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  1. merleworld
    Like x 11

    Finally, confirmation of my new job!

    "Merles World, Party Time, Excelent" :dancy:
    "Merles World, Party Time, Excelent" :dancy:
    "Merles World, Party Time, Excelent" :dancy:
    "Merles World, Party Time, Excelent" :dancy:
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  2. jjordie

    Needing Internet advice please

    The computers aren't but were in the past. Phones and tablets yes. My dad is the same he makes sure the kitchen is all unplugged but doesnt have a say in my office/workshop.. it is best practice...
    The computers aren't but were in the past. Phones and tablets yes. My dad is the same he makes sure the kitchen is all unplugged but doesnt have a say in my office/workshop.. it is best practice to unplug most items due to lightening strikes. Have been out to quite a few houses who lost there...
    The computers aren't but were in the past. Phones and tablets yes. My dad is the same he makes sure the kitchen is all unplugged but doesnt have a say in my office/workshop.. it is best practice to unplug most items due to lightening strikes....
    The computers aren't but were in the past. Phones and tablets yes. My dad is the same he makes sure the kitchen is all unplugged but doesnt have a say in my office/workshop.. it is best practice...
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  3. kindredspirit
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  4. Fat Controller

    When growth isn't backed up by infrastructure...

    Maybe, through time, the underground sewerage system needs to be upgraded to cope then - set a specific bore for all the pipes throughout the country, and then build machines that could maintain...
    Maybe, through time, the underground sewerage system needs to be upgraded to cope then - set a specific bore for all the pipes throughout the country, and then build machines that could maintain and unblock them (a bit like TBM's) - and have those pipes feed plants that don't simply cleanse and...
    Maybe, through time, the underground sewerage system needs to be upgraded to cope then - set a specific bore for all the pipes throughout the country, and then build machines that could maintain and unblock them (a bit like TBM's) - and have...
    Maybe, through time, the underground sewerage system needs to be upgraded to cope then - set a specific bore for all the pipes throughout the country, and then build machines that could maintain...
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  5. Fat Controller

    What on earth has happened to Saturday night TV?

    I had love film for a while, nothing on it I want to watch. I've found a really good free movie site, but i'm not sure if its legal. Just watched Prometheus on it. That was only out back in the...
    I had love film for a while, nothing on it I want to watch. I've found a really good free movie site, but i'm not sure if its legal. Just watched Prometheus on it. That was only out back in the summer.
    I had love film for a while, nothing on it I want to watch. I've found a really good free movie site, but i'm not sure if its legal. Just watched Prometheus on it. That was only out back in the summer.
    I had love film for a while, nothing on it I want to watch. I've found a really good free movie site, but i'm not sure if its legal. Just watched Prometheus on it. That was only out back in the...
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  6. Liz

    Member of the Moment

    :snork: Cheers Vicky. Think I must have been caught in the vortex left by the time travelling helicopter and swept in the thread.
    :snork: Cheers Vicky. Think I must have been caught in the vortex left by the time travelling helicopter and swept in the thread.
    :snork: Cheers Vicky. Think I must have been caught in the vortex left by the time travelling helicopter and swept in the thread.
    :snork: Cheers Vicky. Think I must have been caught in the vortex left by the time travelling helicopter and swept in the thread.
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  7. Phil A
    Like x 3

    Wonka Sherbet Dip

    No, those rogue biscuits in the Jacobs Kracken box that look like little hovis slices, with lumps of cheese on them. Arrrgghhh , no more cheese beforre e bed aaarrggjj/ slash /slice aaaarrrgh
    No, those rogue biscuits in the Jacobs Kracken box that look like little hovis slices, with lumps of cheese on them. Arrrgghhh , no more cheese beforre e bed aaarrggjj/ slash /slice aaaarrrgh
    No, those rogue biscuits in the Jacobs Kracken box that look like little hovis slices, with lumps of cheese on them. Arrrgghhh , no more cheese beforre e bed aaarrggjj/ slash /slice aaaarrrgh
    No, those rogue biscuits in the Jacobs Kracken box that look like little hovis slices, with lumps of cheese on them. Arrrgghhh , no more cheese beforre e bed aaarrggjj/ slash /slice aaaarrrgh
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  8. Fat Controller

    Procrastination.........

    Nitromors :lunapic 130165696578242 5: thats drastic my gosh how bad it your oven maybe you need this instead
    Nitromors :lunapic 130165696578242 5: thats drastic my gosh how bad it your oven maybe you need this instead
    Nitromors :lunapic 130165696578242 5: thats drastic my gosh how bad it your oven maybe you need this instead
    Nitromors :lunapic 130165696578242 5: thats drastic my gosh how bad it your oven maybe you need this instead
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  9. wiseowl
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    New Neighbour

    I hope in the future they dont go around restoring these windmills like they do the old ones now days. If they do they could have a really big job on their hands. Maybe they could convert them to...
    I hope in the future they dont go around restoring these windmills like they do the old ones now days. If they do they could have a really big job on their hands. Maybe they could convert them to grind corn or some such other stupid idea.
    I hope in the future they dont go around restoring these windmills like they do the old ones now days. If they do they could have a really big job on their hands. Maybe they could convert them to grind corn or some such other stupid idea.
    I hope in the future they dont go around restoring these windmills like they do the old ones now days. If they do they could have a really big job on their hands. Maybe they could convert them to...
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  10. rustyroots

    Anyone know about routers?

    I'd be inclined to use low modulus silicone. It remains very flexible and allows much more movement, which you get when the poly expands and contracts, most other kinds of sealant/filler are...
    I'd be inclined to use low modulus silicone. It remains very flexible and allows much more movement, which you get when the poly expands and contracts, most other kinds of sealant/filler are very likely to crack after a short time. You will need to seal the timber before applying and should...
    I'd be inclined to use low modulus silicone. It remains very flexible and allows much more movement, which you get when the poly expands and contracts, most other kinds of sealant/filler are very likely to crack after a short time. You will...
    I'd be inclined to use low modulus silicone. It remains very flexible and allows much more movement, which you get when the poly expands and contracts, most other kinds of sealant/filler are...
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  11. clueless1

    3 steps forward?

    A good place to have on your list of 'never heard'. It used to be French West Africa and was 'the pits' then! Now it's a 'democracy', when they aren't having military coups, and it's difficult...
    A good place to have on your list of 'never heard'. It used to be French West Africa and was 'the pits' then! Now it's a 'democracy', when they aren't having military coups, and it's difficult to tell the difference between the rights the people have under either regime. It officially banned...
    A good place to have on your list of 'never heard'. It used to be French West Africa and was 'the pits' then! Now it's a 'democracy', when they aren't having military coups, and it's difficult to tell the difference between the rights the...
    A good place to have on your list of 'never heard'. It used to be French West Africa and was 'the pits' then! Now it's a 'democracy', when they aren't having military coups, and it's difficult...
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  12. Phil A
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    They say things come in 3's

    No it's a pain killer :ccheers:Rusty
    No it's a pain killer :ccheers:Rusty
    No it's a pain killer :ccheers:Rusty
    No it's a pain killer :ccheers:Rusty
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  13. clueless1

    Fixing broken stairs

    I have looked and looked at this product , but I fail to see what the advantage is over a normal glued dowel or screw , with a wooden plug as Pete says ?
    I have looked and looked at this product , but I fail to see what the advantage is over a normal glued dowel or screw , with a wooden plug as Pete says ?
    I have looked and looked at this product , but I fail to see what the advantage is over a normal glued dowel or screw , with a wooden plug as Pete says ?
    I have looked and looked at this product , but I fail to see what the advantage is over a normal glued dowel or screw , with a wooden plug as Pete says ?
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  14. clueless1
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  15. Phil A

    Happy Birthday Jenny

    :wow: Have a great time, sounds as if it will be fantastic - you'll have loads to report back - so I am older than you Jenny:sick0026: ! For my celebration my Son and Daughter-in-law took me to Prague and...
    :wow: Have a great time, sounds as if it will be fantastic - you'll have loads to report back - so I am older than you Jenny:sick0026: ! For my celebration my Son and Daughter-in-law took me to Prague and Olomouc where they were married 16 years ago - 2 fab weeks. ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    :wow: Have a great time, sounds as if it will be fantastic - you'll have loads to report back - so I am older than you Jenny:sick0026: ! For my celebration my Son and Daughter-in-law took me to Prague and Olomouc where they were married 16 years ago - 2 fab...
    :wow: Have a great time, sounds as if it will be fantastic - you'll have loads to report back - so I am older than you Jenny:sick0026: ! For my celebration my Son and Daughter-in-law took me to Prague and...
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  16. Victoria

    Alice in Wonderland

    :heehee: Me too Kyle!
    :heehee: Me too Kyle!
    :heehee: Me too Kyle!
    :heehee: Me too Kyle!
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  17. gcc3663
    Like x 7

    A Telling New Year Message

    Love it! :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Love it! :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Love it! :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Love it! :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
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  18. Spruce

    Bag of Bones Channel 5

    thanks both :ccheers: Spruce
    thanks both :ccheers: Spruce
    thanks both :ccheers: Spruce
    thanks both :ccheers: Spruce
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  19. miraflores

    what are you looking at?

    But it does go to prove that its a declaration of hostile intentions in Britain.:doh:
    But it does go to prove that its a declaration of hostile intentions in Britain.:doh:
    But it does go to prove that its a declaration of hostile intentions in Britain.:doh:
    But it does go to prove that its a declaration of hostile intentions in Britain.:doh:
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  20. Scotkat
    Like x 3

    Its been a wonder hillwalking day and it got to 9deg

    Looks lovely kath:) x
    Looks lovely kath:) x
    Looks lovely kath:) x
    Looks lovely kath:) x
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