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  1. sylveen

    Thank you

    I can't wait to get back out there either, January and February are terrible months and a lot of people get a bit down, me included.Even if you just have a walk in your garden and have a look at...
    I can't wait to get back out there either, January and February are terrible months and a lot of people get a bit down, me included.Even if you just have a walk in your garden and have a look at your snowdrops and to check out your daffs and crocuses it gives you a glimmer of the joys to...
    I can't wait to get back out there either, January and February are terrible months and a lot of people get a bit down, me included.Even if you just have a walk in your garden and have a look at your snowdrops and to check out your daffs and...
    I can't wait to get back out there either, January and February are terrible months and a lot of people get a bit down, me included.Even if you just have a walk in your garden and have a look at...
    sylveen, Jan 27, 2007
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    Stingo
    Jan 28, 2007
  2. windy miller

    FAO Webmaster

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey6qquwcoPk&eurl=oompa loompa doompadee daif you are not greedy, you will go far....
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey6qquwcoPk&eurl=oompa loompa doompadee daif you are not greedy, you will go far....
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey6qquwcoPk&eurl=oompa loompa doompadee daif you are not greedy, you will go far....
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey6qquwcoPk&eurl=oompa loompa doompadee daif you are not greedy, you will go far....
    windy miller, Jan 14, 2007 ... 4 5 6
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    miraflores
    Jan 28, 2007
  3. weekend gardener

    fancy dress

    Lol,It definately is, I have more, but would need to scan them ...... And that would mean me going into my office again ..... But it is too cold out there, so will have to wait till tomorrow :D...
    Lol,It definately is, I have more, but would need to scan them ...... And that would mean me going into my office again ..... But it is too cold out there, so will have to wait till tomorrow :DThe funniest thing is, I went on a Beano to Blackpool with my friend and all his family and I...
    Lol,It definately is, I have more, but would need to scan them ...... And that would mean me going into my office again ..... But it is too cold out there, so will have to wait till tomorrow :DThe funniest thing is, I went on a Beano to...
    Lol,It definately is, I have more, but would need to scan them ...... And that would mean me going into my office again ..... But it is too cold out there, so will have to wait till tomorrow :D...
    weekend gardener, Dec 12, 2006
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    Webmaster
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  4. Fran

    Top Gear

    Welcome back Top Gear, and the three boys with their toys :D :D
    Welcome back Top Gear, and the three boys with their toys :D :D
    Welcome back Top Gear, and the three boys with their toys :D :D
    Welcome back Top Gear, and the three boys with their toys :D :D
    Fran, Jan 28, 2007
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    Fran
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  5. rosa

    Holiday in Goa, India

    thanks LoL just bought the one for my kitchen :D
    thanks LoL just bought the one for my kitchen :D
    thanks LoL just bought the one for my kitchen :D
    thanks LoL just bought the one for my kitchen :D
    rosa, Jan 16, 2007 ... 5 6 7
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    rosa
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  6. Webmaster

    What I did last night ....

    LOL kasabian... ;)
    LOL kasabian... ;)
    LOL kasabian... ;)
    LOL kasabian... ;)
    Webmaster, Jan 23, 2007
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    Stingo
    Jan 29, 2007
  7. Jack by the hedge

    Use-by dates

    :D :D I have got a bottle i keep in the fridge just for cooking with,,
    :D :D I have got a bottle i keep in the fridge just for cooking with,,
    :D :D I have got a bottle i keep in the fridge just for cooking with,,
    :D :D I have got a bottle i keep in the fridge just for cooking with,,
    Jack by the hedge, Jan 29, 2007
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    wildflower
    Jan 30, 2007
  8. elainefiz

    Too fat to walk?

    how are you doing after your operations ,Elagnus?I hope fine !!
    how are you doing after your operations ,Elagnus?I hope fine !!
    how are you doing after your operations ,Elagnus?I hope fine !!
    how are you doing after your operations ,Elagnus?I hope fine !!
    elainefiz, Dec 14, 2006
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    miraflores
    Jan 31, 2007
  9. Webmaster

    No Queueing this time at the Post Office ...

    Getting online to buy your road fund license ? :D
    Getting online to buy your road fund license ? :D
    Getting online to buy your road fund license ? :D
    Getting online to buy your road fund license ? :D
    Webmaster, Jan 31, 2007
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  10. Fran

    A little light relief

    I'm going to show that to everyone I know!!! THANK YOU, Fran! :D
    I'm going to show that to everyone I know!!! THANK YOU, Fran! :D
    I'm going to show that to everyone I know!!! THANK YOU, Fran! :D
    I'm going to show that to everyone I know!!! THANK YOU, Fran! :D
    Fran, Jan 28, 2007
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    UsedtobeDendy
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  11. Victoria

    Eye Laser Surgery

    Thanks MMD. Hi, badsal72, haven't seen you for a while .... thing to do with specs, by the way! T'other half on wears the cheap things and I've got a few pairs for emergencies.The problem...
    Thanks MMD. Hi, badsal72, haven't seen you for a while .... thing to do with specs, by the way! T'other half on wears the cheap things and I've got a few pairs for emergencies.The problem isn't the cost ... well, it is because I think it's atrocious what they charge for prescription glasses...
    Thanks MMD. Hi, badsal72, haven't seen you for a while .... thing to do with specs, by the way! T'other half on wears the cheap things and I've got a few pairs for emergencies.The problem isn't the cost ... well, it is because I think it's...
    Thanks MMD. Hi, badsal72, haven't seen you for a while .... thing to do with specs, by the way! T'other half on wears the cheap things and I've got a few pairs for emergencies.The problem...
    Victoria, Feb 1, 2007
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  12. eleagnus7

    knee problems after replacement

    I had acupuncture must be 30yrs ago now for severe backache I have never looked back not had a sore back since its a wonderful not to have back problems .I am waiting to see an orthpedic...
    I had acupuncture must be 30yrs ago now for severe backache I have never looked back not had a sore back since its a wonderful not to have back problems .I am waiting to see an orthpedic consultant been waiting since end of Nov although sore feet been bothering me for more than two yrs.I...
    I had acupuncture must be 30yrs ago now for severe backache I have never looked back not had a sore back since its a wonderful not to have back problems .I am waiting to see an orthpedic consultant been waiting since end of Nov although sore...
    I had acupuncture must be 30yrs ago now for severe backache I have never looked back not had a sore back since its a wonderful not to have back problems .I am waiting to see an orthpedic...
    eleagnus7, Oct 5, 2006 ... 2 3 4
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    Scotkat
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  13. Marley Farley

    You Yube does it again...!!!

    just forwarded the clip to all my yorkshire ex-pat friends, and a few who are still resident yorkshire folk! excellent clip!!!
    just forwarded the clip to all my yorkshire ex-pat friends, and a few who are still resident yorkshire folk! excellent clip!!!
    just forwarded the clip to all my yorkshire ex-pat friends, and a few who are still resident yorkshire folk! excellent clip!!!
    just forwarded the clip to all my yorkshire ex-pat friends, and a few who are still resident yorkshire folk! excellent clip!!!
    Marley Farley, Feb 2, 2007
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    glenw
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  14. wildflower

    Bird flu..

    If you wish to buy poultry from a registered supplier they will have been innoculated and certified as such although lots of people breed their own hens that don't get innoculated for flu or...
    If you wish to buy poultry from a registered supplier they will have been innoculated and certified as such although lots of people breed their own hens that don't get innoculated for flu or salmonela the vast majority of egg laying hens in the UK are hybrids either the warren strain or the more...
    If you wish to buy poultry from a registered supplier they will have been innoculated and certified as such although lots of people breed their own hens that don't get innoculated for flu or salmonela the vast majority of egg laying hens in the...
    If you wish to buy poultry from a registered supplier they will have been innoculated and certified as such although lots of people breed their own hens that don't get innoculated for flu or...
    wildflower, Feb 3, 2007 ... 2
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    good digger
    Feb 5, 2007
  15. Kandy

    Geography of Women and Men

    :D :D :D :D
    :D :D :D :D
    :D :D :D :D
    :D :D :D :D
    Kandy, Feb 1, 2007
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    rosa
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  16. missdaisy

    Aches & Pains

    It's not just you!If you were using the rotavator yourself, then you'll definitely be feeling the muscles - those beasts are big and heavy, and trying to keep one going where you want it to go,...
    It's not just you!If you were using the rotavator yourself, then you'll definitely be feeling the muscles - those beasts are big and heavy, and trying to keep one going where you want it to go, rather than where it wants to go, well, that's not so easy......But "better half"?? Surely not!! ...
    It's not just you!If you were using the rotavator yourself, then you'll definitely be feeling the muscles - those beasts are big and heavy, and trying to keep one going where you want it to go, rather than where it wants to go, well, that's not...
    It's not just you!If you were using the rotavator yourself, then you'll definitely be feeling the muscles - those beasts are big and heavy, and trying to keep one going where you want it to go,...
    missdaisy, Feb 6, 2007
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    UsedtobeDendy
    Feb 6, 2007
  17. boygardener

    cough cough

    All best wishes, BG - keep taking the tablets!No, pneumonia isn't very nice - my middle son had it twice (a bacterial rather than a viral one both times) when he was only a kid. I'm never...
    All best wishes, BG - keep taking the tablets!No, pneumonia isn't very nice - my middle son had it twice (a bacterial rather than a viral one both times) when he was only a kid. I'm never likely to forget just how nasty it was. So do take it easy, and don't push yourself too hard.BTW,...
    All best wishes, BG - keep taking the tablets!No, pneumonia isn't very nice - my middle son had it twice (a bacterial rather than a viral one both times) when he was only a kid. I'm never likely to forget just how nasty it was. So do take it...
    All best wishes, BG - keep taking the tablets!No, pneumonia isn't very nice - my middle son had it twice (a bacterial rather than a viral one both times) when he was only a kid. I'm never...
    boygardener, Feb 6, 2007
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    UsedtobeDendy
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  18. Jack by the hedge

    Young carers' (channel4) location

    I did see this programme and was quite appalled at the blind couple who didn't seem to do anything other than smoke and have more children.One of the daughters (young carer) tried to commit...
    I did see this programme and was quite appalled at the blind couple who didn't seem to do anything other than smoke and have more children.One of the daughters (young carer) tried to commit suiside when she was 8 I think it was.I thought such a shame that this situation was being "allowed",...
    I did see this programme and was quite appalled at the blind couple who didn't seem to do anything other than smoke and have more children.One of the daughters (young carer) tried to commit suiside when she was 8 I think it was.I thought such...
    I did see this programme and was quite appalled at the blind couple who didn't seem to do anything other than smoke and have more children.One of the daughters (young carer) tried to commit...
    Jack by the hedge, Feb 6, 2007
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    Stingo
    Feb 7, 2007
  19. carleton

    re turfing my lawn

    I wouldn't do that - though the old grass will rot down, it takes time. Also all the weeds of the previous lawn will just grow through. Far better to remove the old turf and prepare the surface...
    I wouldn't do that - though the old grass will rot down, it takes time. Also all the weeds of the previous lawn will just grow through. Far better to remove the old turf and prepare the surface properly prior to returfing.
    I wouldn't do that - though the old grass will rot down, it takes time. Also all the weeds of the previous lawn will just grow through. Far better to remove the old turf and prepare the surface properly prior to returfing.
    I wouldn't do that - though the old grass will rot down, it takes time. Also all the weeds of the previous lawn will just grow through. Far better to remove the old turf and prepare the surface...
    carleton, Feb 7, 2007
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    Fran
    Feb 7, 2007
  20. Daisies

    Can you remember the name of this TV show?

    Oh yes, should have said, it was an obscure US output. Didn't get much of an airing - usually around 1130 at night. And it was back in the 80s or even earlier.Police Squad .... mmmm. Not sure...
    Oh yes, should have said, it was an obscure US output. Didn't get much of an airing - usually around 1130 at night. And it was back in the 80s or even earlier.Police Squad .... mmmm. Not sure about that. Definitely not Leslie Neilson. They weren't film actors, any of them.
    Oh yes, should have said, it was an obscure US output. Didn't get much of an airing - usually around 1130 at night. And it was back in the 80s or even earlier.Police Squad .... mmmm. Not sure about that. Definitely not Leslie Neilson. They...
    Oh yes, should have said, it was an obscure US output. Didn't get much of an airing - usually around 1130 at night. And it was back in the 80s or even earlier.Police Squad .... mmmm. Not sure...
    Daisies, Feb 8, 2007
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    Daisies
    Feb 8, 2007
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