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  1. Fat Boy

    Earthworm Toy - Yes, Really!

    You can try.......... I'll just crawl right back out though!
    You can try.......... I'll just crawl right back out though!
    You can try.......... I'll just crawl right back out though!
    You can try.......... I'll just crawl right back out though!
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  2. Scotkat

    Excellent Book Down the garden path

    Will you be reading the trilogy?
    Will you be reading the trilogy?
    Will you be reading the trilogy?
    Will you be reading the trilogy?
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  3. alex-adam

    Nature's World in Administration

    Someone down Sarf selling up and just bought the Where are we now SINGLE Is thinking of taking it on as a market garden :-) Jack McH
    Someone down Sarf selling up and just bought the Where are we now SINGLE Is thinking of taking it on as a market garden :-) Jack McH
    Someone down Sarf selling up and just bought the Where are we now SINGLE Is thinking of taking it on as a market garden :-) Jack McH
    Someone down Sarf selling up and just bought the Where are we now SINGLE Is thinking of taking it on as a market garden :-) Jack McH
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  4. Sheal
    Like x 5

    Tax Return

    I'm sure the tax office enjoy putting fear into us Clueless. I wonder if a poll was taken whether they'd come out top of a scaremonger list. :)
    I'm sure the tax office enjoy putting fear into us Clueless. I wonder if a poll was taken whether they'd come out top of a scaremonger list. :)
    I'm sure the tax office enjoy putting fear into us Clueless. I wonder if a poll was taken whether they'd come out top of a scaremonger list. :)
    I'm sure the tax office enjoy putting fear into us Clueless. I wonder if a poll was taken whether they'd come out top of a scaremonger list. :)
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  5. Jazmine

    Solicitors letters.

    Very wise words Jazmine & good luck... :SUNsmile:
    Very wise words Jazmine & good luck... :SUNsmile:
    Very wise words Jazmine & good luck... :SUNsmile:
    Very wise words Jazmine & good luck... :SUNsmile:
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  6. "M"

    I've won the jackpot!!!!!

    Nope. Ours was orange :biggrin: TPD 329M Now why is that still stuck in my head:doh:
    Nope. Ours was orange :biggrin: TPD 329M Now why is that still stuck in my head:doh:
    Nope. Ours was orange :biggrin: TPD 329M Now why is that still stuck in my head:doh:
    Nope. Ours was orange :biggrin: TPD 329M Now why is that still stuck in my head:doh:
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  7. Fat Controller
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    Sometimes the maddest ideas are the best

    I think the temperatures so far this Winter have lulled us all in to a false sense of security. I hope the majority of sensible plants haven't been so easily duped - or our wildlife for that...
    I think the temperatures so far this Winter have lulled us all in to a false sense of security. I hope the majority of sensible plants haven't been so easily duped - or our wildlife for that matter. It's all you lot sowing stuff under lights that's done it !!
    I think the temperatures so far this Winter have lulled us all in to a false sense of security. I hope the majority of sensible plants haven't been so easily duped - or our wildlife for that matter. It's all you lot sowing stuff under lights...
    I think the temperatures so far this Winter have lulled us all in to a false sense of security. I hope the majority of sensible plants haven't been so easily duped - or our wildlife for that...
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  8. Bilbo675

    It's Coming !!(or at least it's supposed to be)

    So, to translate that, its going to get cold for a couple of weeks and we might even see the odd snowflake or a bit of sleet. Anybody would think it was January or something........... :biggrin:
    So, to translate that, its going to get cold for a couple of weeks and we might even see the odd snowflake or a bit of sleet. Anybody would think it was January or something........... :biggrin:
    So, to translate that, its going to get cold for a couple of weeks and we might even see the odd snowflake or a bit of sleet. Anybody would think it was January or something........... :biggrin:
    So, to translate that, its going to get cold for a couple of weeks and we might even see the odd snowflake or a bit of sleet. Anybody would think it was January or something........... :biggrin:
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  10. Phil A
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    The Moor this Afternoon

    When they flood, and I have my camera with me, and happen to be by that area in the daylight, I will take the pic.
    When they flood, and I have my camera with me, and happen to be by that area in the daylight, I will take the pic.
    When they flood, and I have my camera with me, and happen to be by that area in the daylight, I will take the pic.
    When they flood, and I have my camera with me, and happen to be by that area in the daylight, I will take the pic.
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  11. al n

    losing weight.....

    I have purchased a few decent items from E bay, if you specify new with tags, if you have time (as I have) to browse.Made a few mistakes at first which is why I only go for the new,
    I have purchased a few decent items from E bay, if you specify new with tags, if you have time (as I have) to browse.Made a few mistakes at first which is why I only go for the new,
    I have purchased a few decent items from E bay, if you specify new with tags, if you have time (as I have) to browse.Made a few mistakes at first which is why I only go for the new,
    I have purchased a few decent items from E bay, if you specify new with tags, if you have time (as I have) to browse.Made a few mistakes at first which is why I only go for the new,
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  12. Spruce
    Like x 8

    Do we need counselling ......... ?

    I think so, but unless you are "watching " a thread, it will not alert you. Tagging will , am I right please, someone? Jenny
    I think so, but unless you are "watching " a thread, it will not alert you. Tagging will , am I right please, someone? Jenny
    I think so, but unless you are "watching " a thread, it will not alert you. Tagging will , am I right please, someone? Jenny
    I think so, but unless you are "watching " a thread, it will not alert you. Tagging will , am I right please, someone? Jenny
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  13. rustyroots

    Best wood preserver to use?

    Same here, Harry:thumbsup::snork:
    Same here, Harry:thumbsup::snork:
    Same here, Harry:thumbsup::snork:
    Same here, Harry:thumbsup::snork:
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  14. Phil A

    Why?

    Yeah - YOU TELL 'EM ZIGS
    Yeah - YOU TELL 'EM ZIGS
    Yeah - YOU TELL 'EM ZIGS
    Yeah - YOU TELL 'EM ZIGS
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  15. Jenny namaste
    Like x 13

    Eating in the UK in the 1950's

    Speak to admin or Webmaster and they will sort you out rosietutu Prices vary Armandii A quality bottle of win Ziggy a nut roast and some Rose hip plonk Webmaster a bottle of Chateue Neurf de...
    Speak to admin or Webmaster and they will sort you out rosietutu Prices vary Armandii A quality bottle of win Ziggy a nut roast and some Rose hip plonk Webmaster a bottle of Chateue Neurf de Pape Clueless ten bottles of Neuky Broon Jack McH
    Speak to admin or Webmaster and they will sort you out rosietutu Prices vary Armandii A quality bottle of win Ziggy a nut roast and some Rose hip plonk Webmaster a bottle of Chateue Neurf de Pape Clueless ten bottles of Neuky Broon Jack McH
    Speak to admin or Webmaster and they will sort you out rosietutu Prices vary Armandii A quality bottle of win Ziggy a nut roast and some Rose hip plonk Webmaster a bottle of Chateue Neurf de...
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  16. Spruce

    Mobile phones and driving .... rant

    Its just been on the news, a woman was driving at around 70mph sending and receiving texts, and wiped out some poor lad who'd got out of his broken down car. Killed him dead. She's been sentenced...
    Its just been on the news, a woman was driving at around 70mph sending and receiving texts, and wiped out some poor lad who'd got out of his broken down car. Killed him dead. She's been sentenced to a whopping 3 years in jail and got a 6 year driving ban. That's for taking someone's life.
    Its just been on the news, a woman was driving at around 70mph sending and receiving texts, and wiped out some poor lad who'd got out of his broken down car. Killed him dead. She's been sentenced to a whopping 3 years in jail and got a 6 year...
    Its just been on the news, a woman was driving at around 70mph sending and receiving texts, and wiped out some poor lad who'd got out of his broken down car. Killed him dead. She's been sentenced...
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  17. Val..
    Like x 7

    If I'm not around as much as usual...............

    Welcome home Val, nice one Jenny
    Welcome home Val, nice one Jenny
    Welcome home Val, nice one Jenny
    Welcome home Val, nice one Jenny
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  18. Fat Controller

    Fascinating

    Jesus you can say that again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is just jaw-dropping amazing!!!!!!!!!!!! Val
    Jesus you can say that again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is just jaw-dropping amazing!!!!!!!!!!!! Val
    Jesus you can say that again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is just jaw-dropping amazing!!!!!!!!!!!! Val
    Jesus you can say that again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is just jaw-dropping amazing!!!!!!!!!!!! Val
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  19. Jiffy

    How much does it cost

    Can't imagine thinking about how much it costs to boil water, is it that bad in places?? Well, if you boil water, the heat from the flames can help heat your kitchen, the steam from the water can...
    Can't imagine thinking about how much it costs to boil water, is it that bad in places?? Well, if you boil water, the heat from the flames can help heat your kitchen, the steam from the water can help humidify the room; all said a triple outcome.
    Can't imagine thinking about how much it costs to boil water, is it that bad in places?? Well, if you boil water, the heat from the flames can help heat your kitchen, the steam from the water can help humidify the room; all said a triple outcome.
    Can't imagine thinking about how much it costs to boil water, is it that bad in places?? Well, if you boil water, the heat from the flames can help heat your kitchen, the steam from the water can...
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  20. roders

    A daunting thought.

    Well, hopefully, at least, my garden pics on youtube will go on.
    Well, hopefully, at least, my garden pics on youtube will go on.
    Well, hopefully, at least, my garden pics on youtube will go on.
    Well, hopefully, at least, my garden pics on youtube will go on.
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