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  1. clueless1

    Weeds germinating

    Some weeds produce seeds that germinate at various different times/conditions which is why they are more successful than 'plants'.
    Some weeds produce seeds that germinate at various different times/conditions which is why they are more successful than 'plants'.
    Some weeds produce seeds that germinate at various different times/conditions which is why they are more successful than 'plants'.
    Some weeds produce seeds that germinate at various different times/conditions which is why they are more successful than 'plants'.
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  2. Marley Farley

    This is disgraceful.!!

    That's America for you
    That's America for you
    That's America for you
    That's America for you
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  3. kindredspirit
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    Wouldn't you have loved to be a Frenchman watching this at the time?

    I love stories like that. I can't say for sure because I wasn't even alive then, but I reckon its that type of thing that made us win the war against a technologically superior enemy. While the...
    I love stories like that. I can't say for sure because I wasn't even alive then, but I reckon its that type of thing that made us win the war against a technologically superior enemy. While the german side was being all logical and methodical, our people were just going against all logic. Its...
    I love stories like that. I can't say for sure because I wasn't even alive then, but I reckon its that type of thing that made us win the war against a technologically superior enemy. While the german side was being all logical and methodical,...
    I love stories like that. I can't say for sure because I wasn't even alive then, but I reckon its that type of thing that made us win the war against a technologically superior enemy. While the...
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  4. Phil A

    New Moderator

    Well done you Clueless1 :dbgrtmb:
    Well done you Clueless1 :dbgrtmb:
    Well done you Clueless1 :dbgrtmb:
    Well done you Clueless1 :dbgrtmb:
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  5. roders

    Petrol prices.

    I always use http://www.petrolprices.com/ as well,then invariably go to my big "Tosco" as usually one of the cheapest. By the way are you all aware there`s a "Government" increase of 3p a litre...
    I always use http://www.petrolprices.com/ as well,then invariably go to my big "Tosco" as usually one of the cheapest. By the way are you all aware there`s a "Government" increase of 3p a litre in January.:help::huh::eeew:
    I always use http://www.petrolprices.com/ as well,then invariably go to my big "Tosco" as usually one of the cheapest. By the way are you all aware there`s a "Government" increase of 3p a litre in January.:help::huh::eeew:
    I always use http://www.petrolprices.com/ as well,then invariably go to my big "Tosco" as usually one of the cheapest. By the way are you all aware there`s a "Government" increase of 3p a litre...
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  6. Bilbo675

    Danny Nightingale Free

    I'm glad he has been freed, the sentence was completely out of proportion.
    I'm glad he has been freed, the sentence was completely out of proportion.
    I'm glad he has been freed, the sentence was completely out of proportion.
    I'm glad he has been freed, the sentence was completely out of proportion.
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  7. clueless1
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    Now I feel very old

    What was it that that chap used to say on the Radio 1 quiz? Think Laterally, Think Literally:)
    What was it that that chap used to say on the Radio 1 quiz? Think Laterally, Think Literally:)
    What was it that that chap used to say on the Radio 1 quiz? Think Laterally, Think Literally:)
    What was it that that chap used to say on the Radio 1 quiz? Think Laterally, Think Literally:)
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  8. Phil A

    Nearly Midnight

    The Firewood Fairy knocked on the door this evening. Got 8 bags of laths, and the promise of some more to come:dbgrtmb:
    The Firewood Fairy knocked on the door this evening. Got 8 bags of laths, and the promise of some more to come:dbgrtmb:
    The Firewood Fairy knocked on the door this evening. Got 8 bags of laths, and the promise of some more to come:dbgrtmb:
    The Firewood Fairy knocked on the door this evening. Got 8 bags of laths, and the promise of some more to come:dbgrtmb:
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  9. music

    It's A very Depressing Sight !.

    Hi Kindred. That's The Problem ,I Have Multiplied Too Much :oopss:. I Now Have Grandchildren And Great Grandchildren :help:. The Multiply I Was Looking For Initially Was Monetary Multiplication. Now Any Money...
    Hi Kindred. That's The Problem ,I Have Multiplied Too Much :oopss:. I Now Have Grandchildren And Great Grandchildren :help:. The Multiply I Was Looking For Initially Was Monetary Multiplication. Now Any Money I Accrue Goes On All These Little Darlings.:blue thumb:. But I Would Not Change That For The World :).:blue thumb:.
    Hi Kindred. That's The Problem ,I Have Multiplied Too Much :oopss:. I Now Have Grandchildren And Great Grandchildren :help:. The Multiply I Was Looking For Initially Was Monetary Multiplication. Now Any Money I Accrue Goes On All These Little Darlings.:blue thumb:. ...
    Hi Kindred. That's The Problem ,I Have Multiplied Too Much :oopss:. I Now Have Grandchildren And Great Grandchildren :help:. The Multiply I Was Looking For Initially Was Monetary Multiplication. Now Any Money...
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  10. HarryS

    Happy St Andrews Day !

    Thanks Harry :) - I won't be celebrating in any way sadly, got work in the morning......
    Thanks Harry :) - I won't be celebrating in any way sadly, got work in the morning......
    Thanks Harry :) - I won't be celebrating in any way sadly, got work in the morning......
    Thanks Harry :) - I won't be celebrating in any way sadly, got work in the morning......
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  11. capney

    Remoska

    Better than in the oven and was made and cooked in about 30 minutes (and eaten in even less time!)
    Better than in the oven and was made and cooked in about 30 minutes (and eaten in even less time!)
    Better than in the oven and was made and cooked in about 30 minutes (and eaten in even less time!)
    Better than in the oven and was made and cooked in about 30 minutes (and eaten in even less time!)
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  12. miraflores

    alcohol price to go up

    I was just basing that on what 20 Marlboro costs outside the EU Armandii, can't wrap my head around complex maths at this time of night:snork:
    I was just basing that on what 20 Marlboro costs outside the EU Armandii, can't wrap my head around complex maths at this time of night:snork:
    I was just basing that on what 20 Marlboro costs outside the EU Armandii, can't wrap my head around complex maths at this time of night:snork:
    I was just basing that on what 20 Marlboro costs outside the EU Armandii, can't wrap my head around complex maths at this time of night:snork:
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  13. Phil A
    Like x 4

    British Colonies

    :biggrin: You should do that as Clew Les Wan, the inscrutable IT guru:snork: He'll believe that. Talking of empire, i've just watched Water, 1985 Michael Cain film about an obscure British Island in the...
    :biggrin: You should do that as Clew Les Wan, the inscrutable IT guru:snork: He'll believe that. Talking of empire, i've just watched Water, 1985 Michael Cain film about an obscure British Island in the Caribbean. Very funny, available in installments on youtube.
    :biggrin: You should do that as Clew Les Wan, the inscrutable IT guru:snork: He'll believe that. Talking of empire, i've just watched Water, 1985 Michael Cain film about an obscure British Island in the Caribbean. Very funny, available in installments on...
    :biggrin: You should do that as Clew Les Wan, the inscrutable IT guru:snork: He'll believe that. Talking of empire, i've just watched Water, 1985 Michael Cain film about an obscure British Island in the...
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  14. "M"
    Like x 4

    Oops!! Out of date chocolate?

    Agreed!!! :yay: Kraft? Shaft!!! :nonofinger: 'Nuff said
    Agreed!!! :yay: Kraft? Shaft!!! :nonofinger: 'Nuff said
    Agreed!!! :yay: Kraft? Shaft!!! :nonofinger: 'Nuff said
    Agreed!!! :yay: Kraft? Shaft!!! :nonofinger: 'Nuff said
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  15. landimad

    Tea stains

    Hi Woo, love your mugs, assuming we're talking about these, mum's remedy might work. Try bowl of warm water and soda crystals ( read packet for info).
    Hi Woo, love your mugs, assuming we're talking about these, mum's remedy might work. Try bowl of warm water and soda crystals ( read packet for info).
    Hi Woo, love your mugs, assuming we're talking about these, mum's remedy might work. Try bowl of warm water and soda crystals ( read packet for info).
    Hi Woo, love your mugs, assuming we're talking about these, mum's remedy might work. Try bowl of warm water and soda crystals ( read packet for info).
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  16. strongylodon

    What's the pay for changing a bulb?

    I've found myself feeling more and more mortal the older I get! I used to be like a gazelle up ladders but cleaning out the gutters is about my limit these days lol
    I've found myself feeling more and more mortal the older I get! I used to be like a gazelle up ladders but cleaning out the gutters is about my limit these days lol
    I've found myself feeling more and more mortal the older I get! I used to be like a gazelle up ladders but cleaning out the gutters is about my limit these days lol
    I've found myself feeling more and more mortal the older I get! I used to be like a gazelle up ladders but cleaning out the gutters is about my limit these days lol
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  17. clueless1
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    Unspeakable Shame

    Costco do some really nice steak burgers in big packs. I keep some of those in the freezer and make sure I've always got Dairylea slices in the fridge for those times when a craving hits. ...
    Costco do some really nice steak burgers in big packs. I keep some of those in the freezer and make sure I've always got Dairylea slices in the fridge for those times when a craving hits. Having said that if I'm out and about I sometimes detour to Maccy Dees, including last Friday on the way...
    Costco do some really nice steak burgers in big packs. I keep some of those in the freezer and make sure I've always got Dairylea slices in the fridge for those times when a craving hits. Having said that if I'm out and about I sometimes...
    Costco do some really nice steak burgers in big packs. I keep some of those in the freezer and make sure I've always got Dairylea slices in the fridge for those times when a craving hits. ...
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  18. Phil A

    Countryfile

    Not in those, I can only find 1 pic of that time, sure I used to have more, but that was on an old computer. I'll have a look on Anglers Net, I might have stuck some on there that I can pinch...
    Not in those, I can only find 1 pic of that time, sure I used to have more, but that was on an old computer. I'll have a look on Anglers Net, I might have stuck some on there that I can pinch back.
    Not in those, I can only find 1 pic of that time, sure I used to have more, but that was on an old computer. I'll have a look on Anglers Net, I might have stuck some on there that I can pinch back.
    Not in those, I can only find 1 pic of that time, sure I used to have more, but that was on an old computer. I'll have a look on Anglers Net, I might have stuck some on there that I can pinch...
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  20. ARMANDII
    Like x 8

    RIVER DANE TODAY

    Don't forget, Joolz, that a lot of ancient names of places got changed over time by the Normans and those people given titles and land by the various Kings. I can tell you that the Danes...
    Don't forget, Joolz, that a lot of ancient names of places got changed over time by the Normans and those people given titles and land by the various Kings. I can tell you that the Danes founded the town of Derby the name of which came from the word deor which I believe meant a deer...
    Don't forget, Joolz, that a lot of ancient names of places got changed over time by the Normans and those people given titles and land by the various Kings. I can tell you that the Danes founded the town of Derby the name of which came from...
    Don't forget, Joolz, that a lot of ancient names of places got changed over time by the Normans and those people given titles and land by the various Kings. I can tell you that the Danes...
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