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  1. Fat Controller

    Amitryptiline as pain relief

    glad to hear that you are feeling more comfortable :grphg:
    glad to hear that you are feeling more comfortable :grphg:
    glad to hear that you are feeling more comfortable :grphg:
    glad to hear that you are feeling more comfortable :grphg:
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  2. Fat Controller
    Like x 8

    Owls

    We are fortunate to have the Little Owl (as pictured above) living all about us in the orchards and groves. We have seen them sitting on fence posts and even in the road! Tiny little things but...
    We are fortunate to have the Little Owl (as pictured above) living all about us in the orchards and groves. We have seen them sitting on fence posts and even in the road! Tiny little things but boy do they make a noise in the wee hours ... they are referred to as screech owls here (but they...
    We are fortunate to have the Little Owl (as pictured above) living all about us in the orchards and groves. We have seen them sitting on fence posts and even in the road! Tiny little things but boy do they make a noise in the wee hours ... they...
    We are fortunate to have the Little Owl (as pictured above) living all about us in the orchards and groves. We have seen them sitting on fence posts and even in the road! Tiny little things but...
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  3. chitting kaz

    Help Chitting Kaz find a Car Please

    kinda glad about that seeing as i asked your advice :heehee:
    kinda glad about that seeing as i asked your advice :heehee:
    kinda glad about that seeing as i asked your advice :heehee:
    kinda glad about that seeing as i asked your advice :heehee:
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  4. shiney
    Funny x 5

    Statistics

    sex is what I keep my potatoes in these days :biggrin:
    sex is what I keep my potatoes in these days :biggrin:
    sex is what I keep my potatoes in these days :biggrin:
    sex is what I keep my potatoes in these days :biggrin:
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  5. shiney

    Only For New Customers!!!!!!

    Errr - no! However, when I found a BT man digging about in the pavement outside my house, I asked him if he was there to 'sort out the poor broadband connection' (I like to baffle them with my...
    Errr - no! However, when I found a BT man digging about in the pavement outside my house, I asked him if he was there to 'sort out the poor broadband connection' (I like to baffle them with my knowledge of how the system works and technical jargon!!). Anyway, he wasn't - he was there to '...
    Errr - no! However, when I found a BT man digging about in the pavement outside my house, I asked him if he was there to 'sort out the poor broadband connection' (I like to baffle them with my knowledge of how the system works and technical...
    Errr - no! However, when I found a BT man digging about in the pavement outside my house, I asked him if he was there to 'sort out the poor broadband connection' (I like to baffle them with my...
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  6. miraflores

    painting the ceiling

    If its emulsion just a damp cloth should do.
    If its emulsion just a damp cloth should do.
    If its emulsion just a damp cloth should do.
    If its emulsion just a damp cloth should do.
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  7. pamsdish

    Mountain Climbing In This Weather

    OK All six of them were Doctors well two were still at uni I got the info off the Scottish news however (here we go) My friends cousin Hamish Mac Innes in Aviemore and had been on the mountain...
    OK All six of them were Doctors well two were still at uni I got the info off the Scottish news however (here we go) My friends cousin Hamish Mac Innes in Aviemore and had been on the mountain rescue team for over 20 years Now I must admit the mountain rescue teams are a bit like the RNLI...
    OK All six of them were Doctors well two were still at uni I got the info off the Scottish news however (here we go) My friends cousin Hamish Mac Innes in Aviemore and had been on the mountain rescue team for over 20 years Now I must admit...
    OK All six of them were Doctors well two were still at uni I got the info off the Scottish news however (here we go) My friends cousin Hamish Mac Innes in Aviemore and had been on the mountain...
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  9. Fidgetsmum

    I know I'm being dense, but .....

    No like this :biggrin: I never knew how to do this either,thanks FM for the thread :blue thumb:
    No like this :biggrin: I never knew how to do this either,thanks FM for the thread :blue thumb:
    No like this :biggrin: I never knew how to do this either,thanks FM for the thread :blue thumb:
    No like this :biggrin: I never knew how to do this either,thanks FM for the thread :blue thumb:
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  10. chitting kaz
    Like x 3

    just brilliant

    Excellent clip :dancy: , thanks, Kaz :dbgrtmb:
    Excellent clip :dancy: , thanks, Kaz :dbgrtmb:
    Excellent clip :dancy: , thanks, Kaz :dbgrtmb:
    Excellent clip :dancy: , thanks, Kaz :dbgrtmb:
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  11. Phil A
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    On freecycle this morning

    8;45 phoned local school to double check they are open yes no problem ok we kids on sledge and drag them to school as it is to slippy underfoot for the youngsters (not quite 4 yet ) we drop then...
    8;45 phoned local school to double check they are open yes no problem ok we kids on sledge and drag them to school as it is to slippy underfoot for the youngsters (not quite 4 yet ) we drop then off again checking they are staying open 9;05 re trudge back home to house phone voice mail left at...
    8;45 phoned local school to double check they are open yes no problem ok we kids on sledge and drag them to school as it is to slippy underfoot for the youngsters (not quite 4 yet ) we drop then off again checking they are staying open 9;05 re...
    8;45 phoned local school to double check they are open yes no problem ok we kids on sledge and drag them to school as it is to slippy underfoot for the youngsters (not quite 4 yet ) we drop then...
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  12. shiney
    Like x 3

    Choosing The Right One

    To all the women: keep strong… To all the men: Make sure you choose the right one…. One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual...
    To all the women: keep strong… To all the men: Make sure you choose the right one…. One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn't too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the...
    To all the women: keep strong… To all the men: Make sure you choose the right one…. One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn't too luxurious. ...
    To all the women: keep strong… To all the men: Make sure you choose the right one…. One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual...
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  13. Scotkat

    The Big freeze of 63

    Sheal, I'll PM you :blue thumb:
    Sheal, I'll PM you :blue thumb:
    Sheal, I'll PM you :blue thumb:
    Sheal, I'll PM you :blue thumb:
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  14. intel

    How To Read A Min / Max Thermometer

    Top of mecury/bottom of 'float' as above post. Looking at the posted image the temp was 20 deg C when it was taken which was top of mercury on the MIN left hand column and bottom of float on the...
    Top of mecury/bottom of 'float' as above post. Looking at the posted image the temp was 20 deg C when it was taken which was top of mercury on the MIN left hand column and bottom of float on the MAX right hand column. From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six's_thermometer (they were invented by...
    Top of mecury/bottom of 'float' as above post. Looking at the posted image the temp was 20 deg C when it was taken which was top of mercury on the MIN left hand column and bottom of float on the MAX right hand column. From...
    Top of mecury/bottom of 'float' as above post. Looking at the posted image the temp was 20 deg C when it was taken which was top of mercury on the MIN left hand column and bottom of float on the...
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  15. Aesculus

    Anyone do the Irish lottery?

    Goes upto 45 now pamsdish :)So yes that's right then £78 as if I did it at a £1 unit stake it would come out at £780
    Goes upto 45 now pamsdish :)So yes that's right then £78 as if I did it at a £1 unit stake it would come out at £780
    Goes upto 45 now pamsdish :)So yes that's right then £78 as if I did it at a £1 unit stake it would come out at £780
    Goes upto 45 now pamsdish :)So yes that's right then £78 as if I did it at a £1 unit stake it would come out at £780
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  16. mowgley
    Agree x 5

    Humans are plague on Earth!

    Personally I think nature is going to strike back HARD. Possibly some sort of pandemic like the Spanish flu. With the overcrowding and the ability to travel ANYWHERE, in very little time, it will...
    Personally I think nature is going to strike back HARD. Possibly some sort of pandemic like the Spanish flu. With the overcrowding and the ability to travel ANYWHERE, in very little time, it will spread like wildfire. Nature does have a way of balancing itself out.
    Personally I think nature is going to strike back HARD. Possibly some sort of pandemic like the Spanish flu. With the overcrowding and the ability to travel ANYWHERE, in very little time, it will spread like wildfire. Nature does have a way of...
    Personally I think nature is going to strike back HARD. Possibly some sort of pandemic like the Spanish flu. With the overcrowding and the ability to travel ANYWHERE, in very little time, it will...
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  18. liliana
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    Snowman for sale.

    Good thinking Loli.......I wonder if you'll get any takers! :heehee:
    Good thinking Loli.......I wonder if you'll get any takers! :heehee:
    Good thinking Loli.......I wonder if you'll get any takers! :heehee:
    Good thinking Loli.......I wonder if you'll get any takers! :heehee:
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  19. Phil A
    Like x 4

    Cold Lemurs

    I expect we will be, the next time we go there, Willow got to hug a Racoon there, she was glowing afterwards:)
    I expect we will be, the next time we go there, Willow got to hug a Racoon there, she was glowing afterwards:)
    I expect we will be, the next time we go there, Willow got to hug a Racoon there, she was glowing afterwards:)
    I expect we will be, the next time we go there, Willow got to hug a Racoon there, she was glowing afterwards:)
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  20. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Merleworld

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MERLEWORLD. Hope you've had a great day! :hpybtd: :hpybtd: :hpybtd:
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MERLEWORLD. Hope you've had a great day! :hpybtd: :hpybtd: :hpybtd:
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MERLEWORLD. Hope you've had a great day! :hpybtd: :hpybtd: :hpybtd:
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MERLEWORLD. Hope you've had a great day! :hpybtd: :hpybtd: :hpybtd:
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