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  1. clueless1
    Like x 3

    What a top bloke

    Careful, Clueless, he might think you're a shark!
    Careful, Clueless, he might think you're a shark!
    Careful, Clueless, he might think you're a shark!
    Careful, Clueless, he might think you're a shark!
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  2. Hannah's Rose Garden

    How did you teach your kids to read and write?

    With my 3, like just about everyone else here, I read to them from 'day one'. We had magnetic letters on the fridge and I'd send them off on little missions in the supermarket to get '3 blue ones'...
    With my 3, like just about everyone else here, I read to them from 'day one'. We had magnetic letters on the fridge and I'd send them off on little missions in the supermarket to get '3 blue ones' or '2 yellow ones' or whatever. When it came to reading and writing, each of them had a cupboard,...
    With my 3, like just about everyone else here, I read to them from 'day one'. We had magnetic letters on the fridge and I'd send them off on little missions in the supermarket to get '3 blue ones' or '2 yellow ones' or whatever. When it came to...
    With my 3, like just about everyone else here, I read to them from 'day one'. We had magnetic letters on the fridge and I'd send them off on little missions in the supermarket to get '3 blue ones'...
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  3. Phil A

    TV Licence

    Thats very usefull Shiney, have bookmarked that page. Ta:dbgrtmb:
    Thats very usefull Shiney, have bookmarked that page. Ta:dbgrtmb:
    Thats very usefull Shiney, have bookmarked that page. Ta:dbgrtmb:
    Thats very usefull Shiney, have bookmarked that page. Ta:dbgrtmb:
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  4. clueless1

    At my wits end

    Have been reading through this with quite a bit of interest - it will be me sooner or later I'm sure!
    Have been reading through this with quite a bit of interest - it will be me sooner or later I'm sure!
    Have been reading through this with quite a bit of interest - it will be me sooner or later I'm sure!
    Have been reading through this with quite a bit of interest - it will be me sooner or later I'm sure!
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  5. Phil A

    Happy Birthday Rosietutu

    :hpybtd: Sorry it's a bit late but hope you had a lovely day and wishing you a great year ahead
    :hpybtd: Sorry it's a bit late but hope you had a lovely day and wishing you a great year ahead
    :hpybtd: Sorry it's a bit late but hope you had a lovely day and wishing you a great year ahead
    :hpybtd: Sorry it's a bit late but hope you had a lovely day and wishing you a great year ahead
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  6. clueless1

    Android apps to help you get fit

    Depends on how you use them as to their efficacy. I've got 'Core Trainer Free' which is fine but you have to accept a few limitations of the free version. You'll also need it to have an internet...
    Depends on how you use them as to their efficacy. I've got 'Core Trainer Free' which is fine but you have to accept a few limitations of the free version. You'll also need it to have an internet connection to use some but certainly not all the features. There is also 'Workout Trainer' which has...
    Depends on how you use them as to their efficacy. I've got 'Core Trainer Free' which is fine but you have to accept a few limitations of the free version. You'll also need it to have an internet connection to use some but certainly not all the...
    Depends on how you use them as to their efficacy. I've got 'Core Trainer Free' which is fine but you have to accept a few limitations of the free version. You'll also need it to have an internet...
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  7. clueless1

    Phobias

    Have a very bad phobia of frogs and toads. Which stops me from having a pond in my garden. However my neighbour has a frog pond and they seem to like burying themselves in my garden now.
    Have a very bad phobia of frogs and toads. Which stops me from having a pond in my garden. However my neighbour has a frog pond and they seem to like burying themselves in my garden now.
    Have a very bad phobia of frogs and toads. Which stops me from having a pond in my garden. However my neighbour has a frog pond and they seem to like burying themselves in my garden now.
    Have a very bad phobia of frogs and toads. Which stops me from having a pond in my garden. However my neighbour has a frog pond and they seem to like burying themselves in my garden now.
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  8. al n
    Like x 7

    Too cold to garden so I'll cook instead

    Hmmm, Al, and when are you available to come to do cooking in Portugal, kind sir! ;)
    Hmmm, Al, and when are you available to come to do cooking in Portugal, kind sir! ;)
    Hmmm, Al, and when are you available to come to do cooking in Portugal, kind sir! ;)
    Hmmm, Al, and when are you available to come to do cooking in Portugal, kind sir! ;)
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  9. liliana
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    Foot of snow.

    VERY funny!!!!!!!!!! :loll: Val
    VERY funny!!!!!!!!!! :loll: Val
    VERY funny!!!!!!!!!! :loll: Val
    VERY funny!!!!!!!!!! :loll: Val
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  10. landimad
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    Tooooo Cold for gardening

    You and me both Landimad. I hate bodgers too.
    You and me both Landimad. I hate bodgers too.
    You and me both Landimad. I hate bodgers too.
    You and me both Landimad. I hate bodgers too.
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  11. Hannah's Rose Garden

    I may be old but..

    I still warm the chimney household
    I still warm the chimney household
    I still warm the chimney household
    I still warm the chimney household
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  12. HarryS

    Yous can't make this up !

    :wow: Who knew!? :nonofinger: Not my waterlogged garden, for sure! That's "news"??? :doh: Now, if they could just advise me on how best to deal with the waterlogging, *that* might be "news"! :wallbanging:
    :wow: Who knew!? :nonofinger: Not my waterlogged garden, for sure! That's "news"??? :doh: Now, if they could just advise me on how best to deal with the waterlogging, *that* might be "news"! :wallbanging:
    :wow: Who knew!? :nonofinger: Not my waterlogged garden, for sure! That's "news"??? :doh: Now, if they could just advise me on how best to deal with the waterlogging, *that* might be "news"! :wallbanging:
    :wow: Who knew!? :nonofinger: Not my waterlogged garden, for sure! That's "news"??? :doh: Now, if they could just advise me on how best to deal with the waterlogging, *that* might be "news"! :wallbanging:
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  13. Phil A
    Like x 3

    Blueface leicesters

    He Travels up from Pembrokeshire Sat & Sun , huge white van they where £5.00 in November , sells out most of the time , occasionally more cars queuing up to buy the spuds rather than going to...
    He Travels up from Pembrokeshire Sat & Sun , huge white van they where £5.00 in November , sells out most of the time , occasionally more cars queuing up to buy the spuds rather than going to Wickes:snork: , and it became so popular they have a mobile Burger van as well now right next to his . ...
    He Travels up from Pembrokeshire Sat & Sun , huge white van they where £5.00 in November , sells out most of the time , occasionally more cars queuing up to buy the spuds rather than going to Wickes:snork: , and it became so popular they have a mobile...
    He Travels up from Pembrokeshire Sat & Sun , huge white van they where £5.00 in November , sells out most of the time , occasionally more cars queuing up to buy the spuds rather than going to...
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  14. FatBoy

    Which? online - any good?

    fc, I understand what you are saying. :dbgrtmb: Which?, of course, don't take advertisements or any payments from businesses so are not influenced by external things. I've founmd that some of the...
    fc, I understand what you are saying. :dbgrtmb: Which?, of course, don't take advertisements or any payments from businesses so are not influenced by external things. I've founmd that some of the products that they give the highest ratings to are ones I wouldn't buy because some of the reasons they...
    fc, I understand what you are saying. :dbgrtmb: Which?, of course, don't take advertisements or any payments from businesses so are not influenced by external things. I've founmd that some of the products that they give the highest ratings to are ones...
    fc, I understand what you are saying. :dbgrtmb: Which?, of course, don't take advertisements or any payments from businesses so are not influenced by external things. I've founmd that some of the...
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  15. JWK

    State Pension Changes

    I know the feeling, ARMANDII. When I used to need an accountant, and he was good, it could take numerous letters to get things sorted out. My accountant had instructions that if he thought he...
    I know the feeling, ARMANDII. When I used to need an accountant, and he was good, it could take numerous letters to get things sorted out. My accountant had instructions that if he thought he was coming to :wallbanging: he should pass it over to me. I could usually get things sorted out within two phone...
    I know the feeling, ARMANDII. When I used to need an accountant, and he was good, it could take numerous letters to get things sorted out. My accountant had instructions that if he thought he was coming to :wallbanging: he should pass it over to me. I...
    I know the feeling, ARMANDII. When I used to need an accountant, and he was good, it could take numerous letters to get things sorted out. My accountant had instructions that if he thought he...
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  16. ARMANDII

    ANOTHER ONE GOING DOWN

    Spoil sport! :nonofinger: Ok, we'll blame middle management then :catapult: :heehee:
    Spoil sport! :nonofinger: Ok, we'll blame middle management then :catapult: :heehee:
    Spoil sport! :nonofinger: Ok, we'll blame middle management then :catapult: :heehee:
    Spoil sport! :nonofinger: Ok, we'll blame middle management then :catapult: :heehee:
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  17. clueless1

    Who else sang...

    Couple of girls spring to mind.
    Couple of girls spring to mind.
    Couple of girls spring to mind.
    Couple of girls spring to mind.
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  18. Vince

    Ready for the snow?

    get off here and go do it then :dbgrtmb:
    get off here and go do it then :dbgrtmb:
    get off here and go do it then :dbgrtmb:
    get off here and go do it then :dbgrtmb:
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  19. Bilbo675

    Now Blockbusters Has 'Collapsed'

    Agreed: they have to move with the times, diversify or ... liquidate. The question begs to be asked though, what was their management "thinking"!? :dunno: Even a company which specialises needs a...
    Agreed: they have to move with the times, diversify or ... liquidate. The question begs to be asked though, what was their management "thinking"!? :dunno: Even a company which specialises needs a management team which is a) au fait with current trends, b) open minded and on the ball with latest...
    Agreed: they have to move with the times, diversify or ... liquidate. The question begs to be asked though, what was their management "thinking"!? :dunno: Even a company which specialises needs a management team which is a) au fait with current...
    Agreed: they have to move with the times, diversify or ... liquidate. The question begs to be asked though, what was their management "thinking"!? :dunno: Even a company which specialises needs a...
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  20. miraflores

    mood buttons

    How do you turn them off? Its OK, looks like you cant.
    How do you turn them off? Its OK, looks like you cant.
    How do you turn them off? Its OK, looks like you cant.
    How do you turn them off? Its OK, looks like you cant.
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