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  1. Ariadae

    Solar powered Christmas lights

    Sounds good to me, Ariadae :dbgrtmb:
    Sounds good to me, Ariadae :dbgrtmb:
    Sounds good to me, Ariadae :dbgrtmb:
    Sounds good to me, Ariadae :dbgrtmb:
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  2. Jack McHammocklashing

    How Santa gets his toys

    Hey maaan chill out its da cool maaan Merry CRIMBO From J Jack McH
    Hey maaan chill out its da cool maaan Merry CRIMBO From J Jack McH
    Hey maaan chill out its da cool maaan Merry CRIMBO From J Jack McH
    Hey maaan chill out its da cool maaan Merry CRIMBO From J Jack McH
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  3. clueless1

    Hammering after dark

    Bit of music to be hammering by:dbgrtmb::snork:
    Bit of music to be hammering by:dbgrtmb::snork:
    Bit of music to be hammering by:dbgrtmb::snork:
    Bit of music to be hammering by:dbgrtmb::snork:
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  4. Phil A

    Member Down

    Yeh, she's definitely back!!:wub2::runforhills:
    Yeh, she's definitely back!!:wub2::runforhills:
    Yeh, she's definitely back!!:wub2::runforhills:
    Yeh, she's definitely back!!:wub2::runforhills:
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  5. Bilbo675
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    I Love Spitfires

    We used to see a Spitfire quite often flying around the airfield, here in Filton. Not sure if it was owned by Rolls Royce:dunno: They have their factory just over the road from us. Haven't seen/heard it...
    We used to see a Spitfire quite often flying around the airfield, here in Filton. Not sure if it was owned by Rolls Royce:dunno: They have their factory just over the road from us. Haven't seen/heard it in a while, but it always drew an audience. Next year, the 'strip' is being closed, to be replaced...
    We used to see a Spitfire quite often flying around the airfield, here in Filton. Not sure if it was owned by Rolls Royce:dunno: They have their factory just over the road from us. Haven't seen/heard it in a while, but it always drew an audience. Next...
    We used to see a Spitfire quite often flying around the airfield, here in Filton. Not sure if it was owned by Rolls Royce:dunno: They have their factory just over the road from us. Haven't seen/heard it...
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  6. ARMANDII

    Eh, Eh, AA

    My car broke down late this afternoon; called Mr Mum - he called RAC - RAC called me - arrived after about 20 minutes. Fixed the problem, then escorted me much of the way home. :dancy: Thank you Mr...
    My car broke down late this afternoon; called Mr Mum - he called RAC - RAC called me - arrived after about 20 minutes. Fixed the problem, then escorted me much of the way home. :dancy: Thank you Mr RAC :dbgrtmb: (only complaint? It was brass monkies out there and Mr RAC could have offered me a seat in his...
    My car broke down late this afternoon; called Mr Mum - he called RAC - RAC called me - arrived after about 20 minutes. Fixed the problem, then escorted me much of the way home. :dancy: Thank you Mr RAC :dbgrtmb: (only complaint? It was brass monkies out...
    My car broke down late this afternoon; called Mr Mum - he called RAC - RAC called me - arrived after about 20 minutes. Fixed the problem, then escorted me much of the way home. :dancy: Thank you Mr...
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  7. JWK

    Patrick Moore RIP

    He says it all there, "The Longest running television program in the world:love30: And Patrick blowing the entire Lunar Landing fraud wide open with just one question:biggrin:
    He says it all there, "The Longest running television program in the world:love30: And Patrick blowing the entire Lunar Landing fraud wide open with just one question:biggrin:
    He says it all there, "The Longest running television program in the world:love30: And Patrick blowing the entire Lunar Landing fraud wide open with just one question:biggrin:
    He says it all there, "The Longest running television program in the world:love30: And Patrick blowing the entire Lunar Landing fraud wide open with just one question:biggrin:
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  8. "M"

    Neighbourliness

    We moved in here a year past in October, and our neighbours were on holiday for a month just as we moved in, so by Christmas we had barely seen them let alone talked to them; it really made our...
    We moved in here a year past in October, and our neighbours were on holiday for a month just as we moved in, so by Christmas we had barely seen them let alone talked to them; it really made our day when we got a card from them at Christmas though, made us feel welcome in the street if that...
    We moved in here a year past in October, and our neighbours were on holiday for a month just as we moved in, so by Christmas we had barely seen them let alone talked to them; it really made our day when we got a card from them at Christmas...
    We moved in here a year past in October, and our neighbours were on holiday for a month just as we moved in, so by Christmas we had barely seen them let alone talked to them; it really made our...
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  9. liliana
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    good deed for today

    Good for you, liliana :dbgrtmb: Instructing your OH to get things for the wee lady was just the help she needed and I'm sure she appreciated it :)
    Good for you, liliana :dbgrtmb: Instructing your OH to get things for the wee lady was just the help she needed and I'm sure she appreciated it :)
    Good for you, liliana :dbgrtmb: Instructing your OH to get things for the wee lady was just the help she needed and I'm sure she appreciated it :)
    Good for you, liliana :dbgrtmb: Instructing your OH to get things for the wee lady was just the help she needed and I'm sure she appreciated it :)
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  10. miraflores

    to the winemakers out there

    Less than 50p per bottle! Ready to drink in about 6 weeks and about as simple as you can get. Don't overdo it!
    Less than 50p per bottle! Ready to drink in about 6 weeks and about as simple as you can get. Don't overdo it!
    Less than 50p per bottle! Ready to drink in about 6 weeks and about as simple as you can get. Don't overdo it!
    Less than 50p per bottle! Ready to drink in about 6 weeks and about as simple as you can get. Don't overdo it!
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  11. Scrungee

    Garlic Tax

    The EU is run for the benefit of french farmers,always has been and always will be.
    The EU is run for the benefit of french farmers,always has been and always will be.
    The EU is run for the benefit of french farmers,always has been and always will be.
    The EU is run for the benefit of french farmers,always has been and always will be.
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  12. Loofah

    Aren't toilets fun?

    Do you mean some kind of Extracting the Urine? :nonofinger:
    Do you mean some kind of Extracting the Urine? :nonofinger:
    Do you mean some kind of Extracting the Urine? :nonofinger:
    Do you mean some kind of Extracting the Urine? :nonofinger:
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  13. al n
    Like x 11

    Not a fan of winter, but I do like an open fire :-)

    I have a log burner, wouldn't be without it now, just love to see the flames and feel the warmth from it. Only wish I had it connected to the radiators, would save a fortune! Perhaps in years to...
    I have a log burner, wouldn't be without it now, just love to see the flames and feel the warmth from it. Only wish I had it connected to the radiators, would save a fortune! Perhaps in years to come when i need a new one, that'll be the way to go. ooh! Forgot about Marsh mallows..i'll be...
    I have a log burner, wouldn't be without it now, just love to see the flames and feel the warmth from it. Only wish I had it connected to the radiators, would save a fortune! Perhaps in years to come when i need a new one, that'll be the way to...
    I have a log burner, wouldn't be without it now, just love to see the flames and feel the warmth from it. Only wish I had it connected to the radiators, would save a fortune! Perhaps in years to...
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  14. chitting kaz

    why do you do it or dont you ?

    I believe in Christ and that Jesus is the reason for the season. John 3:16, For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him shall not perish, but...
    I believe in Christ and that Jesus is the reason for the season. John 3:16, For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him shall not perish, but have everlasting life. I think the fat cats has taken the reason for the season out of context just...
    I believe in Christ and that Jesus is the reason for the season. John 3:16, For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him shall not perish, but have everlasting life. I think the fat cats has...
    I believe in Christ and that Jesus is the reason for the season. John 3:16, For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him shall not perish, but...
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  15. Phil A

    Six Decades on

    Whats the recipe today Jim?:biggrin:
    Whats the recipe today Jim?:biggrin:
    Whats the recipe today Jim?:biggrin:
    Whats the recipe today Jim?:biggrin:
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  16. clueless1

    Aliens?

    Aah, just when I thought it was getting quiet on here:biggrin::dbgrtmb: Without looking at the links Dave, the first life to evolve here was anerobic, the red bacteria that still inhabits stagnant pools (probably...
    Aah, just when I thought it was getting quiet on here:biggrin::dbgrtmb: Without looking at the links Dave, the first life to evolve here was anerobic, the red bacteria that still inhabits stagnant pools (probably some blue ones too, but the red is the one you still see) They were the dominant life form here...
    Aah, just when I thought it was getting quiet on here:biggrin::dbgrtmb: Without looking at the links Dave, the first life to evolve here was anerobic, the red bacteria that still inhabits stagnant pools (probably some blue ones too, but the red is the one you...
    Aah, just when I thought it was getting quiet on here:biggrin::dbgrtmb: Without looking at the links Dave, the first life to evolve here was anerobic, the red bacteria that still inhabits stagnant pools (probably...
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  17. clueless1
    Like x 7

    Earth in time lapse - filmed from the ISS

    The unseen sea video is great aswell:hapydancsmil:
    The unseen sea video is great aswell:hapydancsmil:
    The unseen sea video is great aswell:hapydancsmil:
    The unseen sea video is great aswell:hapydancsmil:
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  18. miraflores

    berthold albrecht heir to Aldi markets dies

    I've got reason to be grateful to that man and so have lots of others on restricted incomes. RIP.
    I've got reason to be grateful to that man and so have lots of others on restricted incomes. RIP.
    I've got reason to be grateful to that man and so have lots of others on restricted incomes. RIP.
    I've got reason to be grateful to that man and so have lots of others on restricted incomes. RIP.
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  19. capney
    Like x 6

    Celia (105 years)

    What an amazing age to reach - The Eve of Christmas is a sad day for a funeral but on the other hand I agree with Mum a lovely day to mark the end of 105 years of life.
    What an amazing age to reach - The Eve of Christmas is a sad day for a funeral but on the other hand I agree with Mum a lovely day to mark the end of 105 years of life.
    What an amazing age to reach - The Eve of Christmas is a sad day for a funeral but on the other hand I agree with Mum a lovely day to mark the end of 105 years of life.
    What an amazing age to reach - The Eve of Christmas is a sad day for a funeral but on the other hand I agree with Mum a lovely day to mark the end of 105 years of life.
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  20. chitting kaz
    Like x 4

    first Christmas card

    Our first card arrived on 1st December, from the family across the road who also put up their tree and adorned the front of their house with flashing blue and white lights, not forgetting the...
    Our first card arrived on 1st December, from the family across the road who also put up their tree and adorned the front of their house with flashing blue and white lights, not forgetting the 'green thing' which is supposed to look like a tree but slowly pulsates green light with all the festive...
    Our first card arrived on 1st December, from the family across the road who also put up their tree and adorned the front of their house with flashing blue and white lights, not forgetting the 'green thing' which is supposed to look like a tree...
    Our first card arrived on 1st December, from the family across the road who also put up their tree and adorned the front of their house with flashing blue and white lights, not forgetting the...
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