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  1. Selleri
    Funny x 3

    The joys of advertisement emails

    No, that must have been Madonna. People often confuse her for me, I'm the one with a trowel.
    No, that must have been Madonna. People often confuse her for me, I'm the one with a trowel.
    No, that must have been Madonna. People often confuse her for me, I'm the one with a trowel.
    No, that must have been Madonna. People often confuse her for me, I'm the one with a trowel.
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  2. Victoria

    April Fools Day

    Happy 1st April......oh dear I hope you haven't caught our bug Vicky, despite having it 'fixed' ours still isn't 100%.
    Happy 1st April......oh dear I hope you haven't caught our bug Vicky, despite having it 'fixed' ours still isn't 100%.
    Happy 1st April......oh dear I hope you haven't caught our bug Vicky, despite having it 'fixed' ours still isn't 100%.
    Happy 1st April......oh dear I hope you haven't caught our bug Vicky, despite having it 'fixed' ours still isn't 100%.
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  3. Perki
    Like x 3

    What type of Wood is these ?

    @Perki, what actually happens is when they cut a log of timber you can cut it in different ways. Not easy to explain but your piece of redwood is what is known as quarter sawn, the hand and knee...
    @Perki, what actually happens is when they cut a log of timber you can cut it in different ways. Not easy to explain but your piece of redwood is what is known as quarter sawn, the hand and knee rails are flat sawn. When you cut a circular section log you get some of each, but logs can be cut...
    @Perki, what actually happens is when they cut a log of timber you can cut it in different ways. Not easy to explain but your piece of redwood is what is known as quarter sawn, the hand and knee rails are flat sawn. When you cut a circular...
    @Perki, what actually happens is when they cut a log of timber you can cut it in different ways. Not easy to explain but your piece of redwood is what is known as quarter sawn, the hand and knee...
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  4. landimad
    Like x 13

    Is it safe to come back?

    Aww!! That's a very thoughtful gesture @landimad .My brother is physically disabled but was also diagnosed with Alzheimer's a couple of years ago. As he lives alone he relied very much on his...
    Aww!! That's a very thoughtful gesture @landimad .My brother is physically disabled but was also diagnosed with Alzheimer's a couple of years ago. As he lives alone he relied very much on his car but as this horrid disease takes hold of his brain it resulted in him having to give up his...
    Aww!! That's a very thoughtful gesture @landimad .My brother is physically disabled but was also diagnosed with Alzheimer's a couple of years ago. As he lives alone he relied very much on his car but as this horrid disease takes hold of his...
    Aww!! That's a very thoughtful gesture @landimad .My brother is physically disabled but was also diagnosed with Alzheimer's a couple of years ago. As he lives alone he relied very much on his...
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  5. ricky101

    Consuner Rights

    One of the important things to remember when trying to resolve this type of thing is to always remain polite. :blue thumb:
    One of the important things to remember when trying to resolve this type of thing is to always remain polite. :blue thumb:
    One of the important things to remember when trying to resolve this type of thing is to always remain polite. :blue thumb:
    One of the important things to remember when trying to resolve this type of thing is to always remain polite. :blue thumb:
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  6. Jocko

    Tha Gàidhlig glè mhath.

    Thank you. I certainly need it with the grammar and the spelling.
    Thank you. I certainly need it with the grammar and the spelling.
    Thank you. I certainly need it with the grammar and the spelling.
    Thank you. I certainly need it with the grammar and the spelling.
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  7. Upsydaisy

    Happy Birthday Flumpy!!

    Happy Birthday
    Happy Birthday
    Happy Birthday
    Happy Birthday
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  8. Upsydaisy

    Happy Birthday!!

    Hope you have a fabulous day xx
    Hope you have a fabulous day xx
    Hope you have a fabulous day xx
    Hope you have a fabulous day xx
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  9. Sian in Belgium
    Friendly x 9

    Apologies for my absence…

    Nice to see you here again @Sian in Belgium :dbgrtmb:
    Nice to see you here again @Sian in Belgium :dbgrtmb:
    Nice to see you here again @Sian in Belgium :dbgrtmb:
    Nice to see you here again @Sian in Belgium :dbgrtmb:
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  10. Upsydaisy

    Happy Birthday Roders!!

    Happy Birthday! I hope your day has been wonderful so far :)
    Happy Birthday! I hope your day has been wonderful so far :)
    Happy Birthday! I hope your day has been wonderful so far :)
    Happy Birthday! I hope your day has been wonderful so far :)
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  11. Upsydaisy

    Happy Birthday!!

    Happy birthday @joolz68 xx
    Happy birthday @joolz68 xx
    Happy birthday @joolz68 xx
    Happy birthday @joolz68 xx
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  12. shiney
    Informative x 3

    Energy Prices - Important To Read Your Meters

    I've just done a quick calculation on the difference between the fixed rate they have offered and the variable rate they have offered. Then made an assumption that the prices would go up 24% in...
    I've just done a quick calculation on the difference between the fixed rate they have offered and the variable rate they have offered. Then made an assumption that the prices would go up 24% in Oct, 10% next April and 10% next Oct.Assuming we consume the same amount of gas and electricity we...
    I've just done a quick calculation on the difference between the fixed rate they have offered and the variable rate they have offered. Then made an assumption that the prices would go up 24% in Oct, 10% next April and 10% next Oct.Assuming we...
    I've just done a quick calculation on the difference between the fixed rate they have offered and the variable rate they have offered. Then made an assumption that the prices would go up 24% in...
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  13. Upsydaisy

    Happy Birthday Perki

    Happy birthday @Perki, sorry it's late but hope you had a lovely day xx
    Happy birthday @Perki, sorry it's late but hope you had a lovely day xx
    Happy birthday @Perki, sorry it's late but hope you had a lovely day xx
    Happy birthday @Perki, sorry it's late but hope you had a lovely day xx
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  14. Logan
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  15. pete
    Funny x 7

    New Highway code rules on the way.

    I'm wondering if the passing distance that is being reinforced for cars passing bikes also applies to bikes passing cars. Yesterday in slow moving traffic, (is there any other kind these days), a...
    I'm wondering if the passing distance that is being reinforced for cars passing bikes also applies to bikes passing cars. Yesterday in slow moving traffic, (is there any other kind these days), a bike overtook me and clipped my door mirror, now if that had happened when I was passing him I'm...
    I'm wondering if the passing distance that is being reinforced for cars passing bikes also applies to bikes passing cars. Yesterday in slow moving traffic, (is there any other kind these days), a bike overtook me and clipped my door mirror, now...
    I'm wondering if the passing distance that is being reinforced for cars passing bikes also applies to bikes passing cars. Yesterday in slow moving traffic, (is there any other kind these days), a...
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  16. Tomcat
    Informative x 3

    Well , l never knew that ! ……

    You can make a natural instant soap with a handful of ceanothus flowers and a little bit of water, rubbing together to create a lather in your hands. A little rinse of water and your hands will be...
    You can make a natural instant soap with a handful of ceanothus flowers and a little bit of water, rubbing together to create a lather in your hands. A little rinse of water and your hands will be clean.
    You can make a natural instant soap with a handful of ceanothus flowers and a little bit of water, rubbing together to create a lather in your hands. A little rinse of water and your hands will be clean.
    You can make a natural instant soap with a handful of ceanothus flowers and a little bit of water, rubbing together to create a lather in your hands. A little rinse of water and your hands will be...
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  17. shiney

    Do You Want To Be A Magistrate?

    Reminds me of my short stint as a call centre worker here in the UK. Long story short, the Irish callers faced a challenge with this young Nordic trying to take down their details."Can I take...
    Reminds me of my short stint as a call centre worker here in the UK. Long story short, the Irish callers faced a challenge with this young Nordic trying to take down their details."Can I take your name please?" "Sure, it's ARRRR." "Thanks, would you mind spelling that for me?" "It's ARRR for...
    Reminds me of my short stint as a call centre worker here in the UK. Long story short, the Irish callers faced a challenge with this young Nordic trying to take down their details."Can I take your name please?" "Sure, it's ARRRR." "Thanks,...
    Reminds me of my short stint as a call centre worker here in the UK. Long story short, the Irish callers faced a challenge with this young Nordic trying to take down their details."Can I take...
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  18. Logan
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  19. Logan
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  20. Fat Controller
    Agree x 4

    RIP Anna Karen

    Yeah, who would have thought she was 85? Time flies. Actually when you see here in "on the buses" she looks pretty normal these days and quite slim.:roflol:
    Yeah, who would have thought she was 85? Time flies. Actually when you see here in "on the buses" she looks pretty normal these days and quite slim.:roflol:
    Yeah, who would have thought she was 85? Time flies. Actually when you see here in "on the buses" she looks pretty normal these days and quite slim.:roflol:
    Yeah, who would have thought she was 85? Time flies. Actually when you see here in "on the buses" she looks pretty normal these days and quite slim.:roflol:
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