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  1. miraflores

    my staple gun dilemma

    That also crossed my mind/I don't dare to think one of those heavy duty gun staples ending up in an eye...
    That also crossed my mind/I don't dare to think one of those heavy duty gun staples ending up in an eye...
    That also crossed my mind/I don't dare to think one of those heavy duty gun staples ending up in an eye...
    That also crossed my mind/I don't dare to think one of those heavy duty gun staples ending up in an eye...
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  2. Freddy

    Happy Birthday Vince

    It's good to have a birthweek, rather than a birthday!! Hope you enjoyed!:ccheers:
    It's good to have a birthweek, rather than a birthday!! Hope you enjoyed!:ccheers:
    It's good to have a birthweek, rather than a birthday!! Hope you enjoyed!:ccheers:
    It's good to have a birthweek, rather than a birthday!! Hope you enjoyed!:ccheers:
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  3. Phil A

    Bombshell Anyone?

    I think the Martians are viewing this "poker game ". They can see all the cards and their worthless value. They will come to the Croupier's table when the time is right and show us how the game...
    I think the Martians are viewing this "poker game ". They can see all the cards and their worthless value. They will come to the Croupier's table when the time is right and show us how the game should be played.Every rotten player on this planet will be forced to put their cards on the table....
    I think the Martians are viewing this "poker game ". They can see all the cards and their worthless value. They will come to the Croupier's table when the time is right and show us how the game should be played.Every rotten player on this planet...
    I think the Martians are viewing this "poker game ". They can see all the cards and their worthless value. They will come to the Croupier's table when the time is right and show us how the game...
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  4. chitting kaz
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    to all ONlINE friends

    Wonderful Chitting Kaz such meaningful words.
    Wonderful Chitting Kaz such meaningful words.
    Wonderful Chitting Kaz such meaningful words.
    Wonderful Chitting Kaz such meaningful words.
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  5. Trunky
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    CMJ

    I can put up with LW, like you say it's only when you go near power lines or bridges. It's just that reception on FM is so clear these days it really shows up LW.
    I can put up with LW, like you say it's only when you go near power lines or bridges. It's just that reception on FM is so clear these days it really shows up LW.
    I can put up with LW, like you say it's only when you go near power lines or bridges. It's just that reception on FM is so clear these days it really shows up LW.
    I can put up with LW, like you say it's only when you go near power lines or bridges. It's just that reception on FM is so clear these days it really shows up LW.
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  6. stephenprudence
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    Some winter photos

    Really great photos Stephen the squirrel looks as if he's posing for you.
    Really great photos Stephen the squirrel looks as if he's posing for you.
    Really great photos Stephen the squirrel looks as if he's posing for you.
    Really great photos Stephen the squirrel looks as if he's posing for you.
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  7. Webmaster
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    The 'Official' New Year thread .....

    Crikey - you aren't that far from where I grew up then. It is a nice part of the world, I agree. I'd move back if I could get comparable wages etc
    Crikey - you aren't that far from where I grew up then. It is a nice part of the world, I agree. I'd move back if I could get comparable wages etc
    Crikey - you aren't that far from where I grew up then. It is a nice part of the world, I agree. I'd move back if I could get comparable wages etc
    Crikey - you aren't that far from where I grew up then. It is a nice part of the world, I agree. I'd move back if I could get comparable wages etc
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  8. Dave W
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    Reflections on the NH "Service?"

    When my O.H. was sent for an x-ray for his breathing problems on a Tuesday ,the radiologist asked him when he was going back to Drs for results, it happened to be a bank holiday weekend coming up,...
    When my O.H. was sent for an x-ray for his breathing problems on a Tuesday ,the radiologist asked him when he was going back to Drs for results, it happened to be a bank holiday weekend coming up, so next week after bank holiday,, She gently tried to suggest he went before weekend, it would be...
    When my O.H. was sent for an x-ray for his breathing problems on a Tuesday ,the radiologist asked him when he was going back to Drs for results, it happened to be a bank holiday weekend coming up, so next week after bank holiday,, She gently...
    When my O.H. was sent for an x-ray for his breathing problems on a Tuesday ,the radiologist asked him when he was going back to Drs for results, it happened to be a bank holiday weekend coming up,...
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  9. catztail

    New Years Eve Radio Show

    Cool. No worries Catz, thank Beachy Head for getting it together:dbgrtmb:
    Cool. No worries Catz, thank Beachy Head for getting it together:dbgrtmb:
    Cool. No worries Catz, thank Beachy Head for getting it together:dbgrtmb:
    Cool. No worries Catz, thank Beachy Head for getting it together:dbgrtmb:
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  10. Marley Farley
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    Funny how we re-discover things..

    Only because the powers that be change things to words I can't spell properly, like Hyacinthiniodes:doh::biggrin:
    Only because the powers that be change things to words I can't spell properly, like Hyacinthiniodes:doh::biggrin:
    Only because the powers that be change things to words I can't spell properly, like Hyacinthiniodes:doh::biggrin:
    Only because the powers that be change things to words I can't spell properly, like Hyacinthiniodes:doh::biggrin:
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  11. Phil A

    There's a Pregnant Femail in my Room

    "Sniggers in a schoolboy way:snork:"
    "Sniggers in a schoolboy way:snork:"
    "Sniggers in a schoolboy way:snork:"
    "Sniggers in a schoolboy way:snork:"
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  12. clueless1

    Premonitions

    Clueless I had your first premonition happen to me years ago when the M54 had not been open long, car had stopped just past 1st junction Featherstone, I went to pull into outside lane ,2 lanes...
    Clueless I had your first premonition happen to me years ago when the M54 had not been open long, car had stopped just past 1st junction Featherstone, I went to pull into outside lane ,2 lanes only. When saw a car flying in outside lane and I had to stand on the brakes, I always felt they had...
    Clueless I had your first premonition happen to me years ago when the M54 had not been open long, car had stopped just past 1st junction Featherstone, I went to pull into outside lane ,2 lanes only. When saw a car flying in outside lane and I had...
    Clueless I had your first premonition happen to me years ago when the M54 had not been open long, car had stopped just past 1st junction Featherstone, I went to pull into outside lane ,2 lanes...
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  13. Phil A

    50 mins to meet the site running costs for the month

    New one up for January 2013 :blue thumb:
    New one up for January 2013 :blue thumb:
    New one up for January 2013 :blue thumb:
    New one up for January 2013 :blue thumb:
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  14. Bilbo675
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    Happy New Year to All

    'Appay Noo Yeeer Every Body. :biggrin: As you can tell I'm about a sober as a pigeon in a bus depot. Roll on the good times of 2013.
    'Appay Noo Yeeer Every Body. :biggrin: As you can tell I'm about a sober as a pigeon in a bus depot. Roll on the good times of 2013.
    'Appay Noo Yeeer Every Body. :biggrin: As you can tell I'm about a sober as a pigeon in a bus depot. Roll on the good times of 2013.
    'Appay Noo Yeeer Every Body. :biggrin: As you can tell I'm about a sober as a pigeon in a bus depot. Roll on the good times of 2013.
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  15. landimad
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    Been a while............

    Great news Landimad. Be gentle with yourself! :dbgrtmb:
    Great news Landimad. Be gentle with yourself! :dbgrtmb:
    Great news Landimad. Be gentle with yourself! :dbgrtmb:
    Great news Landimad. Be gentle with yourself! :dbgrtmb:
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  16. Jenny namaste

    Happy birthday Chimneyrosegarden

    Belated :hpybtd: Greetings - I was off the air yesterday entertaining the family - hope you had a great day.
    Belated :hpybtd: Greetings - I was off the air yesterday entertaining the family - hope you had a great day.
    Belated :hpybtd: Greetings - I was off the air yesterday entertaining the family - hope you had a great day.
    Belated :hpybtd: Greetings - I was off the air yesterday entertaining the family - hope you had a great day.
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  18. kyleleonard
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    Happy New Year from Kyle!

    Happy New Year to you too Kyle lets hope it's one we can all enjoy!
    Happy New Year to you too Kyle lets hope it's one we can all enjoy!
    Happy New Year to you too Kyle lets hope it's one we can all enjoy!
    Happy New Year to you too Kyle lets hope it's one we can all enjoy!
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  19. Penny in Ontario
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    Ice Sculptures in my Hometown.

    Wonderful pictures Penny - The only ice sulpture that I have seen was at our staff Christmas party, we had a 'Vodka Ice Luge' which was great fun - obviously I had to keep giving it a try!
    Wonderful pictures Penny - The only ice sulpture that I have seen was at our staff Christmas party, we had a 'Vodka Ice Luge' which was great fun - obviously I had to keep giving it a try!
    Wonderful pictures Penny - The only ice sulpture that I have seen was at our staff Christmas party, we had a 'Vodka Ice Luge' which was great fun - obviously I had to keep giving it a try!
    Wonderful pictures Penny - The only ice sulpture that I have seen was at our staff Christmas party, we had a 'Vodka Ice Luge' which was great fun - obviously I had to keep giving it a try!
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  20. music

    What Were Your Favourite Childhood Books ?.

    My little people love these .....So do I.....
    My little people love these .....So do I.....
    My little people love these .....So do I.....
    My little people love these .....So do I.....
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