servicing, and moving aircraft still makes me chuckle and would make a good book. The Pilots were just as bad and we all lived for the day, so...
    Well, they did call my Squadron "Trouble One" and/or "Trembling First" as well as Treble One Squadron. Some of the things we got up to while marshalling, servicing, and moving aircraft still makes me chuckle and would make a good book. The Pilots...
    Well, they did call my Squadron "Trouble One" and/or "Trembling First" as well as Treble One Squadron. Some of the things we got up to while marshalling, servicing, and moving aircraft still makes...
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  2. clueless1

    Quantum Robins

    :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :dbgrtmb: :snork: Well i'll be a Higgs Bozon:snork:
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :dbgrtmb: :snork: Well i'll be a Higgs Bozon:snork:
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :dbgrtmb: :snork: Well i'll be a Higgs Bozon:snork:
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :dbgrtmb: :snork: Well i'll be a Higgs Bozon:snork:
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  3. shiney

    Army Answerphone Message

    My step granny didn't bother to contact the army base before sending several large bars of chocolate in the post to my cousin who was in the army at the time. I'm told that a robot blew his...
    My step granny didn't bother to contact the army base before sending several large bars of chocolate in the post to my cousin who was in the army at the time. I'm told that a robot blew his chocolate up.
    My step granny didn't bother to contact the army base before sending several large bars of chocolate in the post to my cousin who was in the army at the time. I'm told that a robot blew his chocolate up.
    My step granny didn't bother to contact the army base before sending several large bars of chocolate in the post to my cousin who was in the army at the time. I'm told that a robot blew his...
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  4. Kayleigh
    Like x 13

    Driving Theory Test

    No and I dont intend to:biggrin:
    No and I dont intend to:biggrin:
    No and I dont intend to:biggrin:
    No and I dont intend to:biggrin:
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  5. RandyRos

    BEWARE coca-cola glasses

    Welcome to Gardeners Corner:sign0016: Sorry to hear about your injury.
    Welcome to Gardeners Corner:sign0016: Sorry to hear about your injury.
    Welcome to Gardeners Corner:sign0016: Sorry to hear about your injury.
    Welcome to Gardeners Corner:sign0016: Sorry to hear about your injury.
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  6. clueless1
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  7. Val..

    No arms no legs no worries!!

    Glad that he feels cheerful...
    Glad that he feels cheerful...
    Glad that he feels cheerful...
    Glad that he feels cheerful...
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  8. Julie D

    Illness

    That's Vitamin Pills, Julie, not the Blue Pills:hate-shocked: :heehee:
    That's Vitamin Pills, Julie, not the Blue Pills:hate-shocked: :heehee:
    That's Vitamin Pills, Julie, not the Blue Pills:hate-shocked: :heehee:
    That's Vitamin Pills, Julie, not the Blue Pills:hate-shocked: :heehee:
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  9. Loofah

    Anyone been to see Les Mis yet?

    Shoot to kill.
    Shoot to kill.
    Shoot to kill.
    Shoot to kill.
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  10. clueless1

    Carrots for horses

    "Carrots for horses" ? That's why some of those burgers were tinted orange.
    "Carrots for horses" ? That's why some of those burgers were tinted orange.
    "Carrots for horses" ? That's why some of those burgers were tinted orange.
    "Carrots for horses" ? That's why some of those burgers were tinted orange.
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  11. music

    Celebrities ?.

    Yes but that was me scrubbed up, my Avatar is the real me :-) Also there was a bit of a stain on my uniform It must have been the Butter Eggs and Milk I had for breakfast that morning Jack McH
    Yes but that was me scrubbed up, my Avatar is the real me :-) Also there was a bit of a stain on my uniform It must have been the Butter Eggs and Milk I had for breakfast that morning Jack McH
    Yes but that was me scrubbed up, my Avatar is the real me :-) Also there was a bit of a stain on my uniform It must have been the Butter Eggs and Milk I had for breakfast that morning Jack McH
    Yes but that was me scrubbed up, my Avatar is the real me :-) Also there was a bit of a stain on my uniform It must have been the Butter Eggs and Milk I had for breakfast that morning Jack McH
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  12. miraflores

    any news of Rosa?

    I was in touch with her until she moved the 2nd time.. She is a lovely person & it a shame she hasn't got back on here, but hopefully she will soon perhaps.... :SUNsmile:
    I was in touch with her until she moved the 2nd time.. She is a lovely person & it a shame she hasn't got back on here, but hopefully she will soon perhaps.... :SUNsmile:
    I was in touch with her until she moved the 2nd time.. She is a lovely person & it a shame she hasn't got back on here, but hopefully she will soon perhaps.... :SUNsmile:
    I was in touch with her until she moved the 2nd time.. She is a lovely person & it a shame she hasn't got back on here, but hopefully she will soon perhaps.... :SUNsmile:
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  13. moonraker

    Roll on spring / summer.

    I am looking forward to spring and have that spring feeling already. Must be the rhubarb shooting, new growth on the strawberry plants and the daffs.
    I am looking forward to spring and have that spring feeling already. Must be the rhubarb shooting, new growth on the strawberry plants and the daffs.
    I am looking forward to spring and have that spring feeling already. Must be the rhubarb shooting, new growth on the strawberry plants and the daffs.
    I am looking forward to spring and have that spring feeling already. Must be the rhubarb shooting, new growth on the strawberry plants and the daffs.
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  14. "M"

    Happy Burns Night

    We had a good night with the strangest haggis of all. Sweet and sour haggis, this was a real different way of having it. Thought it would not work, but it did and went down well with Sake too.
    We had a good night with the strangest haggis of all. Sweet and sour haggis, this was a real different way of having it. Thought it would not work, but it did and went down well with Sake too.
    We had a good night with the strangest haggis of all. Sweet and sour haggis, this was a real different way of having it. Thought it would not work, but it did and went down well with Sake too.
    We had a good night with the strangest haggis of all. Sweet and sour haggis, this was a real different way of having it. Thought it would not work, but it did and went down well with Sake too.
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  15. clueless1

    Glowing trees to one day replace street lights

    Maybe the trees can be bred to throw out chaff up to hundreds of miles away :)
    Maybe the trees can be bred to throw out chaff up to hundreds of miles away :)
    Maybe the trees can be bred to throw out chaff up to hundreds of miles away :)
    Maybe the trees can be bred to throw out chaff up to hundreds of miles away :)
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  16. HarryS

    Don't You Just hate It !....

    :wow: :hpybtd: that man!! :ccheers:
    :wow: :hpybtd: that man!! :ccheers:
    :wow: :hpybtd: that man!! :ccheers:
    :wow: :hpybtd: that man!! :ccheers:
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  17. miraflores

    artificial flowers

    I've got faux balls on hanging brackets on my back wall :heehee: *I'll get my coat .... * :whistle:
    I've got faux balls on hanging brackets on my back wall :heehee: *I'll get my coat .... * :whistle:
    I've got faux balls on hanging brackets on my back wall :heehee: *I'll get my coat .... * :whistle:
    I've got faux balls on hanging brackets on my back wall :heehee: *I'll get my coat .... * :whistle:
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  18. shiney
    Like x 9

    A Cat Playing The Shell Game

    interesting. I am going to have to try it with my guys.
    interesting. I am going to have to try it with my guys.
    interesting. I am going to have to try it with my guys.
    interesting. I am going to have to try it with my guys.
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  19. Fat Controller
    Like x 4

    January Snow Watch

    Winter wonderland, looks so beautiful when its fresh,
    Winter wonderland, looks so beautiful when its fresh,
    Winter wonderland, looks so beautiful when its fresh,
    Winter wonderland, looks so beautiful when its fresh,
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  20. miraflores

    Andy Murray beats federer

    4th set tie break seemed like deja vu:gaah: Come the fifth set and he was a different bloke again! Ivan Lendl has taken him to the next level at a time when the competition at the top is probably the...
    4th set tie break seemed like deja vu:gaah: Come the fifth set and he was a different bloke again! Ivan Lendl has taken him to the next level at a time when the competition at the top is probably the best that it has ever been. I believe that there are four players now who at grand slam level are a...
    4th set tie break seemed like deja vu:gaah: Come the fifth set and he was a different bloke again! Ivan Lendl has taken him to the next level at a time when the competition at the top is probably the best that it has ever been. I believe that there...
    4th set tie break seemed like deja vu:gaah: Come the fifth set and he was a different bloke again! Ivan Lendl has taken him to the next level at a time when the competition at the top is probably the...
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