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  1. Jenny namaste

    Aung san su chee

    Thats right Clew les Wan, its been pretty much total lockdown since I was born. Amazed me when the songwriter said one of his songs had been knocked back just because of the title "You"
    Thats right Clew les Wan, its been pretty much total lockdown since I was born. Amazed me when the songwriter said one of his songs had been knocked back just because of the title "You"
    Thats right Clew les Wan, its been pretty much total lockdown since I was born. Amazed me when the songwriter said one of his songs had been knocked back just because of the title "You"
    Thats right Clew les Wan, its been pretty much total lockdown since I was born. Amazed me when the songwriter said one of his songs had been knocked back just because of the title "You"
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  2. Phil A
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    Another one for the Flyboys

    Worked on those, back in the 80's. We converted them into tankers:)
    Worked on those, back in the 80's. We converted them into tankers:)
    Worked on those, back in the 80's. We converted them into tankers:)
    Worked on those, back in the 80's. We converted them into tankers:)
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  3. Lolimac

    Anyone want to buy a trampoline......

    I hope so GA:dbgrtmb:
    I hope so GA:dbgrtmb:
    I hope so GA:dbgrtmb:
    I hope so GA:dbgrtmb:
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  4. Fat Controller

    What possesses some people?

    Not heard the details of this news story but am assuming that she was a.Intrepid b.Homeless c.Living an alternative lifestyle People have varying attitudes to risk - you wouldn't catch me...
    Not heard the details of this news story but am assuming that she was a.Intrepid b.Homeless c.Living an alternative lifestyle People have varying attitudes to risk - you wouldn't catch me attempting Everest for example, but lots of people would describe me as a lily-livered cissy for not...
    Not heard the details of this news story but am assuming that she was a.Intrepid b.Homeless c.Living an alternative lifestyle People have varying attitudes to risk - you wouldn't catch me attempting Everest for example, but lots of people...
    Not heard the details of this news story but am assuming that she was a.Intrepid b.Homeless c.Living an alternative lifestyle People have varying attitudes to risk - you wouldn't catch me...
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  5. clueless1

    Anyone fancy a workout?

    :redface: He was doing that "Spotty Dog" type thingy ... if I do that, my boys will have me sectioned! :whistle:
    :redface: He was doing that "Spotty Dog" type thingy ... if I do that, my boys will have me sectioned! :whistle:
    :redface: He was doing that "Spotty Dog" type thingy ... if I do that, my boys will have me sectioned! :whistle:
    :redface: He was doing that "Spotty Dog" type thingy ... if I do that, my boys will have me sectioned! :whistle:
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  7. miraflores
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    are you prepared for flooding?

    So did I, Shiney, for a minute or two:heehee: But Victor Mclagen played the Duke's Side Kick in such a lot of his films that it was natural that he should spring to mind. :snork:
    So did I, Shiney, for a minute or two:heehee: But Victor Mclagen played the Duke's Side Kick in such a lot of his films that it was natural that he should spring to mind. :snork:
    So did I, Shiney, for a minute or two:heehee: But Victor Mclagen played the Duke's Side Kick in such a lot of his films that it was natural that he should spring to mind. :snork:
    So did I, Shiney, for a minute or two:heehee: But Victor Mclagen played the Duke's Side Kick in such a lot of his films that it was natural that he should spring to mind. :snork:
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  8. shiney

    Who Teaches Maths To Reporters?

    Scrungee, I'm pleased you edited your post and made it more understandable :heehee:
    Scrungee, I'm pleased you edited your post and made it more understandable :heehee:
    Scrungee, I'm pleased you edited your post and made it more understandable :heehee:
    Scrungee, I'm pleased you edited your post and made it more understandable :heehee:
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  9. Folly Mon
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    Hang On I've Got an Idea Er Er

    I got thrown out when my voice began to break:sad:
    I got thrown out when my voice began to break:sad:
    I got thrown out when my voice began to break:sad:
    I got thrown out when my voice began to break:sad:
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  10. Phil A

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    AN AMISH ELEVATOR A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart...
    AN AMISH ELEVATOR A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.The boy asked, 'What is this Father?' The father (never having...
    AN AMISH ELEVATOR A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.The boy...
    AN AMISH ELEVATOR A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart...
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  11. Phil A
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    Happy Thanksgiving

    Happy Thanksgiving...:blue thumb:
    Happy Thanksgiving...:blue thumb:
    Happy Thanksgiving...:blue thumb:
    Happy Thanksgiving...:blue thumb:
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  12. HarryS
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    Mosquito Manufacture Australia 1944

    They might have been well before my time :snork:, but I love the old planes, Spitfires, Mosquitoes, Lancasters etc...
    They might have been well before my time :snork:, but I love the old planes, Spitfires, Mosquitoes, Lancasters etc...
    They might have been well before my time :snork:, but I love the old planes, Spitfires, Mosquitoes, Lancasters etc...
    They might have been well before my time :snork:, but I love the old planes, Spitfires, Mosquitoes, Lancasters etc...
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  13. stephenprudence
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    This evenings sunset

    Very lucky with these because they sun was setting just as the haze and cloud was clearing to the south.. as soon as I saw the pink sky I sprinted towards the sea like it was an emergency lol
    Very lucky with these because they sun was setting just as the haze and cloud was clearing to the south.. as soon as I saw the pink sky I sprinted towards the sea like it was an emergency lol
    Very lucky with these because they sun was setting just as the haze and cloud was clearing to the south.. as soon as I saw the pink sky I sprinted towards the sea like it was an emergency lol
    Very lucky with these because they sun was setting just as the haze and cloud was clearing to the south.. as soon as I saw the pink sky I sprinted towards the sea like it was an emergency lol
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  14. clueless1

    Why do we build cities?

    I think that's actually quite plausible. I know people who live in little villages in our area that sometimes get completely cut off for days at a time due to road closures due to snow and ice....
    I think that's actually quite plausible. I know people who live in little villages in our area that sometimes get completely cut off for days at a time due to road closures due to snow and ice. In one such village where I used to work, the locals delighted in telling the story of the time the...
    I think that's actually quite plausible. I know people who live in little villages in our area that sometimes get completely cut off for days at a time due to road closures due to snow and ice. In one such village where I used to work, the...
    I think that's actually quite plausible. I know people who live in little villages in our area that sometimes get completely cut off for days at a time due to road closures due to snow and ice....
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  15. "M"
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    Doing anything different this festive season?

    Very happy for you Val. Going to be a special Christmas for you and your folks, Jenny
    Very happy for you Val. Going to be a special Christmas for you and your folks, Jenny
    Very happy for you Val. Going to be a special Christmas for you and your folks, Jenny
    Very happy for you Val. Going to be a special Christmas for you and your folks, Jenny
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  16. miraflores

    yet another dreadful accident...

    Dreadful!! I think dogs get far more jealous of 'newcomers' than what people realise!! Val
    Dreadful!! I think dogs get far more jealous of 'newcomers' than what people realise!! Val
    Dreadful!! I think dogs get far more jealous of 'newcomers' than what people realise!! Val
    Dreadful!! I think dogs get far more jealous of 'newcomers' than what people realise!! Val
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  17. miraflores

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    marley: i don't mix business and nonsense...but thank you. gemini- the administrator will change it for you.
    marley: i don't mix business and nonsense...but thank you. gemini- the administrator will change it for you.
    marley: i don't mix business and nonsense...but thank you. gemini- the administrator will change it for you.
    marley: i don't mix business and nonsense...but thank you. gemini- the administrator will change it for you.
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  18. Fat Controller

    Why are some people such idiots??

    Aye, she's a kindly soul too - lots of people in our place praying for her to make a full recovery. I've been making loads of plans Mum - but I still can't help but have the itch to get out...
    Aye, she's a kindly soul too - lots of people in our place praying for her to make a full recovery. I've been making loads of plans Mum - but I still can't help but have the itch to get out there and see the weather warming up :)
    Aye, she's a kindly soul too - lots of people in our place praying for her to make a full recovery. I've been making loads of plans Mum - but I still can't help but have the itch to get out there and see the weather warming up :)
    Aye, she's a kindly soul too - lots of people in our place praying for her to make a full recovery. I've been making loads of plans Mum - but I still can't help but have the itch to get out...
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  19. miraflores

    Stay away from those spiders

    Scary!!!!!!!!!!!!:yikes::runforhills: Val
    Scary!!!!!!!!!!!!:yikes::runforhills: Val
    Scary!!!!!!!!!!!!:yikes::runforhills: Val
    Scary!!!!!!!!!!!!:yikes::runforhills: Val
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  20. miraflores
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    for liliana

    It looks a bit like a doormouse but more like a soft toy. What? Me a spoilsport! :heehee:
    It looks a bit like a doormouse but more like a soft toy. What? Me a spoilsport! :heehee:
    It looks a bit like a doormouse but more like a soft toy. What? Me a spoilsport! :heehee:
    It looks a bit like a doormouse but more like a soft toy. What? Me a spoilsport! :heehee:
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